Ma San was really shocked after hearing He Liu's words
Both conditions she said were too difficult to achieve. He thought it might be really difficult, but thinking that there might be a way to do so, he told He Liu.
When He Liu heard this, he immediately shook his head and said: If this method fails, it will definitely not work.
Don't worry about whether it succeeds or not, this is guaranteed to be effective
OK, if it does, I promise to repay you with a big gift
He Liu smiled and went home
Ma San is not vague about this matter, because this matter has an undelayed responsibility, and he must settle it no matter what method he uses.
At this time, Xiaobin's house was in a mess.
Xiaobin’s parents scolded Xiaobin over and over again, but what’s the use?
Now Xiaobin's mother said nothing is working. She picked up the incense from the table, lit it, and said, "God, this is our Xiaobin, but you can't watch us make things so difficult, right?" Why do I burn incense and kowtow to You every day? Now I can use You, you should always give me some advice? My son is young, don't be as knowledgeable as him. If you think you have to punish me, I will punish me. Even if I want to live ten years less, I am willing to live ten years less. Yes, it's okay to live ten years less, right?
When Xiaobin heard this, he became popular and said to his mother: Mom, what are you talking about? This is the age of 54 and is superstitious, and it’s useless to say it.
As soon as the words were spoken, Xiaobin's father slapped him on the butt, spit on the ground a few times, and said: Bah, what are you talking about, Ah? There is a god three feet above the ground. Be careful that you will be struck by thunder when you go out one day.
Now, if you weren't naughty, would you let your mother curse herself?
Xiaobin's mother also yelled: Close your stinky mouth and disrespect the gods, you are a thousand-sworded person
After saying that, he quickly turned his head and said: This child is ignorant, don’t pay attention to him. I will repair this kid later. As long as we can get our family affairs over quickly. I will place meat every day, burn incense and kowtow to you every day, okay?
Xiaobin's mother said a lot, and finally finished nagging. Then she glared at Xiaobin fiercely and said: You, if you are disobedient, you will really make it to your door.
Xiaobin snorted and said: Do it, do it myself, mainly because you agree, I will go
As he said that, he stood up, walked to his room, and closed the door hard
What's this called Ah?
Xiaobin's father looked at the closed door
Not you, what kind of Ah it was played?
Depending on what you are saying, what's wrong with me?
Xiaobin's father stared at her with big eyes and said: If I hadn't come to the door, your family would have been absent!
When Xiaobin's mother heard this, she became angry. She picked up a bun on the table and threw it over, saying: Do you still have the face to say? This is the one who came to the door and came to the door, and the stud is about to fall on someone's roots again. Do you still have the nerve to say it?
Xiaobin's father sighed and said: Forget it, your family is just this fate. It's not sweet to make me want to accept my fate. It's very difficult for me to be a home in law. I didn't expect that my son still has this fate. It's so sad! Don't think about it, go to bed early, and you have to get up early to get buns tomorrow!
I'll do you to get it yourself
As he said that, Xiaobin's mother shook her hand and went back to the house, Xiaobin's father followed her in.
After sleeping all night, the alarm rings, Xiaobin's father gets up, quickly put on his clothes, slapped his wife on the butt, and said: Lazy Pig, get up soon
Xiaobin's mother had just fallen asleep and was suddenly woken up by a photo. She suddenly sat up, but she seemed to think of something and lay down again.
I said, child, what's going on with you? Go quickly, don't do business if you can't wait?
Don't do it anymore, yesterday's thing has not happened yet
I said, what's wrong with you, an old woman? If you don't do it, we can't make money. Where can I earn the 200,000 people want? Isn't it necessary to sell a bun and get up quickly? Other people's words are so angry. It's such a woman, no matter whether she dies or lives, her life still has to continue!
As he said that, he put on boxers and stood up
You're heartless
OK, I'm heartless, okay? If you don't go, I'll have to do some
As he said that, he put on his floured work clothes and went downstairs
Not long after, Xiaobin's mother also came down. It seemed that she had figured it out.
Come on, hurry up, there is no difficulty in the world that cannot be overcome. Maybe you burned incense yesterday and moved God, and this matter will be saved.
Do you really think it works? I have been burning incense for more than ten years, but I haven't helped me even a big deal. I don't believe it now
After a while, the first batch of buns were steamed. I could open the door and sell them after waiting. Xiaobin's mother was happy when she thought about the lively scene.
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The knock on the door sounded, someone knocked on the door so early to buy buns, Xiaobin's mother responded hurriedly: Come on, so early, your job is really hard. After eating my buns, I guarantee that you will be comfortable all day...
After saying that, the door opened, but then I saw a man in a Taoist robe
Xiaobin's mother was stunned because she was upset when she saw such people. Now there are many people who fake monks cheat money. She met such people before they opened early in the morning, so she was naturally unhappy.
Before Xiaobin's mother could speak, the Taoist priest spoke first: Donor, I am the Sanqing Taoist from Ziyun Temple in Yuntai Mountain. Today I went to Guidi. I didn't want to run all the way. I was already hungry, so I wanted to...
Do you want to eat buns? You guys don’t do anything every day and live a good life. When you are hungry, you want to eat and open your mouth. I can tell you...
Just when I was about to say there was no way, the Taoist priest narrowed his eyes and said: Donor, don't worry, I see that your seal hall is black and covered with clouds. If you guessed it wrong, something big must have happened to your home, and it will not be solved.
Xiaobin's mother was stunned for a moment and thought to herself: Could it be that she was disrespectful to the gods yesterday, and now she sent immortals to attack them?
