Mengnan's comments surprised everyone present, and she never thought she would say such a thing.
Ma Sanyi thinks this may not be a good thing. If there is a problem with the two of them in the future, they will not be able to eat it themselves, so they will take care of it.
Mengnan, how can a big marriage be a joke? Think about it carefully, there is no hurry to talk about it when you two meet
Meng Nan rolled her eyes at this time, looked at Ma San and said: Don't pretend to be hypocritical here, aren't you just collecting those two pieces of meat and gifts? I'll promise you
Ma Sanyi heard that this person was so angry. To be honest, he didn't like to eat that fat meat and didn't even collect the gifts.
Mengnan, I always thought you were a reasonable person, but I didn’t expect you to say such things. You followed me to Kong Shidan’s house and asked his parents when did they give me meat and gifts?
The family looked at Ma San's angry look and felt that it might be wronged. Mengyao's mother hurried over and said earnestly: Doctor Quan, don't be angry, my daughter is small-minded, don't take it seriously, I will discuss it with my daughter and reply to you later. This is a must-see. The New Year is coming soon. If you don't meet again, you will have no time.
No need to discuss, I have decided, no matter what the man looks like, as long as you can't scare you to death, I don't care, so I won't be able to meet here today and get married tomorrow
Mengyao's father looked at Mengnan's angry look and said loudly: Do you want to anger me to death? If you are not happy and vomit every day, we will feel comfortable? Isn't it that we are both old?
Mengnan seemed very calm at this time, and slowly walked to her father and massaged him: Dad, I am so old, I have figured out everything, I don’t believe in Doctor Quan’s words, don’t I believe my sister? Kong Shidan just rolls his eyes and stutters? What’s the matter? As long as people don’t dislike me, a cripple, I will be very satisfied. What I said is the truth, I will not hide it from you. Even if I marry into their family, I may not be wronged. Just me, with my temper, it’s good enough not to punish him.
Mengyao's mother laughed: I think so, my daughter is strong everywhere. If she really gets married into their family, she will control the money first. I wish they wouldn't dare to do anything to you.
Ma Sanyi heard this and thought to himself: Where is such a person? The mother and daughter are the same
Looking at Ma San's curling lips, Meng Yao hurriedly said: I want to make this idea before I agree. Who dares to marry you? Doctor Quan, let's go out for a walk and ignore them.
Why do you, a silly girl, turn your elbows out? We are your relatives, come back for me
Of course, Ma San didn't want to leave either. How could he leave without finishing his business?
It's Ah, we can arrange the meeting day, and I will pay for it when I get it done.
When Mengyao's father heard this, he shouted: Where to play Ah? You can't go anywhere. Go to your class and play. Have money to earn Ah? You are so old and don't understand.
Of course, Ma San understood his parents' feelings for his daughter, and thought to himself: Yes, it's not good to play with me, so it's more important to do a serious matter.
OK, when do you want to meet, I will go back and talk to the other party
No need to think about it, just get married this afternoon and tomorrow. I will agree first. I don’t want you to buy me a dowry when you get married, just give me money.
Mengnan said, looking firm
How do you talk? How can you not give a dowry when you get married? Do you want others to poke our backbone?
The family yelled for a long time, and the time finally settled. I met at a small restaurant at the market this afternoon.
That small restaurant is not far from Mengnan's house, and it is also on the way home of Kong Shidan. It is the best of both worlds.
Ma San saw that it was getting late, so he went back early to tell Kong Shidan's family.
When he came to Shidan's house, he stomped his feet in a hurry and said: I said, my big matchmaker, why are you so confused about your affairs? If you ask him to come over to meet from there, isn't it equivalent to harming our Shidan? I didn't even change a neat piece of clothes. Do you think this person can be negotiated?
I heard you say that people don’t look at how good you wear, but mainly look at how people look like, isn’t it just a piece of clothing? Just go to the market to buy a new one, and wear it brightly, it’s hard not to be in Chengdu.
But now that things have come to this point, I can't change the time, so everyone rode their bicycles to the brick factory. Shidan's parents rode a bicycle, and Ma San rode a bicycle. Halfway through, the two old men couldn't catch up. Ma San went to buy a set of clothes first, and then met at the intersection at the market and went to a small restaurant together.
Ma San tried his best to pedal his bicycle, but soon arrived at the brick factory. Listening to the laughter from time to time, the women pushed wheelbarrows with embryos one by one, and went back and forth on the tiny rut roads. Not far away were rows of raw brick walls.
At this time, you can still hear Kong Shidan's singing. The songs are excited and loud, and the content is mixed with meat and vegetables. Beats and scolds are heard from time to time. Look, this kid is quite happy here.
When he arrived at the door, Ma San was stopped by an old man: What are you doing?
Ma San pointed inside and said: Uncle, I have something big to find the person who sang.
What big deal is there when you look for that kid? He is with him all day long; a slut woman is there; what big deal can he do? If you don't have any problems with your head, right?
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he was confused and asked: What? Are you with a slutty woman?
Ma San thought: With his virtue and look on his face, which woman wants to be related to him?
I'm a doctor, I'm just looking at my head problems
Oh, did you come to him for a medical treatment?
The old man squinted his eyes
Looking at the old man's smug look, Ma San asked: By the way, uncle, you have no problem with your head, right?
When the old man heard this, his brows frowned and looked at Ma San a few times: I said, why are you so hard to speak? Why do I have a problem? Tell me
Then why are you still wearing red nails?
At this time, the old man realized that he had bright red nails, so he hid his hands quickly.
