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Chapter 1 A different world

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Gutian, male, twenty-eight years old

On December 12, 2016, the computer used was electrocuted and died due to electric leakage when he was rushing to buy special e-commerce products for Double 12.

I don't mind dying in life, but what's going on in time travel

A whispering childish voice silently

It’s okay to travel through time, but why are you still in China after traveling through time? Shouldn’t you go to another world?

It’s fine if you are in China, why go back to ancient times? Can’t you send me to a more developed future world to enjoy a technological life?

It’s fine in ancient times, why did you come to the Qing Dynasty to travel through time? Wen Tiantian said that if you don’t rebel, you don’t want to rebel with chrysanthemum electric drill or electric drill!

It would be fine if I came to the Qing Dynasty, but why did I travel through time and become a character in the novel and TM is a low-martial arts Deer and Cauldron. There is no possibility of practicing a unique skill!

It's fine if I come to the Deer and the Cauldron, why did I become a plot character, and I was also a small character who was a dead supporting role

It’s fine if you become a character in the plot, why am I still a eunuch! Why is the guy in front of me the old turtle named Hai Dafu, and he is still calling me Xiao Guizi! Oh my God! Director, I asked for a change of script!

So in a parallel space and time where many laws are different from the earth where Gutian lives, when the future emperor Aisin Jueluo Xuanye of the Qing Dynasty was still a little kid, Gutian cried tenderly in this palace compound.

In front of him was an old eunuch who looked at him with a smile. The Hai Dafu, who had a strong role in the early stage of the Deer and Cauldron, was called the old turtle of the sea.

Hai Dafu looked at Gutian with a kind smile: Xiao Guizi, you have to practice martial arts starting today. As a eunuch, you must practice a big cock to make a name for yourself in the harem. This secret book will be practiced well from today on.

As Hai Dafu spoke, he placed a book with "Golden Shot" in front of Xiao Guizi (Gutian), who was only five years old, while Gutian looked at Hai Dafu with a daze.

???

Eunuch,???

Big cock???

I'll go!

What the hell is this!

Gutian subconsciously touched his crotch and the bird was still there

Aren’t eunuchs castrated? Why do you need to keep your penis? Are you not afraid of being promiscuous?

Gutian felt that he was about to be messy in the wind. Is the world he came to really the legendary world of Deer and Cauldron?

Director, you not only got the wrong script, but also used a red pen to scribble the script in a random way

Do you know that your doing this makes both the screenwriter and Jin Yong very desperate

The world that Gutian came to was indeed the world of the Deer and the Cauldron, but this world is quite different from the earth where he is located.

The argument for parallel universes has always been controversial in the scientific community

Each parallel universe is a completely different space from the universe where the earth is located

The rules here may be the same as the Earth, but they may also be very different from the Earth. Even in some universes, one plus one does not equal two, but three or even four

The concept of physical laws and biological laws in these universes may be completely different from the concept of the earth where Gutian's previous life is located.

The world that Gutian came to is actually a world that is highly unified with the laws of the earth in the parallel universe, because in the basic mathematical laws, one plus one equals two

In the basic theorem of physics, here apples will fall from trees to the ground instead of rising into the sky

It can be said to be a complete earth-like space

There are only a small deviation in some laws

For example, in some laws of biology

This universe has a huge deviation from the Earth space recognized by Gutian.

There has been a huge change from the most basic breeding method

In this world, the saying that kissing and having a child is really no longer the old antiques cheating on children

The way men and women reproductive here is indeed a tongue kiss

This view simply subverts Gutian's three views

Due to the different reproductive methods, the main sexual characteristics of men, that is, the big bird under the crotch, has begun to degenerate during the evolution process.

Since the penis cannot be used to mate, human genetic memory will naturally gradually eliminate the excess organs on human bodies.

It's like humans started eating cooked food after mastering the flames during the ape man's age.

This evolution prevents us from eating raw foods, and our masseter muscles begin to degenerate

The digestive capacity of the stomach and intestines has also begun to become a stomach that is adapted to cooked food rather than raw food

This allows us to eliminate excess digestive organs and reduce the size of the stomach and intestines. The body's genes can allocate more resources to the brain, making humans Homo sapiens

So in this world, the male genitals have degenerated into organs specially used for urination. In this way, if there is no need to be mated, the size of the penis will naturally not need to be too large.

Because the penis grows up during evolution to better penetrate deep into the vagina, the closer it is to the uterus, the better it is

This will ensure that sperm and eggs can better combine when ejaculate

Therefore, the size of male penis in this world is generally only as big as a silkworm pupa, and the size of the scrotum is only as big as a chestnut.

And lose the ability to get erection and ejaculate

Unlike men, women are responsible for pregnancy and childbirth because they are responsible for the work of

Therefore, the structure of the vagina and uterus has not changed at all.

So in terms of physiological structure, women in this world are no different from women on Earth.

The only difference is probably that women in this world don't have the concept of virginity

Because this thing has been genetically defined as something that hinders childbirth in the process of body evolution, it is an unwanted organ

Simply put, the world has become very strange

Simply put, men have lost the pleasure brought by sex for various reasons, but women still retain this pleasure.

