I came back that night, and after dinner, I sat down and watched TV. My mother-in-law said she was tired and went into the room early, leaving Wu Fen and I half lying on the sofa.
Wu Fen watched "You from the Stars" with great enthusiasm, and I couldn't raise my interest in these soap operas at all, so I told Wu Fen that I was too tired and I had to lie down first.
Although Wu Fen was dissatisfied, she didn't bear to see me being really tired, so she asked me to go and rest first.
Close the door, lying on the warm bed, recalling what happened today, my heart felt sweet. I wonder what my mother-in-law was thinking about at the moment, and would she happen to be thinking about what happened today.
I even had such an impulse to see what my mother-in-law was doing, but my reason and courage still made me lie on the bed obediently
After thinking about it, I didn't feel sleepy, so I searched for various web pages or official accounts related to mature women, and looked at some photos of mature women on it. Except for a few that made me feel amazing, most of them were not as good-looking as my mother-in-law or Aunt Zhu.
Despite this, I continued to search and kept hunting, and my little brother was ready to move.
Inadvertently I found a public account called "Flirting with a mature beauty". In addition to the same pictures of mature women, there are screenshots of chat records for hooking up with a mature woman. I briefly read one or two chat records. The naked chat content of the two people on it made my heart burn instantly. I immediately made a decision, and I also want to hook up with my mother-in-law like this, as a stranger.
Log out and flirt with a familiar beauty. I remembered a WeChat account I used a long time ago. Although it has not been useful for a long time, almost all my accounts and passwords are the same, so I quickly logged in.
I added my mother-in-law's WeChat ID with full of longing. After a minute, I still didn't respond
I've posted Hello, continue to add
Another minute later, still no response
I posted a long night, can I talk? I continued to add it, but I still didn't respond. I knew that my mother-in-law must have not fallen asleep at this time, because when I just entered my room, I saw that she did not turn off the lights through the door, and I couldn't help but feel frustrated.
But I quickly comforted myself. Did my mother-in-law not pay attention to reading the book? It was not until more than ten minutes later that I still didn't get a response. I realized that my mother-in-law is the kind of conservative woman who doesn't like to deal with strangers, so I definitely won't add strangers' WeChat messages randomly.
I can't help feeling upset when I think about it this way. It would be great if my mother-in-law and Aunt Zhu are the same as Aunt Zhu, and her personality is more open. By the way, Aunt Zhu, my head was inspired and suddenly I thought that Aunt Zhu was on the train at the moment, and the journey would be boring. Why not add her and see the reaction. If you add it, it would be better to practice it.
Thinking of this, I immediately took action, searched Aunt Zhu's mobile phone number, and typed: Hello, someone nearby, and then send an add request
Soon, the phone rang and Aunt Zhu added me as a friend and sent me a message: ?
I was surprised and happy for a moment, afraid of revealing the stuff, but I quickly calmed down. After all, I haven't used this WeChat account for a long time, there is no update in the circle of friends, and my avatar is just Pikachu
Aunt Zhu definitely doesn't know it's me
Looking at Aunt Zhu's avatar with her breasts exposed, I decided to tease her carefully and see if she is really as sexy as the outside world rumored. I typed it and sent it over: Beauty, what does your question mark mean?
Aunt Zhu replied: Are you?
I replied: I am a man who passed by you in your previous life and wiped his shoulders all his shattered.
Aunt Zhu replied: How to say this
I replied: It is said that 500 times of looking back in the previous life, but I only passed by this life. We took the same train today. How many billions of times did we look back in the previous life? We changed the same train in the previous life, and we only changed the same train in the previous life.
Aunt Zhu replied: Are you teasing little girls like this? I'm not a little girl
I thought of Aunt Zhu's slutty look at her smile at the moment, and I felt a little relieved and became bolder. She didn't know me anyway, she just blocked me. I replied: I don't know if you are a little girl, but I know you will be my woman
Aunt Zhu replied immediately: Get out
I reply: Then I'll go to your carriage, which carriage are you in?
Aunt Zhu replied: Carriage No. 10, come and see me, I won’t beat you
I decided to tease Aunt Zhu. After a while, I replied to Aunt Zhu: I was in carriage No. 10, I didn't see you
Aunt Zhu said: I'm here, 047
To be honest, I don’t know if she is in the car 10, 047. If she is really there, then Aunt Zhu is really as rumored by the outside world. She is so sexy. A strange man dares to meet easily. If she wants to change to my mother-in-law and beat her to death, she won’t tell you this.
I deliberately pretended to be very angry and said: I just looked at it. There is a woman, but the difference between you and your avatar is too big. Your avatar is so beautiful. You are a scammer. Why don’t you die? Ah
Aunt Zhu replied: My avatar is me, why are you scolding me? I am a sleeper here, I sit in the seat on this aisle, and I don’t see anyone coming here.
I guess although Aunt Zhu was scolded by me, she was not angry judging from the messages she sent. I guess my trick worked. On the surface, it was scolding her, but in fact it was praise for her. This slut should like to satisfy her vanity in this way.
