Then tell my sister, who taught your kung fu?
I heard that it is the abbot of Shaolin, the head of the Wudang Sect, and the 180th generation successor of the Emei Sect! The male host will answer the conversation immediately
Lu Erjie's giggle was so cute that it also made everyone laugh
It was too mysterious to watch that video, it wouldn't be fake, right? The female host looked suspicious.
Otherwise, my sister can try it on the spot! Lu Erjie said with a wicked smile
OK! OK! I think it's OK, do you agree? The male host is afraid that the world will not be in chaos
The atmosphere at the scene was warm and he shouted: Yes!
You are so bad. Who said it was OK? Who said it was OK just now? Come up and let Wenlong do a demonstration performance. The female host said with a smile
Kind laughter from the audience
To be honest, my sister is so old that she admires martial arts masters very much. She also knows that masters are among the people, but I really can't believe that you are only seven years old and you have practiced martial arts since you are born. You can't kick a living person like a ball.
The host still doubts
However, I heard that the video was taken by the workers in Ms. Su's factory. What everyone saw with their own eyes should not be fake. Moreover, a rioter made a special technical appraisal, but there was really no trace of editing and artistic processing. It was completely a live recording!
The male host said
My sister still doesn't believe it. I see that Ms. Su has the most say in this matter. Come on, let Ms. Su talk about the scene at that time. The female host handed the microphone to Su Mei.
Su Mei looked at Erjie and said solemnly: This video is indeed true. As for who shot it, I don’t know, but I have the most say in what happened.
Then can you tell you what happened and whether there are any places to go in and out
On the video, there are me, Wenlong, and the employee in my factory. The one who was beaten by Wenlong was my ex-husband Su Mei said
Oh! The hosts on the stage and on the stage felt more and more informative, and they all raised their ears and listened.
So Su Mei talked about the grudges and the scenes with her ex-husband, and then turned to Erjie and said: Wenlong's martial arts are very powerful, and I only knew that day. Before I adopted him, I didn't know at all, and I was confused at that time. I didn't expect Wenlong to be so powerful, which was beyond everyone's perception and imagination. I feel very lucky that I can have a son to protect me when I am helpless. As a mother, I am very happy.
Su Mei's emotions were moved, and there were tears in her eyes
The people at the scene were full of emotions and wiped their tears. Yu Jia also wiped their tears secretly. Seeing Erjie make a face for her, the little girl Yu Jia glanced at him, as if she was still holding a grudge.
Ms. Su, I have to say, your life is so good, why did you have such a powerful son? I believe that mothers in the audience also envy you. The little guy is handsome and sensible, and can protect his family at the age of only a few years old. My God, this is so evil. Everyone watches the video and then look at the close-up. Look at the little guy's expression, it's just Cute. The click rate of this video is now high, and it's tens of millions. The media is also overwhelmingly promoting and reporting. I heard that many mothers can't wait to send their son to Shaolin Temple after watching this video. This is an incredible and evil lady.
The female host said with great emotion that this is by no means an exaggeration, but a real fact
Don't you know I am her bodyguard? This is so emotional and heroic. Zhizhi, Ms. Su! What did you think at that time? The female host asked
I want to cry with happiness! Sumei's words are simple and direct
I also want to cry, wuwu, classic videos, classics are unprecedented and no one comes. If I have a son in the future, I will fly to the clouds happily
The female host said excitedly
It's even worse to fall down! The male host interrupted in time and cooperated with him in time
The laughing female host smiled and beat the male host with a pink punch
Today, Ms. Su's family shared such a wonderful story with us. I have to say that the world is so great that there are all kinds of wonders. Ms. Su and her youngest son donated a valuable treasure for free. This intention is worthy of the respect of every Chinese, especially our little Wenlong, who is young, not only patriotic, but also protects her family. I really can't use words to describe my current mood and feelings. We give them the warmest applause.
Applause and cheers are constantly
After all, I still can’t believe it. Wenlong, let’s give everyone a performance. I saw that there are all comments on the Internet, and there are constant doubts. Today I borrow our program to show the audience across the country to let them know what perverts are!
The female host's mouth is really good
Lu Erjie stood up, and the audience in the audience was waiting quietly. Erjie walked to a wooden table, looked at it, shook his head, turned around and said tenderly: Do you have a thicker table
Wow!, pervert, I think that the table is too thin and it looks good!
Director, director, went to find Zhang Houhou's Eight Immortals Table. Didn't you see our guests going to perform? Why are you so stingy? The female host started yelling and teasing the director again.
This show is live Ah. If it really needs to be broadcast, the ratings are great. After a while, a thick Eight Immortals table came from the four big men. We don’t care where they found it. The show needs to be hehe.
Come on, the audience members came up to check if the table was solid wood and did they make any fraud? The male host greeted the audience
Many people came up from the audience, shaking their hands and watching with their eyes. Some gay men kicked the table legs with their feet. It was so great, it was okay!
