On a street in Shenzhen, Li Gang was walking aimlessly on the street. At this moment, he was still thinking about the TV series "Midsummer and Sunny Day" he just watched. He thought that Qiao Jinfan was hopeless. So many beauties liked him, but he chose Xia Wanqing alone. If he was him, then these beauties would definitely come. Thinking of Li Gang, he started to fantasize. At this moment, a thunder suddenly struck him from the sky.
**! Li Gang was lying on the ground with smoke all over his body. He had a bad temper, but he couldn't help but curse and swear in his heart. He thought angrily, would I be struck by lightning even if I fantasize about it?
Damn it, you should also chop those bad guys!
I'm 23, I haven't even had a relationship, I haven't even tasted the taste of a woman. I didn't expect to die like this. I'm not willing to give up!
Li Gang's heartbeat was getting slower and slower, and the pain in his whole body slowly disappeared, replaced by a feeling of floating in the air, as if his soul was about to float up with the wind and leave his body.
**! Li Gang cursed in his heart again
The nurse who was kneeling in front of him and doing artificial heart attacks for him shook her head. It was no help, and her heartbeat was almost stopped. As she said that, she pressed her ear to Li Gang's mouth and asked: Do you have any last words?
Li Gang used all his last strength to barely squirmed his lips and said: I think...I can...I can save it again...
After saying that, he tilted his head, kicked his legs, and his eyes turned black, and he died.
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Li Gang! Li Gang took a step forward, looked at the judge on the platform with his fists, waiting for the decision of fate
Your life is not over, and you can't be reincarnated... The black-faced judge knocked on his laptop and shook his head and said,
Then why did you strike me to death with lightning? Li Gang roared angrily with red face and ears
Uh, today Thunder God accidentally knocked the thunder off when he punished the evildoers in the lower world... He had a birthday last night and drank a little more, well, he asked me to apologize to you on his behalf
Li Gang was speechless. What is the fucking reason? Just apologize if God mistakenly hit a good person?
That's right. Since your life is not over, you can't be reincarnated in this world, and the underworld can't accept you. Your body has also been damaged by thunder, so you can't reincarnate. Now we give you two choices: First, be a lonely ghost, and wait until your life is over before reincarnation.
Li Gang thought for a while and asked: How many years does my life still last?
Uh, you are twenty-three years old this year. According to the records of the life and death penalty, your life should be one hundred and fifty years old. Well, congratulations, long-lived life Ah! Wait for another 127 years and your life will end. The judge said
I $%&... Li Gang was speechless. He died at the age of 150. He died unexpectedly at the age of 23 because he drank too much. What's the fucking congratulations? Just cry
What is the second one? Li Gang asked
After hearing this, the judge said: Don’t you like the TV series "Midsummer and Sunny Day" very much? We can send you to that parallel world, and a person happened to die in that parallel world, and you can directly possess that person. By the way, that person seems to be named Qiao Jinfan, I don’t remember it very clearly!
When Li Gang heard this, he was overjoyed that such a good thing actually fell on him. And seeing the tone of the judge talking to him, he seemed to be a little afraid of himself. Since that's the case, why don't you get some benefits for yourself?
So Li Gang said: I think I'd better choose the first one. Life in the underworld is pretty good anyway!
The judge felt depressed when he heard this!
He proposed two choices, actually wanted Li Gang to choose the second one. If he chose the first one, then if it was investigated, he would be guilty of dereliction of duty!
The judge looked up and saw Li Gang's eyes constantly turning. He immediately understood that this man clearly wanted to get some benefits from him, so the judge sighed and said to Li Gang: Li Gang, I will give you two gifts, you can leave quickly!
When Li Gang heard this, he was very happy. In fact, he was also making a bet just now. At this time, he was still uneasy, but he didn't expect that he had the right bet. The judge pointed his hand on Li Gang's forehead, and two white lights suddenly entered the depths of his soul. The judge said to Li Gang: The two gifts I give you are predictive function and thought control. The predictive function can predict the next twenty-four hours, but this function can only be used once a week; and thought control can control another person's thoughts, making him obey your orders forever, but this function can only be used once a month. Okay, now you can leave!
Li Gang was overjoyed when he heard these two special abilities given to him by the judge. With these two special abilities, he would definitely be able to make a fortune in that world. Beauties are coming, but no matter how many beauties are, it would be useless if there were no good physical fitness. So Li Gang looked at the judge with a eager look. Seeing Li Gang's eyes, the judge felt extremely depressed. He thought that when will it be the turn of a mortal be knocked by a mortal? If it weren't for Thunder God's order, he would have let the mortal be shit go away. The judge shot a white light directly into Li Gang's soul. In order not to be knocked by him again, he quickly called Niu Tou and Horse Face to arrest Li Gang.
