Chapter 1 I can't kill you

This scared Lai Siguang. While he shouted, he pulled his wife up and ran away: I'm here to help you see a doctor, why are you still beating Ah?

Ermazi was so angry that he picked up the thing and smashed it at them, without any scruples.

I've never seen such a person, it's unreasonable

Lai Siguang's wife looked at the ungrateful Ermazi and got into the car.

The two drove away and almost fell into the puddle in panic.

Seeing the two of them running away in panic, Feng Mei pulled Ermazi and said: Husband, why are you so stupid? Why don’t you let him go after taking medicine? This is too cheap.

Ermazi looked at her viciously and said: Why are you so worried? I will die of Ah? Otherwise, I will give you the medicine and let you take it for a few days to try it.

After saying that, throw the shovel on the ground

When Feng Mei saw that he had gone away, she cursed in a low voice: What a thing, don’t throw shovels if you have the courage!

After scolding, I picked up the shovel and entered the door

Ma San felt very unhappy at this time. He was so angry that he thought of Feng Mei's proud look.

He pulled a bamboo chair and sat in the yard in a daze. At this time, two faithful geese moved over again and rubbed their hard mouths on his arm

Ma San looked back at the blinking goose and thought to himself: It's better to goose, just give it food, and you also know how to repay your kindness.

When I think of repaying my kindness, Ma San thought of the lady Xiaohong he found when he picked up 100 yuan on the road.

People often say: If you receive a favor from someone to sing water, you should repay it with a spring of water, but this is not the case for him.

If Xiaohong is kind to him, this is right. Without Xiaohong, there would be no such happy and carefree life as he has now.

But it is really a risky thing to repay his kindness. Who knows what will happen when he sees Xiaohong?

He doesn't want to be a beggar that is despised by thousands of people anymore

Last time I asked Wu Youyong, he said Xiaohong was still there

She seemed like an irregular time bomb, and it exploded at some point, so he was afraid of the restaurant.

While thinking about things, Ma San touched the necks of two slender gooses. The two gooses seemed to be his children, enjoying his touching.

While Ma San was thinking, another person ran over at the door, shouting: Help Ah! Doctor Quan, Ermazi is going to kill me

It was Feng Mei who came, and she fell on Ma San in a hurry

The two geese were so scared that they quickly pulled their necks out, shook them a few times, quacked a few times, then pecked at Feng Mei's back

Feng Mei, who felt the violent pain, screamed. At this time, Ermazi just caught up and cursed in anger: You bitch, as soon as you arrived at someone's house, you threw yourself into your arms! He said, have you ever done something shameful?

Ma Sanyi was very angry when he heard this, so he pushed Feng Mei to the ground and said: I said Ermazi, can you pass through your brain? Did you eat shit in your mouth? It smells so bad! I don't even want your wife to give it to me.

you!

If you have something to do, say it, leave quickly, you are not welcome here

Ma San issued an order to expel guests

At this time, Feng Mei got up from the ground and said: Ermazi, aren’t you here to get the medicine? Why are you still quarreling with others?

Ermazi reacted when she heard Feng Mei's words: Oh! Quanjin, prescribe some medicine for me, my stomach hurts, and if you pull it again, you will die.

When Ma Sanyi heard this, he snorted: What? I didn’t hear clearly that you said your stomach hurts? The voice was so loud just now, not like a sick person!

I am really sick, but I was fucked by that rehabilitation clinic. I was originally treating my teeth, but I couldn't stand it. I will never go to his place to see a doctor again. I just got the medicine here. There are two little lambs in our family who are also having diarrhea. How much does it cost to get the medicine together?

Ma San looked at Ermazi with disapproval and said: What money does Ah need? It's free to go there, everyone in our village has gone.

Haha, don’t joke, I don’t have money these two days, but I’m going to die! If this continues, I’ll be done. I have old people above and young people below, so I can’t fall down!

Ma San pointed at him and scolded: You don’t know how to blush when you speak? Do you think I am from another place? Your parents have been buried for many years and are still old, and your baby is still in someone else’s stomach!

