After the talk was finished, all of them were silent. After the talk was finished, the minds of a bunch of people were still in his story. Mo Xiaomu saw several men in the dark, putting his hands into his crotch, not knowing what to do
But he knew what Taozi was doing, because he saw Taozi reaching his hand into his crotch, and his hand was obviously moving.
So Mo Xiaomu asked softly: Sister Taozi, is itchy again?
Peach whispered: It's like a bug is drilling into it.
Mo Xiaomu said: I'll just rub it for you
Mo Xiaomu said, pulling Taozi's hand out, replacing it with his, and rubbing it hard for her. Taozi felt a comfortable feeling spreading in her body. She wanted to moan like an adult, but quickly covered her mouth. After a while, she said: Xiaomu, put your hand in a little, the insect seemed to be inside.
Mo Xiaomu said: OK
So he carefully stretched a finger in and asked Taozi: Does it hurt? If it hurts, it will sound like a squeaker.
Taozi nodded frequently but didn't say anything, just holding his hand through his pants, wanting him to go a little deeper.
Mo Xiaomu didn't know how big the world inside was, so he felt that a finger was wrapped tightly in the flesh inside the peach, and he didn't dare to take it rashly and go deeper. He heard Taozi say: Move, move, move
Mo Xiaomu's obedient fingers stretched out, and it was extremely moving. Taozi grabbed one of Mo Xiaomu's arm, which made Mo Xiaomu feel a little painful. He hurriedly asked her, Sister Taozi, what's wrong with you?
Taozi lay on his ear and said: It's nothing, it's very comfortable, move quickly, move
Mo Xiaomu quickly moved his fingers, snatched the peach, thought for a while and said: Otherwise, when you get home, you can also get a carrot. If it is very itchy, just use it to insert it. It is more effective than if I rub it.
Who wants carrots? I want you to rub them!
OK, then I'll rub it for you
Mo Xiaomu found that the peach was rubbing himself, his eyes were bright and his mouth was still hissing and breathing gently, which seemed very comfortable, so he stepped up the rub.
The trick they were playing here, because it was dark and no one could see it, but it became lively there. Someone asked in the dark: Master Mo Wu, what you said is so vivid, as if you were there at that time, could you be that servant?
Master Mo Wu didn't argue, and touched a stone on the ground in the darkness and placed it on his thumb. His second thumb bounced out slightly, hitting the man's eyebrows, and the man shouted in pain: Ouch!
But some people questioned it without knowing the consequences: When his father heard his daughter shouting, how could his legs be weak? Is that too that? And that carrot must be heavyweight. The lady's father was shot and almost knocked out. He was still worried about greeting the servants behind him. The rich man was so kind!
As soon as this person finished speaking, someone objected, with the obvious scent of pleasing to Master Mo Wu, but he couldn't speak, and what he said was very unpleasant, and he didn't like him much: Listening to stories is just listening to stories. Master Wu is talking nonsense, and I want to ask, women can use carrots, what about men? What if a man can't help it?
You're in vain!
Someone laughed at the person who asked the question, didn’t that family member beg for sex downstairs, and did he get used to it?
Then how can you enjoy your work? Teach us!
You are such a stupid dog, you cut the rafters!
What is chopping rafters?
The question was a man in his twenties, named Erhan, who was not lacking in scrupulousness, but he was a little too concise and asked whatever he thought of
The person who mocked Erhan was named Xiaosheng, the son of village chief Yu Changshui. He just married his wife the previous month, but he was not at home and was having fun with his wife. He liked to run to the white-skinned Panasonic to listen to the story of the fifth master. He said that listening to the fifth master telling stories is more interesting than lying on his wife's belly. After listening to the fifth master's story, he went home and worked on that one. Thinking about it, he became more energetic.
Yu Xiaosheng asked Erhan: Do you want to learn?
Want to learn
Take out your thing in your crotch, I will teach you, it's easy to learn and it's better than having sex with your wife
Erhan doesn't believe it: Then why are you still marrying a wife?
Yu Xiaosheng said: Marrying a wife is for the purpose of having children, not just for the sake of good health
When he said this, someone immediately explained: Then, if you give your wife to someone else, you will be the child born to you, are you willing?
Yu Xiaosheng immediately started to scold: Dear your mother, do you think your wife asked others to mess around, and others were the same as you? Rootou, Zhao Rootou!
The meat head is a swear word in the countryside, which means that the wife is being messed with by someone else, similar to what the city says is cuckolded.
The person who was scolded as a meat head is called Zhao Xiaoshun
Zhao Xiaoshun is an outsider and was originally a man with personality, but because of Taohuayu, his family surnamed Zhao, and the ones with a single family are a bit unrestrained. When they encounter problems, they can't stand it anymore. No matter who has a friction with, the uncles and brothers came out to a large group and knocked him to the ground before they got up, they were kicked down again. After several conflicts, Zhao Xiaoshun's temper was almost wiped out.
