When the second master who raised his hands heard this, he raised his brick and smashed it towards the tractor. Kuang Dang said, and he was so scared that Kong Shidan hugged his head and howled: My mother, it's going to die.
The second master looked at his grandson and grabbed his collar and started to scold him: I said, "You are young boy, don't learn well and do things that are not welcome. How capable are you, and you want to push someone's house?"
When Kong Shidan saw that the second master did not smash him, he thought to himself: Even if you give you two courages, you wouldn't dare to smash him. Seeing that he explained the truth, he seemed to have become more righteous again.
I said, "Old man, you don't know about this. Some time ago, I... went to He Liu's house to find Xiuxiu and make trouble with their house. Who... Who knows the guy named Tiedan knocked on my head. I... I almost became an idiot. That's not all, I forced me to treat him to a big meal. I... my family was angry. Before he could hit him a few times, he drove the door of our house. Now... our door has not been installed yet! You said that if this happened to you, what would you do?
After hearing Kong Shidan stammeringly, the second master realized it and said, "You two are not good things!" Let's do this, go back and think about it and think that the door should be broken. Isn't it almost the New Year? New Year and new atmosphere, change a new door, attract wealth and treasures.
When Kong Shidan heard this, he raised his head and said: Old... Old man, I see you live so old... Why is it so in vain when you are old? No matter how you think about it, you can't think of Ah like you...! Then I... am I still a human? I see you! It's just a pig.
When the second master heard that this boy dared to scold him, he immediately became angry. The villagers were all kind and no one dared to disrespect him. Today, he asked the boy to scold him. He bent down and picked up the brick that had fallen into two pieces and smashed it.
Ma San saw it and immediately stopped him and said: Second Master, don’t be angry with such a person. He has no sense of speaking. Don’t not hit him then. He will cheat you again, it’s not worth Ah!
Second Master was right to think about it, but the tone in his heart could not be relieved. Ma San muttered to Second Master, and Second Master laughed
Okay, boy, aren’t you going to take revenge? I don’t care about villains and tell you how they can go. Anyway, I can’t get along with him, and I feel happy to mess with him.
Kong Shidan saw that the old man had figured it out and said happily: Oh, hehe, you... you are quite smart! I want to borrow this knife to exhale you. I have to... I will take a step back, just... Yi... you tell me, how can I go?
The second master pointed to the curved street in front of him, like a big mud dragon, and said: Our village is not straight, there are many alleys. Turn left from the old locust tree in front, turn right, turn left and right, and then turn right when you see the bend. When you reach the end, the house on the road is the one you are on.
Kong Shidan was not smart at first, and the second master said so much again. He shook his head and smiled: I said, "Old man, you are good people, just follow me... and forget about it. Then I vent my anger. You look at your heart... and feel comfortable, right?"
When the second master heard this, he was immediately happy and pointed at Kong Shidan and said: I said you silly kid, you are not happy to say you are stupid! Think about it, no matter how uncomfortable I feel, I can't do it so obvious, right? I am so old. What if this kid knows that I have something to do in the middle of the night? I haven't lived enough yet. All the doctors said that I have a long life, so let me live a few years.
Kong Shidan heard it was right, but just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw the second master's pen containing the accounting pen in his shirt pocket. He was immediately happy and went forward to grab the second master's chest. The second master didn't know what he was trying to do. Besides, it would be so inappropriate to grab it in such a sensitive place!
The second master hurriedly stepped back, pointed at him and said: What do you want to do?
Let's not worry, you are not He Xiuxiu, I don't have any feelings for you
Several people laughed when they heard this. This kid is really not serious.
Kong Shidan then said: Besides...besides, you don’t have breasts either
When the second master heard this, his face suddenly turned red. He had never seen such a stupid person before.
Get out of here, don't want to go back to your village, I don't have time to talk to you
Kong Shidan smiled and said: I'm looking... You have a pen, please help me remember it, turn left and right, I can't remember it...
When the second master heard this, he realized that he looked at Ma San and smiled and said: OK, then come and remember it all for him. My eyes are not very good.
Ma San was quite happy, picked up the pen and wrote down as he said just now, and handed it to Kong Shidan.
Thank you... my brother, wait... I'll push his house and invite you to drink... I'll go... I'll leave...
After saying that, he got into the car and drove to the old locust tree.
Ma San was too lazy to pay attention to him and scolded: What a stupid donkey
No matter how this child looks at him, I won’t talk about him, I will talk about us
Kong Shidan drove to the old locust tree and drove into the alley as written on the paper. The more you walked, the narrower the alley became. He couldn't help but curse: What kind of bird village Ah, no matter how narrow it is, you can't walk.
He walked carefully, afraid that he would accidentally scrape off the paint of the car. The people in the village didn't know what was going on, but they heard the sound of the car driving through the door, and couldn't help but run out of the house to take a look when they heard it.
Isn't this the fool? Why did you come here?
Although Kong Shidan could hear it clearly, she was all women who were too lazy to pay attention to them, so she kept driving, hiking all the way but didn't know where she went. Looking at the uneven houses, it seemed like they had entered a maze, bungalows, tiled houses, and the deserted and collapsed and uninhabited ones. It was scary to see them, thinking: This village is so shady, there will be no monsters, right?
As he thought about it, he felt a chill on his back. He couldn't care so much. He stepped on the accelerator and drove forward.
After about half an hour, I finally saw a bigger alley. It seems that it is almost here.
Since Tiedan's family is a rich man here, is it the one in front?
Thinking of this, he felt happy and waited to reach his doorstep, add accelerator and hit it, imagining how wonderful it would be to hear the rumbling and collapse!