But this place has always been a feudal patriarchal society, and the status of women is relatively underground

When reproduction can be guaranteed, the joy brought by sex seems to be optional

So many women have probably never enjoyed the pleasure of sex in their entire lives

After all, this is a conservative world, but no one teaches women how to get pleasure

And the most surprising thing in this world is that men still love women, but they have no preference for women's most obvious sexual characteristics, namely breasts and vaginas.

What most men care more about is women's good looks, and there is nothing worth caring about as to their figure.

Because most of them have a few French kisses when they are having sex with women

As for caressing, there is no need to do it

So men don't have this kind of hobby when touching women's smooth and white legs.

More obsessed with women's appearance

Just a most instinctive opposite sex attracts each other

Marrying a bunch of wives is more often a kind of collection and show-off, but it was not illegal in ancient times.

When Gutian gradually grew up in this world and slowly understood the laws of this world, he almost fell off his chin in surprise.

So when he grew to eleven years old and entered adolescence, he especially tried to peek at the palace maids in the palace to take a bath. God blessed me, fortunately he could still get an erection

Gutian felt very lucky when he looked at his growing dick

He tried to masturbate while peeking at the palace maid taking a shower while taking a shower

Yes, it's still a pleasure to masturbate.

Until he was shot out his first sperm in this world

Gutian finally confirmed that he was a normal man in the original world

He doesn't want to be a man in this world

In his opinion, men in this world are even more sissy than foals

Even women can't fuck, having a cock has become a decoration, so I just rely on kissing to live

Not to mention being a monk like this, but it’s almost done.

Gutian thought it might be because of his time travel, so he was born different from other men. Most men develop until they are adults but are only as big as silkworm pupa penis.

But it has developed better here in Gutian than in his previous life

Maybe it's because of "The Golden Sword"?

Here we must mention why there is eunuch in this world where men cannot have erections.

In fact, it is precisely because men in this world do not need to insert vaginas and ejaculate, which makes the affair in the palace easier.

You can get pregnant with a few minutes of kissing. Who knows if the emperor's son is his biological son

So the eunuch's profession was still born

Ancient Chinese doctors discovered a way to prevent male inheritance from inheriting their offspring, which is to cut a knife on the part of the scrotum and remove a small bean-like organ in the scrotum.

In this way, men cannot reproduce and mated through kissing

In this way, the male penis will start to grow again, growing from the original size of a silkworm pupa to about five centimeters.

But still can't get an erection

However, in this medical experiment, the imperial physicians also made a shocking discovery

They found that the men who were castrated by them had the ability to ejaculate

However, this kind of ejaculation is completely different from the ejaculation that Gutian knew in his previous life. The sperm in this kind of semen cannot prompt women to get pregnant, and they cannot make the egg conceive.

But it has other uses, and the most important one is to beautify the skin for women. According to the experiment

Women who apply this semen for a long time will become more shiny and smoother.

If you keep applying semen, you will still have no wrinkles when you are 60 years old, and you will look like a girl with double ten

Another use is to speed up the healing of female wounds

As long as a man's semen is applied to the injured part of a woman, it will speed up the wound healing.

External application if trauma

Internal injuries can be cured by swallowing semen or directly ejaculation in the body

For women, male semen is almost as effective as the elixir of the world

And these semen are of no use for men through experiments

Although the semen in this world has various valuable uses, they are extremely difficult to obtain.

That's right, even a real man with ejaculation ability like ejaculation, his body is very slow to make semen.

It takes about three months to accumulate a few milliliters of semen, and the ejaculation process is extremely painful and there is no pleasure at all.

The concubines in the harem are keen on the beauty effect of semen, and the supply of semen is always unable to keep up with consumption.

Therefore, during the Tang Dynasty, the medical saint Sun Simiao and the world's number one master, General Pei Ming, the sword saint of the Tang Dynasty personally granted by the court, joined forces to create the "Golden Spike Execution" specially designed for eunuchs to practice.

In the Tang Dynasty, the eunuchs were responsible for handling internal affairs in the harem, but also the last soldier beside the emperor.

Just like if Emperor Minghuang of Tang had not been protected by the eunuch Gao Lishi, he would have died in the Anshi Rebellion long ago.

Therefore, the function of "Golden Shot" is not only to speed up the eunuch's ejaculation recovery speed, but also has a very good body-strength effect.

General Pei once said

"Golden Sword Dead" practiced to the seventh level, I am afraid that he, the Tang Dynasty sword saint, would retreat three times

But this secret book has ten layers in the whole set, you can imagine his power

However, the practice requirements of this secret book are too harsh

The higher the level of practice, the higher the requirements for the penis

It can be said that "Golden Shot" is a secret book that is closely related to men's capital

If the capital is not strong enough, it will be difficult to grow a great tool even if you practice this secret.

But if the capital is strong, then this secret is that the wind uses fire to help the wind power.

