In order to make my girlfriend happy, I spent eight hours queuing with her just to let the famous Shanghai-famous Liu Xiazi calculate a divination.
It was finally our turn to go in until 5:30 in the afternoon. Liu Xiazi's room was very small, probably not as big as the room outside that could accommodate hundreds of people waiting together.
In this small room, there was nothing except a table and a bench opposite him. The room was dimly lit. A thin plate of scented scent on the table, and the smell of sandalwood filled the whole room with a faint smell of smell.
After my girlfriend showed that she wanted to calculate her feelings and posted her birth dates and eight characters to Liu Xiaozi, Liu Xiaozi calculated her fingers and said that we were born together. Although we had hardships, fortunately, we were sure to have a certain relationship with each other, and we would have children in the future and live a happy and fulfilling life.
After hearing Liu Jianzi's nonsense, his girlfriend Zhenzhen said thank you repeatedly, and happily took out five Grandpa Mao and put them on the table. Liu Jianzi with sunglasses looked calm, as if he was just a really blind man.
I quickly took back four pieces from the table, but Zhenzhen beat me up, took them back and put them on the table.
Zhenzhen happily held my hand and turned around to leave, but then she heard Liu Xiaozi suddenly speak behind her: Girl, your boyfriend will have a great disaster in his life this year.
I am 25 years old this year, and I am a dog. This is my zodiac year. I have been destined to be a disaster in my zodiac year. This seems to have become a must-have trick in the fortune telling world.
It seems that this blind Liu is indeed a fake blind man. He probably saw Zhenzhen paying 500 yuan through his sunglasses and putting it on the table. This is five times higher than his explicit price of 100 yuan per ban, so he decided to make an extra note from this big fish.
When Zhenzhen heard this, she quickly pulled me and stopped, turned around and walked back to Liu Xiazi's table, pulled me down and asked: Master, can I resolve it?
As long as you ask two pairs of underwear that have been worn out from me, you can replace them and don't take them off for 24 hours before 11:14:14 noon on February 4, 2019, you can ensure that your boyfriend has survived the disaster of life safely this year.
Liu said as he took out two pairs of red underwear that were fully packaged from the drawer and put them on the table for us to watch.
Master, how much is this underwear? I want to buy two. Zhenzhen couldn't wait to speak
The expert can't say "buy" underwear, but say "please", otherwise it will not work if you are not sincere.
OK, I want to ask two to go back and wear them for my boyfriend. I don’t know how much it costs?
Not much, only 8888 yuan per
I'm fucking, this fake blind man really dares to speak, I thought without anger
There is even a box of underwear that has a price tag of ￥1,800 yuan on the packaging box. He actually dared to directly shout out the sky-high price of 8,888 yuan. This is so unprofessional. At least you buy it and tear the price tag and fool people Ah
My girlfriend is not a fool either. She said suspiciously: Master, but the packaging box of your underwear clearly states 18 yuan per piece
Oh, our purchase price of this underwear is 9 yuan per piece, and 18 yuan is the retail price of the underwear store
Liu Blind Liu said calmly: The reason why I offered you an offer of 8,888 yuan is that, first of all, we asked an expert to pay a prize. Secondly, it is also based on the size of the customer's disaster. According to your boyfriend's great disaster of life and death, it only offered 8,888 yuan, which is considered a big jump from a building... Well, it's a conscience price.
This liar in the world is really crazy about money. I couldn't help but tease: Master, you just said you can't take it off for 24 hours, so what should I do when I have sex with my girlfriend?
Zhenzhen twisted my arm, but she didn't say anything. It seemed that she was very concerned about this issue.
In fact, as long as you are in a safe environment, there will usually be no problem if your underwear is temporarily left with your body, but I think you will be unable to escape this time, so to be on the safe side, it is best not to let your underwear completely leave your body when you have sex. It is best to wear underwear to wash when taking a shower.
Damn, it must be that my move to take money on the table just now angered him. He could make up such fake nonsense.
He is not reliable, so I said even more unreliable than him: Master, I am afraid I won’t wear enough Ah if I only buy two. Look, by February 4, 2019, there will be about 8 months left. My cock is too energetic. Not only will I have morning erection every morning, but I can’t help but stand up even when I see the best beauty on the road during the day. I guess it will be broken in two months. Why don’t you sell me more?
Zhenzhen twisted my arm again and said angrily: Don’t be unreasonable to the master!
Don't worry, the underwear we consecrated is very sturdy, modal cotton, very elastic, breathable and comfortable. If you don't wash it machine, you can wear it in replacement and it will not break within eight months.
Liu Xiaozi didn't seem to be angry at all. His voice was very master-like
Otherwise, you might as well sell me a few more pieces. By the way, I bought more and would there be a discount? I continued to joke, but Zhenzhen pinched me again
Sorry, our zodiac year series disaster elimination red underwear is the latest model this year, and it is customized according to the actual situation of the customer, so there is no discount. In addition, if you want to invite more, you also need to reserve in advance.