Thinking of this, she was so scared that she trembled all over and said hurriedly: Sanqing Taoist, I'm so sorry, I'm not interested, don't be disgusted, aren't you hungry? Come on, this is just released and it's hot!
As he said that, he turned his head and opened the steamer, took five buns and handed them over.
When Xiaobin's father saw it, he immediately shouted: I said, why are you changing so quickly? I just disdained it, now...
Close your crow's mouth, no one thinks you are a mute if you don't speak
She looked at the Taoist priest with a smile. The Taoist priest stretched his eyebrows and smiled kindly. He stroked his beard, held the bun in his hand and looked at it, and smiled faintly.
Thank you, donor, in order to thank you, I will calculate a divination for you
As he said that, he narrowed his eyes and looked like he was thinking hard.
It seems that your son has caused a lot of trouble. Does it make you particularly confused?
As soon as he said that, Xiaobin's mother was frightened. She went over to hold the Taoist priest's hand and kept saying thank you
When the Taoist priest saw it, he was startled and hurriedly pulled away.
Xiaobin's father became popular when he saw it and thought: I have never seen her so passionately when I was with her every day.
Now that someone says something, he takes the initiative to pull someone's hand. It's too much
Child fuck, you...
Sorry, calm, calm, men and women will not be able to get along
As he said that, the Taoist priest automatically let go of her hand and said: Since I have encountered this, I have to think of a solution for you.
That's because he eats others' soft-mouthed people!
Xiaobin's father said angrily
Close your stinky mouth
It's okay, since I'm a stingy person, I'll just be soft! Give me your son's birthday
Xiaobin's mother told him everything as if she was fascinated.
The Taoist squinted his eyes and said: According to the birth date and horoscope, your son's fate is lacking in water. You must find a girl with water for his wife. It is better to be the same height as your son. It is best to have water in the surname. If you can find this girl, not only will the family be prosperous, but the two will be together in the future and will live together. Remember, if otherwise, the business will be indifferent, and you will die in your own family and say goodbye.
After saying that, Xiaobin's father who was remembering was gone at a glance
Xiaobin's mother hadn't remembered it clearly at this time. When she saw the Taoist priest leave, she shouted loudly, but the Taoist priest ignored it and there was no sign of people at once.
Oh, this is really a god. Tell me, I was nagging last night that the gods didn’t work! I came this morning. Is this a coincidence?
She kept spinning around the room, suddenly remembering something, and shouted: It's bad, I forgot everything the Taoist priest said just now.
Xiaobin's father snorted and said: What can you do with your brain? I'll write it down for you and take a look! I think you have really had feelings for the old Taoist priest?
Don't talk nonsense there, isn't you itchy?
Xiaobin's mother took the paper and said to her
Tell me where does this girl look for Ah? This condition is too rude, right? There is also water in this surname, what does Ah mean?
Xiaobin's father smiled and said: I think Xiuxiu is good, He Xiuxiu, He Xiuxiu, why isn't it Heyin? What's in the river?
There are fish in the river
Nonsense, there are fish in the river, you love to eat fish, there are water in the river, stupid
Xiaobin's mother suddenly realized, laughed out loud, and said: Yes, this Taoist priest is so tall, this is called hidden mystery. It seems that this noble person is He Xiuxiu. No, can the others of Xiuxiu be matched? Otherwise, we will go to her house to ask, if the conditions meet, it doesn't matter if my son comes to the door.
Humph, I don’t believe it! You believe it like that in a casual word from this Taoist priest. It’s really immature
Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up
As he said that, he wanted to pull him out
At this time, Xiaobin's father became more and more aggressive and said: Why do you trust people so easily? Didn't he say that if we don't find such a woman, we will have a bleak business and destroy our own family? I still don't believe it, it depends on how many people come today!
What's your fight with God? It's true
It depends on what you said, this is not called competing with the sky, this is called verification, right? Okay, listen to me once, if the business is not good today, I will look for Xiuxiu immediately, how about it?
OK, I'll listen to you, but no matter what, I'll go to find her, she's our noble family
Xiaobin's father didn't think so. It was just dawn at this time. According to the principle, people should have come one after another, but after the door was opened for a while, no one was there. Soon it started to rain again, and it was getting heavier and heavier. In the morning, only a few people came to the door. After counting the money, it was less than 20 yuan in total.
Xiaobin’s father felt strange at this time. Could it be that the old Taoist priest guessed it?
Xiaobin's mother kept nagging
The two of them returned home without stopping, took out money to buy gifts to see Xiuxiu. The most important thing was to ask her birthday to see if it matched. If it matched, book the marriage.
Ma San had already confirmed that today was Sunday, and he told people at the intersection that this bun shop would open tomorrow if there was something to do today. Those who bought buns were usually old acquaintances. When they saw that the owner of this bun shop was really there, they sent someone to tell everyone if there was something to do. It was really done well.
It started raining again at this time. Ma San felt that God helped me, so he squatted in the pavilion in the park and ate the five hot buns. The buns were so delicious. He had never gotten up so early in this long time. He was really hungry.
When he got home, he let out a long sigh and was about to wait outside, waiting for the couple to come to find Xiuxiu.
For this matter, Ma San pushed the patients too
It was almost noon, the sun smiled and shone warmly on the earth, and people walked out of their homes.
A tricycle is coming from a distance soon
The second master also came here to chat with everyone after selling the fried dough sticks. Ma San looked at the tricycle and hoped that it was the couple. Although he was not sure whether they would come over, Xiuxiu said that Xiaobin's mother believed in God.
Maybe something happened again today?