Erjie's figure is not much taller than the tall Eight Immortals Table. The audience in the audience stood up and took out their cell phones to wait for the camera.
Erjie calmed down and raised his right arm and shouted tenderly: Now is the time to witness the miracle!
As he said that, his little hand pressed on the table with a snap, then raised his arm and smiled innocently at the camera: Okay, get it done, a miracle has happened!
The table is fine! What the hell is this little guy doing? We are playing with it! He also witnessed the miracle moment. The little guy is so funny and can make trouble. The audience can't help but feel disappointed.
What's going on? What's going on? That's all right. Isn't this table good? The female host walked to the Eight Immortals table and pushed it with her hands
A thud
My God, the female host couldn't defend herself, so she was so scared that she lost her appearance and jumped three feet high
The thick Eight Immortals Table was broken, with broken tendons and broken bones, scattered on the stage in a terrible way
The scene was boiling, exclaiming, taking photos, applause, overturning the studio
The male and female host patted their chests, and they couldn't get enough time. Su Mei and Yu Jia were also nervously holding each other. They were worried that Erjie wouldn't be able to handle it. Now that he saw the real kung fu, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Is this possible? Is this possible? Just like this! Just! The host was dumbfounded and couldn't believe his eyes, just like everyone else in the audience.
Lu Erjie shrugged, meaning that's it! He was not convinced!
The intense and exciting interview is coming to an end. Undoubtedly, this program will hit a peak of ratings. The host suggested that everyone take a photo together. At this time, even the directors and staff in the backstage came up and witnessed the miracle.
The female host was close to Lu Erjie, and on the left was the little girl Li Yujia, twisting him hard. Erjie smelled the girls' body fragrance and didn't care at all.
It was about to take a photo, Erjie suddenly pointed to both cheeks funny. The host was smart and guessed the little guy's intentions at once. So, on the right side of the female host, Li Yujia, each with a sweet kiss. The camera was captured in time and freeze!
Click!
At this point, this episode is about to end. Our interview is very successful. Can you say a few words at the end of Xiao Wenlong?
Want to say it?
Must say, must say!
I said, do you dare to broadcast it?
Hahahaha, even if you say something, my sister is in charge
Don't regret it?
No regrets!
Then kiss me!
Ha ha ha ha!
OK, kiss, can be said
Lu Erjie waved his arm and roared with a tender voice: Defeat the little Japanese and fuck his mother!
The audience was shocked, the male and female hosts were sweating coldly, and they felt regretful!
I heard that it is the abbot of Shaolin, the head of the Wudang Sect, and the 180th generation successor of the Emei Sect! The male host will answer the conversation immediately
Lu Erjie's giggle was so cute that it also made everyone laugh
It was too mysterious to watch that video, it wouldn't be fake, right? The female host looked suspicious.
Otherwise, my sister can try it on the spot! Lu Erjie said with a wicked smile
OK! OK! I think it's OK, do you agree? The male host is afraid that the world will not be in chaos
The atmosphere at the scene was warm and he shouted: Yes!
You are so bad. Who said it was OK? Who said it was OK just now? Come up and let Wenlong do a demonstration performance. The female host said with a smile
Kind laughter from the audience
To be honest, my sister is so old that she admires martial arts masters very much. She also knows that masters are among the people, but I really can't believe that you are only seven years old and you have practiced martial arts since you are born. You can't kick a living person like a ball.
The host still doubts
However, I heard that the video was taken by the workers in Ms. Su's factory. What everyone saw with their own eyes should not be fake. Moreover, a rioter made a special technical appraisal, but there was really no trace of editing and artistic processing. It was completely a live recording!
The male host said
My sister still doesn't believe it. I see that Ms. Su has the most say in this matter. Come on, let Ms. Su talk about the scene at that time. The female host handed the microphone to Su Mei.
Su Mei looked at Erjie and said solemnly: This video is indeed true. As for who shot it, I don’t know, but I have the most say in what happened.
Then can you tell you what happened and whether there are any places to go in and out
On the video, there are me, Wenlong, and the employee in my factory. The one who was beaten by Wenlong was my ex-husband Su Mei said
Oh! The hosts on the stage and on the stage felt more and more informative, and they all raised their ears and listened.
So Su Mei talked about the grudges and the scenes with her ex-husband, and then turned to Erjie and said: Wenlong's martial arts are very powerful, and I only knew that day. Before I adopted him, I didn't know at all, and I was confused at that time. I didn't expect Wenlong to be so powerful, which was beyond everyone's perception and imagination. I feel very lucky that I can have a son to protect me when I am helpless. As a mother, I am very happy.
Su Mei's emotions were moved, and there were tears in her eyes
The people at the scene were full of emotions and wiped their tears. Yu Jia also wiped their tears secretly. Seeing Erjie make a face for her, the little girl Yu Jia glanced at him, as if she was still holding a grudge.
