I am a mage, a mage who has not received any formal training
The reason why I am a mage is because the dead old man in my family is a mage. The dead old man taught me the spell and asked me to use spells to hunt and support my family. I was trained by him.
The reason why I have not received formal training is that my old man has been drinking and playing with women all day long. He occasionally teaches people some lowest-level spells to cheat gold coins. After a few minutes, he spent all of them in a brothel. He didn't teach me carefully.
Now, I am heading towards the Xiáng Longshan in the middle of the mainland
When the dead old man came to Guitian, he took a broken book and gave it to me, and said seriously: Unworthy son, you old man is about to hang up. Before Guitian, there is nothing good to leave for you except a lot of debt. I will give you this instinct that makes you the strongest book in the mainland! Uh Ah~~~ (The old man screamed before Guitian) Well, I am not interested in the old man's debt. This instinct can become the strongest book in the mainland... Look at the cover... How to become the dragon envoy?
Isn’t this the most ragtag book shops sell?
The old man actually tricked me!
Just as I was about to tear off the book and use it as straw paper to wipe my butt, I suddenly realized, huh?
This book is thicker than the usual book?
So I opened it and flipped through it. The first and second pages wrote the most popular spells in the continent: the dragon contract text and the dragon summoning text, but how could there be a third page?
Isn't this book just a two-page standard?
After looking carefully, it turned out to be the work of the dead old man: Unworthy son, you finally have a conscience and did not use the inheritance I gave you as straw paper...
You are so powerful, old man!
How can I know what I am thinking before I know what I am thinking?
What are you writing below?
have a look……
...Fuck your mother's unworthy son, it's natural for me to fuck your mother, there's no need to doubt you, you are the seeds I gave birth to, why don't I know what you are thinking? You have five minutes to read the rest, and stop thinking about it
yes!
yes!
yes!
Dead old man, I was wrong!
I will finish it with all my heart!
But why only five minutes Ah is limited?
Books won't run
Behind it is the method of collecting yin and replenishing yang that the old man has studied for many years in prostitutes. Remember it carefully: If you don’t catch the dragon in the future, it’s all right. If you catch the dragon, it’s really God won’t open your eyes, it’s a good thing for you!
Next is a bunch of nonsense mantras. There is no way, I will write it down first...
Slowly collect yin and replenish yang?
Why did that dead old man die young even though he visits prostitutes every day... I slap!
What is the pleasure of death at an early age?
But then again, is this mantra really useful?
Nonsense, of course it works! You old man, I died of alcohol poisoning! Now five minutes have arrived, you old man, I will go to heaven for free. You don’t have to burn paper money for me. You can leave your house within one minute for 5,000 meters. Otherwise, the debtor will be caught up with you and will be responsible for the consequences!
Damn it!
Debt collector?
Let's talk about it first, I don't want to inherit my father's huge debt to prostitution.
The reason why I am a mage is because the dead old man in my family is a mage. The dead old man taught me the spell and asked me to use spells to hunt and support my family. I was trained by him.
The reason why I have not received formal training is that my old man has been drinking and playing with women all day long. He occasionally teaches people some lowest-level spells to cheat gold coins. After a few minutes, he spent all of them in a brothel. He didn't teach me carefully.
Now, I am heading towards the Xiáng Longshan in the middle of the mainland
When the dead old man came to Guitian, he took a broken book and gave it to me, and said seriously: Unworthy son, you old man is about to hang up. Before Guitian, there is nothing good to leave for you except a lot of debt. I will give you this instinct that makes you the strongest book in the mainland! Uh Ah~~~ (The old man screamed before Guitian) Well, I am not interested in the old man's debt. This instinct can become the strongest book in the mainland... Look at the cover... How to become the dragon envoy?
Isn’t this the most ragtag book shops sell?
The old man actually tricked me!
Just as I was about to tear off the book and use it as straw paper to wipe my butt, I suddenly realized, huh?
This book is thicker than the usual book?
So I opened it and flipped through it. The first and second pages wrote the most popular spells in the continent: the dragon contract text and the dragon summoning text, but how could there be a third page?
Isn't this book just a two-page standard?
After looking carefully, it turned out to be the work of the dead old man: Unworthy son, you finally have a conscience and did not use the inheritance I gave you as straw paper...
You are so powerful, old man!
How can I know what I am thinking before I know what I am thinking?
What are you writing below?
have a look……
...Fuck your mother's unworthy son, it's natural for me to fuck your mother, there's no need to doubt you, you are the seeds I gave birth to, why don't I know what you are thinking? You have five minutes to read the rest, and stop thinking about it
yes!
yes!
yes!
Dead old man, I was wrong!
I will finish it with all my heart!
But why only five minutes Ah is limited?
Books won't run
Behind it is the method of collecting yin and replenishing yang that the old man has studied for many years in prostitutes. Remember it carefully: If you don’t catch the dragon in the future, it’s all right. If you catch the dragon, it’s really God won’t open your eyes, it’s a good thing for you!
Next is a bunch of nonsense mantras. There is no way, I will write it down first...
Slowly collect yin and replenish yang?
Why did that dead old man die young even though he visits prostitutes every day... I slap!
What is the pleasure of death at an early age?
But then again, is this mantra really useful?
Nonsense, of course it works! You old man, I died of alcohol poisoning! Now five minutes have arrived, you old man, I will go to heaven for free. You don’t have to burn paper money for me. You can leave your house within one minute for 5,000 meters. Otherwise, the debtor will be caught up with you and will be responsible for the consequences!
Damn it!
Debt collector?
Let's talk about it first, I don't want to inherit my father's huge debt to prostitution.