At this moment, many people walked down the mountain. It seemed that they were resting time. People would not be able to bear this kind of work for a day. Besides, there are many women doing this work now, so the factory also relaxed the regulations.
Hey! Brother Quan, why are you... you come?
When the old man saw that it was Kong Shidan, he said angrily: I'm looking for you for treatment, but you're not normal.
Kong Shidan looked at him blankly and said: I said old... old man, you said I... I'm sick, look at your nails, are you... a... a... a shemale?
At this time, everyone who loved watching the fun came over. After hearing what Shit Dan said, everyone looked over
Haha, look at how sexy... so Ah!
When Ma San was about to talk about him, a pink young woman came out of the crowd. When she saw the old man's nails, she pushed him hard.
Did you apply it with my lipstick? But you really have it. Do you know how much it costs to buy that lipstick?
At this time, the old man blushed, pointed at the shit egg and apricot blossoms, and ran into the small house next to him with his head. A rectangular wooden board with white paint hanging on the side of the house, with three words "Guard Room" written on it. The board was shaking by the wind.
Ma San saw it very clearly, Tiedan was also looking at Kong Shidan next to him, without saying a word
This beautiful woman may be the sexy woman the old man mentioned, but at this time Ma San can't control so much, just want to get things done quickly
He called Tiedan: Tiedan, I said that I will meet at the delicious restaurant at the market this afternoon. You can also take a leave and go with me. You have to change your clothes.
As soon as he said this, Xinghua heard it clearly and walked over with a smile.
Why, is this matter decided? I am the best at picking clothes. I promise to make my brother so handsome. Tiedan, don't go, I will go.
Tiedan had originally couldn't stand them together. When these two people went together, what would the woman's family think of Ah?
Then he said impatiently: Don’t go, what should I do if something bad is done?
This is a great harm to Xinghua, and people can't help but talk about it.
Isn’t this person a slut? Isn’t he putting his hot face on his cold butt this time?
I deserve it. She is crazy about men? She is following this and that, but she still thinks it is not harmful enough. I think it will be dumped by Lao Hei sooner or later
Xinghua could no longer listen, and tears suddenly filled her eyes, looking at Kong Shidan
Kong Shidan knew that she was so angry that Sister Xinghua was so angry that she became stupid when she was anxious, and she didn't know how to coax women
Xinghua shook her hand fiercely and left angrily
Tiedan snorted and said: You know what you know, otherwise this matter would have to be destroyed by her.
When the three of them were about to leave, another person ran out of the factory. When the three of them turned around, they saw that it was Xinghua. Tiedan was so anxious that she looked straight at her feet. Just as she was about to yell, Ma San pulled him.
Xinghua took out a hundred dollars from her pants pocket without saying a word, handed it to Kong Shidan, and said: Buy a Zhongshan suit, that's more suitable.
Kong Shidan's mouth moved, and she couldn't say a word. She grabbed Xinghua's hand, Xinghua quickly shook her hand and ran away.
Kong Shidan shouted hysterically: Sister
He said that, he hurriedly chased after him
When Tiedan saw it, she ran over and hugged Kong Shidan. Kong Shidan kept beating Tiedan's back, knocking it loudly
Xinghua ran and shouted: Brother, bring a sibling back to me, sister, wait for your wedding candy
Sister, no, no
Ma San didn't expect that Kong Shidan was so affectionate
Ma San saw that it was getting late, and probably Shidan’s parents were at the market, so he said: Okay, stop making trouble. No matter how good she is, she can be your sister at most. There is no need to be too serious. This time, I will introduce your wife to you. When you have a wife, you will understand that your wife is good, your parents are still waiting at the market!
Kong Shidan held the hundred dollars in his hand, tears were like rain, and sobbing
Tiedan stretched out his hand, wiped Kong Shidan's tears with the corner of his sleeve, and said: Okay, there will be someone with a wife soon, and she still cry like this, aren't you afraid of laughing at me? This time, this partner is guaranteed to leave with satisfaction! Let's buy a piece of clothing and dress beautifully to go on a blind date
Kong Shidan's mood is still unstable, but it seems that he has figured it out at this time
Tiedan went to the factory manager to ask for leave, but soon drove out, and the three of them got in the car and went up to the market.
The tractor was very fast, and it was at the market in the blink of an eye. The three of them met Shidan's parents together, and then went to the clothing store.
Near the end of the year, there are a lot of people going to the market. From a distance, they look like a bunch of black ants.
Five people crawled around in the crowd and tried several stores in a row, but Kong Shidan didn't pick a suitable piece of clothing.
Shidan's parents insisted on buying a suit, saying that the suit looks generous when worn; Tiedan thinks that he should buy a jacket, and the jacket looks young when worn; Ma San thinks that it is also good to wear casual clothes, it looks easy-going, and it is too formal to suit his appearance.
But Kong Shidan rejected it all at once, but after trying it, he still couldn't pick a suitable piece of clothing.
There is only one store left in front. If you can't choose it, it will be gone. Just wear this work clothes to go on a blind date. See which woman dares to want you? She is so sloppy that she looks even poorer than a person who picks up rags.
Shidan's parents finally couldn't help but nag
Dad, what did you say? I... I'm poorer than picking up rags. Then... who would blame Ah? I blame me? I'm... Isn't it because you didn't give birth to me... I won't say it anymore, I'll solve my...
As he said that, Shidan walked to the clothing store in front of him alone.