The second master suddenly said
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he was shocked and thought that the second master knew something. He hurriedly asked: Second master, what does it mean? What can happen?
Have you forgotten? The last time Quan Yinzhu was pulled over by such a tricycle
Hmm, I heard you! Something happens when you come here. Is this too exaggerated? Maybe it’s a good thing!
Ma San was shocked and said with a laughing and laughing
Well, I hope it's a good thing! My good thing is to sell all the fried dough sticks, haha
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this and said: Second Master, you are so old, why don’t you give this craft to your son? You should enjoy your happiness!
I also want Ah, but my son is not at all successful. He feels embarrassed and says he is embarrassed to sell on the street. There is no way, just use this while I can still move now! I can't beat and scold him and let him learn to fry fry noodles with me.
Ma San was also happy and said with a smile: I just like to eat the fried dough sticks of Erye. If you change to your son, I may not be used to it. You have nothing to say about your skills in the past few decades.
That is, we have been eating your fried dough sticks for so many years, and we have feelings for each other. You have to live well. If you can't eat it one day, you will regret it.
Ermazi interrupted at this time. Ermazi looked at him and said: You guy didn't say a good thing. If you don't take advantage of me, you won't buy it. Also, it's almost the end of the year. You should pay off the owed fried dough sticks. If you don't pay it back, you won't buy it.
Ermazi grinned with a big mouth, Mazi's face was rich in expression, and said with a smile: OK, I have won a lot of cards these days, and I will clear my little drum in my pocket and waist. If you leave tomorrow, I will be afraid of Ah!
I'll hit you in the mouth
The second master also likes to joke and pretends to be trying to beat him
Ermazi laughed. He likes the most warm-skinned person, but this is also his job, just waiting for the livestock business.
At this time, the tricycle stopped in front of them. Ma San smiled, and the stone in his heart finally dropped, and hurriedly came up.
What's wrong, what's wrong?
Second Master also stared at the car with his eyes and kept looking at the car. Ermazi laughed and said: Look at whether there are dead people inside? Haha
As soon as these words came out, Xiaobin's mother inside was so angry that she was cursed as dead before she even entered the village. She immediately took off her shoes and threw them at Ermazi.
Ermazi quickly looked and pulled Erma over immediately
Second Master was worried that he couldn't see clearly, and a leather shoe flew over and hit Er Master on his face. The mouth of his shoe was aimed at his open mouth.
Second Master immediately smelled a stinking smell of feet, and his head was stunned and fell to the ground. Ermazi was startled when he saw it and screamed: Second Master, you can't die! I haven't given you the money for the fried dough sticks yet!
Xiaobin's parents were also shocked and thought: Is there any ominous signs when I enter the village?
Ermai was not so easy to die, but was stunned by the sudden attack and the smell of feet. When he heard Ermai cursing himself to die, he immediately threw his shoes on Ermai's face.
Ermazi never expected that he would do this trick. He sucked the smell of shoes and squatted on the ground.
The second master heard the noise and immediately hit him in the face and said: Boy, don’t die! I have to ask you for a debt!
Ma Sanyi saw that it was really true. She couldn't care about so much. She took the shoes over, got in the car and took the initiative to guide them, and walked towards He Xiuxiu's house.
As soon as he got in the car, Xiaobin's mother asked: How do you know I'm going to He Xiuxiu's house?
I'll pinch...
When Ma San was about to count his fingers, he immediately understood and hurriedly said: I was sleeping this morning, and suddenly I dreamed of an old Taoist priest appearing in front of me, saying that he wanted me to receive someone today, and this person was related to the happiness of both families, so...
Oh, so that's it. It seems that the gods have really appeared. Go quickly, our family is saved
Ma San secretly looked at Xiaobin's mother. It seemed that this trick really worked. After this matter was done, he felt relieved. Haha, he couldn't help but hum a little song.
Haha, what do you do when you are pure and clean?
Oh, I am the doctor here, I see diseases and so on, I rarely go to the ground, so Ah...
OK, being a doctor is good, making money, and making a living is better than ours
Ma San actually didn't want to chat, but after that, he had to do it.
Then who are you?
Oh, we make buns, the business is no better than you. We have too little profit and nothing to make
That's not. You can at least have a half-point balance. We can't do it. Maybe there aren't many people in the day
The two were chatting in the car, and they arrived in a short while
Ma San pointed to the yard in the field and said: It's this place. In order to treat her husband, their family spent almost all the money at home. Only her mother helped others do some handicrafts to make some money. But her family's Xiuxiu is a good girl, and she is a first-class girl in our village. She is beautiful, smart, and very sensible.
Oh, I know, that child not only has those advantages, but also is very diligent
Oh, you know everything, it seems that it has been long ago
Xiaobin's father who was driving in front was amused and said: Look at what you said, Xiao Xiuxiu works at our house, we must know that if it weren't for that matter this time, we wouldn't have come to her on his own initiative.
What's the matter?
Ma Sanfu looks like he doesn't know anything
Alas, you are a kind person, but you can't finish this matter in one sentence. When you have time, you will invite you to drink.
Haha, OK, then I'll call them
As he said that, Ma San got out of the car, stood in the yard and shouted: He Liu, are you at home?
When Xiuxiu heard the sound of everyone entering, she hurriedly ran out of the inner room and said: Uncle, why are you here? My mother is washing clothes behind!
At this time, she saw the boss and the boss's wife, and turned back into the house without saying a word.
Ma San responded and pulled them in
Xiuxiu, you kid are really good, pour a glass of water quickly
Xiuxiu had no choice but to do it, but she still didn't want to see them, so she went to call her mother
When Xiaobin's mother saw that Xiuxiu might still be angry, she immediately shouted: Xiuxiu, it's all bad for aunts, this time it's...
