Sex is the eternal driving force that promotes human progress. This is true, but in a person's life, in addition to sexual matters, there are many other messy things, in addition to food, clothing, housing and transportation necessary for life, there are also many trivial matters. In the third year of junior high school, Zhang Tiejun dropped out of school and stayed at home because of these trivial matters!
The story is like this. Zhang Tiejun has always had a hobby of collecting stinky farts. He put the collected stinky farts in a bottle, then sealed them with several layers of plastic film, and then covered the bottle cap. Once it needs to be used to deal with someone, he will open the bottle and use the stinky farts to smoke him!
The English class taught us a thin female teacher wearing glasses, surnamed Shao and named Chunmei. This English teacher named Shao Chunmei is the wife of our school’s teaching director. She is a little thin, but she looks a bit like the Hong Kong star Zhao Yazhi, but she is much more fierce than Zhao Yazhi. Especially for those students with poor academic performance, once these students have poor exams or answer questions in class, she will ask these students to stand in front of the blackboard, face the wall and think about their mistakes, and sometimes even slap the palm. This teacher named Shao Chunmei is so fierce when she gets fierce. Her eyes are wide open behind the glasses, and her face is serious, just like a strong woman who has been sexually suppressed for too long, venting her sexual suppression to her students!
Zhang Tiejun's English scores are the worst in the class. This kid seems to have a certain degree of rejection and resistance towards English classes. The main reason is that when a classmate of Dog Egg is asked to shout Sister/Brther in front of him if he has something to do, he implies that there are too many brothers and sisters on Zhang Tiejun's face. Zhang Tiejun is very angry, hates Dog Egg, and hates English classes, especially hates the two English words Sister/Brther. Every time the teacher asks everyone to recite these two English words loudly, Zhang Tiejun always shuts his mouth, so this situation is discovered by Teacher Shao Chunmei!
I remember in an English class, Teacher Shao Chunmei pointed at these two English words and called Zhang Tiejun to stand up and read. At that time, Zhang Tiejun was so embarrassed that he was red and said, Teacher Shao Chunmei stared at her and told Zhang Tiejun to follow her. Zhang Tiejun had no choice but to open his mouth and come up with these two sister/Brther, who had been waiting for a thousand years. At that time, most people in the class were laughing so hard that they were laughing, especially the dog egg classmate, who burst into tears!
At that time, Zhang Tiejun really wanted to hit him and die on the cement wall, or find a crack in the ground to drill it. This is so fucking embarrassing!
That day, after English class, Zhang Tiejun sat motionless in his position, his face looked very bad. At that time, Zhang Tiejun decided to use his bottled fart to deal with Shao Chunmei. How could she humiliate him in front of so many classmates? She knew that he didn't like these two words, but why did she ask him to stand up and read it in front of so many classmates, and asked him to read it several times. This was really too much!
So, on Saturday, Zhang Tiejun went home and made full preparations. He took out an antique-grade bottle of stinky fart that he had treasured for a long time. Zhang Tiejun has been collecting it since the fifth grade of elementary school. By the third grade of junior high school, it had been collecting it for more than four years. According to Zhang Tiejun's conservative estimate, there are at least 500 stinky farts in this bottle. You can imagine what the situation will be when 500 stinky farts suddenly emerge from the bottle. The power is like an atomic bomb explosion. Therefore, for this bottle of antique-grade treasure, Zhang Tiejun is really reluctant to take it out, but this time, he was so angry, so he took the bottle of atomic bomb on Sunday afternoon.He put it in his schoolbag and went back to school. Zhang Tiejun knew that there would be an English class tomorrow morning, and he would let Teacher Shao Chunmei smell his stinky fart!
In order to conceive this plan to use stinky farts to fumigate Teacher Shao Chunmei, Zhang Tiejun spent a lot of brain cells to open the bottle cap. After opening the bottle cap, it is more appropriate to poke a few embroidery needles on those layers of plastic films?
If there are too many holes, the smell of stinky farts will be a little thicker, but the duration will be shorter. If there are too few holes, I am afraid that the smell of stinky farts will not be strong enough. Also, where is the right place for this stinky fart bottle?
Later, Zhang Tiejun finally decided on the plan. Before the English class bell rang, he put the stinky fart bottle in the open grid under the lectern, and then pretended to be wiping the blackboard. The bottle cap was already open. When Zhang Tiejun saw that Teacher Shao Chunmei was about to enter the classroom, he poked three fierce men on the plastic film of the stinky fart bottle at a very fast speed. Zhang Tiejun immediately smelled a very stinky smell emitted from the stinky fart bottle. Zhang Tiejun ran back to his seat with satisfaction!