Ma San looked at the Xinya Clothing Store in front, so he pulled Tiedan and said: Tiedan, I won’t go to the store in front. My wife is there, it’s hard to explain if I went there.
When Tiedan heard this, she immediately shouted: Dad, mom, the shop in front is good, all my wife is there, maybe I can give us some discounts
When the two heard this, they hurriedly grabbed Ma San's hand and said: Let's go, it's better to have someone who understands this matter. They are all from the villagers, so it's easy to take care of them, right? Let's go, I'll bother you this time.
Ma San had to bite the bullet and followed. As soon as he arrived at the door, Li Yàn came out and grabbed Ma San's hand and shouted: Sister-in-law, who are you here?
Kong Cui walked over with a limp and smiled, saying: Why are you here? Is there something wrong? Didn’t you tell you that I’ll go back in the past two days?
Ma San grabbed Kong Cui's hand and looked at him affectionately: Wife, thank you for your hard work. This time I came to match Kong Shidan. The two sides are going to meet today, so I came to your store to pick up a piece of clothing.
Kong Cui also saw several people at the door at this time, and said with a smile: You have also learned to be a matchmaker, haha
Kong Cui saw him holding his hand and glared at him: Everyone is watching! I will tell the boss, this is also the person you introduced.
Kong Cui was talking, Xinya walked out of it, and saw Ma San hurriedly said: Big brother is here, hurry up and sit down Li Yàn, go buy a bottle of drinks for your brother
Li Yàn jumped out like a child, and Ma San hurriedly shouted: Stop busy, we'll leave later
Li Yàn finally got the opportunity, but he was willing to let it go? No one was seen at once
Kong Cui pointed to Xiang Xinya at the door and said: The people in our village want to go on a blind date, so he took him to the store to buy a piece of clothing.
Oh, is that? That's great, don't spoil it, come in quickly
Several people were invited in politely by the guest. Xinya pointed at Kong Shidan and said: Is this our protagonist today?
When Kong Shidan's parents heard this, they nodded desperately
Xinya smiled and looked at Kong Shidan carefully and said: Well, she looked like a groom at first sight, so handsome!
Ma San thought: This woman is so good at speaking, Kong Shidan must be very comfortable
Kong Shidan has never been praised in person like this, and he keeps laughing
Since you came to my store, I will pick a piece of clothing for the groom. He is too formal in his suit, and his shoulders are too smooth to fit his suit; if he wears a jacket too much, he will try this one
Xinya pointed to a Zhongshan suit hanging on the wall. When Kong Shidan saw it, she clapped her hands excitedly: Yes, I want to... Zhongshan suit, I like... Happy Zhongshan suit
Xinya kept nodding, took off her clothes and helped him put them on.
I think the clothes are not good
Shitdan's mother looked at her son and said
Kong Shidan was ecstatic and reached out to his gloves. The dark blue Zhongshan suit looked very energetic when he wore it. His shoulders and waist were just right, and his whole body was straightened. After changing his clothes, he seemed to have become a person.
Does the temperament come out? If you stand in front of a girl, it will be difficult not to capture others' hearts!
Xinya said as she turned him around, and everyone kept nodding. The clothes were very suitable for both color and size.
Shidan's mother also agreed and nodded and said: This dress is good, it's right. You see, we are all from the villagers, in terms of price...
Xinya smiled: Of course, I would give you a discount if you don’t need to say this. Besides, Kong Cui helped me so much in the store and even made a full set of pants worth 110 yuan. What do you think?
When Kong Shi Dad heard this, he kept nodding. Ma San also felt that the price was really not expensive. In other stores, the cheapest suit costs about 280 yuan, and a whole jacket costs at least 150 yuan.
OK, I think you are really good, please give me money
Well, you...you said to my sister Xinghua...all said the same thing, I...I'm suitable for wearing this kind of clothes
Never seen me praise myself before, everyone couldn't help laughing
The careful Xinya really has a way of treating guests. She invited Kong Shidan to the room, dressed up for him, washed her face, and applied some oil. She immediately looked much more energetic
Ma San also took the opportunity to say a few words to his wife, and then several people left Xinya Clothing Store and prepared to go for a blind date.
At this time, Kong Shidan seemed to have become a dazzling star in the crowd. He thought about what he saw in the mirror just now, and he was a little fluttering, as if everyone present was not as handsome as himself.
If someone else touches his new clothes, he will pat his clothes gently with his hands.
Ma San looked at Kong Shidan and thought to himself: His current image can almost be said to be the most perfect. It would be impossible to make that face look handsome and handsome.
There is a restaurant ahead, let me tell you what you should pay attention to
Shidan's mother looked at Ma San and said
There is nothing to pay attention to. Now you can't do it right after you pretend. You should restrain yourself by speaking. It's best not to stutter, speak less, and you can speak as short as possible.
Oh, yes...yes, my son has nothing to do with stuttering and inconsistent teeth
Kong Shidan suddenly saw a stall selling roast chicken in front of him. The fragrance came to his nose. He couldn't control himself and water flowed out of his mouth.
Ma Sanyi looked at it and said hurriedly: Look, this is not good. If you drool during a blind date, people will definitely disagree.
When Kong Shidan's parents heard this, they immediately slapped him on the body and said viciously: Look at you, how old you are, you are still drooling.
Kong Shidan stretched out his arms and wiped his saliva. A white thing like a small grain of sand appeared on the clean blue Zhongshan suit.
Oh, look at you, I don’t know how to clean my new clothes.
As he said that, he beat him with his hands, but Shidan's mother's hands were not clean, and the more she beat him, the dirtier she became. She was so anxious that Kong Shidan ÁÁ screamed.
