After dinner the next day, everyone was waiting at the venue very early. Someone prepared a teapot for Master Mo Wu to wait for him to break down the following storyline.
After everyone sat in a circle, Master Mo Wu continued to talk without taking airs.
Mr. Mo Wu said that the young monks saw the guy in the abbot's crotch with their own eyes. None of them publicly and secretly condemned him as a teacher, but they pestered him and asked him to tell him the secret of how to make the guy become powerful. The abbot could not withstand the entanglement of the young monks, so he had to tell him his secret for everyone to share.
It turns out that while the abbot recites sutras and chants the Buddha's name, he also practices a kind of qigong called egg gong in his spare time.
What is egg skills?
Every morning and evening, sit cross-legged on the couch, close your eyes and rest for a while, then take out the bunch of guys in your crotch, rub the two balls from light to heavy, and slowly, until they are as red as blood.
What about such a result,
The abbot said proudly, after practicing for a while, that guy can carry a bucket of water and walk for two miles! What is the drum face? The real energy can even thrust into a big tree!
The young monks were stunned!
I dare not think about being able to make a big hole in a big tree. As long as it becomes hard, it can carry water. You must know that the water in the temple needs to be carried far away from the mountain stream. The little monks take turns to work on duty. No one can avoid this chore. If that guy is really good at carrying water, it would be great. He carries one in the middle of two buckets with his hands and runs several times a day.
This is not to be stated, and the abbot's story is also told
Although the old host is old and almost 60 years old, once the spring heart is activated, it is still very impressive.
One day, the old host didn't know what trick he used to trick a yellow girl into the temple, planning to hide the beauty in the golden house for him to enjoy for a long time. It was originally very secret, but there was no airtight wall in the world?
The little monks still found out, so when the old host was causing trouble in the evening, the little monks went to climb the window to peep and listen.
The yellow girl was in her youth, and the old host naturally couldn't let go of her. She immediately moved to bed to enjoy after dinner
But he was not in a hurry, and planned to enjoy her more carefully, so he took off the daughter and spread it on the bed. He first looked, then touched, and when he touched the daughter's legs, the old monk couldn't hold back his smile.
The daughter asked: Why are you laughing at?
The old monk asked back: What do you think your thing looks like?
My daughter said: How do I know what I look like? I can't see it myself
It looks like a bull's eye, a erected bull's eye, give you a mirror to see yourself, does it look like it?
The abbot really took a small mirror and handed it to his daughter, letting her see it by herself
My daughter shyly said: What's good to look at? Just bull's eyes, what do you think is like?
The old monk said: How can you keep practicing what you have on yourself? Look at what you feel bad? Look at it, look!
As he said that, he insisted on handing the mirror to his daughter
My daughter took a look and moved away from the mirror
What's wrong?
So ugly!
Why are you ugly? Men like drooling, but you say it's so ugly!
It's just ugly! Compared to yours, it's so ugly! You are fun, hehe!
After the daughter said that, she picked up the thing on the root of the old monk's legs and started playing, making him feel lustful in his heart. She wanted to get onto her daughter's body immediately, but she couldn't bear it. She wanted to play for a while before getting to the point, so she came up with a way to distract herself and said to her daughter: Let me tell you a story?
Good Ah!
My daughter said, while she kept playing
Ask you a question first
Ask
My daughter is having fun and absent-mindedly answers him
Before this, have you ever slept with a man?
My daughter was a little dissatisfied with the simplicity of this question and absent-mindedly answered: There is Ah!
The old monk was shocked: Is there really?
After everyone sat in a circle, Master Mo Wu continued to talk without taking airs.
Mr. Mo Wu said that the young monks saw the guy in the abbot's crotch with their own eyes. None of them publicly and secretly condemned him as a teacher, but they pestered him and asked him to tell him the secret of how to make the guy become powerful. The abbot could not withstand the entanglement of the young monks, so he had to tell him his secret for everyone to share.
It turns out that while the abbot recites sutras and chants the Buddha's name, he also practices a kind of qigong called egg gong in his spare time.
What is egg skills?
Every morning and evening, sit cross-legged on the couch, close your eyes and rest for a while, then take out the bunch of guys in your crotch, rub the two balls from light to heavy, and slowly, until they are as red as blood.
What about such a result,
The abbot said proudly, after practicing for a while, that guy can carry a bucket of water and walk for two miles! What is the drum face? The real energy can even thrust into a big tree!
The young monks were stunned!
I dare not think about being able to make a big hole in a big tree. As long as it becomes hard, it can carry water. You must know that the water in the temple needs to be carried far away from the mountain stream. The little monks take turns to work on duty. No one can avoid this chore. If that guy is really good at carrying water, it would be great. He carries one in the middle of two buckets with his hands and runs several times a day.
This is not to be stated, and the abbot's story is also told
Although the old host is old and almost 60 years old, once the spring heart is activated, it is still very impressive.
One day, the old host didn't know what trick he used to trick a yellow girl into the temple, planning to hide the beauty in the golden house for him to enjoy for a long time. It was originally very secret, but there was no airtight wall in the world?
The little monks still found out, so when the old host was causing trouble in the evening, the little monks went to climb the window to peep and listen.
The yellow girl was in her youth, and the old host naturally couldn't let go of her. She immediately moved to bed to enjoy after dinner
But he was not in a hurry, and planned to enjoy her more carefully, so he took off the daughter and spread it on the bed. He first looked, then touched, and when he touched the daughter's legs, the old monk couldn't hold back his smile.
The daughter asked: Why are you laughing at?
The old monk asked back: What do you think your thing looks like?
My daughter said: How do I know what I look like? I can't see it myself
It looks like a bull's eye, a erected bull's eye, give you a mirror to see yourself, does it look like it?
The abbot really took a small mirror and handed it to his daughter, letting her see it by herself
My daughter shyly said: What's good to look at? Just bull's eyes, what do you think is like?
The old monk said: How can you keep practicing what you have on yourself? Look at what you feel bad? Look at it, look!
As he said that, he insisted on handing the mirror to his daughter
My daughter took a look and moved away from the mirror
What's wrong?
So ugly!
Why are you ugly? Men like drooling, but you say it's so ugly!
It's just ugly! Compared to yours, it's so ugly! You are fun, hehe!
After the daughter said that, she picked up the thing on the root of the old monk's legs and started playing, making him feel lustful in his heart. She wanted to get onto her daughter's body immediately, but she couldn't bear it. She wanted to play for a while before getting to the point, so she came up with a way to distract herself and said to her daughter: Let me tell you a story?
Good Ah!
My daughter said, while she kept playing
Ask you a question first
Ask
My daughter is having fun and absent-mindedly answers him
Before this, have you ever slept with a man?
My daughter was a little dissatisfied with the simplicity of this question and absent-mindedly answered: There is Ah!
The old monk was shocked: Is there really?