Ermazi smiled and said: Didn’t he get old before? You see, because we have known each other for so long, okay! If you don’t stop diarrhea, my intestines are really coming out.

Ma San thought: Forget it, now is the time to win people's hearts, how can you care about these things?

Let's take a look for you. When Ermazi heard this, he burst into laughter. He came over to hug Ma San and talked and laughed.

Ma San smelled the stinking on his body and pushed him away and said: Go away, there is a basin of water there, go wash it

OK, as long as you are willing to treat me, anything will do

As soon as he finished speaking, Ma San regretted it and hurriedly said: Wait a moment, don’t wash it first, you can go back to your house to wash it after the injection.

You really think about it, how can a doctor do this? I'm pooping, it won't be contagious, don't worry

As he said that, Ermazi put his hands in the washbasin and washed it

After taking the medicine, Ermazi happily went home with Feng Mei, and it seemed that she would get better soon.

After a few days of calm, the number of patients gradually increased. Ma San didn't rest until the afternoon. When he was about to get some delicious food to reward himself, a burst of laughter came from the door, which scared him.

Ma San looked around and was the second Ma Zi he didn't want to see the least

What's wrong, something is wrong?

Ermazi smiled, looked at the beef on the plate, reached out to pinch a piece and said: It’s nothing, it’s coming when you smell the fragrance. Today is good!

Have you eaten yours?

not yet

Ermazi smiled slightly

You are so thick-skinned, what's the matter? If you have nothing to do, go back quickly. I've been busy all day and I haven't eaten anything!

Ermazi had no intention of leaving at all. He looked at the food Masan was making and wiped the corner of his mouth and said: Look at you who are quite lonely alone. Do you want me to be loyal to accompany the gentleman and have some wine with you?

Who wants you to drink with me? I'm not a gentleman, you can do whatever you should do

As he said that, Ma San pushed Ermazi

You are really! I actually ate it. I came here because you were so bored alone.

Thank you for your kindness, please leave quickly, don't affect my appetite

Just as the two were arguing, the sound of horns came from outside

When Ma San was pricking up his ears and listening, he saw Ermazi reach out and grab a few pieces of beef and ran away. He was so angry that he chased him out: If you do this, I won’t help you treat you in the future, so that you will die early.

Ermazi ran faster than rabbits. When Masan chased him to the side of the road, he heard that it was not the sound of his village's horn, but the sound of a silver-white van parked at the intersection.

It's really a ghost!

Why is Lai Siguang back?

This time I want to see what the other party is doing

At this time, many people gathered at the intersection. Lai Siguang got out of the car, shouted with a loudspeaker, and was holding a large stack of business cards to send to everyone.

Lai Siguang sent it and said: Everyone has put away the cards, and I have my phone number on it. If anyone is sick, they can call us. We will have a special car to pick you up and drop you off. Although our clinic has been framed by others, I believe that the eyes of the masses are sharp. We will impress everyone with our sincerity, serve everyone at the lowest price in the city, solve everyone's worries and problems, and make everyone healthy. Remember that not only free pick-up and drop-off, but also to thank everyone for their kindness for us, we are preparing to offer another three-day discount. For free treatment, villagers who have not seen the disease can try it. If there is another accident this time, we are willing to compensate with cash...

As soon as these words came out, the villagers kept saying: Is this true? It won’t be the same as last time, right?

Maybe, but they run clinics and don’t joke about their lives, right?

Maybe there is a bad idea! The clinic is so big, how can I afford to support Ah without making some unscrupulous money? I don’t believe it. If you tried it there, I will go again

When Ma San heard this, he wanted to vomit blood and thought to himself: How could this guy be so troubled?

You can think of any tricks, now use pick-up and drop-off services as bait

This time, Ma San was really stunned. He couldn't think of any good countermeasures for a while. He could only silently pray that everyone would not be confused by Lai Siguang's evil words.

At this time, Lai Siguang seemed to be fighting with him on purpose. As soon as Ma San looked up, he saw Lai Siguang laughing at him. His face seemed to be determined to win.