Before she finished speaking, Xiuxiu ran away. Xiaobin's mother sighed and said: This child is really, she doesn't want to pay attention to us now
Ma San took the water over and comforted: It's okay, this child is not like this usually, I don't know what happened to him, otherwise she would be very enthusiastic
Yes, it's all our fault
After a while, He Liu came from behind the house
Seeing the motorized tricycle in the yard, I couldn't help but take a look, and took my daughter's hand and said: Look, child, this car is so good. If it really works, you have to take me to the city for a good walk in the future. I haven't taken it yet!
Mom, what did you say? I didn't agree
He Liu heard this and immediately slapped her on the butt and said: What are you talking nonsense? Mom is the master of your business. I think Xiaobin is handsome and the family is in business. Where does it come from, a little girl’s family? It would be nice if someone could ask you, otherwise you are not a virgin now, which man wants you Ah? Even if you want it, he will be bad to you in the future. Either hit you or hate you. It’s such a stupid child. It took you a lot of time to get it done. If you mess it up, I don’t care.
Xiuxiu said that and turned back to her room
He Liu was panicked now and reached out to pull her, but the door was locked
She thought to herself: This child is really, he is angry about everything
Xiaobin's parents also came over and shouted at the door, but Xiuxiu didn't open the door.
Let's do this, give me your daughter's birth date and horoscope, and I'll let someone else calculate it. If it's right, I'll make this decision
good
He Liu was about to say, but stopped again and said: I can tell you that if you agree, your son will marry into our family.
Yes, if you agree, you will go to your house, but the children also have to do business, so they will do it in the city.
S He Liu laughed and said: That's right, there are no people doing business in the countryside
At this time, someone suddenly spoke in the yard: Uncle...Aunt, you... can be seen...
This sound scared He Liu and he turned around and looked at it. It was indeed the annoying Kong Shit. The stone that had just fallen in her heart suddenly touched her throat again.
Xiuxiu also heard it in the inner room and suddenly panicked. This hooligan is not a good thing, it is a world of difference compared to Xiaobin.
Get out of here, I don't want to see you
Kong Shidan is a shameless person. He laughed and said: Uncle...Aunt, you eat shit in your mouth...Shit, why is it so smelly in the early morning? I...I can tell you that you are a socialist, a politic...social, civilized, treat people, don’t you understand?
Do you still want such treatment if you stutter? Tell you, there is no way
At this time, Xiaobin's parents were stunned when they saw this Kong Shitdan with a squinted nose and asked: Who is this? Who is here to look for?
He Liu saw it and explained: It's nothing, he is a lunatic. He makes trouble in our village every day and teases me. Do you think there is something wrong with your brain?
Ma Sanyi heard that He Liu was so fierce that he could even say this in order to cover up. He really convinced her.
Oh, there are such fools everywhere, so you have to pay attention. If the fool starts to be stunned, he will not recognize others.
When Kong Shidan heard this, he became angry and shouted at Xiaobin's parents: Who are you... Which onion Ah? Dare... Dare you to say that I Kong Shidan, look... I won't break your legs
Xiaobin's mother was shocked when she saw it and hid behind Xiaobin's father. Xiaobin's father saw that the lunatic actually wanted to hit his wife, and suddenly became angry. He pointed at him and said: If you take another step forward, I will break your leg.
Kong Shidan laughed and said: I...I was like I was like you... fat man! Listen... I heard that the fat man was unable to move, so he kicked him down with one kick. I... let's try it
As he said that, he rushed over
Xiaobin's father is a worker, kneading dough and making buns every day, and his hands are very strong. When he saw this guy rushing over, he grabbed Kong Shidan's hand and turned around, and bent his hand on his back.
Kong Shidan fell to the sky, then smiled, stretched out his finger, and said: It's still... Not bad, let's give you a move first, let's do it again
Ma San said with a smile: Haha, this kid is really funny
Xiaobin's mother immediately pushed Xiaobin's father and said: Hurry up and drive him away. What if Xiuxiu is injured?
When Kong Shidan heard this, she immediately laughed, stood up and said: This sister
Xiaobin's mother was almost mad when she heard this. She was so old that she still called her sister. It was really disgusting.
Close your stinky mouth
I... no matter what you think, I... won't hurt Xiuxiu. I'm Xiuxiu's fiancé, don't you... don't you... don't know? Haha
When Xiaobin's mother heard this, she was stunned and turned her head to look at He Liu.
He Liu saw that this kid is really not a human being. It was so hateful to say this at such a critical moment. He scolded Kong Shidan: Don’t embarrass you here, who said you want to marry you? Don’t think about it, just like you, you will never be able to marry a wife in your life
Kong Shidan was not anxious or impatient, smiled foolishly, wiped his nose on his sleeve, and said with a smile: Mom, I will... marry Xiuxiu in my life.
Shameless, who is your mother? Get out of here
Ma San couldn't stand it anymore. This kid is really in trouble here. If you mess up this matter, it will hurt everyone. He immediately shouted: Kong Shidan, get back to your house quickly, don't lose the face of Kongjiazhuang here
As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Shidan became angry. He looked at Ma San and said: You, what is your whole thing? When you were sleeping in Kongcui in our village, I... I also helped you... a lot of things! Now that I have burned the bridges across the river, what is it?
Don't talk nonsense here, go back quickly if you have nothing to do, otherwise I will call your dad to come over and beat you
If you call Ah, the phone number in our brigade is broken, so...