OK... OK, don't... don't do it
Shit the fucking hand away
At this time, Mengnan and his family were waiting in a delicious small restaurant early. After looking around, they finally saw Ma San. Mengyao quickly ran inside and told her parents that her parents kept tidying up their clothes, as if they were going to go on a blind date.
Meng Man didn't have any expression of excitement, and sat steadily on the chair and looked at them.
I'll tell you, you have to be optimistic this time and don't make decisions randomly
When Meng Nan heard this, she laughed twice and said: No matter what, I will marry today.
you……
Mengyao's parents listened to this, they really didn't know what to say
Whether it succeeds or not, you must pay attention to your cross-eyes...
Mengyao's father still felt that his eyes were wrong. What if the other party saw two eyeballs gathered on the bridge of his nose when they met and he was unwilling to do so?
In this way, you look at my two fingers with two eyes.
At this time, no matter how Mengyao's mother forced her, her two eyeballs were unable to separate. The two black beads leaning against the bridge of her nose were white beads, and the back half of her eyes were white beads.
Her mother had done it for a while and saw that there was no result, so she had to sigh and sit down.
Let's take it as you like
As they were talking, Mengyao at the door ran over again: Here, I'm here, I'm at the door
When Mengyao's parents heard this, they felt panicked. They hurriedly pulled Mengman like the great man and said: Stop sitting, go pick them up quickly.
Meng Man gave them a blank look and said: What to pick up? Could it be that I would carry him over?
As they were talking, Ma San walked in and saw Mengyao and her parents hurriedly saying: Uncle, aunt, I have been waiting for you for a long time. I'm sorry to come, I'll introduce you to you
As he said that, Ma San pointed at Shidan's father and said: This is Shidan's father, this is Shidan's mother...
Before Ma San finished speaking, he heard Meng Nan scream: After talking for a long time, where is that shit egg?
Meng Man looked around while talking, and the two soft breasts on her chest were shaking everywhere. Ma San looked at him, where did Kong Shidan run away?
Shitdan's parents were also anxious. Why didn't people see each other at the most critical moment?
At this time, Tiedan pulled Kong Shidan out of the alley not far away, and saw Kong Shidan's face flushed
What are you doing?
Shidan dad was so angry that he lowered his voice and said
I...I disagree
Kong Shidan said something
If you don’t agree, you have to see this matter. What else do you want just like this?
As he said that, Tiedan pulled him over
Ma San was about to introduce Shit Dan, Meng Man stood up, pushed her parents away, and walked to Kong Shit Dan.
When Kong Shidan saw that this woman was half a head taller than herself. She could be described as a tall and big man, especially the two super-large breasts that made his eyes lit up. These breasts were so energetic that they might be more enjoyable to play with.
He suddenly felt that she was a bit cute
Haha, you are Kong Shidan Ah? She looks pretty casual
You...you are...you are also...you do whatever you want, longer horizontally than vertically...
Kong Shidan was very dissatisfied. When he saw her face, he was surprised.
What to watch? Haven't you seen cross-eyed Ah?
Kong Shidan reached out and shook her eyes. Mengnan was so angry when she saw it, she thought to herself: Isn’t this harming me?
She then grabbed Kong Shidan's hand and threw Kong Shidan to the ground with a neat shoulder.
Kong Shit is so painful. Originally, I have been tiring enough to work these few days, but this is a death
Shittan touched his butt and started screaming, then his dad screamed: OK, OK
When Shidan's mother heard this, she slapped him in the butt and said: "Okay, you big-headed ghost, your son is almost dead."
As he said that, he went to shit
Shidan never expected that a woman would have such great strength. Just when she was about to get angry, Mengnan became gentle. She stole over, pulled Shidan and said softly: Husband, did you hurt if you fall?
Kong Shidan thought to himself: How did this woman change so quickly?
But looking at her fat body and big breasts, his saliva couldn't help but flow out, because he thought of Xinghua and Tiedan's wife's breasts. He wanted to go to bed with her, so he would not bump into the bones, and he felt absolutely fleshy.
No...it's okay, I...I can withstand it
Haha, OK, then get up quickly. The reason I do this is to show you that I can not only be your wife, but also your bodyguard.
This sentence scared everyone very much, and Kong Shitdan almost vomited it out, thinking: This woman is really good, she can say anything.
She is okay elsewhere, but that pair of eyes doesn't work. She always feels that she is not looking at herself
You...you...you can see clearly...are you?
Yes, and it's very concentrated. My dad often says that when I go to bed at night, my eyes look like two light bulbs, and I'll turn on it without turning on the light at night.
That... that weird... it's scary. When I open my eyes at night, I see two light bulbs.
Haha, don't be afraid, just get used to it. Look at me, as a rural person, I can do anything, but I have to have a good body. I just used 10% of my strength to fall, so no matter whether you die or live in the future, I can support the sky
When Kong Shidan's family heard this, they thought to themselves: What is this?
At this time, Mengnan helped Kong Shit Orange into the seat, and everyone took the seat.
Kong Shidan seemed to be less repulsive, thinking that this woman was OK, and he heard from Tiedan that only if he had a wife at home could he have a woman outside. If he got married, he could go on a date with Sister Xinghua.
He thought happily in his heart, and a rare smile appeared on his face
He smiled, and he looked so good
Kong Shidan listened to Mengnan's praise and thought to herself: You are still happy, you will be happy when you are happy.
You see, these two children are quite in love. If you think it's OK, we'll make a decision.