But when he drove to the wealthy family, he realized that this was not Tiedan's house but the village committee compound. Looking at the grand gatehouse and the crimson brick walls, he shook his head and said?
Damn, it's so fucking happy that these guys won't fool me, right? Let's go forward and take a look
Kong Shidan drove forward again, and then he realized that he had arrived on the street. He understood in his heart. This time he was really fooled and was very angry. He looked east and saw the land temple and rushed away. When he got there, he was stunned. There was no one in front of the temple. It turned out that after a long time, he was surrounded by this old guy.
Good Ah, I can't find others, but I can't find them all and go home?
Thinking of this, he quickly drove the car to Ma San's door, stopped the car, and pushed open the door angrily
At this time, two geese were patrolling at the door. When the female goose saw a stranger coming in, she stretched out her neck and pecked her. The hole deep egg on her head was kicking it.
The female goose's eyes were filled with stars and her body was lying on the ground. Gaga kept screaming. When the goose saw this man bullying his wife, Gagaga screamed and flew away with her wings. Kong Shit egg was not careful. She was pecked by the goose. She felt a huge pain in her calf. She raised her legs and wanted to shake it off, but the goose's mouth was bitten too strong, which threw the goose's whole body up.
Ma San was doing nothing in the pharmacy at this time. When he saw Kong Shidan entangling with the goose, he immediately came out of the house and said: What do you want to do? Put down my goose quickly.
Kong Shidan couldn't shake it off at this time, and it hurt and angry. He shouted: You...you are so good. You just played tricks on me, and now I was bitten like this by your goose. This...can I just let go if I can? Let your goose go!
Ma San thought about it and realized that he saw the female goose lying next to him. The male goose must be angry and revenge is coming. This sex is similar to that of Kong Shit Egg!
Goose, let go, let go
Ma San walked over, grabbed the goose's neck and pulled it down
Sorry, the geese in my house are so loyal
As he said that, he pulled up the female goose lying on the ground and looked at it, touched its head, and said: Why are you doing such a big force? If you really kicked to death, will you compensate Ah?
Kong Shidan touched his calf with his hands, his face turned pale, but he didn't expect that he was not as heavy as a goose.
Compensation? No... I don't ask you to compensate me with one leg... It's a good idea. I didn't kick it to death today. I'm merciful. I don't kill it in the future.
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he pointed at him and said: I can tell you that this is the gatekeeper of our family. If you are disrespectful to it, I will not let you eat it and leave.
Come on, you, a dead goose is so fussy? Get me some medicine and apply it... Apply it, it will be inflamed...
Give money first
Your goose bit me...if you still have to...if you want me to pay?
At this time, the female goose had already woken up and stood up tremblingly. Ma San saw that it had nothing to do and felt relieved. She picked up the goose and walked into the goose shed.
I'm talking to you! Why do you listen...can't you hear? Get some medicine!
I also told you to give money first. Who can help you get medicine if you don’t have money?
After Ma San finished speaking, he lifted the curtain and entered the house
Kong Shit's eggs are really hurt, and a large piece of skin is bitten off. It seems that this kid is stingy enough, and there are no doctors around. If he doesn't see a doctor, his injury will definitely not heal. He thought to himself: Let's forget it
OK, give...give you money, see if you are just an iron rooster, get...give...give, give, get medicine soon
After entering the house, Kong Shidan put his leg on a stool waiting for him to see a doctor. Ma San took out two pieces of Yunnan Baiyao from the bottle and crushed it, sprinkled it on the wound and wrapped it with gauze.
Do you know why you are so unlucky?
And...isn't it because of you Ah?
Ma San gave him a blank look and said: You should not have the intention to harm others, do you understand? Enemies should be resolved rather than to make them. When will the grudges be repaid? If this continues, I think you must be in a hard work. Please restrain your mouth carefully and don’t stutter. Which woman is willing to be your wife? There are endless things you can find every day, sooner or later, and you will regret it.
Although Ma San is right, Kong Shidan just can't listen to his lesson
Just...you know a lot? This...this happened to you, you think...of course I said that. I bumped your door, and see if you are still...a big...a generous?
You dare...
Ma Sanyi glared at him, and Kong Shidan was also startled, and waved his hand quickly and said: Look, hurry... are you anxious? So, don't show off, I know... I know what to do and what not to do, I'm here to tell you clearly this time
What?
Just now... the place you told me... is fake. I've turned it back. You really... really pretend to be confused! I'll tell you, if you don't tell me... to be honest, I'll knock your door...
Before Kong Shidan finished speaking, she felt a sudden pain in her calf and couldn't help but scream: "What are you...do you tear it off?"
Aren’t you going to hit the door? Go Ah! Go Ah!
When Kong Shidan saw that Ma Sanzhen was so popular, she thought to herself: Forget it, don’t be in trouble with yourself.
Okay, let me tell you, you walk north from the avenue in front of my house, and when you walk to the end of the back street, you will be the newly built house in the pit.
This...is this time true?
He still has some beliefs and doubts
It's true, I'm going to tell you, this iron ball is just not liked. Just go and try to mess with it!
Kong Shidan thanked him and drove to Tiedan's house. I believe Ma San will not lie to him again.
Tiedan was not having a good time at this time. After Tiedan's wife took him home, she slapped him a few times, making him dizzy. But because he was in the wrong, in order to make his wife good, he knelt down and cried and begged her for forgiveness. Before the two of them had agreed, they heard a car outside.
Tiedan hurriedly stood up and shouted: Did someone steal our car?
Tiedan's wife was also panicked and was only concerned about her husband's trial. At this moment, she remembered that the door seemed to be closed. Thinking of this, she ran out with her two big breasts shaking.
Tiedan, Tiedan, please... come out for me
Tiedan and the others ran to the yard and saw that the car was still there, and they felt at ease.