At this moment, I heard the door of the room and Xiuxiu walked out of it
Both conditions she said were too difficult to achieve. He thought it might be really difficult, but thinking that there might be a way to do so, he told He Liu.
When He Liu heard this, he immediately shook his head and said: If this method fails, it will definitely not work.
Don't worry about whether it succeeds or not, this is guaranteed to be effective
OK, if it does, I promise to repay you with a big gift
He Liu smiled and went home
Ma San is not vague about this matter, because this matter has an undelayed responsibility, and he must settle it no matter what method he uses.
At this time, Xiaobin's house was in a mess.
Xiaobin’s parents scolded Xiaobin over and over again, but what’s the use?
Now Xiaobin's mother said nothing is working. She picked up the incense from the table, lit it, and said, "God, this is our Xiaobin, but you can't watch us make things so difficult, right?" Why do I burn incense and kowtow to You every day? Now I can use You, you should always give me some advice? My son is young, don't be as knowledgeable as him. If you think you have to punish me, I will punish me. Even if I want to live ten years less, I am willing to live ten years less. Yes, it's okay to live ten years less, right?
When Xiaobin heard this, he became popular and said to his mother: Mom, what are you talking about? This is the age of 54 and is superstitious, and it’s useless to say it.
As soon as the words were spoken, Xiaobin's father slapped him on the butt, spit on the ground a few times, and said: Bah, what are you talking about, Ah? There is a god three feet above the ground. Be careful that you will be struck by thunder when you go out one day.
Now, if you weren't naughty, would you let your mother curse herself?
Xiaobin's mother also yelled: Close your stinky mouth and disrespect the gods, you are a thousand-sworded person
After saying that, he quickly turned his head and said: This child is ignorant, don’t pay attention to him. I will repair this kid later. As long as we can get our family affairs over quickly. I will place meat every day, burn incense and kowtow to you every day, okay?
Xiaobin's mother said a lot, and finally finished nagging. Then she glared at Xiaobin fiercely and said: You, if you are disobedient, you will really make it to your door.
Xiaobin snorted and said: Do it, do it myself, mainly because you agree, I will go
As he said that, he stood up, walked to his room, and closed the door hard
What's this called Ah?
Xiaobin's father looked at the closed door
Not you, what kind of Ah it was played?
Depending on what you are saying, what's wrong with me?
Xiaobin's father stared at her with big eyes and said: If I hadn't come to the door, your family would have been absent!
When Xiaobin's mother heard this, she became angry. She picked up a bun on the table and threw it over, saying: Do you still have the face to say? This is the one who came to the door and came to the door, and the stud is about to fall on someone's roots again. Do you still have the nerve to say it?
Xiaobin's father sighed and said: Forget it, your family is just this fate. It's not sweet to make me want to accept my fate. It's very difficult for me to be a home in law. I didn't expect that my son still has this fate. It's so sad! Don't think about it, go to bed early, and you have to get up early to get buns tomorrow!
I'll do you to get it yourself
As he said that, Xiaobin's mother shook her hand and went back to the house, Xiaobin's father followed her in.
After sleeping all night, the alarm rings, Xiaobin's father gets up, quickly put on his clothes, slapped his wife on the butt, and said: Lazy Pig, get up soon
Xiaobin's mother had just fallen asleep and was suddenly woken up by a photo. She suddenly sat up, but she seemed to think of something and lay down again.
I said, child, what's going on with you? Go quickly, don't do business if you can't wait?
Don't do it anymore, yesterday's thing has not happened yet
I said, what's wrong with you, an old woman? If you don't do it, we can't make money. Where can I earn the 200,000 people want? Isn't it necessary to sell a bun and get up quickly? Other people's words are so angry. It's such a woman, no matter whether she dies or lives, her life still has to continue!
As he said that, he put on boxers and stood up
You're heartless
OK, I'm heartless, okay? If you don't go, I'll have to do some
As he said that, he put on his floured work clothes and went downstairs
Not long after, Xiaobin's mother also came down. It seemed that she had figured it out.
Come on, hurry up, there is no difficulty in the world that cannot be overcome. Maybe you burned incense yesterday and moved God, and this matter will be saved.
Do you really think it works? I have been burning incense for more than ten years, but I haven't helped me even a big deal. I don't believe it now
After a while, the first batch of buns were steamed. I could open the door and sell them after waiting. Xiaobin's mother was happy when she thought about the lively scene.
Twist
The knock on the door sounded, someone knocked on the door so early to buy buns, Xiaobin's mother responded hurriedly: Come on, so early, your job is really hard. After eating my buns, I guarantee that you will be comfortable all day...
After saying that, the door opened, but then I saw a man in a Taoist robe
Xiaobin's mother was stunned because she was upset when she saw such people. Now there are many people who fake monks cheat money. She met such people before they opened early in the morning, so she was naturally unhappy.
Before Xiaobin's mother could speak, the Taoist priest spoke first: Donor, I am the Sanqing Taoist from Ziyun Temple in Yuntai Mountain. Today I went to Guidi. I didn't want to run all the way. I was already hungry, so I wanted to...
Do you want to eat buns? You guys don’t do anything every day and live a good life. When you are hungry, you want to eat and open your mouth. I can tell you...
Just when I was about to say there was no way, the Taoist priest narrowed his eyes and said: Donor, don't worry, I see that your seal hall is black and covered with clouds. If you guessed it wrong, something big must have happened to your home, and it will not be solved.
Xiaobin's mother was stunned for a moment and thought to herself: Could it be that she was disrespectful to the gods yesterday, and now she sent immortals to attack them?