Ma Sanyi thinks this may not be a good thing. If there is a problem with the two of them in the future, they will not be able to eat it themselves, so they will take care of it.
Mengnan, how can a big marriage be a joke? Think about it carefully, there is no hurry to talk about it when you two meet
Meng Nan rolled her eyes at this time, looked at Ma San and said: Don't pretend to be hypocritical here, aren't you just collecting those two pieces of meat and gifts? I'll promise you
Ma Sanyi heard that this person was so angry. To be honest, he didn't like to eat that fat meat and didn't even collect the gifts.
Mengnan, I always thought you were a reasonable person, but I didn’t expect you to say such things. You followed me to Kong Shidan’s house and asked his parents when did they give me meat and gifts?
The family looked at Ma San's angry look and felt that it might be wronged. Mengyao's mother hurried over and said earnestly: Doctor Quan, don't be angry, my daughter is small-minded, don't take it seriously, I will discuss it with my daughter and reply to you later. This is a must-see. The New Year is coming soon. If you don't meet again, you will have no time.
No need to discuss, I have decided, no matter what the man looks like, as long as you can't scare you to death, I don't care, so I won't be able to meet here today and get married tomorrow
Mengyao's father looked at Mengnan's angry look and said loudly: Do you want to anger me to death? If you are not happy and vomit every day, we will feel comfortable? Isn't it that we are both old?
Mengnan seemed very calm at this time, and slowly walked to her father and massaged him: Dad, I am so old, I have figured out everything, I don’t believe in Doctor Quan’s words, don’t I believe my sister? Kong Shidan just rolls his eyes and stutters? What’s the matter? As long as people don’t dislike me, a cripple, I will be very satisfied. What I said is the truth, I will not hide it from you. Even if I marry into their family, I may not be wronged. Just me, with my temper, it’s good enough not to punish him.
Mengyao's mother laughed: I think so, my daughter is strong everywhere. If she really gets married into their family, she will control the money first. I wish they wouldn't dare to do anything to you.
Ma Sanyi heard this and thought to himself: Where is such a person? The mother and daughter are the same
Looking at Ma San's curling lips, Meng Yao hurriedly said: I want to make this idea before I agree. Who dares to marry you? Doctor Quan, let's go out for a walk and ignore them.
Why do you, a silly girl, turn your elbows out? We are your relatives, come back for me
Of course, Ma San didn't want to leave either. How could he leave without finishing his business?
It's Ah, we can arrange the meeting day, and I will pay for it when I get it done.
When Mengyao's father heard this, he shouted: Where to play Ah? You can't go anywhere. Go to your class and play. Have money to earn Ah? You are so old and don't understand.
Of course, Ma San understood his parents' feelings for his daughter, and thought to himself: Yes, it's not good to play with me, so it's more important to do a serious matter.
OK, when do you want to meet, I will go back and talk to the other party
No need to think about it, just get married this afternoon and tomorrow. I will agree first. I don’t want you to buy me a dowry when you get married, just give me money.
Mengnan said, looking firm
How do you talk? How can you not give a dowry when you get married? Do you want others to poke our backbone?
The family yelled for a long time, and the time finally settled. I met at a small restaurant at the market this afternoon.
That small restaurant is not far from Mengnan's house, and it is also on the way home of Kong Shidan. It is the best of both worlds.
Ma San saw that it was getting late, so he went back early to tell Kong Shidan's family.
When he came to Shidan's house, he stomped his feet in a hurry and said: I said, my big matchmaker, why are you so confused about your affairs? If you ask him to come over to meet from there, isn't it equivalent to harming our Shidan? I didn't even change a neat piece of clothes. Do you think this person can be negotiated?
I heard you say that people don’t look at how good you wear, but mainly look at how people look like, isn’t it just a piece of clothing? Just go to the market to buy a new one, and wear it brightly, it’s hard not to be in Chengdu.
But now that things have come to this point, I can't change the time, so everyone rode their bicycles to the brick factory. Shidan's parents rode a bicycle, and Ma San rode a bicycle. Halfway through, the two old men couldn't catch up. Ma San went to buy a set of clothes first, and then met at the intersection at the market and went to a small restaurant together.
Ma San tried his best to pedal his bicycle, but soon arrived at the brick factory. Listening to the laughter from time to time, the women pushed wheelbarrows with embryos one by one, and went back and forth on the tiny rut roads. Not far away were rows of raw brick walls.
At this time, you can still hear Kong Shidan's singing. The songs are excited and loud, and the content is mixed with meat and vegetables. Beats and scolds are heard from time to time. Look, this kid is quite happy here.
When he arrived at the door, Ma San was stopped by an old man: What are you doing?
Ma San pointed inside and said: Uncle, I have something big to find the person who sang.
What big deal is there when you look for that kid? He is with him all day long; a slut woman is there; what big deal can he do? If you don't have any problems with your head, right?
When Ma Sanyi heard this, he was confused and asked: What? Are you with a slutty woman?
Ma San thought: With his virtue and look on his face, which woman wants to be related to him?
I'm a doctor, I'm just looking at my head problems
Oh, did you come to him for a medical treatment?
The old man squinted his eyes
Looking at the old man's smug look, Ma San asked: By the way, uncle, you have no problem with your head, right?
When the old man heard this, his brows frowned and looked at Ma San a few times: I said, why are you so hard to speak? Why do I have a problem? Tell me
Then why are you still wearing red nails?
At this time, the old man realized that he had bright red nails, so he hid his hands quickly.