When I heard someone screaming outside, I stretched my head to look at the door, and I was shocked. Oh, how did this kid find this place?
Could it be that it is here to take revenge?
Tiedan hurriedly ran over and closed the door. This made Kong Shidan, who was looking inside, see clearly that it was his house. He hurriedly jumped out of the car and prepared to open the door. Tiedan was scared and immediately closed the door hard and checked the door.
Papa, papa
Knocking outside
Open the door for me
If you don't open, what are you doing?
Kong Shidan slammed the door and shouted: What are you doing? Your and my business is not over, I... I'm here to negotiate with you now. If you answer... agree, this matter is easy to deal with. If you don't agree, I...
Before he finished speaking, Tiedan's wife couldn't help but get angry. She didn't know what Tiedan did outside and provoked this naughty green. She shouted with her big belly: I said, "What are you, Kong, listen, no matter what you two have, you can go outside to solve it. Don't bother me here, what are you? Can you still copy our house? Don't pee and look at what you look like.
Tiedan hurriedly covered her mouth when she heard this and said: Don't make noise, this guy is a life-threatening guy, it's over if he gets angry.
What's the end? Look at your bird-like appearance. A fool scares you like this. See how I deal with him! You can't be cruel to men like you.
As he said that, Tiedan's wife opened the door
At this time, Kong Shidan outside didn't expect that she would open the door and slapped the door. She was so shocked that her hand just hit Tiedan's wife's breasts. This was amazing
Hooligan, he is a hooligan, he grabbed my breasts in broad daylight, and everyone came to see Ah! He is a hooligan, and I am reluctant to let him touch my husband, but he let this kid take advantage. Oh my mom, I can't live anymore, I have no shame to see anyone again...
Kong Shidan has never touched a woman's breasts. After hitting this, it felt like an electric shock. His hand suddenly bounced up. His heart suddenly came to a glance. This breast was so big, and his chest was like two mountains, and his bra was not wearing a bra. His two nipples were erected outward, which looked very obvious.
While he was still stunned, Tiedan's wife slapped him in the face. She slapped him right away. When he heard a snap, five finger marks appeared on his face.
How do you hit people? I...I didn't mean it.
Kong Shidan touched his hot face, and the fire suddenly came up, thinking: What's wrong with touching you?
No meat lost either
Why, you still want to Ah on purpose? See if I won't beat you to death
When Kong Shidan saw that this woman was unreasonable, she shouted that Tiedan would come out.
Tiedan saw that it was not good, and his wife beat him again. Is there any more to play Ah?
So he opened the door and prepared to pull his wife in
Kong Shidan quickly looked and held Tiedan in a hurry, and a raping smile appeared in his mouth
Tiedan thought: It's over, this time it's really over
Good Ah! You still want to... want to run away, tell me, how should I solve the problem at home?
What to solve? You beat me like that day and threw me into a pit. On the cold winter lunar month, I almost became unconscious. Have you ever thought about it?
Kong Shidan couldn't hear it, and he grabbed his little finger and turned it up. It hurts Tiedan
Ah... Let go, my hand is almost broken
Then...will not say it? Otherwise, I...I'll make more effort
Tiedan couldn't stand the pain, so he hurriedly shouted: I promise you, let go
When Kong Shidan heard this, he laughed: That's right, this...this is right...
As he said that, he let go of his hand
This let go of Tiedan hit his crotch. This kick was not light. Kong Shidan sat on the ground with his lower body, his feet shaking constantly
OK... OK Ah, you... Tiedan, I and you... I won't finish it, I won't tear down your door
Tiedan's wife was also frightened and held Tiedan's hand and said: You won't kick it out, right? Look at his legs tremble...
No, right? I didn't work hard
The two of them tied the door and looked out through the crack in the door. After waiting for a while, Kong Shidan looked much better and his face turned red. He slowly stood up with his hands and spitted at the door. The two of them were so scared that they hid quickly.
Kong Shidan was so angry that he waited for a while before he recovered. At this moment, he felt his lower body numb and cursed: Tiedan, you raised it... It's a shameless person, so don't blame me for being rude. Since he doesn't... I won't compensate us for the door, I... I'll give you some colors too
As he said that, he got into the car and was about to rush over. At this time, Tiedan, who was watching in the crack of the door, was frightened and hurriedly opened the door and shouted: Brother Shidan, brother Shidan, don't do this, my door was just installed and cannot be removed.
The crazy Kong Shidan can't care so much, so he rushed over in a car. The big iron door was hit by a big hole in the car.
The anxious Tiedan couple shouted loudly inside. Seeing that the impact was ineffective, Kong Shidan stepped on the accelerator and ran over again. After a few rounds, the entire iron gate was knocked to the ground. Fortunately, the couple ran fast, otherwise they would be pressed under the door.
Seeing that the door was knocked down, Kong Shidan was still unrelievingly, so he opened it again and ran over the door several times. He stopped when he saw that the door was completely dissatisfied and drove away in the car.
You bastard, you are not a human being, this is the gate we pretend to be...
Tiedan's wife's swearing in the back street was floating, and the villagers watched everything and talked about it.
Tiedan comforted his wife and returned to the house, cursing: Damn, I won’t push your house in the future
Don't make trouble for me. I don't think you are a good thing. If you can't live with someone like you, I'd better die and I won't live anymore...
As he said that, it started to make trouble again
My good wife, stop making trouble, this jumps and jumps, be careful of getting angry
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she snorted: It would be fine if you don't say it, but I really don't want this son after saying this. It's so comfortable for you to have a shot. I'm making a big belly and making me feel scared every day. What do I want him to do? I'll dance, I'll dance, I'll jump out of this little bastard...