But this person has a big problem and likes to show off and say something that is good at attracting attention, so he often encounters difficulties. The villagers also hate him a little, so no matter who he wants to scold, he will scold him a few words, and punch him a few times if he wants to. Anyway, no one is watching him
There is a basis for scolding Zhao Xiaoshun. Not only Yu Xiaosheng, but everyone scolded him. Everyone heard that his wife was sleeping with others and had a crush on the township and town mayor. Otherwise, how could his household registration be successfully settled in Taohuayu?
Although Taohuayu is very poor and closed, it is not anyone who wants to come here as they want, because the people in this place are xenophobic. The land that can grow crops is very limited. One more person will have more mouths, and others will have to eat less. The villagers do not welcome outsiders. This is why.
Taohuayu is a famous beauty nest. The daughters born in each family in the village are better than the other. The villagers say this is due to the warm winter and cool summer pool at the entrance of the village.
But all the women in Taohuayu are included, and they are not as handsome as Zhao Xiaoshun's wife. This is also one of the reasons why men, women, young and old in Taohuayu hate Zhao Xiaoshun.
The man hates Zhao Xiaoshun because of jealousy, and the woman hates him because of the wife he brought, which suppresses them from her beauty. Moreover, Zhao Xiaoshun's wife is a temptation to all the men in the village, so she must be strictly guarded against, which is very tiring.
The elderly hate him because of his wife, who is afraid that his son will not be able to get on his wife's bed, which will make the backyard uneasy.
Zhao Xiaoshun's wife is Yang Xiaofeng
Yang Xiaofeng not only looks good, but also has extremely delicate and white skin. Everyone guessed that this is because she eats cow eggs all year round. Many people in the village pass by her door and often smell the stewed meat. Some people also saw the cow eggs stewed in her pot, so they concluded that she had an affair with the boss of the town who went to the slaughterhouse. Otherwise, how could she often eat cow eggs?
Another saying is that when Yang Xiaofeng ate cow eggs, she only ate them by herself, and didn't even give Zhao Xiaoshun a sip of the soup.
Some people also say that Yang Xiaofeng ate cow eggs to cure diseases and give birth to children, but seeing that she has eaten cow eggs for several years, her stomach is not bulging.
No matter what, Yang Xiaofeng is too outstanding and so young that it makes people confused about her age. Judging from Zhao Xiaoshun's appearance, she looks like she is in her early forties. Yang Xiaofeng should be at least in her thirties, right?
But when you look at it, you're in your early twenties, like a yellow-flowered girl who has never married, and it seems that she has never been old. She is still as tender as before after a few years.
How did Zhao Xiaoshun get such a rare woman in the world?
No one knows, and no one even knows Zhao Xiaoshun's origin very clearly
Zhao Xiaoshun's temperament was polished by the villagers, but his wife was a fierce character, and the villagers didn't dare to mess with her easily
When Mr. Mo Wu told a dirty story, Yang Xiaofeng happened to be present. She was not listening to Mr. Mo Wu's story, but was sitting next to the bluestone slab to chat with a few girls who usually play close to each other.
Hearing the lively place, and hearing Zhao Xiaoshun's voice like a spatula, then hearing Yu Xiaosheng's scolding, Yang Xiaofeng jumped up and rushed over, and when he came, he cursed: Whose grandma called my old Zhao a meat head? Can you give birth to a meat head without a meat head?
When Yu Xiaosheng saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately ran away. In his eyes, Yang Xiaofeng was not a tigress, but a female wolf. When a tiger was not hungry, it would not hurt people, but the female wolf didn't care too much. If the smell was slightly wrong, it would bite people's neck.
Yang Xiaofeng doesn't bite people's neck. Her housework is the thing in the crotch of catching people. After holding it, she grits her teeth and squeezes it hard. She can make people sweat profusely. She let go when it hurts to death.
Who is not afraid of her men in Taohuayu?
Unable to find a partner to use the means, Yang Xiaofeng blew anger on Zhao Xiaoshun, walked over and grabbed his ear and scolded: How can you show off everywhere like this? Can't you save your aunt's worry? You can't even fart a nice sound. Go home and go to bed early!
Zhao Xiaoshun stood up and glared at his wife, Yang Xiaofeng stomped her feet in anger: You are not convinced? Maybe one day I will kill you and find a young boy to play house!
Zhao Xiaoshun left the venue in disgrace and went home. It seems that he had also suffered from being beaten by his wife, so he did not dare to be stubborn.
Zhao Xiaoshun left, but Yang Xiaofeng's anger couldn't be dissipated at once, so she asked someone to vent her anger. After searching, she first found Mr. Mo Wu's head, walked over and squatted in front of Mr. Mo Wu, ridiculed him: Mr. Mo Wu, you tell these dirty stories all day long, aren't you afraid of losing your old man's birthday?
