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Chapter 32: Wonderful Explanation of Poems

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After lunch, Wei Shengjin drank fragrant tea beautifully. After three classes in the afternoon, the teachers of the three courses in DiCalendar, Citizen, and Intelligence returned to the office and said that the students in Class 1 of High School of Arts (1) really started to study obediently, and couldn't help but praise Wei Shengjin for being capable.

Wei Shengjin laughed in his heart. The teacher who used this method to teach students was probably unprecedented, but he said: Every student has a gene that is easy to learn, and as long as the method is used correctly, it will definitely have good results.

After saying this, not only did the three vulgar men express strong respect, but even Xie Yulin and Li Xiaoru looked at him with appreciation. Wei Shengjin was quite proud.

The next morning, the Hutian and Hu were still the same as the previous day, with a dark and dark place, and a large pile of dogs, practicing for thousands of rounds. Wei Shengjin said he was satisfied, what is life, this is life!

At noon, spring was bright, and Wei Shengjin sipped the tea beautifully, thinking that these 25 students are so delicious. If you have any new tricks in the future, you can try them. Well... This tea is so fragrant

Hey, Teacher Wei, what are you laughing at? Let everyone have fun by saying it?

Li Xiaoru blinked at her. This Korean beauty usually smiled a lot.

Well……

Wei Shengjin touched his nose and said nonsense: I am admiring ancient poetry, well, it is so beautiful that it is fascinating!

I heard that your Chinese poetry has profound meanings. Which article did Teacher Wei read? Explain it for everyone?

Teacher Zhu Shang, the talker, this vulgar man actually knows Chinese poetry and songs

Wei Shengjin said with a "cough" and said: I just enjoyed the two poems "Yu Shu Houting Flower" and "The Fairy of Heaven? Willow Sexy Shirts and Golden Threads of Phoenix".

Let’s look at “Yushu Houting Flower” This is a palace-style poem written by Chen Shubao, the late emperor of Chen in the ancient country. The original text is “Liyu Fanglin faces the high shelves, the new clothes are gorgeous and beautiful, the house is charming and charming, and the house is charming and charming, and the curtain is smiling to greet the charming girl’s face is like flowers and dew, and the jade tree shines on the back garden’

This poem is very famous, I have heard it, it is said to be very ambiguous!

The slutty boy Koizumi looks dirty

This is the voice of the destruction of the country, what ambiguous thing...

Xie Yulin glared at him, and the wretched man immediately shrank. What he feared the most was the beauty, for fear of neglecting.

Hey Waves Wei Shengjin took a sip of tea and said: Actually, Teacher Koizumi is right. This poem is more than just ambiguous, it is so lewd. I will explain it to all the teachers a little. More than a dozen beautiful teachers in the office, including Xie Yulin and Li Xiaoru, all of them immediately listened, and the three vulgar men looked even more humble.

The first sentence, "Li Yu Fanglin is facing Gao Shek, and her new clothes are beautiful and beautiful." On the surface, it is to describe the environment, but in fact it has a deep meaning. This is to describe a stunning beauty, "fanglin" refers to the hair under the beauty's lower abdomen. "Gao Shek" refers to the plump part in front. You will know when you look at the words "new clothes", "风" and "风" in the next sentence. Do you understand?

Wei Shengjin said it with a nose and eyes, and everyone had no reason to refute it after hearing it

Yosi!

Three vulgar men widened their eyes, while the female teacher blushed slightly

This is nothing, the following is the main topic.

Wei Shengjin smiled and continued: 'The reflection house is so beautiful that he will not enter at once, and he will come out of the curtain and greet him with a smile'. This is already straight to the topic, saying that the flowing light shines on the shameful parts of the beauty, reflecting a charming luster. At this time, the man wants to enter it, but he cannot get the door. The beauty welcomes the man's object in with a smile. What a spring picture!

Wei Shengjin said and clapped his hands

Su Qi!

Three vulgar men once again saw Wei Shengjin's ability, but more than a dozen female teachers' faces were covered with flushing.

Wei Shengjin laughed and continued: The last sentence, "The girl's face is like a flower with dew, and the jade tree shines on the back of the house." It said that the two had reached the peak when they were doing that moving and beautiful thing, so the beauty's face was full of joy. The dew in the shameful part had flowed into the back of the house. What is the back of the beauties? To put it bluntly, it is the hole behind the beauties.

Su...Su!

The three vulgar men were full of admiration. This poem could explain this way. The female teachers were already shy and said: What a fallacy!

Small scene!

Wei Shengjin laughed and said: This poem "The Fairy of Heaven? A Willow Sexy Shirted with Golden Threads" is the truly wonderful poem!

