Let’s put the story of Chen Guiyue and Shi Meichun for now, let’s turn our attention to Zhang Tiejun’s unique invention
I remember the last time my cousin and I were taking a bath in the river in front of my house, Zhang Tiejun once told me that he wanted me to go to his house to see it. He had invented a new thing!
When I arrived at his house, this guy was having dinner. When he saw me coming, he said to me Xiaolong, "You are here, I have wanted to show you something!"
So Zhang Tiejun took me to the upper floor of his house. He took out a glass bottle from a wooden box. The glass bottle was stuffed with a soft plug, and a funnel-shaped thing was covered on it. When I saw this strange thing, I told him that there was nothing in the bottle and it was used to hold anything?
Zhang Tiejun smiled mysteriously at me. There were a lot of good things in it!
I still didn't understand, so I took out the bottle and confirmed it carefully. The bottle was light and there was nothing inside. What's the point of making you do?
Zhang Tiejun put his mouth close to my ears and quietly told me that there were a lot of stinky farts in the bottle, which I collected in a very special way!
I was amused by this guy at that time, no, you are so disgusting that you actually collect stinky farts!
Zhang Tiejun quickly put his finger next to his mouth and signaled me to whisper the invention to a very useful thing. When I collect a few more stinky farts, I will take them to the class. When I see which boy doesn't like it, I will open the bottle and smoke him with the stinky farts!
After Zhang Tiejun said this, I was really impressed by him. I thought to myself, you kid is too bad, too thoughtful, too creative, you kid actually collects stinky farts and is so amazing. This move is too amazing. Whoever wants to go against you, there is really no good result!
I was so happy at that time that I asked him how you put it in a bottle?
Director Zhang Tie told me that when I was about to fart, I would first take a sealed plastic bag and fix it on the funnel of the bottle, and then face the plastic bag to my butt. As soon as I fart, I would immediately lock the bag up. In this way, my stinky farts would enter the bottle!
OK, this invention is really good. When you collect the bad farts and you want to teach a lesson, let me know first, I want to see the effect!
Zhang Tiejun agreed proudly, and as he said, I went home happily!
My cousin came to my house to play last time, and accidentally asked this kid to sleep with Aunt Xiaoyue's body, and I saw it with my own eyes. It doesn't matter, but he even asked me to use it as a melody. The letter he wrote to Aunt Xiaoyue also asked me to read to Aunt Xiaoyue. This kid is really too sensible, but because he is a relative of my cousin, I still tolerate it. After all, to be honest, I am still young. Although things are quite outstanding among my peers, they are not very useful at present. Therefore, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!
My cousin wrote to Aunt Xiaoyue, saying that he is going to see Aunt Xiaoyue this Saturday. Today is Friday, and tomorrow is Saturday. So, tomorrow, my cousin will come to Aunt Xiaoyue’s house to sleep again. Do I have a good show to watch again?
I remember the last time my cousin and I were taking a bath in the river in front of my house, Zhang Tiejun once told me that he wanted me to go to his house to see it. He had invented a new thing!
When I arrived at his house, this guy was having dinner. When he saw me coming, he said to me Xiaolong, "You are here, I have wanted to show you something!"
So Zhang Tiejun took me to the upper floor of his house. He took out a glass bottle from a wooden box. The glass bottle was stuffed with a soft plug, and a funnel-shaped thing was covered on it. When I saw this strange thing, I told him that there was nothing in the bottle and it was used to hold anything?
Zhang Tiejun smiled mysteriously at me. There were a lot of good things in it!
I still didn't understand, so I took out the bottle and confirmed it carefully. The bottle was light and there was nothing inside. What's the point of making you do?
Zhang Tiejun put his mouth close to my ears and quietly told me that there were a lot of stinky farts in the bottle, which I collected in a very special way!
I was amused by this guy at that time, no, you are so disgusting that you actually collect stinky farts!
Zhang Tiejun quickly put his finger next to his mouth and signaled me to whisper the invention to a very useful thing. When I collect a few more stinky farts, I will take them to the class. When I see which boy doesn't like it, I will open the bottle and smoke him with the stinky farts!
After Zhang Tiejun said this, I was really impressed by him. I thought to myself, you kid is too bad, too thoughtful, too creative, you kid actually collects stinky farts and is so amazing. This move is too amazing. Whoever wants to go against you, there is really no good result!
I was so happy at that time that I asked him how you put it in a bottle?
Director Zhang Tie told me that when I was about to fart, I would first take a sealed plastic bag and fix it on the funnel of the bottle, and then face the plastic bag to my butt. As soon as I fart, I would immediately lock the bag up. In this way, my stinky farts would enter the bottle!
OK, this invention is really good. When you collect the bad farts and you want to teach a lesson, let me know first, I want to see the effect!
Zhang Tiejun agreed proudly, and as he said, I went home happily!
My cousin came to my house to play last time, and accidentally asked this kid to sleep with Aunt Xiaoyue's body, and I saw it with my own eyes. It doesn't matter, but he even asked me to use it as a melody. The letter he wrote to Aunt Xiaoyue also asked me to read to Aunt Xiaoyue. This kid is really too sensible, but because he is a relative of my cousin, I still tolerate it. After all, to be honest, I am still young. Although things are quite outstanding among my peers, they are not very useful at present. Therefore, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!
My cousin wrote to Aunt Xiaoyue, saying that he is going to see Aunt Xiaoyue this Saturday. Today is Friday, and tomorrow is Saturday. So, tomorrow, my cousin will come to Aunt Xiaoyue’s house to sleep again. Do I have a good show to watch again?