But he knew what Taozi was doing, because he saw Taozi reaching his hand into his crotch, and his hand was obviously moving.
So Mo Xiaomu asked softly: Sister Taozi, is itchy again?
Peach whispered: It's like a bug is drilling into it.
Mo Xiaomu said: I'll just rub it for you
Mo Xiaomu said, pulling Taozi's hand out, replacing it with his, and rubbing it hard for her. Taozi felt a comfortable feeling spreading in her body. She wanted to moan like an adult, but quickly covered her mouth. After a while, she said: Xiaomu, put your hand in a little, the insect seemed to be inside.
Mo Xiaomu said: OK
So he carefully stretched a finger in and asked Taozi: Does it hurt? If it hurts, it will sound like a squeaker.
Taozi nodded frequently but didn't say anything, just holding his hand through his pants, wanting him to go a little deeper.
Mo Xiaomu didn't know how big the world inside was, so he felt that a finger was wrapped tightly in the flesh inside the peach, and he didn't dare to take it rashly and go deeper. He heard Taozi say: Move, move, move
Mo Xiaomu's obedient fingers stretched out, and it was extremely moving. Taozi grabbed one of Mo Xiaomu's arm, which made Mo Xiaomu feel a little painful. He hurriedly asked her, Sister Taozi, what's wrong with you?
Taozi lay on his ear and said: It's nothing, it's very comfortable, move quickly, move
Mo Xiaomu quickly moved his fingers, snatched the peach, thought for a while and said: Otherwise, when you get home, you can also get a carrot. If it is very itchy, just use it to insert it. It is more effective than if I rub it.
Who wants carrots? I want you to rub them!
OK, then I'll rub it for you
Mo Xiaomu found that the peach was rubbing himself, his eyes were bright and his mouth was still hissing and breathing gently, which seemed very comfortable, so he stepped up the rub.
The trick they were playing here, because it was dark and no one could see it, but it became lively there. Someone asked in the dark: Master Mo Wu, what you said is so vivid, as if you were there at that time, could you be that servant?
Master Mo Wu didn't argue, and touched a stone on the ground in the darkness and placed it on his thumb. His second thumb bounced out slightly, hitting the man's eyebrows, and the man shouted in pain: Ouch!
But some people questioned it without knowing the consequences: When his father heard his daughter shouting, how could his legs be weak? Is that too that? And that carrot must be heavyweight. The lady's father was shot and almost knocked out. He was still worried about greeting the servants behind him. The rich man was so kind!
As soon as this person finished speaking, someone objected, with the obvious scent of pleasing to Master Mo Wu, but he couldn't speak, and what he said was very unpleasant, and he didn't like him much: Listening to stories is just listening to stories. Master Wu is talking nonsense, and I want to ask, women can use carrots, what about men? What if a man can't help it?
You're in vain!
Someone laughed at the person who asked the question, didn’t that family member beg for sex downstairs, and did he get used to it?
Then how can you enjoy your work? Teach us!
You are such a stupid dog, you cut the rafters!
What is chopping rafters?
The question was a man in his twenties, named Erhan, who was not lacking in scrupulousness, but he was a little too concise and asked whatever he thought of
The person who mocked Erhan was named Xiaosheng, the son of village chief Yu Changshui. He just married his wife the previous month, but he was not at home and was having fun with his wife. He liked to run to the white-skinned Panasonic to listen to the story of the fifth master. He said that listening to the fifth master telling stories is more interesting than lying on his wife's belly. After listening to the fifth master's story, he went home and worked on that one. Thinking about it, he became more energetic.
Yu Xiaosheng asked Erhan: Do you want to learn?
Want to learn
Take out your thing in your crotch, I will teach you, it's easy to learn and it's better than having sex with your wife
Erhan doesn't believe it: Then why are you still marrying a wife?
Yu Xiaosheng said: Marrying a wife is for the purpose of having children, not just for the sake of good health
When he said this, someone immediately explained: Then, if you give your wife to someone else, you will be the child born to you, are you willing?
Yu Xiaosheng immediately started to scold: Dear your mother, do you think your wife asked others to mess around, and others were the same as you? Rootou, Zhao Rootou!
The meat head is a swear word in the countryside, which means that the wife is being messed with by someone else, similar to what the city says is cuckolded.
The person who was scolded as a meat head is called Zhao Xiaoshun
Zhao Xiaoshun is an outsider and was originally a man with personality, but because of Taohuayu, his family surnamed Zhao, and the ones with a single family are a bit unrestrained. When they encounter problems, they can't stand it anymore. No matter who has a friction with, the uncles and brothers came out to a large group and knocked him to the ground before they got up, they were kicked down again. After several conflicts, Zhao Xiaoshun's temper was almost wiped out.
