Living alone in the house, someone knocked on the door, I don't know who it was, what's wrong with me
Six people live in the house, and someone knocks on the door, I don’t know who it is. Six people, it’s possible to find anyone, anything is possible
One night in February
It was about two o'clock in the morning, and the knocker said, "Open the door."
Guo Wenxue is our boss, and of course the boss has the right to speak. He asked loudly, who is Ah?
The knocker said, "It's in the department, look for someone."
When Guo Wenxue went to open the door, Wang Liucheng sat up from the bed and started wearing clothes.
Did Wang Liucheng know that the person who came was looking for him?
It was not one person who knocked on the door, but four people. After they flashed into the dormitory, one of them called out, Wang Liucheng!
I think the visitor is not good, so I sit up and wear clothes.
Boss Guo Wenxuewen, who are you, what do you want to do!
Another person said, buddy, if you sleep, we won’t hurt him when we look for him, and we want to talk to him about some private matters.
I had already got out of bed at this time, and Cai Ya was also wearing clothes. Qi Gang changed the bed with Guo Wenxue the day before yesterday. He was lying on my lower bunk and was he asleep now?
And Rong Guofu, he didn't move.
Later I found out that they were all scared
The person who came shouted, don't let him run away!
Soon, Guo Wenxue ran outside, and the one who was caught was Wang Liucheng.
The speed surprised me, and the sound of fists beating on my face quickly sounded in my ears, which was a bit like a tamper
There was a slow-talking person standing aside and not taking action. He said, "Ask him what he said to Zeng Zaimiao, so that he can remember more."
During the day, Guo Wenxue drank a few bottles of beer. The bottle had not been delivered to the convenience store. Cai Ya from the Northeast had already touched the table, but I touched it first. I suddenly smashed the bottle to the cement floor and rushed towards the man who was the most fierce.
The slow-talking man suddenly quickly commanded his brother and hurriedly avoided!
But they only dodged two. As soon as the other turned around, my rotten bottle fell on his face. I felt very comfortable in my hand and was blocked by the thing. I knew I was hit.
The man covered his face and ran out, and the other three had already run out first
Wang Liucheng also touched the wine bottle, and Cai Ya, the three of us chased out of the building together and chased to the dark alley entrance, but the four of them were no longer sure where they were going.
Back in the room, I lit a candle, and I saw that one of Wang Liucheng's eyes had been blue and the other had also been blue, all swollen, and the blood on his mouth was shining.
When he grinned, I found that the tooth on his left was gone
I said, one of your teeth was knocked off
Wang Liucheng said, thank you both
At this time, Guo Wenxue came back, holding a very thin stick in his hand
I said, when you come back, everyone will be solved
Wang Liucheng said, Xiaochui, don't say that
Qi Gang and Rong Guofu also came to see Wang Liucheng's injuries. Qi Gang brought him water, and Rong Guofu helped him with a wet towel.
Cai Ya is already asleep
Wang Liucheng carefully wiped his face with a towel, and said, "They won't give up."
I asked, who was Zeng Zaimiao they were talking about?
Wang Liucheng said, it was what I told you, the self-funded student of the 98th-level management department
I asked, where did she live?
Wang Liucheng said, right upstairs opposite us
I smiled and said, is she very beautiful?
Wang Liucheng said, very sexy
After dawn, I got up and stopped sleeping. It happened to be Sunday.
I told Wang Liucheng, you are right, they may come to find fault, and the plot is more serious than last time. Brother, I will not only help you for a while, I will try to settle it for you.
Wang Liucheng said, I have notified my buddies in the provincial capital, and they will come in the afternoon.
I said, call quickly and don’t let them come. There will be no need for so many people. Just be careful when you go out by yourself.
Wang Liucheng looked at me and said, "Wait, if they don't come to me, I will go to them."
I said, take a step back and the sky is wide open, don't think so much
I found the phone number of Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory in the communication room opposite the building and found that I found the phone number of Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory in the communication room opposite the building
I soon heard her voice, very soft and friendly
I said, I am Wang Liucheng's friend, he may have offended you, I apologize to you very much
Zeng Zaimiao said, it was nothing, he just made a few excessive jokes for me, no need
I said, Wang Liucheng is now beaten by your boyfriend's man, we are very passive, I want to meet you and solve this problem with you
She raised her voice and said, OK, don't worry, why did he fight again? I'm so angry
I said, do you have time?