I replied in a pretense surprise: Ah? The No. 10 car here is a hard seat. Isn’t we the same train?
Aunt Zhu replied: I went to Jiangxi, aren’t you?
I replied: I went from Hunan to Beijing, no, it seems that the two of us were passing by the train, and the sparks were created.
Aunt Zhu replied: Haha, that's really fate
I replied: Then do you still want to smoke me, a man who is destined to be with you? A woman who is destined to be with you?
Aunt Zhu replied: You will know if you come here and try it.
I reply: You will definitely not be willing to smoke me
Aunt Zhu replied: How can I see it
I replied: Because I am a half-immortal
Aunt Zhu: Oh, I'm still half immortal, then you can do it for me
I reply: OK Ah, what is it
Aunt Zhu replied: Whatever you want, you can count on whatever you want. As long as I can be sure, I will believe you, and if I don’t know, I will beat you
I replied: OK Ah, then I'll be fine with what clothes you wore today
Aunt Zhu replied: I believe you have a ghost
I reply: You are so wise and coaxing, let me see, today you are wearing a professional suit, wearing stockings, and red high heels. What you are proud of is your figure, so you wear this way, your figure is fully highlighted, making countless men obsessed
Aunt Zhu replied: Hooligan I think she must be looking around at this moment, wanting to see if someone is observing her
I replied: Don't look around. Now believe it or not, I'm a half-immortal. I can know that you are wearing red underwear
Aunt Zhu replied: Is there such a magical one?
I reply: Let's believe it now, the goddess of red underwear
Actually, I thought to myself that it was because when I was having dinner in Wanda Plaza today, I saw your slutty pussy and the tight red underwear on the outside of the bread.
Aunt Zhu said: I won’t talk about these things anymore, let’s talk about something else
Seeing Aunt Zhu say this, I don’t force it. After all, it’s better to click on it as soon as possible, otherwise it will easily arouse her plans and disgust.
In this way, I chatted with Aunt Zhu, talking about her family, her work, and some things. Through chatting, I felt that Aunt Zhu was really talkative and could make jokes. She was also very happy when she was making a yellow joke occasionally. I couldn't help but feel a bit of affection for Aunt Zhu. Such a woman and her mother-in-law seemed to be completely from two planets.
The chat was almost eleven o'clock, and I stopped the chat on the grounds that I had to go to bed tomorrow morning.
Wu Fen thought I fell asleep early, held my firm little brother in his hand, and said to himself: Silly husband, I really feel wronged.
I listened next to me, feeling guilty hitting my heart, but I continued to pretend to be asleep
After a while, Wu Fen fell asleep. When she heard her breathing evenly, I couldn't sleep. I picked up my phone, but my mother-in-law still didn't add me, and I didn't have the desire to continue chatting with Aunt Zhu at this moment.
I opened the official account of "Famous Beautiful" and read the chat history of this official account. I left a message asking: What should I do if I don't pay attention to it if I add a friend and ignore it.
Then I was thinking about what happened to me recently with my mother-in-law
In my dream, I dreamed that my mother-in-law was sobbing softly. I asked her with heartache why she cried, but my mother-in-law ignored me. I wanted to reach out to touch my mother-in-law's face full of tears, but my hands and arms felt like an electric shock. Then my mother-in-law's face was close and her red face was so red from crying that it made me feel very heartbroken. Slowly, I watched my mother-in-law's face gradually fade until it disappeared.
After waking up, Wu Fen was not around. I thought he should have gone to the company early as usual.
I thought about my dream last night, feeling sad
Then I quickly put on my clothes and went to the living room. I didn't see my mother-in-law. The door of my mother-in-law's room was opened and it was not inside.
I suddenly became anxious, thinking about the dream last night, which was definitely not a good sign.
I called my mother-in-law's cell phone, but it was not until I got connected. I asked impatiently: Where are you, Mom
My mother-in-law's gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: Xiao Li, what's wrong? Mom is buying vegetables
I feel relaxed like never. I have always been an impatient person, and it seems that only my mother-in-law can calm me down
I said: It's okay, I just had a dream, dreaming that my mother left me
Mother-in-law said: Silly child, why don’t you want me? Don’t think too much about it. Do you wash or not? If you don’t have it, go wash up. Mom will go home soon and bring you a delicious breakfast.
I said: OK. I hung up the phone and went to wash up. I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that I didn’t know when I started. I relied on my mother-in-law so much. I smiled bitterly, I don’t know if this is good or bad
After washing up, I saw that my mother-in-law had not come back yet, so I opened WeChat and saw that she had a familiar beauty and replied to me. It said: If you are an acquaintance, it is easy to do. The content of the greeting should be based on her interests and hobbies. The most important thing is to be persevering.
When I saw this, I felt it was boring. Anyone would say anything that was empty, so I deleted this information so that Wu Fen would not see it
I opened another WeChat message again, and Aunt Zhu did not take the initiative to look for me, which surprised me a little. Thinking of her such a coquettish woman, she had such a happy chat yesterday, but today she didn't take the initiative to look for me, but soon after, she thought that there were probably many men around this slutty woman, not one that was not inferior to me.
