It’s so fucking hard to write novels, and it’s even more fucking hard to write erotic novels! I won’t write them anymore!
I finally yelled after finishing the first chapter of the first part of "FORNICATION", which scared my girlfriend sitting next to me!
During this period, in order to fulfill my promise to my friends, I was forced to sit at the computer desk all day long, racking my brains every day and thinking hard about how to describe the future scenes I saw in modern words. In just a few days, countless white hairs appeared on my head!
I was originally free now and now I feel like I am being detained, and my life is much more boring...
I don’t know what you wrote, so don’t stop Ah… A soft and smooth body pressed on my back, and a pair of jade arms wrapped around my neck from behind. I could clearly feel the oppression of those two plump and elastic breasts on me…
She is my new girlfriend, working in Bank of China, 24 years old, and is also a stunning beauty. Let's call her Xiaoli for the time being...
(Haha, you can't give up a forest for a tree. It turns out that model was sent to the UK to study... Don't call me fickle, you don't know that the model was so happy when she took me 10K pounds. I want to scold her. It's so fucking awful Ah)
I was excited while writing an article. At this time, another beautiful woman who was almost naked was leaning close to her body (at home, she was wearing only a transparent ultra-short pajama). I turned around suddenly and pulled my girlfriend into my arms. She kissed and touched her wildly, making her panting...
Before you even teased you, you had so much water flowing. You are really lewd... When I touched my girlfriend's wet pussy, I said to her teasingly
Well, I hate it... Isn't your novel written very excitingly, I can't help it... My girlfriend gasped and said
I couldn't help but do it! I pulled the strap of my pajamas with one hand, (hehe, when I was writing novels, I only wore one pajamas at most, because writing erotic novels also had to dissipate heat like a computer host) The other hand wrapped my girlfriend's slender waist, allowing my girlfriend's vagina to be filled with vaginal fluid to aim at my big cock that was ready to go. Then I gently pressed her body, and with Ah's moan, my big cock was stuffed into my girlfriend's warm and moist hole...
Next is the spring scenery of the room: the heavy breathing of a man, the delicate moan of a woman, the collision of flesh and silk, the shaking of sofa, table, chair, mattress, and the scattering of vaginal fluid.
(Haha, this sound can only be heard by people with an IQ of 1,000 or above)
(The details of my girlfriend and I have sex are omitted below, totaling XXXX words)
…
Ring, Ring, Ring... The urgent phone ringing rang. I looked at my sleeping girlfriend beside me, and gently got out of bed to answer the phone
Aduo, if you have something to do, come to Room 88 of Yinshui Villa, and tell you if you have something to do. Lao Jiang (that's my hardcore guy) came from.
When I heard that it was a private club, my spirit immediately came. I looked at the clock and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. I had sex with my girlfriend for more than three hours.
OK, it will be here soon, prepare some food for me, I haven't had supper yet! I said readily
OK, come on! The other party hung up the phone
(Lao Jiang is becoming more and more anxious now. How can he be a scientist? Alas)
I took a shower in a hurry, looked at my girlfriend who was sleeping soundly on the bed, wrote a note, kissed her buttocks, and drove towards Yinshui Villa...
Arrived at Yinshui Villa and showed my membership card, the security guard put me in respectfully
After parking the car, before I could push open the door of the club hall, a man quickly came up to me.
President Duo, welcome to Ah! When I saw it, it turned out to be the executive vice president of this club, and his face was filled with smiles.
I'm not a boss anymore, I'm a writer now... I nodded at him, joking while walking, and venting my emotions
Good evening, boss... As soon as I entered the hall, a delicate voice echoed in the hall. Forty and fifty half-naked beauties bent over to pay tribute
Grandma's, she actually dresses less and is even more transparent than my girlfriend...
What the hell is the ‘Sewallow Villa’ Ah… I said to myself, my pants were immediately put up a tent…
I glanced at me and saw dozens of beauties from top to bottom. (Men have this ability) I ordered two of my favorite girls and asked them to take me to Room 88.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw Lao Jiang flirting with two beauties beside me. One of the beauties has been stripped naked. Lao Jiang was hugging her slender waist and playing dice with another beauties. Lao Jiang's lustful hand also touched the legs of the beauties beside him...