Ma Yi Er pushed the crowd away and squeezed in. He smiled at him, saying: Your discounts have scared the people in our village. Is it really a monster in your clinic? Otherwise, how could it be so good? Let's watch movies for three days, see a free medical treatment, and give free medicine. Although it almost killed people, this time I came to another free pick-up and drop-off. Is it because our village is so peaceful and you feel sorry for Ah?

Lai Siguang never expected that Ma San would say such words, and he was so angry that he was so angry that he stared at him.

He suppressed his anger and said: Doctor Quan, I know you have any objections to me, but you don’t have to slander me like this, right? Our clinic has never had anyone killed anyone, and that’s all rumor. As for this series of discounts, it’s all for convenience. And we only have free for three days, not forever. Don’t understand the mistakes, okay?

At this time, Mengyao also came over, pulled Ma San for a moment, and whispered: Brother Jin, don’t make trouble here, okay? We have been open for a week and have no business at all. If this continues, we will be dead. Please, please

Looking at the big breasts rubbing against my own, the masan was so bad that he thought: You little traitor, sooner or later, I will make you a tool to help me get rid of him.

Thinking of this, Ma San also whispered to Mengyao: Mengyao, don’t worry, I listen to you, but if I don’t make trouble, how do you express Ah?

As he spoke, he looked at her badly

Why are you doing this? This requires conditions? Really! You men are so kind

Ma San deliberately widened his eyes and looked at the obvious cleavage and said: It's Ah, I'm a man!

Mengyao snorted, covered her chest with her hands and said: I really admire you if I think about it again! I used to think that you are different from others, but now it seems like a bird.

She got into the car as she said

At this time, Lai Siguang was still trying hard to explain, and the villagers were half-believing and half-doubting.

Because there are still many villages to promote, they walked around the street and walked to the neighboring village.

Ma San looked at them far away, thinking in his heart whether Mengyao would automatically come to the door.

At this time, the people in the village did not go home and were still chatting

This time, Ermazi focused on Ma San and said how good he was in front of others, making Ma San feel embarrassed and thought: Since you performed well this time, I will be nice to you next time.

The second master looked at Ermazi and smiled happily: n Yimazi, what's wrong with you today?

How do you say good things about Quanjin?

Ermazi smiled and said: Ermai, I have always respected Doctor Quan very much. Like you, you were just joking before, how could you take it seriously? To be honest, you must not go to the place for medical treatment, it will kill people! Just two days ago, he lied to my wife and said he would pick me up for free to see me. My intestines were almost pulled out, so how could he dare to ask him to see him? Looking at his car was like a funeral...

When everyone heard this, they laughed and told the truth, Ermazi really lost a lot of weight

As soon as Ermazi's words came out, how many people responded

That's right, I don't dare to go there now

At this time, Liu Mang came out of nowhere and shouted: What do you really know? You people are ignorant. This kind of pick-up service has been popular outside for a long time. But you have never seen it and you have a advantage. You are such a fool. If you don’t believe it, I will go there and set a precedent for you to see.

Ermazi pushed him and said: Are you nervous? Why are you crooked your elbows out?

When Quan Liu Mang heard this, he shouted: You are really, what kind of arm is turning out? There is no free entry there, and I won’t give me any discount. I have to call him uncle, see how good he is, the clinic is so clean, and there is a beautiful sister. I have to go and see if I am not sick.

I think you must have collected other people's money and asked you to be a lobbyist to see your bear-like look and want to see your beautiful sister. No matter how beautiful she is, she will not hold your hand.

The second master laughed loudly, stretched his thumbs to Ma San, and said: Go in and win the hearts of the people! Haha

Ma San was also very happy, he didn't expect this effect

When night fell, Ma San thought of relaxing everywhere after eating. Without Kong Cui in front of him, he seemed to have no companion, but he could not blatantly walk with other people's wife in his own village, so he didn't ride his car, so he wandered around the roadside. After a while, the moon quietly showed his head and shone on the ditch cover.