After he could no longer see Li Gang's figure, the judge breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly he thought of something, checked his body, and suddenly wailed: Ah! I actually gave him the "Heart Sutra of the Evil" I stole from Emperor Xuanyuan. What should I use to deal with those female ghosts who are dissatisfied with desires! Ah!
According to the person on duty in the underworld at that time, the judge wailed in the hall for a long time, his vitality was severely damaged, and he even asked the King of Hell for several days of sick leave!
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In a hospital, a handsome young man was walking back and forth outside the operating room, looking anxiously at the red lights in the operating room from time to time. After a while, the red light went out. A tall woman with a beautiful and elegant appearance but seemed to be an iceberg came out. The woman was wearing a white white coat with a bunch of slender waists. Although the white coat was a bit big, her delicate figure was faintly visible. The opening on her chest was very low, and a touch of snow-white skin was revealed. Her snow-white neck was extremely perfect. She was wearing a lingering look on her shoulders, and there was an intellectual beauty in the cold. She was muttering while walking: Strange, it was really strange...
The handsome man saw someone coming out and hurried over and asked: Doctor, how are my friend?
Oh! Your friend is fine. He has woken up and transferred to the ordinary guardianship room. He can be discharged from the hospital for a few more days. You can go and see him now! After saying that, the beautiful woman didn't even look at him and continued to walk forward. The man didn't care. He hurriedly ran to the ordinary guardianship room. He saw a handsome man lying on the hospital bed, his eyes opened, as if observing this strange world!
Jinfan, you woke up, you finally woke up! The handsome man said excitedly to the man lying there
Are you? The man lying on the hospital bed, Qiao Jinfan asked
Jinfan, I am Xie Chuang! Did a car accident make your memory lose? Xie Chuang said excitedly to Qiao Jinfan
Oh, it turned out to be Xie Chuang! I just woke up and my mind was a little unclear. Can you give me a good rest? Qiao Jinfan said
Then Jinfan, you have a good rest. If you have anything to do, call the nurse. I will pick you up in a few days. I will leave first! Xie Chuang said and left the ward.
Seeing Xie Chuang leave, Qiao Jinfan lay on the bed and muttered to himself: I didn't expect that I would really become Qiao Jinfan, Wan Qing, Jingyuan... I'm here, you all belong to me! At this time, a step in his mind's martial art "Heart Sutra of the Evil". Seeing this martial art, Qiao Jinfan thought of the white light pointed at him before leaving the underworld. He didn't expect that he gave him such a good martial art. With this martial art, Ye Yu Baiwo would not be a problem. Thinking of it, Qiao Jinfan laughed happily, and he also wanted to repay the judge one day!
Unfortunately, he didn't know that the judge was wailing in the underworld at this time
**! Li Gang was lying on the ground with smoke all over his body. He had a bad temper, but he couldn't help but curse and swear in his heart. He thought angrily, would I be struck by lightning even if I fantasize about it?
Damn it, you should also chop those bad guys!
I'm 23, I haven't even had a relationship, I haven't even tasted the taste of a woman. I didn't expect to die like this. I'm not willing to give up!
Li Gang's heartbeat was getting slower and slower, and the pain in his whole body slowly disappeared, replaced by a feeling of floating in the air, as if his soul was about to float up with the wind and leave his body.
**! Li Gang cursed in his heart again
The nurse who was kneeling in front of him and doing artificial heart attacks for him shook her head. It was no help, and her heartbeat was almost stopped. As she said that, she pressed her ear to Li Gang's mouth and asked: Do you have any last words?
Li Gang used all his last strength to barely squirmed his lips and said: I think...I can...I can save it again...
After saying that, he tilted his head, kicked his legs, and his eyes turned black, and he died.
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Li Gang! Li Gang took a step forward, looked at the judge on the platform with his fists, waiting for the decision of fate
Your life is not over, and you can't be reincarnated... The black-faced judge knocked on his laptop and shook his head and said,
Then why did you strike me to death with lightning? Li Gang roared angrily with red face and ears
Uh, today Thunder God accidentally knocked the thunder off when he punished the evildoers in the lower world... He had a birthday last night and drank a little more, well, he asked me to apologize to you on his behalf
Li Gang was speechless. What is the fucking reason? Just apologize if God mistakenly hit a good person?
That's right. Since your life is not over, you can't be reincarnated in this world, and the underworld can't accept you. Your body has also been damaged by thunder, so you can't reincarnate. Now we give you two choices: First, be a lonely ghost, and wait until your life is over before reincarnation.
Li Gang thought for a while and asked: How many years does my life still last?
Uh, you are twenty-three years old this year. According to the records of the life and death penalty, your life should be one hundred and fifty years old. Well, congratulations, long-lived life Ah! Wait for another 127 years and your life will end. The judge said
I $%&... Li Gang was speechless. He died at the age of 150. He died unexpectedly at the age of 23 because he drank too much. What's the fucking congratulations? Just cry
What is the second one? Li Gang asked
After hearing this, the judge said: Don’t you like the TV series "Midsummer and Sunny Day" very much? We can send you to that parallel world, and a person happened to die in that parallel world, and you can directly possess that person. By the way, that person seems to be named Qiao Jinfan, I don’t remember it very clearly!