Looking at her circle of friends, the earliest news was posted at around 7 o'clock in the morning. Is it better to write about her home? The picture shows her full-body photo at Ganzhou Railway Station, with her arms spreading and her two big breasts pushing her shirt off.
From this point of view, Aunt Zhu's two breasts are indeed very big
I commented below: It makes people think of it, good morning, big breasted beauty, then closed the WeChat message and waited for my mother-in-law to come back
After about ten minutes, I heard my mother-in-law inserting the key into the door outside, so I hurriedly got up to greet her.
When I opened the door and saw my mother-in-law's beautiful face, I felt like I had a long time to meet again. I leaned over and took my mother-in-law's bag and smelled the faint fragrance on my mother-in-law's body. My little brother unconsciously felt like he was ready to move. Fortunately, I was wearing jeans today, and it was not obvious when I stood up straight. I just felt that I was bound and hurt a little.
My mother-in-law changed her shoes and walked into the house, took off her long red woolen jacket, and said while taking it off: It's still comfortable at home, it's getting colder outside, and the weather in Beijing is unbearable
I said: Mom, you're cold now, and it'll be better in two months
I watched my mother-in-law take off her coat and a white sweater, showing her two meat balls very well. The black trousers made my mother-in-law's legs look longer, and I couldn't help feeling rippling, and my little brother felt even more uncomfortable.
My mother-in-law said that she saw me staring at her and said: Why are you so stupid? I haven't seen the beauty Ah before
After saying that, I laughed and my face turned red. If it were before, my mother-in-law would have said this, her whole face would have been red to the bottom of her ears. If it were before, my mother-in-law would have said this,
I said: It's Ah, mom, you have such a good figure, so you won't be able to see Ah
My mother-in-law said: Don’t be poor, go and eat quickly, it’s not delicious when it’s cold, and then muttered: I’m here to Beijing, stay at home every day, and I’ve all gained weight.
Not to mention, my mother-in-law has been here for so long, and she is indeed a little fatter than when she first came, and her face is even more bloody
I said: It's Ah, it's better to be fat, it looks so good that Ah looks young
As I said that, I walked to the sofa and put the breakfast on the coffee table. When I opened it, I saw that it was wontons. The fragrance was so strong that I felt even hungry. My little brother was not as strong as before.
My mother-in-law said: I also plan to practice yoga and lose weight
I said: Mom, I think you are just idle. This figure is pretty good. I like Ah very much. It’s not good to be too thin.
My mother-in-law said: What's the use of asking you to like? I think it's better to lose weight.
I sighed: It seems that all women in the world are family, and my mother is also a beauty lover
Then I scooped a Chaos with a spoon and stuffed it into my mouth. Maybe I was too hungry, so I was just talking to my mother-in-law. I forgot that the wontons were still very hot. After stuffing them in, it made my tongue burn so hard.
He hurriedly started to scream, and while shouting, he pushed his tongue against wontons, trying to reduce the damage to my tongue.
My mother-in-law came over anxiously, quickly put her tender palms on my mouth, and said a little angry: You are stupid, you are about to spit it out, how old is you, I don't pay attention to eating wontons
Even though I was angry, I could hear my mother-in-law's heartache
I couldn't stand the pain and didn't care about anything else. I spit the wontons I was holding onto my mother-in-law's palm and exhale loudly inhale
Seeing my appearance, my mother-in-law laughed loudly. I felt embarrassed when she laughed. I said: Mom, do you still have a conscience? I'm so hot, you still laugh at me.
My mother-in-law said: I will give you a long memory and I will not dare to eat wontons like this in the future. As she said that, she reached out her other hand: Look at you, you spit all your saliva on your mother's hand, and you have your chin, don't move, mom wipes you
Then I wiped my chin with another one. When my mother-in-law's white and tender little hand moved, I could smell the smell of the big treasure SOD on my hand.
After wiping, my mother-in-law threw the wontons into the trash can and went to wash her hands. I wiped my mouth with a tissue, and then I thought of one thing, that is, why did my mother-in-law be so anxious just now, and didn't use tissue to wipe me.
Then I thought about it, maybe Wu Fen used to be like this, she was used to it.
After washing his hands, my mother-in-law came to the living room. Gentle and softly said with a little bit of blame: Eat slowly, I will never buy wontons for you in the future.
I sat on the sofa and said: Well, I don’t want to eat wontons anymore. My mother made a hundred times better than this one
My mother-in-law smiled and said: Come on, let me taste a wonton and see if it is sweet, how can I make my mouth so sweet
When I heard my mother-in-law say this, my heart was infinitely sweet. I scooped up a chaos, put one hand under it to prevent it from falling off, and said to my mother-in-law: Mom, it's really sweet, try it
My mother-in-law said: Don’t mess around, there is no chaos that is sweet, it’s not a dumpling
I looked very serious, then blew the Chaos and said: Yes, mom, it's really sweet, you can try it
My mother-in-law said: How is that possible? Although they also have dumplings, they won’t make mistakes about salt and sugar.