At this moment, many people walked down the mountain. It seemed that they were resting time. People would not be able to bear this kind of work for a day. Besides, there are many women doing this work now, so the factory also relaxed the regulations.
Hey! Brother Quan, why are you... you come?
When the old man saw that it was Kong Shidan, he said angrily: I'm looking for you for treatment, but you're not normal.
Kong Shidan looked at him blankly and said: I said old... old man, you said I... I'm sick, look at your nails, are you... a... a... a shemale?
At this time, everyone who loved watching the fun came over. After hearing what Shit Dan said, everyone looked over
Haha, look at how sexy... so Ah!
When Ma San was about to talk about him, a pink young woman came out of the crowd. When she saw the old man's nails, she pushed him hard.
Did you apply it with my lipstick? But you really have it. Do you know how much it costs to buy that lipstick?
At this time, the old man blushed, pointed at the shit egg and apricot blossoms, and ran into the small house next to him with his head. A rectangular wooden board with white paint hanging on the side of the house, with three words "Guard Room" written on it. The board was shaking by the wind.
Ma San saw it very clearly, Tiedan was also looking at Kong Shidan next to him, without saying a word
This beautiful woman may be the sexy woman the old man mentioned, but at this time Ma San can't control so much, just want to get things done quickly
He called Tiedan: Tiedan, I said that I will meet at the delicious restaurant at the market this afternoon. You can also take a leave and go with me. You have to change your clothes.
As soon as he said this, Xinghua heard it clearly and walked over with a smile.
Why, is this matter decided? I am the best at picking clothes. I promise to make my brother so handsome. Tiedan, don't go, I will go.
Tiedan had originally couldn't stand them together. When these two people went together, what would the woman's family think of Ah?
Then he said impatiently: Don’t go, what should I do if something bad is done?
This is a great harm to Xinghua, and people can't help but talk about it.
Isn’t this person a slut? Isn’t he putting his hot face on his cold butt this time?
I deserve it. She is crazy about men? She is following this and that, but she still thinks it is not harmful enough. I think it will be dumped by Lao Hei sooner or later
Xinghua could no longer listen, and tears suddenly filled her eyes, looking at Kong Shidan
Kong Shidan knew that she was so angry that Sister Xinghua was so angry that she became stupid when she was anxious, and she didn't know how to coax women
Xinghua shook her hand fiercely and left angrily
Tiedan snorted and said: You know what you know, otherwise this matter would have to be destroyed by her.
When the three of them were about to leave, another person ran out of the factory. When the three of them turned around, they saw that it was Xinghua. Tiedan was so anxious that she looked straight at her feet. Just as she was about to yell, Ma San pulled him.
Xinghua took out a hundred dollars from her pants pocket without saying a word, handed it to Kong Shidan, and said: Buy a Zhongshan suit, that's more suitable.
Kong Shidan's mouth moved, and she couldn't say a word. She grabbed Xinghua's hand, Xinghua quickly shook her hand and ran away.
Kong Shidan shouted hysterically: Sister
He said that, he hurriedly chased after him
When Tiedan saw it, she ran over and hugged Kong Shidan. Kong Shidan kept beating Tiedan's back, knocking it loudly
Xinghua ran and shouted: Brother, bring a sibling back to me, sister, wait for your wedding candy
Sister, no, no
Ma San didn't expect that Kong Shidan was so affectionate
Ma San saw that it was getting late, and probably Shidan’s parents were at the market, so he said: Okay, stop making trouble. No matter how good she is, she can be your sister at most. There is no need to be too serious. This time, I will introduce your wife to you. When you have a wife, you will understand that your wife is good, your parents are still waiting at the market!
Kong Shidan held the hundred dollars in his hand, tears were like rain, and sobbing
Tiedan stretched out his hand, wiped Kong Shidan's tears with the corner of his sleeve, and said: Okay, there will be someone with a wife soon, and she still cry like this, aren't you afraid of laughing at me? This time, this partner is guaranteed to leave with satisfaction! Let's buy a piece of clothing and dress beautifully to go on a blind date
Kong Shidan's mood is still unstable, but it seems that he has figured it out at this time
Tiedan went to the factory manager to ask for leave, but soon drove out, and the three of them got in the car and went up to the market.
The tractor was very fast, and it was at the market in the blink of an eye. The three of them met Shidan's parents together, and then went to the clothing store.
Near the end of the year, there are a lot of people going to the market. From a distance, they look like a bunch of black ants.
Five people crawled around in the crowd and tried several stores in a row, but Kong Shidan didn't pick a suitable piece of clothing.
Shidan's parents insisted on buying a suit, saying that the suit looks generous when worn; Tiedan thinks that he should buy a jacket, and the jacket looks young when worn; Ma San thinks that it is also good to wear casual clothes, it looks easy-going, and it is too formal to suit his appearance.
But Kong Shidan rejected it all at once, but after trying it, he still couldn't pick a suitable piece of clothing.
There is only one store left in front. If you can't choose it, it will be gone. Just wear this work clothes to go on a blind date. See which woman dares to want you? She is so sloppy that she looks even poorer than a person who picks up rags.
Shidan's parents finally couldn't help but nag
Dad, what did you say? I... I'm poorer than picking up rags. Then... who would blame Ah? I blame me? I'm... Isn't it because you didn't give birth to me... I won't say it anymore, I'll solve my...
As he said that, Shidan walked to the clothing store in front of him alone.
Ma San looked at the Xinya Clothing Store in front, so he pulled Tiedan and said: Tiedan, I won’t go to the store in front. My wife is there, it’s hard to explain if I went there.