As he said that, he kept jumping
Tiedan was anxious. The more he said that, she jumped more and more. After a while, Tiedan's wife screamed with her belly.
It's broken, maybe it's really about to jump out, I feel so uncomfortable, Oh, my belly Ah!
You...oh, it's really
Tiedan picked up his wife and ran to Quan's house. It was far from the back street to Quan's house. In the winter, the two of them were dressed like balls. Tiedan, who had short limbs, struggled to hold his wife, as if he was dragging a large piece of meat. He was breathing while running.
Oh, my belly Ah!
The more she called Tiedan, the faster she ran. When he hugged her and ran to the intersection, he stopped immediately.
Why don’t you leave? Do you want me to have an abortion? What kind of heart do you want?
Tiedan stammered for a long time and said hesitantly: I don’t think this can be done. I have been slandered by him several times. Do you still remember the last time? He gave us a lot of expired things, which made us diarrhea and almost got into trouble.
Tiedan's wife thought about it, but she still won't go
OK, then where will we go? My stomach can't stand it anymore
As she said that, she started screaming wildly. Tiedan was already panicked at this time
Go to Zi'an Hospital, can I go back and drive?
No, I can't stand it anymore, otherwise I'll watch it here!
At this time, Tiedan's wife was in unbearable pain and wanted to solve the pain as soon as possible
But the iron ball was so stubborn that he was determined and said: If you don't go, I'll carry you on my back, don't worry, I'll run very quickly
After saying that, Tiedan hugged her tightly and trotted all the way
Although Tiedan's wife had a bad stomach, she felt distressed when she looked at her husband's panting all the way, so she endured the pain and hugged his neck tightly.
Tiedan was so tired all the way. He had never done such physical work before. It was tiring, but thinking about his wife's uncomfortable appearance and the children in her belly, what's this kind of fatigue?
Just running around like this, I don’t know how long it took, but I finally saw the lively episode
When there was about one and a half miles away, Tiedan's wife finally couldn't help but screamed in tears.
Husband, I really can't do it anymore. Hurry up, help me find a place that can block people
Tiedan was anxious, tears almost fell out and said: Don't, wife, hold on for a while, and you will be at the hospital in one mile. I won't stop, can I run? I run
As he said that, he picked her up and ran away wildly, but the wife in her arms really couldn't stand it anymore, and she screamed and beat the iron egg
Let me go, I can't stand it anymore
Tiedan had no strength at all, so she could not stand her struggle. Her wife slid from his arms. She covered her stomach with her hands and kept shouting: Husband, find me a place, help me in the ditch, I'm about to give birth
Wife, where can I have a baby in just a few months? The child has not yet formed yet! I will hold you in my arms, can you hold on for a while?
Tiedan's wife glanced around and finally saw a dilapidated house to the west, which looked like an abandoned dilapidated temple. There was a small forest next to the temple, and she shouted: Don't say so much, take me there quickly.
Tiedan was very scared, but at this time she wanted to run to the more than one mile of Shi Yi, so she had to carry her over.
It's okay, my wife, it doesn't matter if our children can't be saved. We can still have a rebirth. I just need you to be fine now.
Tiedan's wife kept nodding and endured the pain and said: Husband, thank you for being so kind to me. Now, even if I die, it is worth it. I will give you a lot of children, which will make others jealous of us...
The more they talked about it, the more they became more and more moved, and soon they arrived at the temple
In the flat fields on the roadside, the wheat fields looked very beautiful. The raised pieces of soil were stepped on by their feet and turned into pieces. Such a soft land would definitely have a good harvest next year.
Tiedan carried her to the temple and asked: Otherwise, we are outside the temple? Otherwise, we are afraid of being disrespectful to God.
Tiedan's wife smiled bitterly and said, "You are still disrespectful to God? My children are hard to protect, and I can still care about so many things! I still burn incense for Him every year, go in, and live there, so that He can see how painful His people are."
Just go to the temple
Tiedan picked her up and went into the temple, walked to the center of the temple and looked at it. She put her wife on the ground, looked at the generous divine table, and said: Okay, let's be on it!
After saying that, he reached out to wipe the divine table and patted the soil on it.
You go out quickly, I don't want you to see
Tiedan didn't dare to refute, so she walked out and shouted: Call me if you have anything, I'll be outside.
good
Tiedan's wife felt like her stomach was cut by a knife, and she felt more and more uncomfortable. She kept screaming. She lay on the table and took off her pants. As soon as she took it off, she felt something flowing out.
She thought to herself: Could it be that amniotic fluid flowed out?
Hurry up and half-squatted up. Now, something suddenly shot out from his lower body
Ah……
Tiedan's wife couldn't help but scream
Tiedan outside heard this and ran in suddenly. It doesn't matter if it doesn't look like that, but he's surprised and happy when he sees it.
You still laugh, see if your son has been born?
Tiedan's wife shouted, and she felt much more comfortable
Tiedan said with a coughing voice: Wife, it's okay, our children are fine, you have a shit
Ah?Really? I got a shit, wasn’t it a miscarriage?
Tiedan's wife hurriedly took off her pants and looked back. She saw a large pile of dilute water, dotted with mud and yellow, and shredded with silk, like broken raw egg juice, which looked so disgusting.
It's really okay, it's really okay, husband, I love you so much
Tiedan's wife said that and prepared to jump down. Tiedan1 see how this works?
Come over quickly
Come on, don't move, it seems that this god will bless us, hurry up, let's kowtow together
Tiedan's wife blushed when she heard this and thought to herself: I just said those rebellious words, and then she sucked shit on the magic table. What should I do?
Tiedan, clean the things on the God’s table first, I’m so disrespectful to God!