After the second master finished his meal at home, he didn't know what to do, so he kept hiccups

The second grandma looked at him burping and said: You won’t let you eat so many fried dough sticks, you won’t listen. Is it better now? I can’t digest it, drink more water.

As he said that, he brought a bowl of water to his second master.

The second master said with a clear throat: It's okay, maybe I got the trachea, so Qingqing is fine

After the second grandma packed up the table and chairs, she pulled a stool and sat next to the second master, patting him on the back

What's the case?

Better

The second master touched his neck while talking, as if he was very uncomfortable

On this hot day, why are you still so tightly?

As he said that, the second grandma reached out to unbutton his collar

The second master seemed to be quite avoiding being unbuttoned. He saw her hand reaching to his collar and hurriedly pulled it with his hand.

Second grandma was also anxious: You old man are still afraid that I will see Ah? Where did you have never seen Ah before? Let go quickly

At this moment, the second master hiccupped a few more times and said: Don’t touch me, there are stars in front of you

When the second grandma heard this, she laughed and said: I'm still the moon!

After saying that, she felt the second master leaning towards her.

Don't do this, it's bad to let others see it, it's so ugly

The second grandma thought he was not serious again, so she pushed his head, but when the push was made, the second grandma suddenly slid off the stool. She was so scared that she pushed him with her hands and whispered: Old man, what's wrong with you, old man?

The second master fell to the ground and didn't move, but it scared the second grandma. She screamed a few times and started crying.

My son is not at home, what should I do?

She walked around the yard for a few times before she thought about looking for Ma San

She immediately ran to Masan's house, but she was very scared, afraid that the second master would die before her, so how could she go in the future?

The second grandma ran and shouted for help. Jiang Yin happened to go home. She quickly walked up and asked: Second grandma, what's wrong? What's wrong?

The second grandma grabbed Jiang Yin's hand like a headless fly and said: Jiang Yin, can you help me find Doctor All? Second Master fainted, I was afraid that he would leave like this. What's the point of leaving me an old woman? Ah...

As he said, he had snot and tears

Jiang Yin was frightened when she heard this. She didn't have time to think about it, so she helped her second grandma and hurried to Masan's house.

At night, the road was high and low, and the two of them walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow

When they arrived at Ma San's doorstep, the two were stunned. Why wasn't anyone at home?

Jiang Yin couldn't care about so much, so he started shouting, but after calling for a long time, no one opened the door. This made the second grandma very anxious

The second grandma sat on the ground crying and said: What should I do? I am a pity old man, what did your son raise? I didn't stay there when I needed him...

Jiang Yin was also anxious, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed and said: By the way, don’t each of our families have a business card? Why don’t you call the village chief?

The second grandma said as if she had caught a life-saving straw and said: Yes, then let's go to the village chief's house soon.

After walking two steps, the second grandma's legs became a little weak. Jiang Yin quickly said: Second grandma, don't leave, I'll go by myself, it's faster.

OK, I'll trouble you, thank you

Jiang Yin couldn't care about so much, so he ran away, and took out the business card from his pocket while running.

After a while, a car rushed over and stopped in front of the second master's house.

Lai Siguang immediately carried the second master onto a stretcher with his wife, transported it to the car, and drove it to the clinic.

There are almost no people along the way, so the journey is quite smooth

But just turned to an intersection, a staggering person blocked his way, and seemed to be drunk

Lai Siguang was also anxious. This was the first emergency patient he had picked up, so he could not delay any more.

But the man in front of him was walking upside down, and the car was almost next to the person. He had no intention of avoiding it yet, so Lai Siguang hurriedly stopped.

When he recognized this person, he felt angry and shouted: Quanjin, what do you want to do? The old man selling fried dough sticks is almost out of his way, you are still making trouble here

Ma Sanyi was shocked when he heard this. He originally wanted to pretend to be drunk and tease Lai Siguang, but he didn't expect that it was the second master in the car.

