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Chapter 306 Teasing Fang Shanyao

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You big fat monster, no matter who I am, look like you look like, it's fine, you're just dressed up like a half-demon, you're just scared, you're going to be crazy, after hearing Fang Shanyao's accusations against him, Meng Daman curled his lips slightly and said tit-for-tat. After saying that, his mouth slightly raised slightly, and his face showed a slight arc of pride and disdain. He thought that he had been in society for more than a year, and the way he quarreled and cursed was a way to eliminate people was something that girls could never go out in the countryside, and the little girl in front of him was actually going to quarrel with him. That was really overestimating his own ability to humiliate himself.

You are a monster, your whole family is a monster, I hate it, I hate it so much. Shan Yao seemed to have arguing with Meng Daman, pointing at Meng Daman for a while and quarreled.

This fat monster is quite interesting, hahaha, I am idle, teasing her and having fun, hahaha, looking at Fang Shanyao with her fat waist and pointing her chubby arm at her, with an angry expression on her face, Meng Daman suddenly laughed in his heart, feeling it was very fun, so he made up his mind to tease her

Who is the monster? Meng Daman asked deliberately

You are a monster Fang Shanyao answered angrily

Who is the monster?

you!

Who is the monster?

you!

Who is your man?

you!

Who is your man?

you!

Hahaha, who is your man

Seeing that Fang Shanyao was indeed hit, Meng Daman smiled sly

You! That's you! You really hate it, that's you!

Who is your man?

You...you bastard, if you don't play by the rules, you take advantage of me, you...you hate you

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bastard, you are a bastard, you bastard to death

Listening to Meng Daman's crazy laughter, Fang Shanyao suddenly understood that she was fooled by him and took advantage of her. Her fat face, which was originally slightly red due to anger, suddenly turned into purple and had a strong fever. Her eyes were so sharp that she could almost kill Meng Daman. Her fat body was jumping in place, and the fat all over her body was shaking constantly with her rage, especially the two soft meat balls, the size of watermelon on her chest, shaking violently with the beating of her body, forming a huge wave of temptation on her chest. Seeing Meng Daman's eyes were green, and a trace of evil flame suddenly ignited under her crotch.

Damn if these two small watermelons taste, I will have to be full. Meng Daman said secretly

Hahaha, fat monster, who is your husband Ah? Hahaha Looking at Fang Shanyao's funny scene, Meng Daman added fuel to the fire and jokingly

Bastard, you said, I... I'll bit you to death. After that, the angry Fang Shanyao rushed towards Meng Daman, who was standing behind the counter with a playful smile. Her claws looked like a female monster in Journey to the West. Meng Daman almost spit out

OK, fat monster, I won't make a fuss with you hahaha. Looking at Fang Shanyao who was so funny that she was so angry that Meng Daman almost couldn't laugh. He was afraid that the scene would be uncontrollable if he continued to tease him, so he hurriedly stopped the topic and prepared to end this joking conversation.

You bastard, I have to bite you to death today, hum! Fang Shanyao seemed to be really angry. She walked through the small door outside the counter, waved her two fat arms, and rushed towards Meng Daman with a strong aura.

Damn, stop me quickly, otherwise I will be rude to you Ah Looking at Fang Shanyao's fat body pressing towards him like a small wall, Meng Daman's head suddenly became a little confused. If someone rushed over and replaced him with a man, not to mention one, even two more, Meng Daman could solve it in a few seconds, but in front of him was a girl with two extremely tempting watermelons shaking on her chest. This made Meng Daman suddenly feel a little busy and at a loss, so he had to retreat while shouting loudly.

Fang Shanyao seemed to have not heard Meng Daman speak, but still rushed towards him desperately. At this time, Meng Daman had retreated to the base of the wall, and there was no place to retreat. Seeing Fang Shanyao with a ferocious expression on his face dragging his fat body towards him, Meng Daman hurriedly stretched out his hands, closed his eyes, and pushed forward subconsciously.

soft

Very soft

Extremely elastic and soft

Meng Daman pushed his hands forward, and a soft feeling that was comfortable in his bones came from his palms, making him feel as comfortable as eating a cool ice cream in summer. The soft and comfortable feel lingered in his mind for a long time and echoed in his heart. I really wanted time to stop at this moment. This second made this unforgettable feeling change from instant to eternity.