Tiedan thought about it, so she walked forward, but as soon as she came to the magic table, she smelled a foul smell.
The second master looked at his grandson and grabbed his collar and started to scold him: I said, "You are young boy, don't learn well and do things that are not welcome. How capable are you, and you want to push someone's house?"
When Kong Shidan saw that the second master did not smash him, he thought to himself: Even if you give you two courages, you wouldn't dare to smash him. Seeing that he explained the truth, he seemed to have become more righteous again.
I said, "Old man, you don't know about this. Some time ago, I... went to He Liu's house to find Xiuxiu and make trouble with their house. Who... Who knows the guy named Tiedan knocked on my head. I... I almost became an idiot. That's not all, I forced me to treat him to a big meal. I... my family was angry. Before he could hit him a few times, he drove the door of our house. Now... our door has not been installed yet! You said that if this happened to you, what would you do?
After hearing Kong Shidan stammeringly, the second master realized it and said, "You two are not good things!" Let's do this, go back and think about it and think that the door should be broken. Isn't it almost the New Year? New Year and new atmosphere, change a new door, attract wealth and treasures.
When Kong Shidan heard this, he raised his head and said: Old... Old man, I see you live so old... Why is it so in vain when you are old? No matter how you think about it, you can't think of Ah like you...! Then I... am I still a human? I see you! It's just a pig.
When the second master heard that this boy dared to scold him, he immediately became angry. The villagers were all kind and no one dared to disrespect him. Today, he asked the boy to scold him. He bent down and picked up the brick that had fallen into two pieces and smashed it.
Ma San saw it and immediately stopped him and said: Second Master, don’t be angry with such a person. He has no sense of speaking. Don’t not hit him then. He will cheat you again, it’s not worth Ah!
Second Master was right to think about it, but the tone in his heart could not be relieved. Ma San muttered to Second Master, and Second Master laughed
Okay, boy, aren’t you going to take revenge? I don’t care about villains and tell you how they can go. Anyway, I can’t get along with him, and I feel happy to mess with him.
Kong Shidan saw that the old man had figured it out and said happily: Oh, hehe, you... you are quite smart! I want to borrow this knife to exhale you. I have to... I will take a step back, just... Yi... you tell me, how can I go?
The second master pointed to the curved street in front of him, like a big mud dragon, and said: Our village is not straight, there are many alleys. Turn left from the old locust tree in front, turn right, turn left and right, and then turn right when you see the bend. When you reach the end, the house on the road is the one you are on.
Kong Shidan was not smart at first, and the second master said so much again. He shook his head and smiled: I said, "Old man, you are good people, just follow me... and forget about it. Then I vent my anger. You look at your heart... and feel comfortable, right?"
When the second master heard this, he was immediately happy and pointed at Kong Shidan and said: I said you silly kid, you are not happy to say you are stupid! Think about it, no matter how uncomfortable I feel, I can't do it so obvious, right? I am so old. What if this kid knows that I have something to do in the middle of the night? I haven't lived enough yet. All the doctors said that I have a long life, so let me live a few years.
Kong Shidan heard it was right, but just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw the second master's pen containing the accounting pen in his shirt pocket. He was immediately happy and went forward to grab the second master's chest. The second master didn't know what he was trying to do. Besides, it would be so inappropriate to grab it in such a sensitive place!
The second master hurriedly stepped back, pointed at him and said: What do you want to do?
Let's not worry, you are not He Xiuxiu, I don't have any feelings for you
Several people laughed when they heard this. This kid is really not serious.
Kong Shidan then said: Besides...besides, you don’t have breasts either
When the second master heard this, his face suddenly turned red. He had never seen such a stupid person before.
Get out of here, don't want to go back to your village, I don't have time to talk to you
Kong Shidan smiled and said: I'm looking... You have a pen, please help me remember it, turn left and right, I can't remember it...
When the second master heard this, he realized that he looked at Ma San and smiled and said: OK, then come and remember it all for him. My eyes are not very good.
Ma San was quite happy, picked up the pen and wrote down as he said just now, and handed it to Kong Shidan.
Thank you... my brother, wait... I'll push his house and invite you to drink... I'll go... I'll leave...
After saying that, he got into the car and drove to the old locust tree.
Ma San was too lazy to pay attention to him and scolded: What a stupid donkey
No matter how this child looks at him, I won’t talk about him, I will talk about us
Kong Shidan drove to the old locust tree and drove into the alley as written on the paper. The more you walked, the narrower the alley became. He couldn't help but curse: What kind of bird village Ah, no matter how narrow it is, you can't walk.
He walked carefully, afraid that he would accidentally scrape off the paint of the car. The people in the village didn't know what was going on, but they heard the sound of the car driving through the door, and couldn't help but run out of the house to take a look when they heard it.
Isn't this the fool? Why did you come here?
Although Kong Shidan could hear it clearly, she was all women who were too lazy to pay attention to them, so she kept driving, hiking all the way but didn't know where she went. Looking at the uneven houses, it seemed like they had entered a maze, bungalows, tiled houses, and the deserted and collapsed and uninhabited ones. It was scary to see them, thinking: This village is so shady, there will be no monsters, right?
As he thought about it, he felt a chill on his back. He couldn't care so much. He stepped on the accelerator and drove forward.
After about half an hour, I finally saw a bigger alley. It seems that it is almost here.
Since Tiedan's family is a rich man here, is it the one in front?
Thinking of this, he felt happy and waited to reach his doorstep, add accelerator and hit it, imagining how wonderful it would be to hear the rumbling and collapse!
But when he drove to the wealthy family, he realized that this was not Tiedan's house but the village committee compound. Looking at the grand gatehouse and the crimson brick walls, he shook his head and said?