Thinking of this, she was so scared that she trembled all over and said hurriedly: Sanqing Taoist, I'm so sorry, I'm not interested, don't be disgusted, aren't you hungry? Come on, this is just released and it's hot!
As he said that, he turned his head and opened the steamer, took five buns and handed them over.
When Xiaobin's father saw it, he immediately shouted: I said, why are you changing so quickly? I just disdained it, now...
Close your crow's mouth, no one thinks you are a mute if you don't speak
She looked at the Taoist priest with a smile. The Taoist priest stretched his eyebrows and smiled kindly. He stroked his beard, held the bun in his hand and looked at it, and smiled faintly.
Thank you, donor, in order to thank you, I will calculate a divination for you
As he said that, he narrowed his eyes and looked like he was thinking hard.
It seems that your son has caused a lot of trouble. Does it make you particularly confused?
As soon as he said that, Xiaobin's mother was frightened. She went over to hold the Taoist priest's hand and kept saying thank you
When the Taoist priest saw it, he was startled and hurriedly pulled away.
Xiaobin's father became popular when he saw it and thought: I have never seen her so passionately when I was with her every day.
Now that someone says something, he takes the initiative to pull someone's hand. It's too much
Child fuck, you...
Sorry, calm, calm, men and women will not be able to get along
As he said that, the Taoist priest automatically let go of her hand and said: Since I have encountered this, I have to think of a solution for you.
That's because he eats others' soft-mouthed people!
Xiaobin's father said angrily
Close your stinky mouth
It's okay, since I'm a stingy person, I'll just be soft! Give me your son's birthday
Xiaobin's mother told him everything as if she was fascinated.
The Taoist squinted his eyes and said: According to the birth date and horoscope, your son's fate is lacking in water. You must find a girl with water for his wife. It is better to be the same height as your son. It is best to have water in the surname. If you can find this girl, not only will the family be prosperous, but the two will be together in the future and will live together. Remember, if otherwise, the business will be indifferent, and you will die in your own family and say goodbye.
After saying that, Xiaobin's father who was remembering was gone at a glance
Xiaobin's mother hadn't remembered it clearly at this time. When she saw the Taoist priest leave, she shouted loudly, but the Taoist priest ignored it and there was no sign of people at once.
Oh, this is really a god. Tell me, I was nagging last night that the gods didn’t work! I came this morning. Is this a coincidence?
She kept spinning around the room, suddenly remembering something, and shouted: It's bad, I forgot everything the Taoist priest said just now.
Xiaobin's father snorted and said: What can you do with your brain? I'll write it down for you and take a look! I think you have really had feelings for the old Taoist priest?
Don't talk nonsense there, isn't you itchy?
Xiaobin's mother took the paper and said to her
Tell me where does this girl look for Ah? This condition is too rude, right? There is also water in this surname, what does Ah mean?
Xiaobin's father smiled and said: I think Xiuxiu is good, He Xiuxiu, He Xiuxiu, why isn't it Heyin? What's in the river?
There are fish in the river
Nonsense, there are fish in the river, you love to eat fish, there are water in the river, stupid
Xiaobin's mother suddenly realized, laughed out loud, and said: Yes, this Taoist priest is so tall, this is called hidden mystery. It seems that this noble person is He Xiuxiu. No, can the others of Xiuxiu be matched? Otherwise, we will go to her house to ask, if the conditions meet, it doesn't matter if my son comes to the door.
Humph, I don’t believe it! You believe it like that in a casual word from this Taoist priest. It’s really immature
Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up
As he said that, he wanted to pull him out
At this time, Xiaobin's father became more and more aggressive and said: Why do you trust people so easily? Didn't he say that if we don't find such a woman, we will have a bleak business and destroy our own family? I still don't believe it, it depends on how many people come today!
What's your fight with God? It's true
It depends on what you said, this is not called competing with the sky, this is called verification, right? Okay, listen to me once, if the business is not good today, I will look for Xiuxiu immediately, how about it?
OK, I'll listen to you, but no matter what, I'll go to find her, she's our noble family
Xiaobin's father didn't think so. It was just dawn at this time. According to the principle, people should have come one after another, but after the door was opened for a while, no one was there. Soon it started to rain again, and it was getting heavier and heavier. In the morning, only a few people came to the door. After counting the money, it was less than 20 yuan in total.
Xiaobin’s father felt strange at this time. Could it be that the old Taoist priest guessed it?
Xiaobin's mother kept nagging
The two of them returned home without stopping, took out money to buy gifts to see Xiuxiu. The most important thing was to ask her birthday to see if it matched. If it matched, book the marriage.
Ma San had already confirmed that today was Sunday, and he told people at the intersection that this bun shop would open tomorrow if there was something to do today. Those who bought buns were usually old acquaintances. When they saw that the owner of this bun shop was really there, they sent someone to tell everyone if there was something to do. It was really done well.
It started raining again at this time. Ma San felt that God helped me, so he squatted in the pavilion in the park and ate the five hot buns. The buns were so delicious. He had never gotten up so early in this long time. He was really hungry.
When he got home, he let out a long sigh and was about to wait outside, waiting for the couple to come to find Xiuxiu.
For this matter, Ma San pushed the patients too
It was almost noon, the sun smiled and shone warmly on the earth, and people walked out of their homes.
A tricycle is coming from a distance soon
The second master also came here to chat with everyone after selling the fried dough sticks. Ma San looked at the tricycle and hoped that it was the couple. Although he was not sure whether they would come over, Xiuxiu said that Xiaobin's mother believed in God.
Maybe something happened again today?
The second master suddenly said
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he was shocked and thought that the second master knew something. He hurriedly asked: Second master, what does it mean? What can happen?