Teacher Shao Chunmei smelled a smell of stinky farts as soon as she walked up to the podium, but as a teacher, she was not good at covering her nose and afraid of stinky farts, so she pretended not to happen. But what surprised her was that the smell of stinky farts was too strong and too long-lasting. Whoever farts would have such great power? Teacher Shao Chunmei couldn't help frowning. Her behavior caused the classmates in the class to whisper and laugh. Teacher Shao Chunmei immediately realized something was wrong. She lowered her head to the podium that emitted the stinky smell and immediately found a bottle. Teacher Shao Chunmei picked up the bottle with her hands and put it on the podium. It turned out that the stinky smell was Ah from this bottle!
Who did it, who did it? Accept it quickly and actively, so as not to get you out!
At this time, the classroom was as calm as if it was dead. The classmates who were originally smirking and holding their breath. At this moment, Teacher Shao Chunmei shouted "Who did it? Class Leader Zhang Xiaolong, stand up for me!
I stood up at that time and pretended to be like I didn’t know what I didn’t know. I didn’t know who put the bottle in!
If you don’t tell me today, don’t think about the get out of class being over!
So, some of the students in the class couldn't sit still, and a few even looked at Zhang Tiejun. At this moment, Zhang Tiejun volunteered to stand up and said, "I'm the one who let me go!"
Shao Chunmei was so angry that her face turned green, it turned out that it was you. She didn’t listen carefully in class. She was quite fancy. Tell me, what was in that bottle?
It's my stinky fart!
Shao Chunmei came over and slapped Zhang Tiejun in the face. You put your stinky butt in the bottle and smoked me. What do you mean!
Zhang Tiejun had five finger marks on his face at that time. He was stunned for about three or five seconds. Then Zhang Tiejun suddenly waved his fists and punched Shao Chunmei twice on the chest. The weight of these two punches was quite large. Shao Chunmei was hit and covered her chest with her face turned pale. At that time, the class was in a mess. After a while, I don’t know who ran to tell the director. When the director saw that his wife was beaten by a student, he couldn’t help but get angry. He didn’t know what to do if you did it. Zhang Tiejun, tell me quickly!
Anyway, Zhang Tiejun was willing to do it, and I did it. Who told her to slap me first? She dared to slap me next time, and I must kill her!
So what happens next? Let’s break it down later!
The story is like this. Zhang Tiejun has always had a hobby of collecting stinky farts. He put the collected stinky farts in a bottle, then sealed them with several layers of plastic film, and then covered the bottle cap. Once it needs to be used to deal with someone, he will open the bottle and use the stinky farts to smoke him!
The English class taught us a thin female teacher wearing glasses, surnamed Shao and named Chunmei. This English teacher named Shao Chunmei is the wife of our school’s teaching director. She is a little thin, but she looks a bit like the Hong Kong star Zhao Yazhi, but she is much more fierce than Zhao Yazhi. Especially for those students with poor academic performance, once these students have poor exams or answer questions in class, she will ask these students to stand in front of the blackboard, face the wall and think about their mistakes, and sometimes even slap the palm. This teacher named Shao Chunmei is so fierce when she gets fierce. Her eyes are wide open behind the glasses, and her face is serious, just like a strong woman who has been sexually suppressed for too long, venting her sexual suppression to her students!
Zhang Tiejun's English scores are the worst in the class. This kid seems to have a certain degree of rejection and resistance towards English classes. The main reason is that when a classmate of Dog Egg is asked to shout Sister/Brther in front of him if he has something to do, he implies that there are too many brothers and sisters on Zhang Tiejun's face. Zhang Tiejun is very angry, hates Dog Egg, and hates English classes, especially hates the two English words Sister/Brther. Every time the teacher asks everyone to recite these two English words loudly, Zhang Tiejun always shuts his mouth, so this situation is discovered by Teacher Shao Chunmei!
I remember in an English class, Teacher Shao Chunmei pointed at these two English words and called Zhang Tiejun to stand up and read. At that time, Zhang Tiejun was so embarrassed that he was red and said, Teacher Shao Chunmei stared at her and told Zhang Tiejun to follow her. Zhang Tiejun had no choice but to open his mouth and come up with these two sister/Brther, who had been waiting for a thousand years. At that time, most people in the class were laughing so hard that they were laughing, especially the dog egg classmate, who burst into tears!
At that time, Zhang Tiejun really wanted to hit him and die on the cement wall, or find a crack in the ground to drill it. This is so fucking embarrassing!