Lao Jiang, you boy is getting more and more vulgar. If you don’t go to archaeology, you come to such a place to investigate... Are you examining which MM has the biggest Ah? When I met my old friend, I felt comfortable all over. My depressed heart for several days was wiped out, so I asked casually
Humph, you guys have just come to Ah, I have been waiting for you for a long time, Lao Jiang also replied
If you have these two beauties accompanying you, maybe you are hoping that I won't come? I touched the breasts of a beautiful woman, it's really big.
You guy is so lustful, you dare to touch my woman, hahaha, I will touch your woman later, OK, you guys go to the house first, we want to talk about things! Lao Jiang drove all four women to a cannon room in the house...
I looked at Lao Jiang curiously, what's the matter? I haven't had the pleasure of those two beauties yet!
What's the matter? What did you say you did? Lao Jiang looked at me seriously
Damn, what are I doing? Tell me quickly, don’t catch me! I’m anxious
What are you doing? We asked you to write the history of the future. How did you write pornographic novels? You dare to publish them publicly. You have been targeted by the public security department. Maybe you will be arrested that day!
Who the hell wrote pornographic novels? After all, you still don't believe me! I wrote them completely according to the content of that file. I didn't exaggerate it at all. I told you that the moral standards of the future are different from the present. You don't understand at all. You are still making random guesses... Damn, I won't write them anymore! I said angrily
Haha, look, you are so anxious... I am just making fun of you! Lao Jiang suddenly laughed. The writing of your grandmother is so fucking good. It’s so pornographic and exciting. I love you so much! If you don’t write, I will die in front of you immediately. Haha... But the country is currently cracking down on pornography online. So, the founders and participants of the four pornographic websites arrested in Shanxi are about to be prosecuted. Maybe they will have to go in and squat for a few more years? You have to be careful, I am a little worried about you...
Damn, I told you that the documentary literature I wrote is not something I made up! I still don’t agree
You kid writes so nakedly, even if I believe it, your brothers will believe it, but others will not believe it! Lao Jiang smiled and said
Damn, I'm not afraid! I said disdainfully, my father is also a general after all, who dares to do anything to me?
Drink, look at what you are awesome! But that's true. The government will only catch those who have no background. You are very safe! Lao Jiang said proudly
But today I asked you to come here to introduce some friends to you...
Where is the person?
We arrived a while, let’s have a drink first. Lao Jiang called out the four beauties, and we started having fun and drinking...
By the time the person we were waiting for arrived, we had drunk all three bottles of XO. The four beauties were already naked, and two of them were dancing erotic dances while the strong wine... Lao Jiang had fought with one beauty for a while, and I also ejaculated in the mouth of another beauty...
Hi, Lao Jiang, we are late, please forgive me... These people are full of wine and meals, each of them hugged a beautiful woman and came in
Haha, it's not too late, I'm very proud to be here at the same time... Lao Jiang stood up and shook hands with them, and I stood up too
Come, let me introduce you to you. This is the author of that article. My good guy, Ado, is a strange man. He is a general of Nanjing Military Region... Lao Jiang introduced me to them.
Aduo, these are also my good brothers, this is Secretary Huang of the Municipal Party Committee... This is Director Chen of the Public Security Bureau... This is Director Zhang of the Land and Resources Bureau... This is Director Wang of the Provincial Finance Department... And these are Director Liu, Secretary Wang, and Director Li... Lao Jiang's tongue is straight
I greeted them one by one. Since they all drank a lot of wine and had a similar smell, everyone quickly got into the state and started to call each other brothers. After a few more glasses of wine, they talked more, and they all revolved around this documentary literature...
Lao Duo, to be honest, I was so confused at the beginning of your novel, and I didn’t know what you were writing? I saw the first chapter and I had a little look. But to be honest, my writing style is average... Director Wang said first
Brother Wang, you criticized me well. I didn’t want to write it. If Lao Jiang and the others hadn’t persuaded me, I wouldn’t have written it!
Aduo, don't listen to Lao Wang. He praised you the most, but now he is just teasing you to play. Lao Jiang said quickly
Lao Duo, has the protagonist also gained all the future abilities? Director Liu of the Health Bureau asked
Brother Liu, to be honest, I just wrote down what I saw. I didn’t figure out who the protagonist is...
I answered thoughtfully, it is Ah, and there should be several protagonists to form a good story.
Who is the protagonist?
Emperor Taizong?
Duke Rong Jia Yuan?