I said: Mom, come and try it if you don’t believe me. As I said that, I stood up
At this time, my mother-in-law and I were standing face to face. She was half a head shorter than me. I handed the spoon to my mother-in-law's mouth and continued to put the other hand below to prevent the wonton from falling. I said: Mom, it's cold now, it won't be like I did just now. Do you want to taste it? Is it sweet?
I saw my mother-in-law blinking her eyes, and she drew a thin eyeliner, which made her look charming and charming
My mother-in-law opened her mouth skeptical, and I fed Chaos to her
Seeing that my mother-in-law had already put Chaos in her mouth, I smiled and said: Are you good, the one who loves to eat is the good baby
Before my mother-in-law could chew, she knew that I was joking with her and wanted to come and pinch me. I didn't resist or avoid it, let her pinch me.
After pinching it for a few seconds, she let go. This woman is the same, with a huge momentum. She really lets her pinch it, and she can't bear to use force.
I said: Mom, is it delicious?
My mother-in-law is a well-educated woman, so she usually doesn't speak when she has something in her mouth. This time, I saw her red face slowly chewing wontons until she swallowed them all, and then rolled her eyes and said to me: Stop joking with your mother, eat quickly, I'm going to the kitchen to work hard
Seeing my mother-in-law going to the kitchen, I guess she was embarrassed. I felt extremely excited inside. The moment I just fed my mother-in-law to eat chaos, I really felt an unprecedented feeling of heart.
I decided that no matter what, I would capture my lovely mother-in-law, even if it is difficult to tolerate, even if there is no place to die, even if there is no place to bury me.
After eating wontons quickly, I thought about how to capture the fortress of my mother-in-law. After all, it is definitely unrealistic to express my feelings directly, and I will be disgusted by my mother-in-law. I will always be alert to my relationship with me in the future, which is counterproductive.
After thinking about it, the only way is to use another WeChat to forge an identity and get to know my mother-in-law slowly, making her fall in love with the fake me
But now she doesn't want to add my WeChat, which is really annoying.
I suddenly thought of the reply from the official account of the newly deleted beauties, saying that I should meet his preferences. Although it is a bit fake and empty, I can try it.
My mother-in-law is a person who likes reading books. She is also very knowledgeable and fond of ancient poetry. This may be a breakthrough.
Seeing my mother-in-law busy in the kitchen, I felt extremely happy and melancholy
Suddenly I remembered a poem I had read before, called "Feng Qiu Huáng". I couldn't help but have an idea and hurriedly logged on to the WeChat account, added my mother-in-law's account, and wrote: There is a beauty, I will never forget it when I see it.
Then send
Seeing the cell phone placed on the dining table by my mother-in-law Dingdong, I knew that my mother-in-law had received it, and I couldn't help but bump into the deer in my heart. But at this moment, my mother-in-law was still busy in the kitchen and didn't hear the sound of the cell phone.
After about ten minutes, my mother-in-law picked up the good dishes and came out of the kitchen. She picked up her cell phone and asked me: I finished eating Ah
I said: Yes, mom, your cell phone rang just now, has anyone called you
My mother-in-law looked at her phone and said: No, someone I don’t know sent me a WeChat message, you can watch TV, mom goes into the room to read the book, and I will make delicious food for you later
I pretended to be idle and said: OK, actually, I have already felt the turbulent and courageous heart. I think my mother-in-law will definitely not reply to me again
My mother-in-law walked into her bedroom, and just as I felt a deep frustration, my phone rang out with a dingdong.
I saw that my mother-in-law had added me as a friend on the screen, and she also sent a message: I haven't seen you for a day, I'm thinking like crazy. You are very persistent, why do you keep adding me
My heart seems to be about to jump out. If someone wins 5 million lottery, it should be my mood at this moment.
I replied: It’s just that you are very destined to look at your avatar, so I want to add you, I don’t want to miss an opportunity
After waiting for a long time, my mother-in-law replied: Many people say that my avatar is rustic, what is the chance, what is your name?
I calmed down and replied: I will naturally tell you in the future, my surname is Yang, and my single name is Tao.
Mother-in-law: Yang Tao? My name is Li Tao, haha
I felt regretful when I saw my mother-in-law sending this. I used to using the fake name Yang Tao when I was picking up girls in the post bar, so I naturally told my mother-in-law.
But I never thought that this would greatly increase the possibility of misleading
Although I blame myself and my heartbeat, I still pretended to be relaxed and said: No, you have sn in law? How old are you
Mother-in-law replied: It is impolite to ask a woman about her age. Forget it, I won’t talk to you anymore. I’m going to read a book.
I replied: Don't Ah, have you chat with me? I've been waiting for a long time, but I still haven't replied
I sent another one: Sister, you said there is sn in law, why didn't I believe it? Still no reply
Until 11:30, my mother-in-law came out to cook, but she still didn't reply to me
This made me deeply upset. I didn't know what was wrong, but then I thought about it, after all, I added my mother-in-law's WeChat and I would have the opportunity in the future.