Have you forgotten? The last time Quan Yinzhu was pulled over by such a tricycle
Hmm, I heard you! Something happens when you come here. Is this too exaggerated? Maybe it’s a good thing!
Ma San was shocked and said with a laughing and laughing
Well, I hope it's a good thing! My good thing is to sell all the fried dough sticks, haha
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this and said: Second Master, you are so old, why don’t you give this craft to your son? You should enjoy your happiness!
I also want Ah, but my son is not at all successful. He feels embarrassed and says he is embarrassed to sell on the street. There is no way, just use this while I can still move now! I can't beat and scold him and let him learn to fry fry noodles with me.
Ma San was also happy and said with a smile: I just like to eat the fried dough sticks of Erye. If you change to your son, I may not be used to it. You have nothing to say about your skills in the past few decades.
That is, we have been eating your fried dough sticks for so many years, and we have feelings for each other. You have to live well. If you can't eat it one day, you will regret it.
Ermazi interrupted at this time. Ermazi looked at him and said: You guy didn't say a good thing. If you don't take advantage of me, you won't buy it. Also, it's almost the end of the year. You should pay off the owed fried dough sticks. If you don't pay it back, you won't buy it.
Ermazi grinned with a big mouth, Mazi's face was rich in expression, and said with a smile: OK, I have won a lot of cards these days, and I will clear my little drum in my pocket and waist. If you leave tomorrow, I will be afraid of Ah!
I'll hit you in the mouth
The second master also likes to joke and pretends to be trying to beat him
Ermazi laughed. He likes the most warm-skinned person, but this is also his job, just waiting for the livestock business.
At this time, the tricycle stopped in front of them. Ma San smiled, and the stone in his heart finally dropped, and hurriedly came up.
What's wrong, what's wrong?
Second Master also stared at the car with his eyes and kept looking at the car. Ermazi laughed and said: Look at whether there are dead people inside? Haha
As soon as these words came out, Xiaobin's mother inside was so angry that she was cursed as dead before she even entered the village. She immediately took off her shoes and threw them at Ermazi.
Ermazi quickly looked and pulled Erma over immediately
Second Master was worried that he couldn't see clearly, and a leather shoe flew over and hit Er Master on his face. The mouth of his shoe was aimed at his open mouth.
Second Master immediately smelled a stinking smell of feet, and his head was stunned and fell to the ground. Ermazi was startled when he saw it and screamed: Second Master, you can't die! I haven't given you the money for the fried dough sticks yet!
Xiaobin's parents were also shocked and thought: Is there any ominous signs when I enter the village?
Ermai was not so easy to die, but was stunned by the sudden attack and the smell of feet. When he heard Ermai cursing himself to die, he immediately threw his shoes on Ermai's face.
Ermazi never expected that he would do this trick. He sucked the smell of shoes and squatted on the ground.
The second master heard the noise and immediately hit him in the face and said: Boy, don’t die! I have to ask you for a debt!
Ma Sanyi saw that it was really true. She couldn't care about so much. She took the shoes over, got in the car and took the initiative to guide them, and walked towards He Xiuxiu's house.
As soon as he got in the car, Xiaobin's mother asked: How do you know I'm going to He Xiuxiu's house?
I'll pinch...
When Ma San was about to count his fingers, he immediately understood and hurriedly said: I was sleeping this morning, and suddenly I dreamed of an old Taoist priest appearing in front of me, saying that he wanted me to receive someone today, and this person was related to the happiness of both families, so...
Oh, so that's it. It seems that the gods have really appeared. Go quickly, our family is saved
Ma San secretly looked at Xiaobin's mother. It seemed that this trick really worked. After this matter was done, he felt relieved. Haha, he couldn't help but hum a little song.
Haha, what do you do when you are pure and clean?
Oh, I am the doctor here, I see diseases and so on, I rarely go to the ground, so Ah...
OK, being a doctor is good, making money, and making a living is better than ours
Ma San actually didn't want to chat, but after that, he had to do it.
Then who are you?
Oh, we make buns, the business is no better than you. We have too little profit and nothing to make
That's not. You can at least have a half-point balance. We can't do it. Maybe there aren't many people in the day
The two were chatting in the car, and they arrived in a short while
Ma San pointed to the yard in the field and said: It's this place. In order to treat her husband, their family spent almost all the money at home. Only her mother helped others do some handicrafts to make some money. But her family's Xiuxiu is a good girl, and she is a first-class girl in our village. She is beautiful, smart, and very sensible.
Oh, I know, that child not only has those advantages, but also is very diligent
Oh, you know everything, it seems that it has been long ago
Xiaobin's father who was driving in front was amused and said: Look at what you said, Xiao Xiuxiu works at our house, we must know that if it weren't for that matter this time, we wouldn't have come to her on his own initiative.
What's the matter?
Ma Sanfu looks like he doesn't know anything
Alas, you are a kind person, but you can't finish this matter in one sentence. When you have time, you will invite you to drink.
Haha, OK, then I'll call them
As he said that, Ma San got out of the car, stood in the yard and shouted: He Liu, are you at home?
When Xiuxiu heard the sound of everyone entering, she hurriedly ran out of the inner room and said: Uncle, why are you here? My mother is washing clothes behind!
At this time, she saw the boss and the boss's wife, and turned back into the house without saying a word.
Ma San responded and pulled them in
Xiuxiu, you kid are really good, pour a glass of water quickly
Xiuxiu had no choice but to do it, but she still didn't want to see them, so she went to call her mother
When Xiaobin's mother saw that Xiuxiu might still be angry, she immediately shouted: Xiuxiu, it's all bad for aunts, this time it's...