Duke Zhenguo Jia Zheng?
Someone else...
I finally yelled after finishing the first chapter of the first part of "FORNICATION", which scared my girlfriend sitting next to me!
During this period, in order to fulfill my promise to my friends, I was forced to sit at the computer desk all day long, racking my brains every day and thinking hard about how to describe the future scenes I saw in modern words. In just a few days, countless white hairs appeared on my head!
I was originally free now and now I feel like I am being detained, and my life is much more boring...
I don’t know what you wrote, so don’t stop Ah… A soft and smooth body pressed on my back, and a pair of jade arms wrapped around my neck from behind. I could clearly feel the oppression of those two plump and elastic breasts on me…
She is my new girlfriend, working in Bank of China, 24 years old, and is also a stunning beauty. Let's call her Xiaoli for the time being...
(Haha, you can't give up a forest for a tree. It turns out that model was sent to the UK to study... Don't call me fickle, you don't know that the model was so happy when she took me 10K pounds. I want to scold her. It's so fucking awful Ah)
I was excited while writing an article. At this time, another beautiful woman who was almost naked was leaning close to her body (at home, she was wearing only a transparent ultra-short pajama). I turned around suddenly and pulled my girlfriend into my arms. She kissed and touched her wildly, making her panting...
Before you even teased you, you had so much water flowing. You are really lewd... When I touched my girlfriend's wet pussy, I said to her teasingly
Well, I hate it... Isn't your novel written very excitingly, I can't help it... My girlfriend gasped and said
I couldn't help but do it! I pulled the strap of my pajamas with one hand, (hehe, when I was writing novels, I only wore one pajamas at most, because writing erotic novels also had to dissipate heat like a computer host) The other hand wrapped my girlfriend's slender waist, allowing my girlfriend's vagina to be filled with vaginal fluid to aim at my big cock that was ready to go. Then I gently pressed her body, and with Ah's moan, my big cock was stuffed into my girlfriend's warm and moist hole...
Next is the spring scenery of the room: the heavy breathing of a man, the delicate moan of a woman, the collision of flesh and silk, the shaking of sofa, table, chair, mattress, and the scattering of vaginal fluid.
(Haha, this sound can only be heard by people with an IQ of 1,000 or above)
(The details of my girlfriend and I have sex are omitted below, totaling XXXX words)
…
Ring, Ring, Ring... The urgent phone ringing rang. I looked at my sleeping girlfriend beside me, and gently got out of bed to answer the phone
Aduo, if you have something to do, come to Room 88 of Yinshui Villa, and tell you if you have something to do. Lao Jiang (that's my hardcore guy) came from.
When I heard that it was a private club, my spirit immediately came. I looked at the clock and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. I had sex with my girlfriend for more than three hours.
OK, it will be here soon, prepare some food for me, I haven't had supper yet! I said readily
OK, come on! The other party hung up the phone
(Lao Jiang is becoming more and more anxious now. How can he be a scientist? Alas)
I took a shower in a hurry, looked at my girlfriend who was sleeping soundly on the bed, wrote a note, kissed her buttocks, and drove towards Yinshui Villa...
Arrived at Yinshui Villa and showed my membership card, the security guard put me in respectfully
After parking the car, before I could push open the door of the club hall, a man quickly came up to me.
President Duo, welcome to Ah! When I saw it, it turned out to be the executive vice president of this club, and his face was filled with smiles.
I'm not a boss anymore, I'm a writer now... I nodded at him, joking while walking, and venting my emotions
Good evening, boss... As soon as I entered the hall, a delicate voice echoed in the hall. Forty and fifty half-naked beauties bent over to pay tribute
Grandma's, she actually dresses less and is even more transparent than my girlfriend...
What the hell is the ‘Sewallow Villa’ Ah… I said to myself, my pants were immediately put up a tent…
I glanced at me and saw dozens of beauties from top to bottom. (Men have this ability) I ordered two of my favorite girls and asked them to take me to Room 88.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw Lao Jiang flirting with two beauties beside me. One of the beauties has been stripped naked. Lao Jiang was hugging her slender waist and playing dice with another beauties. Lao Jiang's lustful hand also touched the legs of the beauties beside him...
