Chapter 1: Daddy Ban taught me to play house

My name is Master

Why is it called Master Master? It's because I have a master called Master Master

Don't ask me what my master means, I don't know that everyone calls us like this anyway. When I became a master, I became a master. My master went from master to master.

What does the master do? I can tell you that if someone dies or has children in our mountain villages, we will be invited to do the trick.

We are not monks, we do not recite scriptures; we are not Taoist priests, and we do not worship the Three Qing Emperors, but we catch ghosts. Monks and Taoists heard that they also catch ghosts. Anyway, I have never met a monk or Taoist priest who catches ghosts. Master is really catching ghosts.

It's been a long way to go, but I can't tell my story clearly if it's not.

My nickname was Dogmei, don't get me wrong. I'm a man. As long as the old man in the village says he should give me a name to be cheap and take it, he will give me a girl with the same name as Huamei and the green girl, the yellow-haired girl.

Why did I become a master from a dog girl? I have to start with my father's death

Daddy Ban is not my biological grandfather, and he is not even considered an uncle. However, in our mountain village, we are basically a big family member with the surname Tian, ​​so we can only call him by generation.

Daddy Ban is actually not very old, and he was less than fifty when he died, but because he was his mother's posthumous son, although he had been a lame since childhood, he had a great seniority.

Daddy Ban hanged himself. Before he died, he was broken by the He family on the other side of the mountain. It is said that the little cock was also cut by the He family. I didn't pay special attention to whether his black, thick and black-haired cock was really cut. When I grew up, I think it should be true.

Speaking of the little cock, my own little cock hurts

Because Dad Ban liked to eat my little cock when he was alive, he took my little cock into his mouth with many beards, sucked hard, and often rolled my little cock with his tongue to play with it. Every time I tried to pee, I didn't let go of my mouth.

There is no game to play in the mountains. Most of the adults go out to make money. I haven’t come back for a long time. There are only a bunch of children and father-in-law in the village who don’t want to go out.

I don't know what games the people in the city play, but the children in our village play house games. We play house games or what Daddy teaches us

First of all, someone needs to be a father, and someone needs to be a mother, and the rest can only be a son and daughter

The main thing that is my father is me, of course, and the main thing that is my mother is Hua Mei and Qing Mei, two little girls who are about the same age as me. The other children who are younger than us are always our children

I still look for opportunities to ask people to play this game together. It's really fun, especially when I am a father, I can direct my mother to make a fire and cook, I can also direct my mother to take off her clothes, and I can spank her ass, and use my little cock to push them to pee. The most fun thing is that I can let them eat my little cock with my mouth

At the beginning, he didn't know how to play, so he asked me to be a father and a mother. He taught me how to command a mother, that is, he would do what he did by himself.

Just like this, he ate my little cock, and my little cock was swollen like a pencil tip, and he wanted to pee. Seeing that Huamei and Qingmei were laughing so hard that their noses were squirting into their mouths, clapping their hands and shouting dad to come on.

If you teach this, let me be a father and a girl Hua as a mother. Let her eat a cock for me as he does.

Hua Mei always hangs two lines of yellow snot, and she doesn't wipe it until she hangs it to her mouth. She swallows it in her mouth with a slight sound. I have been a clean person since I was a child. I don't agree with Hua Mei's mouth that I swallowed so much snot to eat my cock. There is no way. In the end, Daddy was the mother again. He helped me eat it again, so my little cock was so swollen that it pulled out a bubble and ejaculated Tian Jiyuan's urine to count.

I actually always want to be a father, but Daddy said this is not possible, and the children have to take turns to come.

I had such a big opinion at that time. How could they be fathers if Huamei and Qingmei didn’t have a little dick?

But Daddy said it was OK, he would be a mother to serve his father by himself

The slug girl was very proud when she heard this. She directed her mother, Daddy, who helped her cook and take care of her children, and asked Daddy, who helped her eat her chicken.

We thought it was very funny at the time. How could you let your mother eat it if you don’t have a penis?

Unexpectedly, Daddy Ban really climbed down and opened the place where Hua Mei peed and found a piece of meat as big as a little red bean, sucking and sucking, which made Hua Mei's two little white legs tremble vigorously, and her little face blushed as if she was having a fever.

Finally, Hua Mei urinated without any shame, and she urinated into Daddy Ban's mouth. Daddy Ban was not angry either

Since you are taking turns to be a dad, of course, except for those little kids wearing open-fit pants, it will be the turn of dad soon.