When Tiedan heard this, she immediately shouted: Dad, mom, the shop in front is good, all my wife is there, maybe I can give us some discounts
When the two heard this, they hurriedly grabbed Ma San's hand and said: Let's go, it's better to have someone who understands this matter. They are all from the villagers, so it's easy to take care of them, right? Let's go, I'll bother you this time.
Ma San had to bite the bullet and followed. As soon as he arrived at the door, Li Yàn came out and grabbed Ma San's hand and shouted: Sister-in-law, who are you here?
Kong Cui walked over with a limp and smiled, saying: Why are you here? Is there something wrong? Didn’t you tell you that I’ll go back in the past two days?
Ma San grabbed Kong Cui's hand and looked at him affectionately: Wife, thank you for your hard work. This time I came to match Kong Shidan. The two sides are going to meet today, so I came to your store to pick up a piece of clothing.
Kong Cui also saw several people at the door at this time, and said with a smile: You have also learned to be a matchmaker, haha
Kong Cui saw him holding his hand and glared at him: Everyone is watching! I will tell the boss, this is also the person you introduced.
Kong Cui was talking, Xinya walked out of it, and saw Ma San hurriedly said: Big brother is here, hurry up and sit down Li Yàn, go buy a bottle of drinks for your brother
Li Yàn jumped out like a child, and Ma San hurriedly shouted: Stop busy, we'll leave later
Li Yàn finally got the opportunity, but he was willing to let it go? No one was seen at once
Kong Cui pointed to Xiang Xinya at the door and said: The people in our village want to go on a blind date, so he took him to the store to buy a piece of clothing.
Oh, is that? That's great, don't spoil it, come in quickly
Several people were invited in politely by the guest. Xinya pointed at Kong Shidan and said: Is this our protagonist today?
When Kong Shidan's parents heard this, they nodded desperately
Xinya smiled and looked at Kong Shidan carefully and said: Well, she looked like a groom at first sight, so handsome!
Ma San thought: This woman is so good at speaking, Kong Shidan must be very comfortable
Kong Shidan has never been praised in person like this, and he keeps laughing
Since you came to my store, I will pick a piece of clothing for the groom. He is too formal in his suit, and his shoulders are too smooth to fit his suit; if he wears a jacket too much, he will try this one
Xinya pointed to a Zhongshan suit hanging on the wall. When Kong Shidan saw it, she clapped her hands excitedly: Yes, I want to... Zhongshan suit, I like... Happy Zhongshan suit
Xinya kept nodding, took off her clothes and helped him put them on.
I think the clothes are not good
Shitdan's mother looked at her son and said
Kong Shidan was ecstatic and reached out to his gloves. The dark blue Zhongshan suit looked very energetic when he wore it. His shoulders and waist were just right, and his whole body was straightened. After changing his clothes, he seemed to have become a person.
Does the temperament come out? If you stand in front of a girl, it will be difficult not to capture others' hearts!
Xinya said as she turned him around, and everyone kept nodding. The clothes were very suitable for both color and size.
Shidan's mother also agreed and nodded and said: This dress is good, it's right. You see, we are all from the villagers, in terms of price...
Xinya smiled: Of course, I would give you a discount if you don’t need to say this. Besides, Kong Cui helped me so much in the store and even made a full set of pants worth 110 yuan. What do you think?
When Kong Shi Dad heard this, he kept nodding. Ma San also felt that the price was really not expensive. In other stores, the cheapest suit costs about 280 yuan, and a whole jacket costs at least 150 yuan.
OK, I think you are really good, please give me money
Well, you...you said to my sister Xinghua...all said the same thing, I...I'm suitable for wearing this kind of clothes
Never seen me praise myself before, everyone couldn't help laughing
The careful Xinya really has a way of treating guests. She invited Kong Shidan to the room, dressed up for him, washed her face, and applied some oil. She immediately looked much more energetic
Ma San also took the opportunity to say a few words to his wife, and then several people left Xinya Clothing Store and prepared to go for a blind date.
At this time, Kong Shidan seemed to have become a dazzling star in the crowd. He thought about what he saw in the mirror just now, and he was a little fluttering, as if everyone present was not as handsome as himself.
If someone else touches his new clothes, he will pat his clothes gently with his hands.
Ma San looked at Kong Shidan and thought to himself: His current image can almost be said to be the most perfect. It would be impossible to make that face look handsome and handsome.
There is a restaurant ahead, let me tell you what you should pay attention to
Shidan's mother looked at Ma San and said
There is nothing to pay attention to. Now you can't do it right after you pretend. You should restrain yourself by speaking. It's best not to stutter, speak less, and you can speak as short as possible.
Oh, yes...yes, my son has nothing to do with stuttering and inconsistent teeth
Kong Shidan suddenly saw a stall selling roast chicken in front of him. The fragrance came to his nose. He couldn't control himself and water flowed out of his mouth.
Ma Sanyi looked at it and said hurriedly: Look, this is not good. If you drool during a blind date, people will definitely disagree.
When Kong Shidan's parents heard this, they immediately slapped him on the body and said viciously: Look at you, how old you are, you are still drooling.
Kong Shidan stretched out his arms and wiped his saliva. A white thing like a small grain of sand appeared on the clean blue Zhongshan suit.
Oh, look at you, I don’t know how to clean my new clothes.
As he said that, he beat him with his hands, but Shidan's mother's hands were not clean, and the more she beat him, the dirtier she became. She was so anxious that Kong Shidan ÁÁ screamed.