When Li Gang heard this, he was overjoyed that such a good thing actually fell on him. And seeing the tone of the judge talking to him, he seemed to be a little afraid of himself. Since that's the case, why don't you get some benefits for yourself?
So Li Gang said: I think I'd better choose the first one. Life in the underworld is pretty good anyway!
The judge felt depressed when he heard this!
He proposed two choices, actually wanted Li Gang to choose the second one. If he chose the first one, then if it was investigated, he would be guilty of dereliction of duty!
The judge looked up and saw Li Gang's eyes constantly turning. He immediately understood that this man clearly wanted to get some benefits from him, so the judge sighed and said to Li Gang: Li Gang, I will give you two gifts, you can leave quickly!
When Li Gang heard this, he was very happy. In fact, he was also making a bet just now. At this time, he was still uneasy, but he didn't expect that he had the right bet. The judge pointed his hand on Li Gang's forehead, and two white lights suddenly entered the depths of his soul. The judge said to Li Gang: The two gifts I give you are predictive function and thought control. The predictive function can predict the next twenty-four hours, but this function can only be used once a week; and thought control can control another person's thoughts, making him obey your orders forever, but this function can only be used once a month. Okay, now you can leave!
Li Gang was overjoyed when he heard these two special abilities given to him by the judge. With these two special abilities, he would definitely be able to make a fortune in that world. Beauties are coming, but no matter how many beauties are, it would be useless if there were no good physical fitness. So Li Gang looked at the judge with a eager look. Seeing Li Gang's eyes, the judge felt extremely depressed. He thought that when will it be the turn of a mortal be knocked by a mortal? If it weren't for Thunder God's order, he would have let the mortal be shit go away. The judge shot a white light directly into Li Gang's soul. In order not to be knocked by him again, he quickly called Niu Tou and Horse Face to arrest Li Gang.
After he could no longer see Li Gang's figure, the judge breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly he thought of something, checked his body, and suddenly wailed: Ah! I actually gave him the "Heart Sutra of the Evil" I stole from Emperor Xuanyuan. What should I use to deal with those female ghosts who are dissatisfied with desires! Ah!
According to the person on duty in the underworld at that time, the judge wailed in the hall for a long time, his vitality was severely damaged, and he even asked the King of Hell for several days of sick leave!
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In a hospital, a handsome young man was walking back and forth outside the operating room, looking anxiously at the red lights in the operating room from time to time. After a while, the red light went out. A tall woman with a beautiful and elegant appearance but seemed to be an iceberg came out. The woman was wearing a white white coat with a bunch of slender waists. Although the white coat was a bit big, her delicate figure was faintly visible. The opening on her chest was very low, and a touch of snow-white skin was revealed. Her snow-white neck was extremely perfect. She was wearing a lingering look on her shoulders, and there was an intellectual beauty in the cold. She was muttering while walking: Strange, it was really strange...
The handsome man saw someone coming out and hurried over and asked: Doctor, how are my friend?
Oh! Your friend is fine. He has woken up and transferred to the ordinary guardianship room. He can be discharged from the hospital for a few more days. You can go and see him now! After saying that, the beautiful woman didn't even look at him and continued to walk forward. The man didn't care. He hurriedly ran to the ordinary guardianship room. He saw a handsome man lying on the hospital bed, his eyes opened, as if observing this strange world!
Jinfan, you woke up, you finally woke up! The handsome man said excitedly to the man lying there
Are you? The man lying on the hospital bed, Qiao Jinfan asked
Jinfan, I am Xie Chuang! Did a car accident make your memory lose? Xie Chuang said excitedly to Qiao Jinfan
Oh, it turned out to be Xie Chuang! I just woke up and my mind was a little unclear. Can you give me a good rest? Qiao Jinfan said
Then Jinfan, you have a good rest. If you have anything to do, call the nurse. I will pick you up in a few days. I will leave first! Xie Chuang said and left the ward.
Seeing Xie Chuang leave, Qiao Jinfan lay on the bed and muttered to himself: I didn't expect that I would really become Qiao Jinfan, Wan Qing, Jingyuan... I'm here, you all belong to me! At this time, a step in his mind's martial art "Heart Sutra of the Evil". Seeing this martial art, Qiao Jinfan thought of the white light pointed at him before leaving the underworld. He didn't expect that he gave him such a good martial art. With this martial art, Ye Yu Baiwo would not be a problem. Thinking of it, Qiao Jinfan laughed happily, and he also wanted to repay the judge one day!
Unfortunately, he didn't know that the judge was wailing in the underworld at this time