Chapter 63 Funny

I was clicking on these messy things late at night and couldn't help feeling drowsy.I had no good feelings for SM, but now I feel even more angry when I see those evil S groups spared no effort to shaking flags and shouting for SM in these documents, doing their best to beautify SM and distort the facts.So in the end I decided not to look at these things, but turned off my laptop and fell asleep immediately.

I slept until around 9:30 the next morning, and was awakened by Xiaoyu's phone call. It turned out that Xiaoyu was coming to cook medicine for me.I got up in a hurry with sleepy eyes, finished washing up within five minutes, put on my clothes, opened the door, and saw Xiaoyu standing gracefully in front of my door. I guess she had been waiting outside the door.

Xiaoyu entered the house and headed straight to the kitchen, tied her apron, washed a casserole, lit a fire, and boiled soup and made medicine for me, just like a competent housewife.

I sat at the dining table, holding my cheek with one hand, looking at Xiaoyu who was busy in the kitchen, and secretly felt sorry for her: if she was well-behaved and did not be the female M in the SM circle, even if she had no income or diploma, and only served her husband and children at home, she would definitely be a good wife worth cherishing.Her appearance and temperament are beyond words, but just the identity of a female M immediately made her worthless and despised. It was really a treasure wall covered with dust and a pearl that was dark.

I stared at her random thoughts. When Xiaoyu turned around and saw my stupid appearance, she immediately lowered her head and covered her mouth and smirked, which made me wake up from my fantasy.

My face immediately turned red, and I was restless on the chair, feeling like I was sitting on pins and needles.I opened my mouth and wanted to explain something, but I felt that it was not explained or explained. After thinking for a while, I felt that it was better not to say it.I picked up an expired newspaper on the dining table and looked it around to cover up my panic.

Xiaoyu turned her head and asked me while busy: Brother Yan, have you had breakfast?Before drinking Chinese medicine, it is best to eat breakfast to suppress the stomach.

Oh, I slept very late last night, and I got up after answering your call, but I just washed up in a hurry and didn’t have time to eat breakfast.I told the truth.

Hahaha, Brother Yan, how long did you spend in the group of "Tianya Gong's Time" last night? Ah, a few women Ms, and honestly explain to me.

Where is Ah!I don’t know those women M. Is it possible for me to just join the group?I don’t know what the company looks like, so I dare to suck them!I'm not hungry anymore.

Hahaha, Brother Yan, how can I know if you are right or wrong?Don't be stubborn now, I will know if you are a sensible person in a few days.Xiaoyu seemed to be very confident in working and teasing me.

After a while, Xiaoyu was probably finished. She walked over with a cup of hot milk and two pieces of dessert.After she put the breakfast on the dining table in front of me, she sat in the chair opposite me, holding her cheeks with both hands, staring at me with interest, making my heart shudder.

Oh, Xiaoyu, you're done, you can rest for a while? Oh, are you looking at me, are you trying to say?

Nothing is wrong.

Then you?? Then why are you staring at me? Is there a flower on my face?Even so, you don’t need to stare at me directly, as I keep fooling me up and down.I deliberately made a little joke and wanted to cover up my embarrassment.

Oh my God, Brother Yan, does there really be a flower on your face?I didn't see Ah, where?You pointed it out to me.Xiaoyu widened her eyes exaggeratedly, shook her head, and looked at my face left and right, up and down, as if she was really trying to find out what was on my face.I knew she was teasing me, so I muttered: What's there? It's possible that I have acne on my face, so I'll save it.I lifted the newspaper and tried to cover my face.

I never thought that Xiaoyu stood up and took the newspaper in my hand over. What to read? The newspaper has expired for more than a month and is worth reading.Come on, raise your head and let your sister see if you really have acne on your face?Hi, little brother, don’t be shy, don’t turn your head and just look at me.

Xiaoyu was talking, but her hand reached up my chin and lifted my head up, which was quite joking and teasing me.

I reached out and pushed her hand away, and my face turned redder. Xiaoyu, you are so yes, even your Brother Yan dares to tease you, aren't you afraid that I will get angry.

If you are angry, then you will show me.It seems that except for the first night when I saw you angry at me, I have never seen you slapped me again.Come on, Brother Yan, be angry, give me some kindness and revenge.

Xiaoyu looked at me with her head tilted, and her smiley look made me angry and funny.

Haha, Xiaoyu, what are you trying to do this early this morning? Let me be happy, right?I know I owe you too many favors, so let me report it later.Of course, you can also give me back now.

Really, Brother Yan?Can you repay me now?

real!But it depends on how you give me back.I will do my best to try not to disappoint you.

I thought to myself that at most I would spend two bad money to buy some gifts for her. If she wanted too much, I wouldn't be able to satisfy her.The same thing, do my best.

Brother Yan is a cheerful person and must keep his word, right?Xiaoyu suddenly stood up, supported her hands on the table, and asked me with a fierce look.

It's Ah, I will keep my word.I picked up the milk that Xiaoyu had hot for me and said while drinking it.

Well, I don’t want your money or your stuff, so I’ll be my man.This requirement is not too much, Brother Yan?

Puff?? I had just drunk my mouth and had not had time to swallow a sip of milk immediately sprayed out of my mouth, spraying a large area of ​​the living room floor.

Xiaoyu, what are you talking nonsense? Do you still want me to have breakfast or drink milk?I angrily said to her.Hahaha??, Brother Yan, how old are you, you are still choking!Hahaha?? Xiaoyu stood up and smiled so hard that the branches trembled. While laughing, she walked towards the bathroom to get the mop cloth.

When Xiaoyu returned with the mop and slapped the floor, I continued to condemn her and said: Xiaoyu, you know that I am a man and a man of all ages. Do you think I can be a man?Isn’t you happy with me?

Xiaoyu stood up and said with a smile: Brother Yan, Lao Hou and I agree that you have the potential of a male M. It would be a pity not to be a male M.Hahaha??

Tsk, you're going to do this again!Can you let me get sick after breakfast?

Hahaha, Brother Yan, not only do we see you like this, but there are also people in the group that say that to you.

Does anyone in the SM group think so?Who is Ah, so blind!

You also know her that is Mulan Ah.

Xiaoyu's words aroused my alertness.I told Xiaoyu last night that I had a private chat with Mulan. She must have some purpose when she mentioned Mulan now.Oh, what does Mulan say?

Mulan told me that she had been chatting with you for a while and felt that you were not like a male S, nor like an outsider, but like a male M.Look, people who have seen you say this, and people who have never met you and have only talked to you for a few words will say that. It seems that it is a waste of Ah if you don’t be a man, hahaha??