Ma San rubbed his eyes hard. Before he could speak, he was pushed to the wheat field aside by Lai Siguang. He sat down without paying attention.

Brother Jin, are you okay?

When Ma Sanyi heard this, he hurriedly said: Jiang Yin, why are you in the car?

At this time, the second grandma quickly added: Quanjin, if it weren't for Xiaoyin, your second master might have died.

Stop talking, time is precious, sit down

As soon as Lai Siguang finished speaking, the car drove away, and then Ma San was left.

He looked at the smoke and dust and felt very uncomfortable, thinking: It would be better if someone has a car

I don't know what happened to the second master, it should be very serious

There are no medical equipment at home, so I'm really behind

Judging from this situation, if I don't work harder, I'll be done

Thinking of this, Ma San was anxious and suddenly remembered that he also graduated from a regular school.

By the way, where is the graduation certificate?

Thinking of this, he wanted to look for it and read it all again

Once you have money, get some equipment and reorganize it

Having thoughts and getting faster, Ma San hurriedly went home and flipped through the bookcase, but he couldn't find his graduation certificate after rummaging over and over again.

It's really strange, where did you put it?

The hope that had just risen was suddenly shattered, and Ma San thought: Could it be that there is really no chance to turn things around?

Thinking of this, he searched it again inside and outside, but still found nothing

He was so tired that he was sweating profusely and thought to himself: Forget it, go and ask your wife tomorrow!

Did she put such an important thing away?

Ma San took a shower and lay on the bed thinking that maybe Mengyao would come to him after a while. The more he thought about it, he became happier, humming a song and looking at medical books

But Mengyao couldn't wait on the left and right, and he fell asleep in a daze before he knew it.

The sky is just dawn

Ma San was woken up by a shout

He pricked up his ears and listened. It turned out that it was Lai Siguang who was promoting it again. This made Ma San very angry. What was even more annoying was that this guy stopped beside his house and kept broadcasting.

Ma San picked up a few pieces of soil and climbed onto the roof.

He could see clearly on the roof, and not telling the sound of the horn, Lai Siguang was still talking nonstop

Early in the morning, everyone is at home, so our rehabilitation clinic will help you with some health guidance. Some people say what kind of guidance can be given in health? In fact, there is a deep knowledge here, how deep is it? Look north, there is a big pit, which is deeper than that pit...

At this time, the early people gathered around and laughed when they heard his words.

Eat well in the morning, eat full at noon, and eat less at night, but no matter how busy or tired you are, you must be regular. One meal or two meals are okay, but over time, your body will experience subtle changes in fatigue, weakness, pale face and thinness, etc.

Before he finished speaking, something fell down right above and hit Lai Siguang's toe

Although it was a block of soil, it was still very powerful. Lai Siguang picked up his feet and shouted.

He raised his head and looked up, and saw Ma San smiling at him

If you have cultivated it, what kind of good guy is you doing this trick?

Ma San looked at him and said: There is a crow here, and he screams like a dead person every day. I want to drive this dead bird away, but I didn't expect to hit you

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter: Doctor Quan said it well

Ermazi took the lead in applauding. Lai Siguang saw that the people in the village were unreasonable. He put down his legs angrily, got into the car, stretched out his head and said: I am ignorant, I deserve to be sick, I can't tell you what I am good at.

After saying that, he drove away

Yi Erhei said slowly at this time: Look, has the true form been revealed?

Everyone couldn't help but tsk up after hearing this

Quan Liu Mang disagreed and said: You are really ungrateful! If you want me, Ah, I won’t give you discounts, so you don’t have money to see a doctor.

What did you say? Jing is against me

At this time, Ermazi pinched him again

Ma San looked at them very happy and planned to go to Kong Cui to ask about his graduation certificate.

When he rode his bike to the rehabilitation clinic, he suddenly became uneasy when he saw Mengyao sitting inside to see the patient.

Thinking of this, Ma San stepped on the car and rushed to Kong Cui's clothing store.

Just as I walked to the old street, a woman blocked his way

He looked closely and was very happy