She said, yes, where are you
I said, I'll wait for you downstairs in your dormitory
Five minutes later, she reached out to me, and I held her hand, it was very soft, just like her voice
She asked me, how did you know my name?
I said, when they went to clean up Wang Liucheng last night, a leader said it.
She asked, is Wang Liucheng okay?
I said, it's okay for the time being, I'm afraid they will pass again, we have prepared all measures to deal with the situation
She smiled and looked at me and said, don't worry, with me here, they won't go there anymore
I said, this is the best
She asked me, are you and Wang Liucheng classmates?
I said, yes, we are in a dormitory
She said, Oh, then you are at level 99
I said, that's right
She asked, why aren't you determined to take the college entrance exam? She has to study for yourself
I said, when I was a child, my family was poor, and I couldn't afford to go to school even if I passed the exam. Besides, I don't care about university
She smiled
I said, I came here to study for self-study exams and paid tuition to attend classes, and I was not sure I could get a diploma, but I don’t care!
After a while, a fat girl with the same thickness at both ends walked out of the building and called Zeng Zaimiao.
The girl's voice was as loud as the silver bell, and as nice as the silver bell, it seemed to be sent from a beautiful woman's mouth.
She said to Zeng Zaimiao, "You guys talk, I'll leave."
Zeng Zaimiao said that her name is Feng Xinrong, our senior class
I'm not interested in Feng Xinrong, she's so ugly
Zeng Zai's single eyelids, the pearls washed by heavy rain in his eyes shine like shiny, small nose, white skin like white Americans, but white belongs to China
Although she was dressed thickly, the lines on her body were already obviously concave. Wang Liucheng used the international noun to describe her. After I saw her, I felt it was very suitable.
And the feeling that she speaks, I can't despise her, I can almost say I like her
There are more and more people, and she hasn't finished her words yet. She said, "Can we go to the school to find a place to talk for a while?"
In a garden at the school, we found a stone bench to sit down.
She told me her high school story
She said, my boyfriend is Shi Hongqi. He has loved fighting, drinking and gambling since he was a child. I hated him to death at that time, but he was very bad. He always went to me to stop me from attending classes, stopping me from going to the bathroom, and asking about my whereabouts all day long
He met me in his second year of high school
At that time, he transferred from another school to our school. In another class in our same grade, I went out to rest when I got off get out of class. He saw me and a group of boys pointed at me.
One day he went over to say hello to me and he said, "You are so eye-catching!"
I said, go away, there is something wrong!
Then he walked away, and after a few steps, he turned around and said, remember, we have known each other
He is ugly, not tall, and he is so lustful all day long. He stares at other girls. What I hate the most is that kind of person
I'm not afraid of you making jokes. I liked a boy in our class since I was in my first year of high school, but he didn't seem to notice me. I always wanted to write to him, but I didn't have the courage. Maybe I didn't love him deeply. If it were now, I would have told him
One Sunday, I went home to see my mother. Our house was in a remote town dozens of kilometers away.
As soon as I left the school gate, a red Fukang stepped on the brakes in front of me, and poked Shi Hongqi's head out of the window behind. He said, remember me, we know each other
I ignored him and continued to walk forward. His partner drove beside me, at the same speed as me
I want to call the police, but there is no phone nearby, nor a cell phone
Shi Hongqi poked his head out again and said, I just want to be an ordinary friend with you, why are you anxious? I have an undercover agent by your side, haha, I know you are going home this week, how about I'll send you off?
I didn't say a word, looked around and thought about going there on the road
Seeing that I didn't say anything, he stopped the car. He came out of the car and stopped me and said, I'll take you back, something else is meaningless
I said to him, go away!
But he said with a smile, he won't leave
I can't leave no matter how hard I said, you're a hooligan
He said, but my behavior is very people-oriented, I am not a hooligan
I was almost angry with him and cried, and I said, I don't need you to send me a gift.
His friend also came down. He was a tall and gentle boy. I was not afraid of seeing him anymore.
He told me, my buddy has no malice towards you, just have some good feelings, why don't we send you back? Anyway, we have nothing else to do. If you want to go to your town for fun, you just think it's the way
I was a little shaken at that time
The handsome boy opened the car door behind and said, "You guys sit in the back."
But I said, I want to sit in front
The gentle boy glanced at Shi Hongqi and smiled
He said, OK, just sit in front
I was secretly watching the gentle boy along the way. He looked really cool when driving a car, just like his people.
Shi Hongqi, who was sitting behind, kept saying to him, "Brother, I think you are more charming than me!"