It was my turn to be a mother, but Daddy Ban said that I would be the eldest son and take care of my younger brother and sister, so she had to let Huamei be a mother

After the program of cooking, washing and taking care of children is finished, it is the turn of eating the chicken.

When Daddy Ban took out his little cock, we were all shocked

Wow, the little chicken can be so big, it looks like a mushroom head in front, and there is a small hammer behind it. There are two bird eggs hidden in the black fur as black as grass.

Slug Flower Girl saw that Daddy's little cock was so big, she regretted that she would not be a mother, and she wanted to be a mother to me.

How can that work? The game is fair. I am the eldest son. I will listen to my father and catch my mother Huamei and not let her go.

Hua Mei had no choice but to open her mouth and eat Daddy's little cock

It was fine at the beginning, but I didn't expect that the daddy's little cock had doubled in Hua Mei's mouth, which made Hua Mei choke so hard that she almost rolled her eyes.

Seeing this, it still doesn't work. Daddy Ban asked Hua Mei to hold his little cock tightly with her two little hands and play with it like a bamboo tube. In the end, Daddy Ban also urinated with a very fishy and smelly white pee.

After playing this game, Daddy Ban asked us not to tell his family. Of course, he could always take out some brown sugar or biscuits he got from some unknown place for us to eat.

After eating someone's mouth is short, we, including Hua Mei, will naturally not tell our family members.

Later, Huamei and Qingmei's parents were said to have found something outside but didn't come back, so they took them over, so they didn't have to play house games, but sometimes Daddy Ban still gave me a penis, and I was so bloated that I wanted to pee.

It is said that Daddy Ban died that he used a few colorful sugar particles on the other side of the mountain to call a few little girls from the He family to play house games with him, but he didn't bring enough candy that day. Four little girls had been mothers for him, but he only had three candies. The little girl who had eaten a chicken but had not received the candy was dissatisfied and did not keep her promise. She went home to tell her mother. As a result, Daddy Ban's good leg was also broken. It is said that the little chicken that was often eaten by the little girl was also cut off.

After trying hard to climb back, Daddy Ban might have a lot of pain or couldn't play the house game, but he couldn't think of it, but he climbed to the dining table and hung himself with the bed sheet.

In our mountain village, the dead are the most important. No matter what the reason is, the funeral must be held lively. So although Daddy Ban is a son and a daughter, the villagers have raised money to make a coffin for him, and specially invited the most famous master in the village to build a temple for him.

After telling so many stories, I don't know how many friends I'd like to listen to me

In fact, it is not a very sad thing to die in a mountain village. Sometimes it can be said that it is a lively festival. As soon as my father died, the whole village came, and the relatives next door also came to join in the fun, just like watching a big show, and the protagonist of the big show was truly called on the master, who is my future master.

The master invited me to pay a lot of money. He had to take the pig's head back, and he had to kill a big rooster for him to take it back. He also had to use the rice and flour used in the temple to make the temple. Even so, everyone had to invite him specifically.

Because the master has great skills, he can not only sing the soul in the mourning hall like singing, but also catch ghosts, click on crypts, and even find him to solve the problem.

Of course, the happiest thing is the children, because the master will wear a magic hat full of dingdang and making various gold, silver and bronze ware. Holding a peach wood sword, lyrics in his mouth like singing, sometimes circling, sometimes turning around, and sometimes turning around, or even performing the skill of swallowing fireballs and climbing a knife ladder.

In fact, these are not something that particularly tempts us. What we most want to know is whether there is really a ghost hidden in the wide sleeves of the master's grand black robe!

The master guild can catch ghosts and the ghosts they catch are hidden in his sleeves in his big black robe. No matter whether it is true or false, they have been passed down from generation to generation in our mountain village. Every generation of children are very afraid and curious about wanting to solve this mystery.

Of course, the master's sleeves are not something that anyone can see if they want to see. It depends on whether the master's mood and drinking at that time is good.

I was very lucky and unfortunate, and I was actually agreed to put my head into the master's broad sleeve to find out!

There is really a ghost in the master’s sleeve! Although I didn’t know it was a ghost at that time!

Although I was so scared that I was trembling, I braved cold sweat to show my uniqueness and put Xiao Guan into the dark sleeve that my master had not washed for a long time.