Damn, it's so fucking happy that these guys won't fool me, right? Let's go forward and take a look
Kong Shidan drove forward again, and then he realized that he had arrived on the street. He understood in his heart. This time he was really fooled and was very angry. He looked east and saw the land temple and rushed away. When he got there, he was stunned. There was no one in front of the temple. It turned out that after a long time, he was surrounded by this old guy.
Good Ah, I can't find others, but I can't find them all and go home?
Thinking of this, he quickly drove the car to Ma San's door, stopped the car, and pushed open the door angrily
At this time, two geese were patrolling at the door. When the female goose saw a stranger coming in, she stretched out her neck and pecked her. The hole deep egg on her head was kicking it.
The female goose's eyes were filled with stars and her body was lying on the ground. Gaga kept screaming. When the goose saw this man bullying his wife, Gagaga screamed and flew away with her wings. Kong Shit egg was not careful. She was pecked by the goose. She felt a huge pain in her calf. She raised her legs and wanted to shake it off, but the goose's mouth was bitten too strong, which threw the goose's whole body up.
Ma San was doing nothing in the pharmacy at this time. When he saw Kong Shidan entangling with the goose, he immediately came out of the house and said: What do you want to do? Put down my goose quickly.
Kong Shidan couldn't shake it off at this time, and it hurt and angry. He shouted: You...you are so good. You just played tricks on me, and now I was bitten like this by your goose. This...can I just let go if I can? Let your goose go!
Ma San thought about it and realized that he saw the female goose lying next to him. The male goose must be angry and revenge is coming. This sex is similar to that of Kong Shit Egg!
Goose, let go, let go
Ma San walked over, grabbed the goose's neck and pulled it down
Sorry, the geese in my house are so loyal
As he said that, he pulled up the female goose lying on the ground and looked at it, touched its head, and said: Why are you doing such a big force? If you really kicked to death, will you compensate Ah?
Kong Shidan touched his calf with his hands, his face turned pale, but he didn't expect that he was not as heavy as a goose.
Compensation? No... I don't ask you to compensate me with one leg... It's a good idea. I didn't kick it to death today. I'm merciful. I don't kill it in the future.
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he pointed at him and said: I can tell you that this is the gatekeeper of our family. If you are disrespectful to it, I will not let you eat it and leave.
Come on, you, a dead goose is so fussy? Get me some medicine and apply it... Apply it, it will be inflamed...
Give money first
Your goose bit me...if you still have to...if you want me to pay?
At this time, the female goose had already woken up and stood up tremblingly. Ma San saw that it had nothing to do and felt relieved. She picked up the goose and walked into the goose shed.
I'm talking to you! Why do you listen...can't you hear? Get some medicine!
I also told you to give money first. Who can help you get medicine if you don’t have money?
After Ma San finished speaking, he lifted the curtain and entered the house
Kong Shit's eggs are really hurt, and a large piece of skin is bitten off. It seems that this kid is stingy enough, and there are no doctors around. If he doesn't see a doctor, his injury will definitely not heal. He thought to himself: Let's forget it
OK, give...give you money, see if you are just an iron rooster, get...give...give, give, get medicine soon
After entering the house, Kong Shidan put his leg on a stool waiting for him to see a doctor. Ma San took out two pieces of Yunnan Baiyao from the bottle and crushed it, sprinkled it on the wound and wrapped it with gauze.
Do you know why you are so unlucky?
And...isn't it because of you Ah?
Ma San gave him a blank look and said: You should not have the intention to harm others, do you understand? Enemies should be resolved rather than to make them. When will the grudges be repaid? If this continues, I think you must be in a hard work. Please restrain your mouth carefully and don’t stutter. Which woman is willing to be your wife? There are endless things you can find every day, sooner or later, and you will regret it.
Although Ma San is right, Kong Shidan just can't listen to his lesson
Just...you know a lot? This...this happened to you, you think...of course I said that. I bumped your door, and see if you are still...a big...a generous?
You dare...
Ma Sanyi glared at him, and Kong Shidan was also startled, and waved his hand quickly and said: Look, hurry... are you anxious? So, don't show off, I know... I know what to do and what not to do, I'm here to tell you clearly this time
What?
Just now... the place you told me... is fake. I've turned it back. You really... really pretend to be confused! I'll tell you, if you don't tell me... to be honest, I'll knock your door...
Before Kong Shidan finished speaking, she felt a sudden pain in her calf and couldn't help but scream: "What are you...do you tear it off?"
Aren’t you going to hit the door? Go Ah! Go Ah!
When Kong Shidan saw that Ma Sanzhen was so popular, she thought to herself: Forget it, don’t be in trouble with yourself.
Okay, let me tell you, you walk north from the avenue in front of my house, and when you walk to the end of the back street, you will be the newly built house in the pit.
This...is this time true?
He still has some beliefs and doubts
It's true, I'm going to tell you, this iron ball is just not liked. Just go and try to mess with it!
Kong Shidan thanked him and drove to Tiedan's house. I believe Ma San will not lie to him again.
Tiedan was not having a good time at this time. After Tiedan's wife took him home, she slapped him a few times, making him dizzy. But because he was in the wrong, in order to make his wife good, he knelt down and cried and begged her for forgiveness. Before the two of them had agreed, they heard a car outside.
Tiedan hurriedly stood up and shouted: Did someone steal our car?
Tiedan's wife was also panicked and was only concerned about her husband's trial. At this moment, she remembered that the door seemed to be closed. Thinking of this, she ran out with her two big breasts shaking.
Tiedan, Tiedan, please... come out for me
Tiedan and the others ran to the yard and saw that the car was still there, and they felt at ease.
When I heard someone screaming outside, I stretched my head to look at the door, and I was shocked. Oh, how did this kid find this place?