But this person has a big problem and likes to show off and say something that is good at attracting attention, so he often encounters difficulties. The villagers also hate him a little, so no matter who he wants to scold, he will scold him a few words, and punch him a few times if he wants to. Anyway, no one is watching him
There is a basis for scolding Zhao Xiaoshun. Not only Yu Xiaosheng, but everyone scolded him. Everyone heard that his wife was sleeping with others and had a crush on the township and town mayor. Otherwise, how could his household registration be successfully settled in Taohuayu?
Although Taohuayu is very poor and closed, it is not anyone who wants to come here as they want, because the people in this place are xenophobic. The land that can grow crops is very limited. One more person will have more mouths, and others will have to eat less. The villagers do not welcome outsiders. This is why.
Taohuayu is a famous beauty nest. The daughters born in each family in the village are better than the other. The villagers say this is due to the warm winter and cool summer pool at the entrance of the village.
But all the women in Taohuayu are included, and they are not as handsome as Zhao Xiaoshun's wife. This is also one of the reasons why men, women, young and old in Taohuayu hate Zhao Xiaoshun.
The man hates Zhao Xiaoshun because of jealousy, and the woman hates him because of the wife he brought, which suppresses them from her beauty. Moreover, Zhao Xiaoshun's wife is a temptation to all the men in the village, so she must be strictly guarded against, which is very tiring.
The elderly hate him because of his wife, who is afraid that his son will not be able to get on his wife's bed, which will make the backyard uneasy.
Zhao Xiaoshun's wife is Yang Xiaofeng
Yang Xiaofeng not only looks good, but also has extremely delicate and white skin. Everyone guessed that this is because she eats cow eggs all year round. Many people in the village pass by her door and often smell the stewed meat. Some people also saw the cow eggs stewed in her pot, so they concluded that she had an affair with the boss of the town who went to the slaughterhouse. Otherwise, how could she often eat cow eggs?
Another saying is that when Yang Xiaofeng ate cow eggs, she only ate them by herself, and didn't even give Zhao Xiaoshun a sip of the soup.
Some people also say that Yang Xiaofeng ate cow eggs to cure diseases and give birth to children, but seeing that she has eaten cow eggs for several years, her stomach is not bulging.
No matter what, Yang Xiaofeng is too outstanding and so young that it makes people confused about her age. Judging from Zhao Xiaoshun's appearance, she looks like she is in her early forties. Yang Xiaofeng should be at least in her thirties, right?
But when you look at it, you're in your early twenties, like a yellow-flowered girl who has never married, and it seems that she has never been old. She is still as tender as before after a few years.
How did Zhao Xiaoshun get such a rare woman in the world?
No one knows, and no one even knows Zhao Xiaoshun's origin very clearly
Zhao Xiaoshun's temperament was polished by the villagers, but his wife was a fierce character, and the villagers didn't dare to mess with her easily
When Mr. Mo Wu told a dirty story, Yang Xiaofeng happened to be present. She was not listening to Mr. Mo Wu's story, but was sitting next to the bluestone slab to chat with a few girls who usually play close to each other.
Hearing the lively place, and hearing Zhao Xiaoshun's voice like a spatula, then hearing Yu Xiaosheng's scolding, Yang Xiaofeng jumped up and rushed over, and when he came, he cursed: Whose grandma called my old Zhao a meat head? Can you give birth to a meat head without a meat head?
When Yu Xiaosheng saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately ran away. In his eyes, Yang Xiaofeng was not a tigress, but a female wolf. When a tiger was not hungry, it would not hurt people, but the female wolf didn't care too much. If the smell was slightly wrong, it would bite people's neck.
Yang Xiaofeng doesn't bite people's neck. Her housework is the thing in the crotch of catching people. After holding it, she grits her teeth and squeezes it hard. She can make people sweat profusely. She let go when it hurts to death.
Who is not afraid of her men in Taohuayu?
Unable to find a partner to use the means, Yang Xiaofeng blew anger on Zhao Xiaoshun, walked over and grabbed his ear and scolded: How can you show off everywhere like this? Can't you save your aunt's worry? You can't even fart a nice sound. Go home and go to bed early!
Zhao Xiaoshun stood up and glared at his wife, Yang Xiaofeng stomped her feet in anger: You are not convinced? Maybe one day I will kill you and find a young boy to play house!
Zhao Xiaoshun left the venue in disgrace and went home. It seems that he had also suffered from being beaten by his wife, so he did not dare to be stubborn.
Zhao Xiaoshun left, but Yang Xiaofeng's anger couldn't be dissipated at once, so she asked someone to vent her anger. After searching, she first found Mr. Mo Wu's head, walked over and squatted in front of Mr. Mo Wu, ridiculed him: Mr. Mo Wu, you tell these dirty stories all day long, aren't you afraid of losing your old man's birthday?