Its growth is difficult to calculate in multiples

Yes, it's not bad. Hai Dafu grew up in front of Gutian and looked at him with relief.

Gutian has been in this world for almost ten years now, and he is already a fifteen-year-old boy

Gutian is a little embarrassed now because he is naked now

I was naked and was looked at by an old man and said it was good, it was really embarrassing

Hai Dafu glanced at the penis under Gutian's crotch, which was still fourteen centimeters long, and said with relief: Put on your clothes

What level of your golden spear has you cultivated? Hai Dafu asked slowly.

Back to my father-in-law, I have already practiced to the second level and will soon break through the third level. After Gutian put on his clothes, he just moved a stool and sat next to Hai Dafu.

After living with Hai Dafu for ten years, he can no longer treat Hai Dafu as he felt when he read the novel.

Although he used Wei Xiaobao and even poisoned him and forced him to do things, when reading the novel, because of the problem of the character, he would think that this old guy was very bad.

But after thinking about it, Wei Xiaobao is not a good person either

These two are just half a pound of weight

Especially after real life together, Gutian has a deep understanding. Hai Dafu still takes good care of Xiao Guizi, and treats Gutian like a child and nephew.

In addition, Gutian deeply understood the reason why people had to bow their heads under the eaves, so he could also please Hai Dafu.

So after getting along for the past ten years, the two old and young have had a little more warmth. It is a rare reliance in this cold and intriguing palace.

Your capital is getting stronger day by day. You have to buy the third floor in just ten years after practicing the Golden Sword Death. Hai Dafu said with some emotion.

For Hai Dafu, the Golden Sword is just a rather strange martial arts secret book and does not contain other meanings.

Most eunuchs cannot stand the pain when practicing, and the pain on the birds has not been considered the majority of eunuchs who have practiced to the third level in ancient times. Now, there are probably no more than twenty eunuchs who have practiced to the third level in the Forbidden City. They have officially entered the acquired method of the inner family. After they go to the world, they can be considered a ten thousand.

As a eunuch, Hai Dafu has a bit of a heroic spirit. Unfortunately, today you are over 15 years old. Any eunuch in the palace who is over 15 years old and under 30 years old must provide semen to the concubines in the harem every month.

Every time you ejaculate semen, it will damage the eunuch's vitality, and it will be difficult to continue practicing and progress in the future.

Gutian curled his lips in his heart, that's you

I'm different

Gutian did not have what was written in the book when practicing the golden spear. It was like ten thousand ants eating on the birds.

Instead, it feels warm and comfortable

And every time I finish practicing, I feel that my energy is stronger, and I don’t feel like I’m tortured like other eunuchs.

Of course, in order not to attract others' attention, Gutian never exposes his true state. Anyway, he also learns how others are doing.

Therefore, although Gutian is talented, it has not aroused the suspicion of Guohai Dafu.

I can only sigh that this is a good seedling for practicing golden spear

My father-in-law doesn't need to worry too much, I have my own sense of responsibility. Gutian said to Hai Dafu

Hai Dafu still looked at Gutian worriedly and shook his head. You have talent for learning martial arts or literature.

But I just can't learn to bet. Hey, brothers from Wen's family lost a lot of money.

There is no way, some things need to be talented, Gutian said helplessly

He naturally knew why Hai Dafu asked him to bet with Brother Wen for money for the sake of

Of course it is for the forty-two chapters of the study

But as Gutian said, you must be talented in everything you do.

As an adult, he has his own talents in both literature and martial arts learning

But gambling is not the only thing

After all, I am not Wei Xiaobao

I recently came up with a way. I prepared a set of hidden weapons. I will teach you the method called Qingzi Jiuda. I will start tomorrow. I want to come and cast the color and cast the hidden weapons. There is always a common place for you to practice well and you can always make progress in the future. This is the only way for Hai Dafu to think of to improve the gambling level of Gutian.

What a shame! Why didn’t my father-in-law just teach me today? Gutian is still very interested in learning martial arts. Not to mention that he was a martial arts fan in his previous life, just knowing that he is in this era, if he doesn’t have a good martial arts skills, it would be very dangerous

Fool, you forgot what day it is today. Today is the fifteenth day of the month. It is the day when every empress wants fresh semen. Your birthday last month was fifteen years old. Today it was your turn to serve the empresses. Hai Dafu slapped the hat on Gutian's head

Your capital is so big, I'm afraid the Empress will not help but let you insert your little bird into her body. Hai Dafu looked at Gutian with some concern.

Insert it? Gutian pretended not to understand

Alas, just wait a moment, you will naturally know that you just need to remember one thing. No matter how painful your bird is, you can't shout out. Do you want to endure it? Serve the queen, wherever the empress asks you to ejaculate, do you understand wherever you ejaculate? Hai Dafu finally gave a stern reminder.

Gutian was almost smiling, but he still replied without any expression on his face: I understand

Then go, it's getting late, today you are worshipping Concubine Lan from Guishuyuan. Go early

Go and come back early. Hai Dafu finally told Gutian and drove him out of the yard.