Lao Jiang, you boy is getting more and more vulgar. If you don’t go to archaeology, you come to such a place to investigate... Are you examining which MM has the biggest Ah? When I met my old friend, I felt comfortable all over. My depressed heart for several days was wiped out, so I asked casually
Humph, you guys have just come to Ah, I have been waiting for you for a long time, Lao Jiang also replied
If you have these two beauties accompanying you, maybe you are hoping that I won't come? I touched the breasts of a beautiful woman, it's really big.
You guy is so lustful, you dare to touch my woman, hahaha, I will touch your woman later, OK, you guys go to the house first, we want to talk about things! Lao Jiang drove all four women to a cannon room in the house...
I looked at Lao Jiang curiously, what's the matter? I haven't had the pleasure of those two beauties yet!
What's the matter? What did you say you did? Lao Jiang looked at me seriously
Damn, what are I doing? Tell me quickly, don’t catch me! I’m anxious
What are you doing? We asked you to write the history of the future. How did you write pornographic novels? You dare to publish them publicly. You have been targeted by the public security department. Maybe you will be arrested that day!
Who the hell wrote pornographic novels? After all, you still don't believe me! I wrote them completely according to the content of that file. I didn't exaggerate it at all. I told you that the moral standards of the future are different from the present. You don't understand at all. You are still making random guesses... Damn, I won't write them anymore! I said angrily
Haha, look, you are so anxious... I am just making fun of you! Lao Jiang suddenly laughed. The writing of your grandmother is so fucking good. It’s so pornographic and exciting. I love you so much! If you don’t write, I will die in front of you immediately. Haha... But the country is currently cracking down on pornography online. So, the founders and participants of the four pornographic websites arrested in Shanxi are about to be prosecuted. Maybe they will have to go in and squat for a few more years? You have to be careful, I am a little worried about you...
Damn, I told you that the documentary literature I wrote is not something I made up! I still don’t agree
You kid writes so nakedly, even if I believe it, your brothers will believe it, but others will not believe it! Lao Jiang smiled and said
Damn, I'm not afraid! I said disdainfully, my father is also a general after all, who dares to do anything to me?
Drink, look at what you are awesome! But that's true. The government will only catch those who have no background. You are very safe! Lao Jiang said proudly
But today I asked you to come here to introduce some friends to you...
Where is the person?
We arrived a while, let’s have a drink first. Lao Jiang called out the four beauties, and we started having fun and drinking...
By the time the person we were waiting for arrived, we had drunk all three bottles of XO. The four beauties were already naked, and two of them were dancing erotic dances while the strong wine... Lao Jiang had fought with one beauty for a while, and I also ejaculated in the mouth of another beauty...
Hi, Lao Jiang, we are late, please forgive me... These people are full of wine and meals, each of them hugged a beautiful woman and came in
Haha, it's not too late, I'm very proud to be here at the same time... Lao Jiang stood up and shook hands with them, and I stood up too
Come, let me introduce you to you. This is the author of that article. My good guy, Ado, is a strange man. He is a general of Nanjing Military Region... Lao Jiang introduced me to them.
Aduo, these are also my good brothers, this is Secretary Huang of the Municipal Party Committee... This is Director Chen of the Public Security Bureau... This is Director Zhang of the Land and Resources Bureau... This is Director Wang of the Provincial Finance Department... And these are Director Liu, Secretary Wang, and Director Li... Lao Jiang's tongue is straight
I greeted them one by one. Since they all drank a lot of wine and had a similar smell, everyone quickly got into the state and started to call each other brothers. After a few more glasses of wine, they talked more, and they all revolved around this documentary literature...
Lao Duo, to be honest, I was so confused at the beginning of your novel, and I didn’t know what you were writing? I saw the first chapter and I had a little look. But to be honest, my writing style is average... Director Wang said first
Brother Wang, you criticized me well. I didn’t want to write it. If Lao Jiang and the others hadn’t persuaded me, I wouldn’t have written it!
Aduo, don't listen to Lao Wang. He praised you the most, but now he is just teasing you to play. Lao Jiang said quickly
Lao Duo, has the protagonist also gained all the future abilities? Director Liu of the Health Bureau asked
Brother Liu, to be honest, I just wrote down what I saw. I didn’t figure out who the protagonist is...
I answered thoughtfully, it is Ah, and there should be several protagonists to form a good story.
Who is the protagonist?
Emperor Taizong?
Duke Rong Jia Yuan?
Duke Zhenguo Jia Zheng?
Someone else...
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