Before she finished speaking, Xiuxiu ran away. Xiaobin's mother sighed and said: This child is really, she doesn't want to pay attention to us now
Ma San took the water over and comforted: It's okay, this child is not like this usually, I don't know what happened to him, otherwise she would be very enthusiastic
Yes, it's all our fault
After a while, He Liu came from behind the house
Seeing the motorized tricycle in the yard, I couldn't help but take a look, and took my daughter's hand and said: Look, child, this car is so good. If it really works, you have to take me to the city for a good walk in the future. I haven't taken it yet!
Mom, what did you say? I didn't agree
He Liu heard this and immediately slapped her on the butt and said: What are you talking nonsense? Mom is the master of your business. I think Xiaobin is handsome and the family is in business. Where does it come from, a little girl’s family? It would be nice if someone could ask you, otherwise you are not a virgin now, which man wants you Ah? Even if you want it, he will be bad to you in the future. Either hit you or hate you. It’s such a stupid child. It took you a lot of time to get it done. If you mess it up, I don’t care.
Xiuxiu said that and turned back to her room
He Liu was panicked now and reached out to pull her, but the door was locked
She thought to herself: This child is really, he is angry about everything
Xiaobin's parents also came over and shouted at the door, but Xiuxiu didn't open the door.
Let's do this, give me your daughter's birth date and horoscope, and I'll let someone else calculate it. If it's right, I'll make this decision
good
He Liu was about to say, but stopped again and said: I can tell you that if you agree, your son will marry into our family.
Yes, if you agree, you will go to your house, but the children also have to do business, so they will do it in the city.
S He Liu laughed and said: That's right, there are no people doing business in the countryside
At this time, someone suddenly spoke in the yard: Uncle...Aunt, you... can be seen...
This sound scared He Liu and he turned around and looked at it. It was indeed the annoying Kong Shit. The stone that had just fallen in her heart suddenly touched her throat again.
Xiuxiu also heard it in the inner room and suddenly panicked. This hooligan is not a good thing, it is a world of difference compared to Xiaobin.
Get out of here, I don't want to see you
Kong Shidan is a shameless person. He laughed and said: Uncle...Aunt, you eat shit in your mouth...Shit, why is it so smelly in the early morning? I...I can tell you that you are a socialist, a politic...social, civilized, treat people, don’t you understand?
Do you still want such treatment if you stutter? Tell you, there is no way
At this time, Xiaobin's parents were stunned when they saw this Kong Shitdan with a squinted nose and asked: Who is this? Who is here to look for?
He Liu saw it and explained: It's nothing, he is a lunatic. He makes trouble in our village every day and teases me. Do you think there is something wrong with your brain?
Ma Sanyi heard that He Liu was so fierce that he could even say this in order to cover up. He really convinced her.
Oh, there are such fools everywhere, so you have to pay attention. If the fool starts to be stunned, he will not recognize others.
When Kong Shidan heard this, he became angry and shouted at Xiaobin's parents: Who are you... Which onion Ah? Dare... Dare you to say that I Kong Shidan, look... I won't break your legs
Xiaobin's mother was shocked when she saw it and hid behind Xiaobin's father. Xiaobin's father saw that the lunatic actually wanted to hit his wife, and suddenly became angry. He pointed at him and said: If you take another step forward, I will break your leg.
Kong Shidan laughed and said: I...I was like I was like you... fat man! Listen... I heard that the fat man was unable to move, so he kicked him down with one kick. I... let's try it
As he said that, he rushed over
Xiaobin's father is a worker, kneading dough and making buns every day, and his hands are very strong. When he saw this guy rushing over, he grabbed Kong Shidan's hand and turned around, and bent his hand on his back.
Kong Shidan fell to the sky, then smiled, stretched out his finger, and said: It's still... Not bad, let's give you a move first, let's do it again
Ma San said with a smile: Haha, this kid is really funny
Xiaobin's mother immediately pushed Xiaobin's father and said: Hurry up and drive him away. What if Xiuxiu is injured?
When Kong Shidan heard this, she immediately laughed, stood up and said: This sister
Xiaobin's mother was almost mad when she heard this. She was so old that she still called her sister. It was really disgusting.
Close your stinky mouth
I... no matter what you think, I... won't hurt Xiuxiu. I'm Xiuxiu's fiancé, don't you... don't you... don't know? Haha
When Xiaobin's mother heard this, she was stunned and turned her head to look at He Liu.
He Liu saw that this kid is really not a human being. It was so hateful to say this at such a critical moment. He scolded Kong Shidan: Don’t embarrass you here, who said you want to marry you? Don’t think about it, just like you, you will never be able to marry a wife in your life
Kong Shidan was not anxious or impatient, smiled foolishly, wiped his nose on his sleeve, and said with a smile: Mom, I will... marry Xiuxiu in my life.
Shameless, who is your mother? Get out of here
Ma San couldn't stand it anymore. This kid is really in trouble here. If you mess up this matter, it will hurt everyone. He immediately shouted: Kong Shidan, get back to your house quickly, don't lose the face of Kongjiazhuang here
As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Shidan became angry. He looked at Ma San and said: You, what is your whole thing? When you were sleeping in Kongcui in our village, I... I also helped you... a lot of things! Now that I have burned the bridges across the river, what is it?
Don't talk nonsense here, go back quickly if you have nothing to do, otherwise I will call your dad to come over and beat you
If you call Ah, the phone number in our brigade is broken, so...
At this moment, I heard the door of the room and Xiuxiu walked out of it