The gentle boy said, what did you say?
charm?
I have no charm, just an ordinary person
The gentle boy is so mature and humble. He is really like the boy I like. They are as tall as they speak and look gentlemanly.
Shi Hongqi asked me along the way, but I didn't answer a word, what are your brothers and sisters, what are your parents doing, who did you grow up when you were a child, etc.
He had no choice but to joke with the gentle boy, and the gentle boy occasionally responded to him.
Svenered boy said, you should be careful when you take the bus alone in the future, there are all kinds of people on the bus.
I said, thank you, I know
After arriving in the town, I told the gentle boy, I can't invite you to my house as a guest, my mother will doubt it, I'm sorry
Before the gentle boy opened his mouth, Shi Hongqi rushed to say, "It's okay, see Ah in school!"
The gentle boy said, we understand, goodbye
Zeng Zaimiao said this and smiled at me, "Am I too long-winded? Are you interested in listening?"
I said, what's the matter? Listening to other people's stories is a kind of accumulation
She said, by the way, why don’t you talk about this today? I have to go back to find Shi Hongqi, I have to stop him
I said, okay, I'm a little worried, if they go to make trouble at the moment we are talking, it will be a mess
Zeng Zaimiao said, he probably won't, don't worry
I said, by the way, I didn't tell you that they injured Wang Liucheng, but one of them was also injured
She said, I hate people who fight, I think they are not well-educated
I said, yes, I just like fighting
She looked at me, do you like fighting?
I said, yes
She asked, why?
I said, when I have to fight, I feel that my life is flying like a fly, which is very exciting. If I don’t die, I will be very happy to live and reminisce.
She looked at a flowering tree in front of her and said, I will never understand you men
I returned to No. 40 Pipa Street and returned to dormitory 123
Wang Liucheng was not here. He came back later and asked me, where have you been?
I said, I went to find Zeng Zaimiao
Wang Liucheng said, Shi Hongqi is here to find me
I said, what are you doing?
He said, I wanted to close the door and beat him, he did it himself, he said he didn't want to make trouble in this matter. His brother was damaged by a bottle of wine. Now he is in the hospital and wants to get two thousand yuan for treatment. That's it.
I said, OK, they are also humane
Seeing that Wang Liucheng didn't say anything, I said again, Brother, I was hurt by the person, I will give him the money immediately, as long as we are safe and sound, you know, if you fight again, you must die, I'm afraid of death
Wang Liucheng said, "Brother said where did you go? I still have two thousand yuan, but what should I do with my eyes? Who will get me the treatment fee?"
I said, if you are in the wrong, girls can't afford to offend them. She said you will do whatever you want. If you pursue girls, don't make bad jokes, okay?
My paging rang, it was Zhai Ji, she left a message: Please climb down to the 14th floor and wait patiently for me
I was thinking about money, I wanted to contact Zeng Zaimiao again, and give Shi Hongqi a thousand first, because I don’t have money either, so I want to tell Zhai Ji about the matter and let her take some. As long as the problem is solved, everything will be easy to say.
I called Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory, and the girl in the dormitory said she had never come back when she went out in the morning
I arrived at the 14th floor, sat on the stairs and waited for about twenty minutes, and Zhai Ji suddenly shouted behind me, "Hi!"
She said, let me tell you a good news, one month later, today is my birthday, and it is the time when spring is blooming. You want to treat me to drink and eat a big cake!
I said, OK
She said, don't be afraid, of course you asked me to check out
I said, can you get me another thousand dollars?
She said, what are you going to buy? Didn’t I just gave you 1,500 yuan the day before yesterday?
I told the fight truthfully. After listening to it, she criticized me. Don’t help others fight again. What kind of buddy is it? Will he care about us if there is something wrong?
Zhai Ji squatted in front of me and looked at me. After a while, he touched my ear and said, "I must pay attention next time, how could I ignore you?"
Zhai Ji went upstairs to get his passbook and said, but we have to save money this month. My father gave me 2,000 yuan a month. I heard from my mother that his business was not as good as usual.
When I heard her say this, I tried to calm myself down, and then said to her calmly, forget it, I'd better find a way myself. If you have nothing else, I'll leave first
She said loudly, Fang Xiaochui, how can you do this? Of course I have to take care of you if something happens. I just mentioned that if the money may not be much, would you be angry?
I said, I didn't
Zhai Ji stopped for a while and took my hand and said, "Go, go and get the money."