Could it be that it is here to take revenge?
Tiedan hurriedly ran over and closed the door. This made Kong Shidan, who was looking inside, see clearly that it was his house. He hurriedly jumped out of the car and prepared to open the door. Tiedan was scared and immediately closed the door hard and checked the door.
Papa, papa
Knocking outside
Open the door for me
If you don't open, what are you doing?
Kong Shidan slammed the door and shouted: What are you doing? Your and my business is not over, I... I'm here to negotiate with you now. If you answer... agree, this matter is easy to deal with. If you don't agree, I...
Before he finished speaking, Tiedan's wife couldn't help but get angry. She didn't know what Tiedan did outside and provoked this naughty green. She shouted with her big belly: I said, "What are you, Kong, listen, no matter what you two have, you can go outside to solve it. Don't bother me here, what are you? Can you still copy our house? Don't pee and look at what you look like.
Tiedan hurriedly covered her mouth when she heard this and said: Don't make noise, this guy is a life-threatening guy, it's over if he gets angry.
What's the end? Look at your bird-like appearance. A fool scares you like this. See how I deal with him! You can't be cruel to men like you.
As he said that, Tiedan's wife opened the door
At this time, Kong Shidan outside didn't expect that she would open the door and slapped the door. She was so shocked that her hand just hit Tiedan's wife's breasts. This was amazing
Hooligan, he is a hooligan, he grabbed my breasts in broad daylight, and everyone came to see Ah! He is a hooligan, and I am reluctant to let him touch my husband, but he let this kid take advantage. Oh my mom, I can't live anymore, I have no shame to see anyone again...
Kong Shidan has never touched a woman's breasts. After hitting this, it felt like an electric shock. His hand suddenly bounced up. His heart suddenly came to a glance. This breast was so big, and his chest was like two mountains, and his bra was not wearing a bra. His two nipples were erected outward, which looked very obvious.
While he was still stunned, Tiedan's wife slapped him in the face. She slapped him right away. When he heard a snap, five finger marks appeared on his face.
How do you hit people? I...I didn't mean it.
Kong Shidan touched his hot face, and the fire suddenly came up, thinking: What's wrong with touching you?
No meat lost either
Why, you still want to Ah on purpose? See if I won't beat you to death
When Kong Shidan saw that this woman was unreasonable, she shouted that Tiedan would come out.
Tiedan saw that it was not good, and his wife beat him again. Is there any more to play Ah?
So he opened the door and prepared to pull his wife in
Kong Shidan quickly looked and held Tiedan in a hurry, and a raping smile appeared in his mouth
Tiedan thought: It's over, this time it's really over
Good Ah! You still want to... want to run away, tell me, how should I solve the problem at home?
What to solve? You beat me like that day and threw me into a pit. On the cold winter lunar month, I almost became unconscious. Have you ever thought about it?
Kong Shidan couldn't hear it, and he grabbed his little finger and turned it up. It hurts Tiedan
Ah... Let go, my hand is almost broken
Then...will not say it? Otherwise, I...I'll make more effort
Tiedan couldn't stand the pain, so he hurriedly shouted: I promise you, let go
When Kong Shidan heard this, he laughed: That's right, this...this is right...
As he said that, he let go of his hand
This let go of Tiedan hit his crotch. This kick was not light. Kong Shidan sat on the ground with his lower body, his feet shaking constantly
OK... OK Ah, you... Tiedan, I and you... I won't finish it, I won't tear down your door
Tiedan's wife was also frightened and held Tiedan's hand and said: You won't kick it out, right? Look at his legs tremble...
No, right? I didn't work hard
The two of them tied the door and looked out through the crack in the door. After waiting for a while, Kong Shidan looked much better and his face turned red. He slowly stood up with his hands and spitted at the door. The two of them were so scared that they hid quickly.
Kong Shidan was so angry that he waited for a while before he recovered. At this moment, he felt his lower body numb and cursed: Tiedan, you raised it... It's a shameless person, so don't blame me for being rude. Since he doesn't... I won't compensate us for the door, I... I'll give you some colors too
As he said that, he got into the car and was about to rush over. At this time, Tiedan, who was watching in the crack of the door, was frightened and hurriedly opened the door and shouted: Brother Shidan, brother Shidan, don't do this, my door was just installed and cannot be removed.
The crazy Kong Shidan can't care so much, so he rushed over in a car. The big iron door was hit by a big hole in the car.
The anxious Tiedan couple shouted loudly inside. Seeing that the impact was ineffective, Kong Shidan stepped on the accelerator and ran over again. After a few rounds, the entire iron gate was knocked to the ground. Fortunately, the couple ran fast, otherwise they would be pressed under the door.
Seeing that the door was knocked down, Kong Shidan was still unrelievingly, so he opened it again and ran over the door several times. He stopped when he saw that the door was completely dissatisfied and drove away in the car.
You bastard, you are not a human being, this is the gate we pretend to be...
Tiedan's wife's swearing in the back street was floating, and the villagers watched everything and talked about it.
Tiedan comforted his wife and returned to the house, cursing: Damn, I won’t push your house in the future
Don't make trouble for me. I don't think you are a good thing. If you can't live with someone like you, I'd better die and I won't live anymore...
As he said that, it started to make trouble again
My good wife, stop making trouble, this jumps and jumps, be careful of getting angry
When Tiedan's wife heard this, she snorted: It would be fine if you don't say it, but I really don't want this son after saying this. It's so comfortable for you to have a shot. I'm making a big belly and making me feel scared every day. What do I want him to do? I'll dance, I'll dance, I'll jump out of this little bastard...
As he said that, he kept jumping
Tiedan was anxious. The more he said that, she jumped more and more. After a while, Tiedan's wife screamed with her belly.