That day, after English class, Zhang Tiejun sat motionless in his position, his face looked very bad. At that time, Zhang Tiejun decided to use his bottled fart to deal with Shao Chunmei. How could she humiliate him in front of so many classmates? She knew that he didn't like these two words, but why did she ask him to stand up and read it in front of so many classmates, and asked him to read it several times. This was really too much!
So, on Saturday, Zhang Tiejun went home and made full preparations. He took out an antique-grade bottle of stinky fart that he had treasured for a long time. Zhang Tiejun has been collecting it since the fifth grade of elementary school. By the third grade of junior high school, it had been collecting it for more than four years. According to Zhang Tiejun's conservative estimate, there are at least 500 stinky farts in this bottle. You can imagine what the situation will be when 500 stinky farts suddenly emerge from the bottle. The power is like an atomic bomb explosion. Therefore, for this bottle of antique-grade treasure, Zhang Tiejun is really reluctant to take it out, but this time, he was so angry, so he took the bottle of atomic bomb on Sunday afternoon.He put it in his schoolbag and went back to school. Zhang Tiejun knew that there would be an English class tomorrow morning, and he would let Teacher Shao Chunmei smell his stinky fart!
In order to conceive this plan to use stinky farts to fumigate Teacher Shao Chunmei, Zhang Tiejun spent a lot of brain cells to open the bottle cap. After opening the bottle cap, it is more appropriate to poke a few embroidery needles on those layers of plastic films?
If there are too many holes, the smell of stinky farts will be a little thicker, but the duration will be shorter. If there are too few holes, I am afraid that the smell of stinky farts will not be strong enough. Also, where is the right place for this stinky fart bottle?
Later, Zhang Tiejun finally decided on the plan. Before the English class bell rang, he put the stinky fart bottle in the open grid under the lectern, and then pretended to be wiping the blackboard. The bottle cap was already open. When Zhang Tiejun saw that Teacher Shao Chunmei was about to enter the classroom, he poked three fierce men on the plastic film of the stinky fart bottle at a very fast speed. Zhang Tiejun immediately smelled a very stinky smell emitted from the stinky fart bottle. Zhang Tiejun ran back to his seat with satisfaction!
Teacher Shao Chunmei smelled a smell of stinky farts as soon as she walked up to the podium, but as a teacher, she was not good at covering her nose and afraid of stinky farts, so she pretended not to happen. But what surprised her was that the smell of stinky farts was too strong and too long-lasting. Whoever farts would have such great power? Teacher Shao Chunmei couldn't help frowning. Her behavior caused the classmates in the class to whisper and laugh. Teacher Shao Chunmei immediately realized something was wrong. She lowered her head to the podium that emitted the stinky smell and immediately found a bottle. Teacher Shao Chunmei picked up the bottle with her hands and put it on the podium. It turned out that the stinky smell was Ah from this bottle!
Who did it, who did it? Accept it quickly and actively, so as not to get you out!
At this time, the classroom was as calm as if it was dead. The classmates who were originally smirking and holding their breath. At this moment, Teacher Shao Chunmei shouted "Who did it? Class Leader Zhang Xiaolong, stand up for me!
I stood up at that time and pretended to be like I didn’t know what I didn’t know. I didn’t know who put the bottle in!
If you don’t tell me today, don’t think about the get out of class being over!
So, some of the students in the class couldn't sit still, and a few even looked at Zhang Tiejun. At this moment, Zhang Tiejun volunteered to stand up and said, "I'm the one who let me go!"
Shao Chunmei was so angry that her face turned green, it turned out that it was you. She didn’t listen carefully in class. She was quite fancy. Tell me, what was in that bottle?
It's my stinky fart!
Shao Chunmei came over and slapped Zhang Tiejun in the face. You put your stinky butt in the bottle and smoked me. What do you mean!
Zhang Tiejun had five finger marks on his face at that time. He was stunned for about three or five seconds. Then Zhang Tiejun suddenly waved his fists and punched Shao Chunmei twice on the chest. The weight of these two punches was quite large. Shao Chunmei was hit and covered her chest with her face turned pale. At that time, the class was in a mess. After a while, I don’t know who ran to tell the director. When the director saw that his wife was beaten by a student, he couldn’t help but get angry. He didn’t know what to do if you did it. Zhang Tiejun, tell me quickly!
Anyway, Zhang Tiejun was willing to do it, and I did it. Who told her to slap me first? She dared to slap me next time, and I must kill her!
So what happens next? Let’s break it down later!