Dog girl, are you here? Daddy Ban, why are you here? Unexpectedly, after I got in, I didn’t see a ghost, but I saw Daddy Ban, who should be lying in the coffin, sitting in a pile of weeds talking to me

Come on, dog girl, please tear off the paper on my face. I haven't played house with dog girl for a long time. Please tear off and I'll be your mother and eat your cock.

I noticed that when Dad Ban said this, I didn't know why Dad Ban's forehead was covered with red and green yellow paper.

Playing a house to eat a dick?

After hearing what Daddy said, my little cock under my crotch was inexplicably raised, like a hard pencil head

I didn't even think about why Daddy Ban was still sitting there talking to me when he died, so I went up to help him pull the yellow paper off without hesitation

The yellow paper was pulled off and the board was dad stood up straight and breathed a sigh of relief, but soon changed his face. He grabbed my little hand and said nervously: Dog girl, we have to leave quickly, there is a wild dog running over there.

In the mountains, we call the dog-like wolf wild dogs. When we hear that the wild dogs are coming, I was so scared that I quickly followed Daddy Ban and ran away.

At that time, why didn’t I think much about why Daddy, who was a cripple man and had one leg broken by the He family, ran without touching the ground? Of course, even if I figured it out, it would be useless. After all, I was a child, and a child entangled by a ghost, what’s the use of thinking it out?

By the way, my soul was pulled out of my body and was pulled out by the ghost of the newly dead father, but my body was thumping and fell to the ground with a slight breath.

My situation was soon told by someone, and of course my mother took me into her arms as soon as possible

The old men and barefoot doctors in the village came, but they all shook their heads to show their powerlessness.

This child was caught by a ghost. The master, who was full of wine, lifted my eyelids and said coldly, "I looked at it and said this coldly."

Knowing the reason, it means that there must be a rescue. My mother is not confused. When she heard the master say this, she knelt down in front of the master, and cried while begging her son for life.

My mother is a famous beauty in the towns, because my father is a famous carpenter in the towns

The carpenters in the mountains are not like those in the city today. The carpenters in the mountains know magic. The most famous spell is Luban Scholar. Everyone should have heard of it.

My mother was my father who was a carpenter in a family outside of Shanxi. She secretly used Luban surgery to make her family suffer from a strange disease. She started to get prickly heat from her face and went all over the body. She was so itchy all day long that she couldn't cure any herbs and Western medicine. She scratched her when it was itchy, and she rotted when it was scratched. Later, the whole family couldn't go out. Finally, someone sent to find my father to ask my father to save his whole family and promised to marry his most beautiful daughter, that is, my mother, and my father, to cure her whole family.

In this way, my mother followed my dad from a big place to this poor mountain valley

My mother is beautiful, but there are not many old bachelors in the mountain village who dare to beat my mother, because my father's Luban skills are not something that ordinary people can calm down.

I heard that a rash young man pressed my mother on the floor while my dad was not at home and he was drinking. But unexpectedly, the door was not closed and the neighbor next door met him, and it broke a good thing.

My dad didn't pursue any responsibility after he came back. The young man hid outside for half a year and thought it was just that. He drank wine and said next to the bachelor that my mother's body was as white as a green onion, especially when my mom peed, there was no hair, and it was tight like a steamed bun. Oh, it's a pity that Ah, as long as the neighbor came to him for a minute, his hard cock could be inserted into it.

He is willing to be able to penetrate it even if he dies!

The bachelors all closed their eyes and thought of my mother as she yelled while shooting. Huang Guiying, I want to ruin Japan, you are so white tiger pussy!

The rash ghost would never have a chance to penetrate it, but death fulfilled his wish. Soon when a house was built in a village, the rash ghost was erecting a beam on the ram, and a wooden shelf under his feet loosened from the roof and fell down. He was burping immediately.

Of course, many villagers suspected that my dad had cast the spell, but there was no evidence that my dad had cast the spell, because my dad was not present at all but made furniture in the next room.

Of course, since then, the people in the village can only swallow their saliva and shoot the guns at my mother. Even if they shout secretly, Huang Guiying, I miss you, you don’t dare to speak out, so even though my father has been outside for many years, no one dares to cuckold him.

Still continue to say that my mother asked her master to save me

The current saying is VIP treatment, especially the mourning hall must be specially arranged for the ritual room for the master to do rituals. Then the master must walk out of the mourning hall at night. Of course, if you have to ask for a master to ask for a talisman, you can only ask for a post or something. The master can only read the name of the master and who can enter. Others have to leave the mourning hall far away. This is the case with the so-called "don't stay close to the man".