It's broken, maybe it's really about to jump out, I feel so uncomfortable, Oh, my belly Ah!
You...oh, it's really
Tiedan picked up his wife and ran to Quan's house. It was far from the back street to Quan's house. In the winter, the two of them were dressed like balls. Tiedan, who had short limbs, struggled to hold his wife, as if he was dragging a large piece of meat. He was breathing while running.
Oh, my belly Ah!
The more she called Tiedan, the faster she ran. When he hugged her and ran to the intersection, he stopped immediately.
Why don’t you leave? Do you want me to have an abortion? What kind of heart do you want?
Tiedan stammered for a long time and said hesitantly: I don’t think this can be done. I have been slandered by him several times. Do you still remember the last time? He gave us a lot of expired things, which made us diarrhea and almost got into trouble.
Tiedan's wife thought about it, but she still won't go
OK, then where will we go? My stomach can't stand it anymore
As she said that, she started screaming wildly. Tiedan was already panicked at this time
Go to Zi'an Hospital, can I go back and drive?
No, I can't stand it anymore, otherwise I'll watch it here!
At this time, Tiedan's wife was in unbearable pain and wanted to solve the pain as soon as possible
But the iron ball was so stubborn that he was determined and said: If you don't go, I'll carry you on my back, don't worry, I'll run very quickly
After saying that, Tiedan hugged her tightly and trotted all the way
Although Tiedan's wife had a bad stomach, she felt distressed when she looked at her husband's panting all the way, so she endured the pain and hugged his neck tightly.
Tiedan was so tired all the way. He had never done such physical work before. It was tiring, but thinking about his wife's uncomfortable appearance and the children in her belly, what's this kind of fatigue?
Just running around like this, I don’t know how long it took, but I finally saw the lively episode
When there was about one and a half miles away, Tiedan's wife finally couldn't help but screamed in tears.
Husband, I really can't do it anymore. Hurry up, help me find a place that can block people
Tiedan was anxious, tears almost fell out and said: Don't, wife, hold on for a while, and you will be at the hospital in one mile. I won't stop, can I run? I run
As he said that, he picked her up and ran away wildly, but the wife in her arms really couldn't stand it anymore, and she screamed and beat the iron egg
Let me go, I can't stand it anymore
Tiedan had no strength at all, so she could not stand her struggle. Her wife slid from his arms. She covered her stomach with her hands and kept shouting: Husband, find me a place, help me in the ditch, I'm about to give birth
Wife, where can I have a baby in just a few months? The child has not yet formed yet! I will hold you in my arms, can you hold on for a while?
Tiedan's wife glanced around and finally saw a dilapidated house to the west, which looked like an abandoned dilapidated temple. There was a small forest next to the temple, and she shouted: Don't say so much, take me there quickly.
Tiedan was very scared, but at this time she wanted to run to the more than one mile of Shi Yi, so she had to carry her over.
It's okay, my wife, it doesn't matter if our children can't be saved. We can still have a rebirth. I just need you to be fine now.
Tiedan's wife kept nodding and endured the pain and said: Husband, thank you for being so kind to me. Now, even if I die, it is worth it. I will give you a lot of children, which will make others jealous of us...
The more they talked about it, the more they became more and more moved, and soon they arrived at the temple
In the flat fields on the roadside, the wheat fields looked very beautiful. The raised pieces of soil were stepped on by their feet and turned into pieces. Such a soft land would definitely have a good harvest next year.
Tiedan carried her to the temple and asked: Otherwise, we are outside the temple? Otherwise, we are afraid of being disrespectful to God.
Tiedan's wife smiled bitterly and said, "You are still disrespectful to God? My children are hard to protect, and I can still care about so many things! I still burn incense for Him every year, go in, and live there, so that He can see how painful His people are."
Just go to the temple
Tiedan picked her up and went into the temple, walked to the center of the temple and looked at it. She put her wife on the ground, looked at the generous divine table, and said: Okay, let's be on it!
After saying that, he reached out to wipe the divine table and patted the soil on it.
You go out quickly, I don't want you to see
Tiedan didn't dare to refute, so she walked out and shouted: Call me if you have anything, I'll be outside.
good
Tiedan's wife felt like her stomach was cut by a knife, and she felt more and more uncomfortable. She kept screaming. She lay on the table and took off her pants. As soon as she took it off, she felt something flowing out.
She thought to herself: Could it be that amniotic fluid flowed out?
Hurry up and half-squatted up. Now, something suddenly shot out from his lower body
Ah……
Tiedan's wife couldn't help but scream
Tiedan outside heard this and ran in suddenly. It doesn't matter if it doesn't look like that, but he's surprised and happy when he sees it.
You still laugh, see if your son has been born?
Tiedan's wife shouted, and she felt much more comfortable
Tiedan said with a coughing voice: Wife, it's okay, our children are fine, you have a shit
Ah?Really? I got a shit, wasn’t it a miscarriage?
Tiedan's wife hurriedly took off her pants and looked back. She saw a large pile of dilute water, dotted with mud and yellow, and shredded with silk, like broken raw egg juice, which looked so disgusting.
It's really okay, it's really okay, husband, I love you so much
Tiedan's wife said that and prepared to jump down. Tiedan1 see how this works?
Come over quickly
Come on, don't move, it seems that this god will bless us, hurry up, let's kowtow together
Tiedan's wife blushed when she heard this and thought to herself: I just said those rebellious words, and then she sucked shit on the magic table. What should I do?
Tiedan, clean the things on the God’s table first, I’m so disrespectful to God!
Tiedan thought about it, so she walked forward, but as soon as she came to the magic table, she smelled a foul smell.
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