I shook her hand away and said nothing
She turned around and hugged me and cried, and she said, "Crawl, I love you, you know, what is money? I'd rather die for you. Don't be angry with me. I'm afraid of you being angry in front of me."
At this time, my page rang. It was Zeng Zaimiao. How did she know my pager number?
Zhai Ji also saw it
The words displayed on Lan Jingjing's screen are: Miss Zeng, please go back to the dormitory quickly
Zhai Ji asked, who is Miss Zeng?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend
Zhai Ji said, go back after withdrawing the money
I said, I'd better go back first, your birthday is still early
I hugged her again, and I told her, I wasn't angry
Zeng Zaimiao saw me appear and called me downstairs in her dormitory. Her voice was as soft as the blooming cotton in the field, she called Fang Xiaochui.
I walked over and said to her, I accepted your boyfriend's opinion. In this way, I will pay a thousand first, and I will pay my other half tomorrow morning.
Zeng Zaimiao smiled and said, "I think this is unreasonable. Hongqi caused trouble without knowing it. Besides, even if I know, it is wrong for them to fight in the middle of the night. If they suffer a minor injury, they will have to pay for treatment. I asked you to come back because of this incident.
I said, I was hurt by people, if he wants money, I will give it to you
Zeng Zaimiao said that Wang Liucheng found me just now, and when he gave me two thousand yuan, I knew what was going on.
Zeng Zaimiao kicked the stone on the ground and said, "I have told Hongqi that you don't have to give him a penny, they deserve it."
Zeng Zaimiao said, I got your paging number from Wang Liucheng, will we be friends in the future?
I said, why, you said you don't like fighting people
She said, but you are not, I believe in my intuition
I said, Ah, it is my blessing to have a girl like you as a friend.
She said, I think you have oil on your mouth, I don’t know how many girls have been dumbed down by you
I said, where, you are very beautiful!
Just like my Zhai Ji!
She asked, Zhai Ji?
Your girlfriend?
I said, that's right
She said, if you can, you will definitely be a hundred times better than me if you let me see her. I want to appreciate her.
I said, OK Ah, of course, I can have time to have dinner together another day
She said, "Ah you said, don't annoy your girlfriend, haha,
I said, she doesn't know, she indulges me very much
Zeng Zaimiao smiled ambiguously at this time and said, is it true?
How indulgent you are? You won’t tolerate finding two girlfriends at the same time, right?
I smiled and said, I can't say it
She happily stretched out her hand and said, holding it again, and shaking hands for us to be friends for the second time
After shook hands with Zeng Zaimiao, I said goodbye to her and returned to my 123 dormitory
Wang Liucheng sat on the bed, squinting his eyes, looking at me, saying, Zeng Zaimiao said that she had solved the matter, I gave her money, but she did not accept it
I said, it's okay, if you chase a girl, just change one, they have a boyfriend, and they love it very much
Zhai Ji called me to call again. After I called back, she said, "I have withdrawn the money, you can get it."
I said, they don't want it again
Zhai Ji asked, why?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend won't let her go
Zhai Ji said, then come and have a meal with me
I said, I'm a little tired today, why don't you?
Zhai Ji said, OK, then you promised me not to cause trouble again
I said, yes, sir
She laughed on the phone and said, I'm hanging up
I said, we hang, one, two, three at the same time!
After I shouted out the three words on the other end of the phone, the blind voice after the phone hanged up
She listened to me very much, including the game, and she also did it very seriously and obediently
Every day in the corridor, it starts to make noise when it dawns, and it starts to be silent when it darkens.
The corridor became silent again
I sat in the dormitory and listened to the radio. There was a literary program on the local radio station that was very depressed. I enjoyed famous works all day long. Maybe one day I read a reader's submission and it was extremely terrible. I was so annoyed that I either turned it off or changed the channel.
Cai Ya said to me in a strong Northeast dialect, Brother, I think the article you wrote can be published in their radio station's famous works. It is a bit awkward to read it as an ordinary manuscript.
I laughed loudly, and I said, "What my brother said is that I am a cosmic horse with developed limbs and vigorous fur. How could I run to their ragged radio station to shit and pee, so that they can get two acres of first-class fertilizers and the harvested food will be in vain to their own warehouses?"
Cai Ya said, brother, have you written another article?
Let me read it again
I said, no, I'm not happy these days
Cai Ya said, what are you unhappy?
The weather is good and the years are coming. Haven’t Zhai Ji from the Art Department become your love slave?