Of course, except for some old ladies and some old men who come to ask for talismans and give some incense money and goods, the most are the young wives who are praying for children, because the master is effective in painting talismans and asking for children!

After my mother had sex with seven big shots, she sighed and reached her under my mother's armpit to help her up, and said softly: Take the dog girl to my Dharma room

Just pack up his magic weapon by yourself

Seeing that the master promised to save me and was going to the ritual room to ask for rituals, the people in the village left the mourning hall. There were only two living people in the mourning hall, and my mother and my master were left, and I, who said I was still alive and said I was still alive.

Seeing that everyone was away from the mourning hall, Shi Gong said to my mother honestly: Dog sister, tell me the truth, what kind of holiday does this dead ghost have with you? So he would rather jump out of the eighteenth level of hell than drag the dog sister down to be his companion?

While speaking, the master spoke and used a bamboo stick to illuminate the soybean oil lamp under the body of the father.

Ah, is it him? Is this beast holding the dog girl's soul? My mother was shocked and angry, stretching out her white and tender index finger as white as a scallion, pointing to the body of the father-in-law who had not yet been covered with a coffin

Well! The master hummed and nodded heavily

Under the urging and coercion of the master, my mother finally hesitated to tell the master all the grudges between her and her father.

There was no me at that time, no one called my mother a dog girl but a girl Guiying

Although there are some big and small men who salivate at my mother, because my dad cast a spell and killed a rash cub who wanted to invade my mother, the big and small men only dared to hit the hand gun at my mother's back with a twisting fat butt, but no one dared to really press my mother to the ground again.

There is a saying that people are so brave. Most people dare not, but it does not mean that everyone dares not. There are always some toads who are not afraid of even death and are always trying their best to taste the taste of swan meat. The most prominent one is my daddy!

It was the night when the moon was round and big breasts swaying on the hills. It was said that the moon was dark and the night was storming, and the wind was high and setting fire. The moon shone at night like the daytime. It was not a good time for the bad things that could only be done in the dark. But some people didn't play according to common sense and did the most inappropriate thing at this most inappropriate time.

I don’t know if I ate an expired mooncake at night or other reasons, but my mother actually went out to the toilet at night to make it easier.

There is no habit of installing a bathroom in the bedroom in the mountain village. Generally, a red painted toilet is placed in the corner of the house. If you really have to pee at night, you don’t have to go out and pee in the toilet. Just get up the next day and throw it away.

As for pulling rakes, you can only go to the toilet built outside the main house. Of course, people in the mountains make it from sunrise and rest from sunset. At night, some people don’t eat dinner to save food, so naturally they don’t have to go to the toilet at night.

My mother is different. My father is the most famous carpenter in the village. So although my mother never goes to the fields to do farm work, she still has to guarantee three meals a day. However, she goes to the toilet at night and has few times. Although there is no wild man making a decision, it is still a bit scared when she goes out of the house in a woman.

People have three urgent needs, especially if their stomach is damaged, they have to go to the toilet even if they are afraid. My mother untied her belt and ran into the toilet and squatted down.

Sure enough, my stomach was damaged, and I squatted down and pulled a rake

After pulling my mother, she didn't dare to get up and leave immediately. After all, who knows if she wants to pull again in a few minutes? Just as the urge to pee, she lifted her butt up. A stream of white spring water gushed out from the mouth of Baiyu Mountain Spring

The moon was really round that night. The full moon was scattered through the sparse tiles and leaves of the toilet and fell on my mother's white and round buttocks that were brighter than the bright moon in the sky. It was mottled like a freehand landscape painting drawn by an unfathomable painter on my mother's buttocks.

If a short and fat man is present in this situation, he will definitely shake his head and say: This situation makes me want to recite a poem!

Of course, this fat man who was shaking his head on the stage was not here, but he was squatting outside the toilet with a fat man who was also short and lame. He was not as colorful as this short and fat man. He would only put his eyes hard to get close to the crack of the brick that he had dug out on purpose. If his eyes could grow, I guess he would have stretched out his hand to touch my mother's white, tender and plump butt.