The fat Fang Shanyao, who was still yelling with claws just now, suddenly stopped shouting like a loss of voice. Her entire fat body suddenly stopped at a distance of only one arm from Meng Daman. On the meat balls that were as big as a small watermelon were raised on her chest, two huge warm palms were placed. The two huge palms were tightly pressed against the big meat balls, squeezing her originally round two big meat balls into two flat soft big meat cakes.

Silent!

The heartbeat is silence!

At this moment, time seemed to be still, and the air seemed to be no longer circulating. Fang Shanyao and Meng Daman looked at each other in a static space and space.

Ah……

Cool……-

The huge shout suddenly broke the silence, as if the static space was suddenly broken.

Fang Shanyao and Meng Daman, who were still looking at each other in the last second, suddenly separated from each other after a breath. Meng Daman hurriedly reluctantly pulled back his palm that had been voluntarily on Fang Shanyao's huge soft flesh ball for a long time. Fang Shanyao shouted, and retreated to the back with her face flushed, and then stared at Meng Daman with her cold eyes as if she was cold and icy. She stared at Meng Daman in her heart. She didn't know how she would deal with her.

Woo... Woo, you bastard, you molested me, you take advantage of me. Suddenly, the thousands of years of ice on Fang Shanyao's chubby face suddenly melted, and all turned into two lines of cold tears flowed down the corners of her eyes, dropping onto the ground, forming several wet plum blossoms

That's right, Fang Shanyao cried

Fang Shanyao, who was still as cold as ice and seemed to be about to swallow Meng Daman alive and frozen, suddenly turned into a weak and aggrieved fat girl with pear blossoms and rain. Fang Shanyao cried very sadly. While crying, she looked at Meng Daman with her tears.

It seems that Meng Daman has snatched her beloved toy

It is said that women are made of water, men are made of mud, and women's tears are the biggest killer weapon for men. No matter whether the man's mud is dried into a piece of soil or mixed with straw, it is processed into adobe, once the woman's tears are seen, they will be washed into the original mud again, and Meng Daman is of course no exception.

Seeing Fang Shanyao's sudden change in mood, Meng Daman suddenly felt like thunder rolling, and was burning outside and tender inside. His hair and eyebrows seemed to be burned by thunder. Looking at Fang Shanyao with tears on her face, even if her face was fat and her eyes were small, Meng Daman could only helplessly. He spread his hands and his face was helpless. He didn't know how to comfort the fat girl in front of him, but he just kept apologizing.

Hey, I said fat girl, stop crying

Hey, stop crying, it’s because I’m not good, okay?

I said to my aunt, please stop crying? Someone came to see you later and thought I was bullying you? I begged you, okay?

No matter how Meng Daman pleases and begs for mercy, Fang Shanyao was unmoved at all. She just looked at Meng Daman with tears in her eyes, and cried with sobs.

Auntie, dear aunt, stop crying, I'm not allowed to kneel down and beg for mercy, I'm so fucking, it's hard to raise a villain and a woman. "Puff... With a sound, Meng Daman, who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, was burly and big waisted, suddenly kneeled down in front of Fang Shanyao, who was dressed in a weird manner and was crying with a sad and resentful look. The scene was extremely weird and funny

Puff... When the tall and burly Meng Daman really knelt in front of him, Fang Shanyao with tears on her face suddenly burst into tears and smiled. The bright smile was like the warm sunshine of spring. Meng Daman was stunned, and his heart was moved by the innocence and warmth. Looking at Fang Shanyao's fat face with pear blossoms in her rain, she felt a different feeling

Daman, I'm back Fang Shanyao! You guys?! Are you? Just as Meng Daman knelt in front of Fang Shanyao begging for mercy, Fang Shanyao burst into tears and laughed. The mountain cannon carrying wine and food suddenly appeared at the counter. Seeing such a strange scene, the mountain cannon was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out. A big steamed bun was stuffed in his mouth. The wine and food in his hand almost fell to the ground. His head was covered with black lines, and the sky was rolling on his head.

Mountain cannon...you...don't get me wrong, I...we did nothing, don't believe it, ask the fat monster, ask the fat monster

The sudden appearance of the mountain cannon made Meng Daman, who was kneeling in front of Fang Shanyao, want to find a crack in the ground to get into it. He hurriedly jumped up from the ground like a spring, looked at the terrifying face of the mountain cannon with awkward face, and then stuttered.

Daman? You are Meng Daman! The Shanpao came and did not seem to have brought much surprise to Fang Shanyao. She just gently wiped off the fat face and tears in her eyes with her hands. But when she heard Shanpao say the word Daman, she widened her eyes and looked at the big man who had just knelt in front of her and begged for mercy with disbelief.