I said, what you said was right
Cai Ya found some of my essays again and said to herself, "I want to read it again." Although the taste of reading your articles is the same every time, it tastes like ejaculation during sex, making people twitch and crazy.
I like to listen to Cai Ya's words, so humorous and sincere words
Cai Ya looked at it and read it: Speaking of the wind, comrades all know that it is very arrogant when it blows, and no matter who it blows, the general's uniform, the prostitute's thighs, the beggar's chest, the lawyer's mouth, the woman's breasts, the man's crotch, it blows Ah, blows through the village, blows through the city wall, blows to Beijing, blows to Shanghai, blows to the United States, Iraq, Czechoslovakia, Myanmar and Vietnam, when it is tired, it won't blow
It no longer blows, no one else, including the bright water on the lake
But the wind only changes partly. Although it can destroy a city, knock down several buildings, and kill a lot of people when it is crazy, it still cannot defeat other living people.
But the wind is very content, it never feels inferior, it is still like the moment it was born, blowing if you want to blow, and don't blow if you don't want to blow if you don't want to blow.
Feng Ah, the hero in my eyes, when did you occupy Fang Xiaocai's heart and truly become the hero in his heart
But the heroic wind, why are you not of your own age?
……
Cai Ya no longer reads the next one after reading this. He asked me, brother, why is this essay called "Wind" so short?
Always make me feel premature ejaculation
I said that this kind of article cannot be published on the radio station, so I can only wait for me to write a long one in the future and add it to the novel before I can publish it. At that time, it will be more lively than the radio station. It will be read out by thousands of readers and post it yourself and listen to it yourself
I also said, I want to print the novel into a book, making it as awesome as the old Balzac's "Human Comedy" and is sold all over the world. Even there are several books in public toilets. A few years later, various versions of my old books will be bought at high prices, and I will never go back to the moment when I was everywhere in the old book stall five hundred years ago. My book became a forbidden book because people's thoughts had regressed at that time. Reading my books can learn a lot of advanced ancient knowledge, such as sexual intercourse postures, understanding of the wind, re-study of Balzac, etc. At that time... Cai Ya interrupted me and asked, "Brother, isn't Balzac famous all over the world?"
Why is he forgotten by people?
I said, isn't this obvious?
People's brains have deteriorated and become corrupt. They can only remember famous works that are relatively recent, such as my books. Of course they can't remember them no matter how old they are, so my books also have the value of historical books.
Cai Ya said, I really want to drill from the time tunnel to 500 years old and take a look. I will say to everyone, listen, these books are written by my elder brother, my elder brother called Fang Xiaochui, and five hundred years ago, we lived in the same dormitory with me. We were all at their own expense. We were in the same university, the same class and the same dormitory, and it was not the same bed!
At that time, everyone surrounded me and asked me this and that, how glorious I am!
Maybe someone asked me if my cock was big in the room, was yours similar to his, and took off my pants and let us study it. I was in trouble at that time. Brother, you know, I am most afraid of men watching this thing, except my girlfriend.
I laughed loudly, I said, we can't see it
Cai Ya said that some people may suggest stripping me naked and tie it up with a rope for journalists and archaeologists to take photos. The sun is scorching and the rain is pouring, so I don’t want to give it to you. I’m dead, but when I think about it, I still can’t see it.
I returned to No. 40 Pipa Street and returned to dormitory 123
Wang Liucheng was not here. He came back later and asked me, where have you been?
I said, I went to find Zeng Zaimiao
Wang Liucheng said, Shi Hongqi is here to find me
I said, what are you doing?
He said, I wanted to close the door and beat him, he did it himself, he said he didn't want to make trouble in this matter. His brother was damaged by a bottle of wine. Now he is in the hospital and wants to get two thousand yuan for treatment. That's it.
I said, OK, they are also humane
Seeing that Wang Liucheng didn't say anything, I said again, Brother, I was hurt by the person, I will give him the money immediately, as long as we are safe and sound, you know, if you fight again, you must die, I'm afraid of death
Wang Liucheng said, "Brother said where did you go? I still have two thousand yuan, but what should I do with my eyes? Who will get me the treatment fee?"
I said, if you are in the wrong, girls can't afford to offend them. She said you will do whatever you want. If you pursue girls, don't make bad jokes, okay?
My paging rang, it was Zhai Ji, she left a message: Please climb down to the 14th floor and wait patiently for me
I was thinking about money, I wanted to contact Zeng Zaimiao again, and give Shi Hongqi a thousand first, because I don’t have money either, so I want to tell Zhai Ji about the matter and let her take some. As long as the problem is solved, everything will be easy to say.