OK, I admit that I am just like that, but I still have hope that I will let my mother-in-law take care of me
Wu Fen watched "You from the Stars" with great enthusiasm, and I couldn't raise my interest in these soap operas at all, so I told Wu Fen that I was too tired and I had to lie down first.
Although Wu Fen was dissatisfied, she didn't bear to see me being really tired, so she asked me to go and rest first.
Close the door, lying on the warm bed, recalling what happened today, my heart felt sweet. I wonder what my mother-in-law was thinking about at the moment, and would she happen to be thinking about what happened today.
I even had such an impulse to see what my mother-in-law was doing, but my reason and courage still made me lie on the bed obediently
After thinking about it, I didn't feel sleepy, so I searched for various web pages or official accounts related to mature women, and looked at some photos of mature women on it. Except for a few that made me feel amazing, most of them were not as good-looking as my mother-in-law or Aunt Zhu.
Despite this, I continued to search and kept hunting, and my little brother was ready to move.
Inadvertently I found a public account called "Flirting with a mature beauty". In addition to the same pictures of mature women, there are screenshots of chat records for hooking up with a mature woman. I briefly read one or two chat records. The naked chat content of the two people on it made my heart burn instantly. I immediately made a decision, and I also want to hook up with my mother-in-law like this, as a stranger.
Log out and flirt with a familiar beauty. I remembered a WeChat account I used a long time ago. Although it has not been useful for a long time, almost all my accounts and passwords are the same, so I quickly logged in.
I added my mother-in-law's WeChat ID with full of longing. After a minute, I still didn't respond
I've posted Hello, continue to add
Another minute later, still no response
I posted a long night, can I talk? I continued to add it, but I still didn't respond. I knew that my mother-in-law must have not fallen asleep at this time, because when I just entered my room, I saw that she did not turn off the lights through the door, and I couldn't help but feel frustrated.
But I quickly comforted myself. Did my mother-in-law not pay attention to reading the book? It was not until more than ten minutes later that I still didn't get a response. I realized that my mother-in-law is the kind of conservative woman who doesn't like to deal with strangers, so I definitely won't add strangers' WeChat messages randomly.
I can't help feeling upset when I think about it this way. It would be great if my mother-in-law and Aunt Zhu are the same as Aunt Zhu, and her personality is more open. By the way, Aunt Zhu, my head was inspired and suddenly I thought that Aunt Zhu was on the train at the moment, and the journey would be boring. Why not add her and see the reaction. If you add it, it would be better to practice it.
Thinking of this, I immediately took action, searched Aunt Zhu's mobile phone number, and typed: Hello, someone nearby, and then send an add request
Soon, the phone rang and Aunt Zhu added me as a friend and sent me a message: ?
I was surprised and happy for a moment, afraid of revealing the stuff, but I quickly calmed down. After all, I haven't used this WeChat account for a long time, there is no update in the circle of friends, and my avatar is just Pikachu
Aunt Zhu definitely doesn't know it's me
Looking at Aunt Zhu's avatar with her breasts exposed, I decided to tease her carefully and see if she is really as sexy as the outside world rumored. I typed it and sent it over: Beauty, what does your question mark mean?
Aunt Zhu replied: Are you?
I replied: I am a man who passed by you in your previous life and wiped his shoulders all his shattered.
Aunt Zhu replied: How to say this
I replied: It is said that 500 times of looking back in the previous life, but I only passed by this life. We took the same train today. How many billions of times did we look back in the previous life? We changed the same train in the previous life, and we only changed the same train in the previous life.
Aunt Zhu replied: Are you teasing little girls like this? I'm not a little girl
I thought of Aunt Zhu's slutty look at her smile at the moment, and I felt a little relieved and became bolder. She didn't know me anyway, she just blocked me. I replied: I don't know if you are a little girl, but I know you will be my woman
Aunt Zhu replied immediately: Get out
I reply: Then I'll go to your carriage, which carriage are you in?
Aunt Zhu replied: Carriage No. 10, come and see me, I won’t beat you
I decided to tease Aunt Zhu. After a while, I replied to Aunt Zhu: I was in carriage No. 10, I didn't see you
Aunt Zhu said: I'm here, 047
To be honest, I don’t know if she is in the car 10, 047. If she is really there, then Aunt Zhu is really as rumored by the outside world. She is so sexy. A strange man dares to meet easily. If she wants to change to my mother-in-law and beat her to death, she won’t tell you this.
I deliberately pretended to be very angry and said: I just looked at it. There is a woman, but the difference between you and your avatar is too big. Your avatar is so beautiful. You are a scammer. Why don’t you die? Ah
Aunt Zhu replied: My avatar is me, why are you scolding me? I am a sleeper here, I sit in the seat on this aisle, and I don’t see anyone coming here.
I guess although Aunt Zhu was scolded by me, she was not angry judging from the messages she sent. I guess my trick worked. On the surface, it was scolding her, but in fact it was praise for her. This slut should like to satisfy her vanity in this way.
I replied in a pretense surprise: Ah? The No. 10 car here is a hard seat. Isn’t we the same train?