Explain quickly, explain quickly!

The three vulgar men's eyes shining. Although the female teacher didn't speak, she also held her breath and listened secretly.

Wei Shengjin took another sip of tea and said: Tianxian, the original text is 'The willow color is covered with golden phoenix, the slender hand is gently picking red beans, the green moth is holding the love, the peach blossom cave, the dream of the Yaotai, who can share the spring sorrow?' The general explanation of this poem is to say the spring sorrow of the female fairy, but what spring sorrow is not explained, I am just showing my ugly expression here.

Wei Shengjin smiled and said: The original meaning of this poem is actually that the lonely fairy is comforting herself, referred to as masturbation.

Everyone immediately widened their eyes, and even these female teachers found it interesting, and listened quietly.

‘The willow-colored phoenix is ​​wearing a golden phoenix’ means that the fairy’s clothes are gorgeous. Why do we talk about clothes? This actually implies that the fairy is taking off her clothes at this time.

‘Picking the red beans with a delicate hand’, after taking off the clothes, the fairy began to tease her with her delicate hand, which could bring her infinitely wonderful lovesick red beans.

‘The green moth is doubled and affectionate’, teasing the red beans, the moving pleasure naturally comes, so the fairy's eyes are like water and affectionate, and she cannot do it herself.

‘Peach Blossom Cave, the dream of Yaotai, who can share the sorrow of spring with you?’, but unfortunately, the happiness you get is inevitably limited. The fairy hopes that there will be a wishful husband at this time to enter the Peach Blossom Cave below him and go to Yaotai together. This is the real sorrow of spring!

Wei Shengjin was extremely satisfied with his explanation and slightly lost his tea.

Good poems, good poems! Teacher Wei is really a magical person!

At this time, Koizumi, Zhu Shang and Da Cannon, the three wretched men, completely convinced Wei Shengjin, with admiration on her face, and she even wished she was the wishful husband in the fairy's eyes. She started to feel like she was the one who was so happy that she almost leaked out of her heart.

But the female teachers in the office were whispering: Teacher Wei is so bad, he actually explains the poem like this...

But the shame on his face cannot be hidden, and obviously they all put their thoughts on somewhere

Among them, Mr. Pingzi, who is good at talking and well-informed, sat next to three vulgar men. She could barely score 80 points, which means she was dressed more beautifully. However, in the eyes of the three vulgar men, she was the best in the world. She quickly took the opportunity to show her diligence. There was no way, and she could not have a high vision.

Li Xiaoru flirted with Wei Shengjin in the office last time, and the two were ambiguous. At this time, they smiled at Wei Shengjin. After seeing this, Wei Shengjin thought about it, it would be great if he pushed this Korean beauty down. After playing with a student girl who has not yet left society, it would not be considered a great achievement...

But Xie Yulin glared at Wei Shengjin with anger and sent a bomb to Wei Shengjin on QQ. Wei Shengjin smiled and sent a "red heart" over, but did not reply, and Wei Shengjin didn't care.

In fact, Xie Yulin had already felt aroused by her heart, but she didn't dare to show it. Although she had relatives and friends in Japan, she has been single since she graduated from college and broke up with her boyfriend. Now it is a day of spring. She lies alone in bed every night, and she doesn't dare to do anything randomly when she is lonely. She can only do things herself like a fairy in the rooftop. It's so depressing!

Last time, Vice Principal Takada asked her to the office, she expressed that meaning. She almost couldn't help but say to the despicable principal: Ah... Principal... Come and fuck me... Actually, I really want to be fucked by someone...

But the other party's expression really made her feel dirty. The education she received prevented her from thinking. Finally, she stopped her horse. But today, Wei Shengjin's words made her feel heart-warming. Her natural lewd cells began to ripple, making her unable to stop. She thought to herself if the vice principal asked her to go in next time, I wonder if she could stand it...

I don’t know if it was because I was too proud, but during the evening self-study, the “Odd Tiger” Maori Mitsuko stepped into the office of the art class and shouted at Wei Shengjin: Are you Teacher Wei? Come out!

Wei Shengjin was confused and a little stunned, and asked: Isn’t this Mr. Maori? What’s wrong?

This Maori Sumuko is a master of the eighth karate black belt. With her fierce appearance, she is barely considered a personal appearance. Everyone is afraid of it. Wei Shengjin also feels that she can't afford to offend her at the last admission ceremony. If she hadn't been there, Wei Shengjin would never have used her as a lie. Could it be that she knows? Wei Shengjin had a sweat in his palm.