OK... OK, don't... don't do it
Shit the fucking hand away
At this time, Mengnan and his family were waiting in a delicious small restaurant early. After looking around, they finally saw Ma San. Mengyao quickly ran inside and told her parents that her parents kept tidying up their clothes, as if they were going to go on a blind date.
Meng Man didn't have any expression of excitement, and sat steadily on the chair and looked at them.
I'll tell you, you have to be optimistic this time and don't make decisions randomly
When Meng Nan heard this, she laughed twice and said: No matter what, I will marry today.
you……
Mengyao's parents listened to this, they really didn't know what to say
Whether it succeeds or not, you must pay attention to your cross-eyes...
Mengyao's father still felt that his eyes were wrong. What if the other party saw two eyeballs gathered on the bridge of his nose when they met and he was unwilling to do so?
In this way, you look at my two fingers with two eyes.
At this time, no matter how Mengyao's mother forced her, her two eyeballs were unable to separate. The two black beads leaning against the bridge of her nose were white beads, and the back half of her eyes were white beads.
Her mother had done it for a while and saw that there was no result, so she had to sigh and sit down.
Let's take it as you like
As they were talking, Mengyao at the door ran over again: Here, I'm here, I'm at the door
When Mengyao's parents heard this, they felt panicked. They hurriedly pulled Mengman like the great man and said: Stop sitting, go pick them up quickly.
Meng Man gave them a blank look and said: What to pick up? Could it be that I would carry him over?
As they were talking, Ma San walked in and saw Mengyao and her parents hurriedly saying: Uncle, aunt, I have been waiting for you for a long time. I'm sorry to come, I'll introduce you to you
As he said that, Ma San pointed at Shidan's father and said: This is Shidan's father, this is Shidan's mother...
Before Ma San finished speaking, he heard Meng Nan scream: After talking for a long time, where is that shit egg?
Meng Man looked around while talking, and the two soft breasts on her chest were shaking everywhere. Ma San looked at him, where did Kong Shidan run away?
Shitdan's parents were also anxious. Why didn't people see each other at the most critical moment?
At this time, Tiedan pulled Kong Shidan out of the alley not far away, and saw Kong Shidan's face flushed
What are you doing?
Shidan dad was so angry that he lowered his voice and said
I...I disagree
Kong Shidan said something
If you don’t agree, you have to see this matter. What else do you want just like this?
As he said that, Tiedan pulled him over
Ma San was about to introduce Shit Dan, Meng Man stood up, pushed her parents away, and walked to Kong Shit Dan.
When Kong Shidan saw that this woman was half a head taller than herself. She could be described as a tall and big man, especially the two super-large breasts that made his eyes lit up. These breasts were so energetic that they might be more enjoyable to play with.
He suddenly felt that she was a bit cute
Haha, you are Kong Shidan Ah? She looks pretty casual
You...you are...you are also...you do whatever you want, longer horizontally than vertically...
Kong Shidan was very dissatisfied. When he saw her face, he was surprised.
What to watch? Haven't you seen cross-eyed Ah?
Kong Shidan reached out and shook her eyes. Mengnan was so angry when she saw it, she thought to herself: Isn’t this harming me?
She then grabbed Kong Shidan's hand and threw Kong Shidan to the ground with a neat shoulder.
Kong Shit is so painful. Originally, I have been tiring enough to work these few days, but this is a death
Shittan touched his butt and started screaming, then his dad screamed: OK, OK
When Shidan's mother heard this, she slapped him in the butt and said: "Okay, you big-headed ghost, your son is almost dead."
As he said that, he went to shit
Shidan never expected that a woman would have such great strength. Just when she was about to get angry, Mengnan became gentle. She stole over, pulled Shidan and said softly: Husband, did you hurt if you fall?
Kong Shidan thought to himself: How did this woman change so quickly?
But looking at her fat body and big breasts, his saliva couldn't help but flow out, because he thought of Xinghua and Tiedan's wife's breasts. He wanted to go to bed with her, so he would not bump into the bones, and he felt absolutely fleshy.
No...it's okay, I...I can withstand it
Haha, OK, then get up quickly. The reason I do this is to show you that I can not only be your wife, but also your bodyguard.
This sentence scared everyone very much, and Kong Shitdan almost vomited it out, thinking: This woman is really good, she can say anything.
She is okay elsewhere, but that pair of eyes doesn't work. She always feels that she is not looking at herself
You...you...you can see clearly...are you?
Yes, and it's very concentrated. My dad often says that when I go to bed at night, my eyes look like two light bulbs, and I'll turn on it without turning on the light at night.
That... that weird... it's scary. When I open my eyes at night, I see two light bulbs.
Haha, don't be afraid, just get used to it. Look at me, as a rural person, I can do anything, but I have to have a good body. I just used 10% of my strength to fall, so no matter whether you die or live in the future, I can support the sky
When Kong Shidan's family heard this, they thought to themselves: What is this?
At this time, Mengnan helped Kong Shit Orange into the seat, and everyone took the seat.
Kong Shidan seemed to be less repulsive, thinking that this woman was OK, and he heard from Tiedan that only if he had a wife at home could he have a woman outside. If he got married, he could go on a date with Sister Xinghua.
He thought happily in his heart, and a rare smile appeared on his face
He smiled, and he looked so good
Kong Shidan listened to Mengnan's praise and thought to herself: You are still happy, you will be happy when you are happy.
You see, these two children are quite in love. If you think it's OK, we'll make a decision.