Aunt Zhu replied: I went to Jiangxi, aren’t you?
I replied: I went from Hunan to Beijing, no, it seems that the two of us were passing by the train, and the sparks were created.
Aunt Zhu replied: Haha, that's really fate
I replied: Then do you still want to smoke me, a man who is destined to be with you? A woman who is destined to be with you?
Aunt Zhu replied: You will know if you come here and try it.
I reply: You will definitely not be willing to smoke me
Aunt Zhu replied: How can I see it
I replied: Because I am a half-immortal
Aunt Zhu: Oh, I'm still half immortal, then you can do it for me
I reply: OK Ah, what is it
Aunt Zhu replied: Whatever you want, you can count on whatever you want. As long as I can be sure, I will believe you, and if I don’t know, I will beat you
I replied: OK Ah, then I'll be fine with what clothes you wore today
Aunt Zhu replied: I believe you have a ghost
I reply: You are so wise and coaxing, let me see, today you are wearing a professional suit, wearing stockings, and red high heels. What you are proud of is your figure, so you wear this way, your figure is fully highlighted, making countless men obsessed
Aunt Zhu replied: Hooligan I think she must be looking around at this moment, wanting to see if someone is observing her
I replied: Don't look around. Now believe it or not, I'm a half-immortal. I can know that you are wearing red underwear
Aunt Zhu replied: Is there such a magical one?
I reply: Let's believe it now, the goddess of red underwear
Actually, I thought to myself that it was because when I was having dinner in Wanda Plaza today, I saw your slutty pussy and the tight red underwear on the outside of the bread.
Aunt Zhu said: I won’t talk about these things anymore, let’s talk about something else
Seeing Aunt Zhu say this, I don’t force it. After all, it’s better to click on it as soon as possible, otherwise it will easily arouse her plans and disgust.
In this way, I chatted with Aunt Zhu, talking about her family, her work, and some things. Through chatting, I felt that Aunt Zhu was really talkative and could make jokes. She was also very happy when she was making a yellow joke occasionally. I couldn't help but feel a bit of affection for Aunt Zhu. Such a woman and her mother-in-law seemed to be completely from two planets.
The chat was almost eleven o'clock, and I stopped the chat on the grounds that I had to go to bed tomorrow morning.
Wu Fen thought I fell asleep early, held my firm little brother in his hand, and said to himself: Silly husband, I really feel wronged.
I listened next to me, feeling guilty hitting my heart, but I continued to pretend to be asleep
After a while, Wu Fen fell asleep. When she heard her breathing evenly, I couldn't sleep. I picked up my phone, but my mother-in-law still didn't add me, and I didn't have the desire to continue chatting with Aunt Zhu at this moment.
I opened the official account of "Famous Beautiful" and read the chat history of this official account. I left a message asking: What should I do if I don't pay attention to it if I add a friend and ignore it.
Then I was thinking about what happened to me recently with my mother-in-law
In my dream, I dreamed that my mother-in-law was sobbing softly. I asked her with heartache why she cried, but my mother-in-law ignored me. I wanted to reach out to touch my mother-in-law's face full of tears, but my hands and arms felt like an electric shock. Then my mother-in-law's face was close and her red face was so red from crying that it made me feel very heartbroken. Slowly, I watched my mother-in-law's face gradually fade until it disappeared.
After waking up, Wu Fen was not around. I thought he should have gone to the company early as usual.
I thought about my dream last night, feeling sad
Then I quickly put on my clothes and went to the living room. I didn't see my mother-in-law. The door of my mother-in-law's room was opened and it was not inside.
I suddenly became anxious, thinking about the dream last night, which was definitely not a good sign.
I called my mother-in-law's cell phone, but it was not until I got connected. I asked impatiently: Where are you, Mom
My mother-in-law's gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: Xiao Li, what's wrong? Mom is buying vegetables
I feel relaxed like never. I have always been an impatient person, and it seems that only my mother-in-law can calm me down
I said: It's okay, I just had a dream, dreaming that my mother left me
Mother-in-law said: Silly child, why don’t you want me? Don’t think too much about it. Do you wash or not? If you don’t have it, go wash up. Mom will go home soon and bring you a delicious breakfast.
I said: OK. I hung up the phone and went to wash up. I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that I didn’t know when I started. I relied on my mother-in-law so much. I smiled bitterly, I don’t know if this is good or bad
After washing up, I saw that my mother-in-law had not come back yet, so I opened WeChat and saw that she had a familiar beauty and replied to me. It said: If you are an acquaintance, it is easy to do. The content of the greeting should be based on her interests and hobbies. The most important thing is to be persevering.
When I saw this, I felt it was boring. Anyone would say anything that was empty, so I deleted this information so that Wu Fen would not see it
I opened another WeChat message again, and Aunt Zhu did not take the initiative to look for me, which surprised me a little. Thinking of her such a coquettish woman, she had such a happy chat yesterday, but today she didn't take the initiative to look for me, but soon after, she thought that there were probably many men around this slutty woman, not one that was not inferior to me.