Maori Mitsuko's mouth is full of blood: Teacher Takeda told me that you said bad things about me at the entrance ceremony. Are you?

Sure enough! Wei Shengjin's back chilled. It had nothing to do with pleasure. He was completely scared. It was actually a complaint from Takeda Ichiro, a little Japanese. Last time he was provoked by Kazuko Hosokawa's office, he ignored him. He just didn't know if he knew that he had made Kazuko Hosokawa, so he hated him. It was because his instinctive rival was not what Wei Shengjin wanted to know. His current idea was to kill this little Japanese and actually make him secretly.

Wei Shengjin laughed in his heart, and he was having fun with us Chinese? Haha... At that moment, Wei Shengjin's thoughts changed, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he said casually: It turned out that it was Mr. Takeda who said that Maori was fooled by him!

What, he dares to play tricks on me?

Maori Sumiko thrust her fat body and shouted: Why did he play tricks on me?

At this time, the teachers who had no classes in the evening study were also sitting in the office, including the three vulgar men, but they didn't dare to speak out, so they really couldn't afford to offend them.

That's it,

Wei Shengjin said indignantly: During the admission ceremony, I highly praised Mr. Kusunko, but Takeda Ichiro said that he likes you and does not allow me to praise you, so he slandered me like this, alas...

After saying that, Wei Shengjin looked sad and sighed, looking like a good person was not rewarded. His acting skills were comparable to Stephen Chow.

So that's it!

Murami Konoko yelled loudly, then she felt shy on her face, her voice slightly lighter, and asked: It turned out that Teacher Wei actually praised me at the entrance ceremony. Thank you, Wave No, no, it should be...

Wei Shengjin is a kid, it's a pity that such a guy can reach 10 points, Shenma Fengjie, Xiao Yueyue is full of clouds in front of her, and Wei Shengjin can't afford to get in touch with such a woman.

I'm going to settle the score with Ichiro Takeda now, but he actually dares to lie to me, hum...

As he said that, Muri Junko 's stomped', ' stomped', stomped', and stomped' out of the office

Fortunately, I am smart, but fortunately, Maori Xunzi is not very smart... Wei Shengjin secretly called luck

Teacher Wei, you are very smart!

The three vulgar men praised him repeatedly, and admired Wei Shengjin's ability to make a dead person live.

It's drizzling

Wei Shengjin smiled and sipped tea

Muri Junko's anger was already gone at this time. She was going to ask Takeda Ichiro to find out that Takeda Ichiro is now having fun in the office. She thought that China's strategy of using a knife to kill people is really useful, haha...

The door was opened with a clatter, and Muri Sumiko stepped in with her body three or four hundred kilograms, and she shouted as soon as she entered: So you are lying to me!

Takeda Ichiro was shocked and asked: Why... Didn’t Teacher Maori find that hypocrite, Mr. Wei?

Of course I found it!

Maori Sumiko immediately repeated the result of Wei Shengjin's statement and squirted bloody mouth: Is that true?

No...No, he really said bad things about you...

Takeda Ichiro can't beat Mauri Sumiko. Although he is in the 7th section of Judo Black Belt, he still has a gap with Mauri Sumiko.

In other words, you don't like me?

Maori Masako yells

No...No...

Takeda Ichiro immediately denied it, for fear of annoying the fierce woman.

Mori Junko was overjoyed when she heard this. Her elongated horse face turned red, her tone turned soft, and she said in a twisted manner: In other words... you... you like others...

This...this...

Takeda Ichiro was shocked

Seeing him hesitate, Muri Sumiko was angry again: What? Isn’t it? Didn’t you wrongly accuse him because you were dissatisfied with Teacher Wei’s praise?

No...uh...yes...yes...yes...I actually always like Teacher Xunzi...

Takeda Ichiro had no choice but to break his teeth and swallow it. After all, he would have passed this level, otherwise he would be sent to the school medical room. Not only would he not be reimbursed for medical expenses, but he would also have to be deducted wages. If he was serious, he would be charged with a crime of destroying harmony in the school. If he had written it, he would not be able to take it.

It turns out... it turns out you really like others... I'd said it earlier...

Maori Mama's face was shy and actually started taking off her clothes

Takeda Ichiro was shocked: Mao... Teacher Maori, what do you want to do...

In fact, I have wanted to be with you for a long time. You are so strong and your muscles are so strong. Come on, let's fly together, oh...

The fat meat of Murari Kushinko was as high as 350 kilograms and suddenly pressed on Takeda Ichiro's body that was only 200 kilograms. Then, a scream from "Ah" came from Takeda Ichiro's office, and the sound was lingering around and it lasted for a long time...