Ms. Su, I have to say, your life is so good, why did you have such a powerful son? I believe that mothers in the audience also envy you. The little guy is handsome and sensible, and can protect his family at the age of only a few years old. My God, this is so evil. Everyone watches the video and then look at the close-up. Look at the little guy's expression, it's just Cute. The click rate of this video is now high, and it's tens of millions. The media is also overwhelmingly promoting and reporting. I heard that many mothers can't wait to send their son to Shaolin Temple after watching this video. This is an incredible and evil lady.
The female host said with great emotion that this is by no means an exaggeration, but a real fact
Don't you know I am her bodyguard? This is so emotional and heroic. Zhizhi, Ms. Su! What did you think at that time? The female host asked
I want to cry with happiness! Sumei's words are simple and direct
I also want to cry, wuwu, classic videos, classics are unprecedented and no one comes. If I have a son in the future, I will fly to the clouds happily
The female host said excitedly
It's even worse to fall down! The male host interrupted in time and cooperated with him in time
The laughing female host smiled and beat the male host with a pink punch
Today, Ms. Su's family shared such a wonderful story with us. I have to say that the world is so great that there are all kinds of wonders. Ms. Su and her youngest son donated a valuable treasure for free. This intention is worthy of the respect of every Chinese, especially our little Wenlong, who is young, not only patriotic, but also protects her family. I really can't use words to describe my current mood and feelings. We give them the warmest applause.
Applause and cheers are constantly
After all, I still can’t believe it. Wenlong, let’s give everyone a performance. I saw that there are all comments on the Internet, and there are constant doubts. Today I borrow our program to show the audience across the country to let them know what perverts are!
The female host's mouth is really good
Lu Erjie stood up, and the audience in the audience was waiting quietly. Erjie walked to a wooden table, looked at it, shook his head, turned around and said tenderly: Do you have a thicker table
Wow!, pervert, I think that the table is too thin and it looks good!
Director, director, went to find Zhang Houhou's Eight Immortals Table. Didn't you see our guests going to perform? Why are you so stingy? The female host started yelling and teasing the director again.
This show is live Ah. If it really needs to be broadcast, the ratings are great. After a while, a thick Eight Immortals table came from the four big men. We don’t care where they found it. The show needs to be hehe.
Come on, the audience members came up to check if the table was solid wood and did they make any fraud? The male host greeted the audience
Many people came up from the audience, shaking their hands and watching with their eyes. Some gay men kicked the table legs with their feet. It was so great, it was okay!
Erjie's figure is not much taller than the tall Eight Immortals Table. The audience in the audience stood up and took out their cell phones to wait for the camera.
Erjie calmed down and raised his right arm and shouted tenderly: Now is the time to witness the miracle!
As he said that, his little hand pressed on the table with a snap, then raised his arm and smiled innocently at the camera: Okay, get it done, a miracle has happened!
The table is fine! What the hell is this little guy doing? We are playing with it! He also witnessed the miracle moment. The little guy is so funny and can make trouble. The audience can't help but feel disappointed.
What's going on? What's going on? That's all right. Isn't this table good? The female host walked to the Eight Immortals table and pushed it with her hands
A thud
My God, the female host couldn't defend herself, so she was so scared that she lost her appearance and jumped three feet high
The thick Eight Immortals Table was broken, with broken tendons and broken bones, scattered on the stage in a terrible way
The scene was boiling, exclaiming, taking photos, applause, overturning the studio
The male and female host patted their chests, and they couldn't get enough time. Su Mei and Yu Jia were also nervously holding each other. They were worried that Erjie wouldn't be able to handle it. Now that he saw the real kung fu, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Is this possible? Is this possible? Just like this! Just! The host was dumbfounded and couldn't believe his eyes, just like everyone else in the audience.
Lu Erjie shrugged, meaning that's it! He was not convinced!
The intense and exciting interview is coming to an end. Undoubtedly, this program will hit a peak of ratings. The host suggested that everyone take a photo together. At this time, even the directors and staff in the backstage came up and witnessed the miracle.
The female host was close to Lu Erjie, and on the left was the little girl Li Yujia, twisting him hard. Erjie smelled the girls' body fragrance and didn't care at all.
It was about to take a photo, Erjie suddenly pointed to both cheeks funny. The host was smart and guessed the little guy's intentions at once. So, on the right side of the female host, Li Yujia, each with a sweet kiss. The camera was captured in time and freeze!
Click!
At this point, this episode is about to end. Our interview is very successful. Can you say a few words at the end of Xiao Wenlong?
Want to say it?
Must say, must say!
I said, do you dare to broadcast it?
Hahahaha, even if you say something, my sister is in charge
Don't regret it?
No regrets!
Then kiss me!
Ha ha ha ha!
OK, kiss, can be said
Lu Erjie waved his arm and roared with a tender voice: Defeat the little Japanese and fuck his mother!
The audience was shocked, the male and female hosts were sweating coldly, and they felt regretful!
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