You have! Even the fortune teller was ruined by Lei Jun
Until this moment, I decided that Liu Xiaozi was an incomparable little liar. His scam was not even higher than me. At least I could make the rich girl Zhenzhen fall in love with me wholeheartedly, want to marry me, and be willing to spend a lot of money for me.
As a result, he said the next sentence and I immediately became uneasy
You should be a twin. As he said that, Blind Liu pinched his fingers and then got to forget about it again
I had suspiciously guessed that this blind man Liu had already set his sights on Zhenzhen? He had already inquired about my situation in advance, just to deceive Zhenzhen and I into the game today?
My expression became much more serious than before. I waited for his following, prepared to find out the flaws in his words and then expose him
Zhenzhen turned her head, shook my arm, and asked me silently with her mouth: Is that right?
I nodded slightly at Zhenzhen, turned my head and stared at the sunglasses that Liu Xiaozi was wearing on his face.
And you are twins, your sister should be gone. If I do well, the year she passed away was the year of your brother and sister.
I recalled the year when my sister was drowned. We were thirteen years old, and it was really the year of our zodiac.
However, although my family is thousands of miles away, as long as I am careful, I will not be able to find out these situations.
Liu Zaizi continued to count on his fingers. It took him a minute to finish this time before he continued to speak: Your sister should have drowned. If I do, you should have been there when your sister drowned, but you should have been shocked at that time. There was neither help nor asking for help. So over the years, you have been living in guilt.
This sentence skipped a beat, like a big stone suddenly pressing on my heart, making me breathless. I couldn't help but hold Zhenzhen's hand tightly until Zhenzhen began to struggle in pain, and I came back to my senses from the pain.
Yes, on the day my sister drowned, only my sister and I were there. I took her to Qingshui Lake to play in the water. As a result, she accidentally slipped into the deep water area. I was shocked at that time and watched her struggle and sink. I actually slipped home alone, pretending to know nothing.
My parents, all the relatives and neighbors around them, searched for two days day and night, but they couldn't find my sister's whereabouts. In the end, my sister's body surfaced on the third day.
This is a thorn in my heart. It has been hurting my heart for years. I didn't expect that this blind man suddenly pulled it out today.
I was in a state of confusion, unable to concentrate, my eyes were panicked and scattered. I could only see Zhenzhen's mouth opening and closing, and I saw Liu Xiaozi's lips squirming constantly, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. Later, I saw Liu Xiaozi take a POS machine out of the drawer, Zhenzhen handed over a bank card, and then Zhenzhen took the two pairs of underwear, held my hand, and hurriedly pulled me away. Liu Xiaozi's naming hall
It was finally our turn to go in until 5:30 in the afternoon. Liu Xiazi's room was very small, probably not as big as the room outside that could accommodate hundreds of people waiting together.
In this small room, there was nothing except a table and a bench opposite him. The room was dimly lit. A thin plate of scented scent on the table, and the smell of sandalwood filled the whole room with a faint smell of smell.
After my girlfriend showed that she wanted to calculate her feelings and posted her birth dates and eight characters to Liu Xiaozi, Liu Xiaozi calculated her fingers and said that we were born together. Although we had hardships, fortunately, we were sure to have a certain relationship with each other, and we would have children in the future and live a happy and fulfilling life.
After hearing Liu Jianzi's nonsense, his girlfriend Zhenzhen said thank you repeatedly, and happily took out five Grandpa Mao and put them on the table. Liu Jianzi with sunglasses looked calm, as if he was just a really blind man.
I quickly took back four pieces from the table, but Zhenzhen beat me up, took them back and put them on the table.
Zhenzhen happily held my hand and turned around to leave, but then she heard Liu Xiaozi suddenly speak behind her: Girl, your boyfriend will have a great disaster in his life this year.
I am 25 years old this year, and I am a dog. This is my zodiac year. I have been destined to be a disaster in my zodiac year. This seems to have become a must-have trick in the fortune telling world.
It seems that this blind Liu is indeed a fake blind man. He probably saw Zhenzhen paying 500 yuan through his sunglasses and putting it on the table. This is five times higher than his explicit price of 100 yuan per ban, so he decided to make an extra note from this big fish.
When Zhenzhen heard this, she quickly pulled me and stopped, turned around and walked back to Liu Xiazi's table, pulled me down and asked: Master, can I resolve it?
As long as you ask two pairs of underwear that have been worn out from me, you can replace them and don't take them off for 24 hours before 11:14:14 noon on February 4, 2019, you can ensure that your boyfriend has survived the disaster of life safely this year.
Liu said as he took out two pairs of red underwear that were fully packaged from the drawer and put them on the table for us to watch.
Master, how much is this underwear? I want to buy two. Zhenzhen couldn't wait to speak
The expert can't say "buy" underwear, but say "please", otherwise it will not work if you are not sincere.
OK, I want to ask two to go back and wear them for my boyfriend. I don’t know how much it costs?