Looking at her circle of friends, the earliest news was posted at around 7 o'clock in the morning. Is it better to write about her home? The picture shows her full-body photo at Ganzhou Railway Station, with her arms spreading and her two big breasts pushing her shirt off.
From this point of view, Aunt Zhu's two breasts are indeed very big
I commented below: It makes people think of it, good morning, big breasted beauty, then closed the WeChat message and waited for my mother-in-law to come back
After about ten minutes, I heard my mother-in-law inserting the key into the door outside, so I hurriedly got up to greet her.
When I opened the door and saw my mother-in-law's beautiful face, I felt like I had a long time to meet again. I leaned over and took my mother-in-law's bag and smelled the faint fragrance on my mother-in-law's body. My little brother unconsciously felt like he was ready to move. Fortunately, I was wearing jeans today, and it was not obvious when I stood up straight. I just felt that I was bound and hurt a little.
My mother-in-law changed her shoes and walked into the house, took off her long red woolen jacket, and said while taking it off: It's still comfortable at home, it's getting colder outside, and the weather in Beijing is unbearable
I said: Mom, you're cold now, and it'll be better in two months
I watched my mother-in-law take off her coat and a white sweater, showing her two meat balls very well. The black trousers made my mother-in-law's legs look longer, and I couldn't help feeling rippling, and my little brother felt even more uncomfortable.
My mother-in-law said that she saw me staring at her and said: Why are you so stupid? I haven't seen the beauty Ah before
After saying that, I laughed and my face turned red. If it were before, my mother-in-law would have said this, her whole face would have been red to the bottom of her ears. If it were before, my mother-in-law would have said this,
I said: It's Ah, mom, you have such a good figure, so you won't be able to see Ah
My mother-in-law said: Don’t be poor, go and eat quickly, it’s not delicious when it’s cold, and then muttered: I’m here to Beijing, stay at home every day, and I’ve all gained weight.
Not to mention, my mother-in-law has been here for so long, and she is indeed a little fatter than when she first came, and her face is even more bloody
I said: It's Ah, it's better to be fat, it looks so good that Ah looks young
As I said that, I walked to the sofa and put the breakfast on the coffee table. When I opened it, I saw that it was wontons. The fragrance was so strong that I felt even hungry. My little brother was not as strong as before.
My mother-in-law said: I also plan to practice yoga and lose weight
I said: Mom, I think you are just idle. This figure is pretty good. I like Ah very much. It’s not good to be too thin.
My mother-in-law said: What's the use of asking you to like? I think it's better to lose weight.
I sighed: It seems that all women in the world are family, and my mother is also a beauty lover
Then I scooped a Chaos with a spoon and stuffed it into my mouth. Maybe I was too hungry, so I was just talking to my mother-in-law. I forgot that the wontons were still very hot. After stuffing them in, it made my tongue burn so hard.
He hurriedly started to scream, and while shouting, he pushed his tongue against wontons, trying to reduce the damage to my tongue.
My mother-in-law came over anxiously, quickly put her tender palms on my mouth, and said a little angry: You are stupid, you are about to spit it out, how old is you, I don't pay attention to eating wontons
Even though I was angry, I could hear my mother-in-law's heartache
I couldn't stand the pain and didn't care about anything else. I spit the wontons I was holding onto my mother-in-law's palm and exhale loudly inhale
Seeing my appearance, my mother-in-law laughed loudly. I felt embarrassed when she laughed. I said: Mom, do you still have a conscience? I'm so hot, you still laugh at me.
My mother-in-law said: I will give you a long memory and I will not dare to eat wontons like this in the future. As she said that, she reached out her other hand: Look at you, you spit all your saliva on your mother's hand, and you have your chin, don't move, mom wipes you
Then I wiped my chin with another one. When my mother-in-law's white and tender little hand moved, I could smell the smell of the big treasure SOD on my hand.
After wiping, my mother-in-law threw the wontons into the trash can and went to wash her hands. I wiped my mouth with a tissue, and then I thought of one thing, that is, why did my mother-in-law be so anxious just now, and didn't use tissue to wipe me.
Then I thought about it, maybe Wu Fen used to be like this, she was used to it.
After washing his hands, my mother-in-law came to the living room. Gentle and softly said with a little bit of blame: Eat slowly, I will never buy wontons for you in the future.
I sat on the sofa and said: Well, I don’t want to eat wontons anymore. My mother made a hundred times better than this one
My mother-in-law smiled and said: Come on, let me taste a wonton and see if it is sweet, how can I make my mouth so sweet
When I heard my mother-in-law say this, my heart was infinitely sweet. I scooped up a chaos, put one hand under it to prevent it from falling off, and said to my mother-in-law: Mom, it's really sweet, try it
My mother-in-law said: Don’t mess around, there is no chaos that is sweet, it’s not a dumpling
I looked very serious, then blew the Chaos and said: Yes, mom, it's really sweet, you can try it
My mother-in-law said: How is that possible? Although they also have dumplings, they won’t make mistakes about salt and sugar.