Of course, just touching this fat butt would definitely not satisfy his wish. His biggest wish was to grow a little cock in his eyes, and follow my mother to urinate her butt and then she could see it in front of him, which was pink and white like a newly-out-of-cooked steamed bun. It was not the old black pussy in the mountain village that he had peed before, which was black, rough and messy, and it was a very pure white tiger pussy that was as pure as a minor girl!

Of course my mother didn't know that there were two eyes outside the toilet, which looked like a little cock-like. She opened her little fat pussy without blinking. After peeing, she habitually took out her horse-riding cloth and wiped the urine that was still dripping from her pussy.

There is no such thing as toilet paper in the mountains. All adult women will have a horse-riding cloth made of several layers of cotton. They will be used as sanitary napkins when menstruation occurs. When menstruation occurs, they will be used to wipe the residuals after peeing.

Anyway, after use, wash and dry on any branch, it will dry again after a while. It can be recycled, clean and environmentally friendly.

I don't know what my mother was thinking at that time. After wiping it, she didn't wipe her butt and stood up. She actually rolled the horse-riding cloth roll into a long strip. She used her fingers to spread the fluffy white and tender pussy lips as thick as a bun, and then used her other hand to slowly stuff the thing that was rolled into the pink pussy that was like a baby with her mouth open and wanted to suck milk. She couldn't help but moan while stuffing it.

I want to recite a poem in this situation

Then I met a ghost. I think the fat man who often says this on the stage will only have dry tongue and mouth when he sees this scene. What's more, the person who lies outside the toilet is my father who has been bachelor for half his life.

My father may not have planned to do anything to my mother at the beginning, but he just twitched my mother's mouth-watering little pussy and reached out to his crotch to take out his black and thick old cock and hit a pistol. After all, my father's Luban skills can kill people!

But my mother's moans that made people feel ecstatic and panting as the frequency of her thrust inward increased louder and louder. My father's eyes turned red and he shouted: I don't want to live anymore!

I rushed into the toilet with my legs limp. No matter how dirty the toilet was, I pressed my mother on the wall of the toilet, and held his big cock that shook his head like a python and wanted to penetrate the white pussy from behind my mother's fat and trembling buttocks.

How could my mother, who was masturbating with her eyes squinted, would have thought that there would be such an appearance? She screamed and fell softly to the ground.

At this time, I am calling the sky, not the earth, and it is common to steal ashes in the mountain villages. No one will go out to answer such idle things in the middle of the night.

I don't know if my mother's fate is too good or my father's fate is too bad. This kind of a foregone conclusion is actually a waste of time.

It's actually very simple. Daddy Ban was too impatient and was just thrusting his big cock that was about to spit out the fire into my mother's pussy's eyes. He actually forgot that my mother had a cloth stick in her pussy.

Although the cloth stick is not as hard as the meat stick or the temperature is high, after preconceived, Daddy Ban only rubbed the soft butt with the cloth strips, so he couldn't get in.

After such a toss, Dad Ban was already lying on the ground and almost fainted. My mother woke up again. When she woke up, she would naturally resist and just use it to grab and push it on Dad Ban's meat stick.

If this continues, my mother will be punished by Daddy Ban on the ground sooner or later. But by chance, my mother's stomach was so diarrhea that my father was so irritated that he was pulled out with a puff. She pulled my mother with one hand and poured her old cock into a stinky poop.

This incident scared Daddy Ban, but when he hesitated, he wiped his stinky cock on his clothes, forcing my mother to turn her body over and wanted to go straight into Huangting from the front.

Of course my mother couldn't give up. She stretched out her hands and grabbed and scratched Daddy's body.

It was a coincidence that Daddy Ban tried to pull out the cloth stick between my mother's legs with one hand, which was getting deeper and deeper because of his help. His head pressed against my mother's chest that was bloated like two little white rabbits to exert force. Unexpectedly, my mother's hand, which was covered with smelly rake, was so easy to reach over, and reached into Daddy Ban's breathing mouth, which was opened and suddenly caused the extremely smelly rake pulled out of her belly to stuff Daddy Ban's mouth. At this time, Daddy Ban's no matter how lustful and courageous he was, he couldn't help but turn around. Wow, he vomited wildly.

My mother took this opportunity to take off her butt and ran out of the toilet and went back to the room and tied the door firmly.

My mother didn't mention this. Of course, it was even more impossible for Daddy Ban, who had eaten a mouthful of stinky rake, but Daddy Ban had a deep hatred with my mother. Looking back now, was he asking me to play house and eat my cock? Was he thinking about a way to take revenge on my mother?