Not much, only 8888 yuan per
I'm fucking, this fake blind man really dares to speak, I thought without anger
There is even a box of underwear that has a price tag of ￥1,800 yuan on the packaging box. He actually dared to directly shout out the sky-high price of 8,888 yuan. This is so unprofessional. At least you buy it and tear the price tag and fool people Ah
My girlfriend is not a fool either. She said suspiciously: Master, but the packaging box of your underwear clearly states 18 yuan per piece
Oh, our purchase price of this underwear is 9 yuan per piece, and 18 yuan is the retail price of the underwear store
Liu Blind Liu said calmly: The reason why I offered you an offer of 8,888 yuan is that, first of all, we asked an expert to pay a prize. Secondly, it is also based on the size of the customer's disaster. According to your boyfriend's great disaster of life and death, it only offered 8,888 yuan, which is considered a big jump from a building... Well, it's a conscience price.
This liar in the world is really crazy about money. I couldn't help but tease: Master, you just said you can't take it off for 24 hours, so what should I do when I have sex with my girlfriend?
Zhenzhen twisted my arm, but she didn't say anything. It seemed that she was very concerned about this issue.
In fact, as long as you are in a safe environment, there will usually be no problem if your underwear is temporarily left with your body, but I think you will be unable to escape this time, so to be on the safe side, it is best not to let your underwear completely leave your body when you have sex. It is best to wear underwear to wash when taking a shower.
Damn, it must be that my move to take money on the table just now angered him. He could make up such fake nonsense.
He is not reliable, so I said even more unreliable than him: Master, I am afraid I won’t wear enough Ah if I only buy two. Look, by February 4, 2019, there will be about 8 months left. My cock is too energetic. Not only will I have morning erection every morning, but I can’t help but stand up even when I see the best beauty on the road during the day. I guess it will be broken in two months. Why don’t you sell me more?
Zhenzhen twisted my arm again and said angrily: Don’t be unreasonable to the master!
Don't worry, the underwear we consecrated is very sturdy, modal cotton, very elastic, breathable and comfortable. If you don't wash it machine, you can wear it in replacement and it will not break within eight months.
Liu Xiaozi didn't seem to be angry at all. His voice was very master-like
Otherwise, you might as well sell me a few more pieces. By the way, I bought more and would there be a discount? I continued to joke, but Zhenzhen pinched me again
Sorry, our zodiac year series disaster elimination red underwear is the latest model this year, and it is customized according to the actual situation of the customer, so there is no discount. In addition, if you want to invite more, you also need to reserve in advance.
You have! Even the fortune teller was ruined by Lei Jun
Until this moment, I decided that Liu Xiaozi was an incomparable little liar. His scam was not even higher than me. At least I could make the rich girl Zhenzhen fall in love with me wholeheartedly, want to marry me, and be willing to spend a lot of money for me.
As a result, he said the next sentence and I immediately became uneasy
You should be a twin. As he said that, Blind Liu pinched his fingers and then got to forget about it again
I had suspiciously guessed that this blind man Liu had already set his sights on Zhenzhen? He had already inquired about my situation in advance, just to deceive Zhenzhen and I into the game today?
My expression became much more serious than before. I waited for his following, prepared to find out the flaws in his words and then expose him
Zhenzhen turned her head, shook my arm, and asked me silently with her mouth: Is that right?
I nodded slightly at Zhenzhen, turned my head and stared at the sunglasses that Liu Xiaozi was wearing on his face.
And you are twins, your sister should be gone. If I do well, the year she passed away was the year of your brother and sister.
I recalled the year when my sister was drowned. We were thirteen years old, and it was really the year of our zodiac.
However, although my family is thousands of miles away, as long as I am careful, I will not be able to find out these situations.
Liu Zaizi continued to count on his fingers. It took him a minute to finish this time before he continued to speak: Your sister should have drowned. If I do, you should have been there when your sister drowned, but you should have been shocked at that time. There was neither help nor asking for help. So over the years, you have been living in guilt.
This sentence skipped a beat, like a big stone suddenly pressing on my heart, making me breathless. I couldn't help but hold Zhenzhen's hand tightly until Zhenzhen began to struggle in pain, and I came back to my senses from the pain.
Yes, on the day my sister drowned, only my sister and I were there. I took her to Qingshui Lake to play in the water. As a result, she accidentally slipped into the deep water area. I was shocked at that time and watched her struggle and sink. I actually slipped home alone, pretending to know nothing.
My parents, all the relatives and neighbors around them, searched for two days day and night, but they couldn't find my sister's whereabouts. In the end, my sister's body surfaced on the third day.
This is a thorn in my heart. It has been hurting my heart for years. I didn't expect that this blind man suddenly pulled it out today.
I was in a state of confusion, unable to concentrate, my eyes were panicked and scattered. I could only see Zhenzhen's mouth opening and closing, and I saw Liu Xiaozi's lips squirming constantly, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. Later, I saw Liu Xiaozi take a POS machine out of the drawer, Zhenzhen handed over a bank card, and then Zhenzhen took the two pairs of underwear, held my hand, and hurriedly pulled me away. Liu Xiaozi's naming hall
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