I said: Mom, come and try it if you don’t believe me. As I said that, I stood up
At this time, my mother-in-law and I were standing face to face. She was half a head shorter than me. I handed the spoon to my mother-in-law's mouth and continued to put the other hand below to prevent the wonton from falling. I said: Mom, it's cold now, it won't be like I did just now. Do you want to taste it? Is it sweet?
I saw my mother-in-law blinking her eyes, and she drew a thin eyeliner, which made her look charming and charming
My mother-in-law opened her mouth skeptical, and I fed Chaos to her
Seeing that my mother-in-law had already put Chaos in her mouth, I smiled and said: Are you good, the one who loves to eat is the good baby
Before my mother-in-law could chew, she knew that I was joking with her and wanted to come and pinch me. I didn't resist or avoid it, let her pinch me.
After pinching it for a few seconds, she let go. This woman is the same, with a huge momentum. She really lets her pinch it, and she can't bear to use force.
I said: Mom, is it delicious?
My mother-in-law is a well-educated woman, so she usually doesn't speak when she has something in her mouth. This time, I saw her red face slowly chewing wontons until she swallowed them all, and then rolled her eyes and said to me: Stop joking with your mother, eat quickly, I'm going to the kitchen to work hard
Seeing my mother-in-law going to the kitchen, I guess she was embarrassed. I felt extremely excited inside. The moment I just fed my mother-in-law to eat chaos, I really felt an unprecedented feeling of heart.
I decided that no matter what, I would capture my lovely mother-in-law, even if it is difficult to tolerate, even if there is no place to die, even if there is no place to bury me.
After eating wontons quickly, I thought about how to capture the fortress of my mother-in-law. After all, it is definitely unrealistic to express my feelings directly, and I will be disgusted by my mother-in-law. I will always be alert to my relationship with me in the future, which is counterproductive.
After thinking about it, the only way is to use another WeChat to forge an identity and get to know my mother-in-law slowly, making her fall in love with the fake me
But now she doesn't want to add my WeChat, which is really annoying.
I suddenly thought of the reply from the official account of the newly deleted beauties, saying that I should meet his preferences. Although it is a bit fake and empty, I can try it.
My mother-in-law is a person who likes reading books. She is also very knowledgeable and fond of ancient poetry. This may be a breakthrough.
Seeing my mother-in-law busy in the kitchen, I felt extremely happy and melancholy
Suddenly I remembered a poem I had read before, called "Feng Qiu Huáng". I couldn't help but have an idea and hurriedly logged on to the WeChat account, added my mother-in-law's account, and wrote: There is a beauty, I will never forget it when I see it.
Then send
Seeing the cell phone placed on the dining table by my mother-in-law Dingdong, I knew that my mother-in-law had received it, and I couldn't help but bump into the deer in my heart. But at this moment, my mother-in-law was still busy in the kitchen and didn't hear the sound of the cell phone.
After about ten minutes, my mother-in-law picked up the good dishes and came out of the kitchen. She picked up her cell phone and asked me: I finished eating Ah
I said: Yes, mom, your cell phone rang just now, has anyone called you
My mother-in-law looked at her phone and said: No, someone I don’t know sent me a WeChat message, you can watch TV, mom goes into the room to read the book, and I will make delicious food for you later
I pretended to be idle and said: OK, actually, I have already felt the turbulent and courageous heart. I think my mother-in-law will definitely not reply to me again
My mother-in-law walked into her bedroom, and just as I felt a deep frustration, my phone rang out with a dingdong.
I saw that my mother-in-law had added me as a friend on the screen, and she also sent a message: I haven't seen you for a day, I'm thinking like crazy. You are very persistent, why do you keep adding me
My heart seems to be about to jump out. If someone wins 5 million lottery, it should be my mood at this moment.
I replied: It’s just that you are very destined to look at your avatar, so I want to add you, I don’t want to miss an opportunity
After waiting for a long time, my mother-in-law replied: Many people say that my avatar is rustic, what is the chance, what is your name?
I calmed down and replied: I will naturally tell you in the future, my surname is Yang, and my single name is Tao.
Mother-in-law: Yang Tao? My name is Li Tao, haha
I felt regretful when I saw my mother-in-law sending this. I used to using the fake name Yang Tao when I was picking up girls in the post bar, so I naturally told my mother-in-law.
But I never thought that this would greatly increase the possibility of misleading
Although I blame myself and my heartbeat, I still pretended to be relaxed and said: No, you have sn in law? How old are you
Mother-in-law replied: It is impolite to ask a woman about her age. Forget it, I won’t talk to you anymore. I’m going to read a book.
I replied: Don't Ah, have you chat with me? I've been waiting for a long time, but I still haven't replied
I sent another one: Sister, you said there is sn in law, why didn't I believe it? Still no reply
Until 11:30, my mother-in-law came out to cook, but she still didn't reply to me
This made me deeply upset. I didn't know what was wrong, but then I thought about it, after all, I added my mother-in-law's WeChat and I would have the opportunity in the future.
OK, I admit that I am just like that, but I still have hope that I will let my mother-in-law take care of me
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