I called Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory, and the girl in the dormitory said she had never come back when she went out in the morning
I arrived at the 14th floor, sat on the stairs and waited for about twenty minutes, and Zhai Ji suddenly shouted behind me, "Hi!"
She said, let me tell you a good news, one month later, today is my birthday, and it is the time when spring is blooming. You want to treat me to drink and eat a big cake!
I said, OK
She said, don't be afraid, of course you asked me to check out
I said, can you get me another thousand dollars?
She said, what are you going to buy? Didn’t I just gave you 1,500 yuan the day before yesterday?
I told the fight truthfully. After listening to it, she criticized me. Don’t help others fight again. What kind of buddy is it? Will he care about us if there is something wrong?
Zhai Ji squatted in front of me and looked at me. After a while, he touched my ear and said, "I must pay attention next time, how could I ignore you?"
Zhai Ji went upstairs to get his passbook and said, but we have to save money this month. My father gave me 2,000 yuan a month. I heard from my mother that his business was not as good as usual.
When I heard her say this, I tried to calm myself down, and then said to her calmly, forget it, I'd better find a way myself. If you have nothing else, I'll leave first
She said loudly, Fang Xiaochui, how can you do this? Of course I have to take care of you if something happens. I just mentioned that if the money may not be much, would you be angry?
I said, I didn't
Zhai Ji stopped for a while and took my hand and said, "Go, go and get the money."
I shook her hand away and said nothing
She turned around and hugged me and cried, and she said, "Crawl, I love you, you know, what is money? I'd rather die for you. Don't be angry with me. I'm afraid of you being angry in front of me."
At this time, my page rang. It was Zeng Zaimiao. How did she know my pager number?
Zhai Ji also saw it
The words displayed on Lan Jingjing's screen are: Miss Zeng, please go back to the dormitory quickly
Zhai Ji asked, who is Miss Zeng?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend
Zhai Ji said, go back after withdrawing the money
I said, I'd better go back first, your birthday is still early
I hugged her again, and I told her, I wasn't angry
Zeng Zaimiao saw me appear and called me downstairs in her dormitory. Her voice was as soft as the blooming cotton in the field, she called Fang Xiaochui.
I walked over and said to her, I accepted your boyfriend's opinion. In this way, I will pay a thousand first, and I will pay my other half tomorrow morning.
Zeng Zaimiao smiled and said, "I think this is unreasonable. Hongqi caused trouble without knowing it. Besides, even if I know, it is wrong for them to fight in the middle of the night. If they suffer a minor injury, they will have to pay for treatment. I asked you to come back because of this incident.
I said, I was hurt by people, if he wants money, I will give it to you
Zeng Zaimiao said that Wang Liucheng found me just now, and when he gave me two thousand yuan, I knew what was going on.
Zeng Zaimiao kicked the stone on the ground and said, "I have told Hongqi that you don't have to give him a penny, they deserve it."
Zeng Zaimiao said, I got your paging number from Wang Liucheng, will we be friends in the future?
I said, why, you said you don't like fighting people
She said, but you are not, I believe in my intuition
I said, Ah, it is my blessing to have a girl like you as a friend.
She said, I think you have oil on your mouth, I don’t know how many girls have been dumbed down by you
I said, where, you are very beautiful!
Just like my Zhai Ji!
She asked, Zhai Ji?
Your girlfriend?
I said, that's right
She said, if you can, you will definitely be a hundred times better than me if you let me see her. I want to appreciate her.
I said, OK Ah, of course, I can have time to have dinner together another day
She said, "Ah you said, don't annoy your girlfriend, haha,
I said, she doesn't know, she indulges me very much
Zeng Zaimiao smiled ambiguously at this time and said, is it true?
How indulgent you are? You won’t tolerate finding two girlfriends at the same time, right?
I smiled and said, I can't say it
She happily stretched out her hand and said, holding it again, and shaking hands for us to be friends for the second time
After shook hands with Zeng Zaimiao, I said goodbye to her and returned to my 123 dormitory
Wang Liucheng sat on the bed, squinting his eyes, looking at me, saying, Zeng Zaimiao said that she had solved the matter, I gave her money, but she did not accept it
I said, it's okay, if you chase a girl, just change one, they have a boyfriend, and they love it very much
Zhai Ji called me to call again. After I called back, she said, "I have withdrawn the money, you can get it."
I said, they don't want it again
Zhai Ji asked, why?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend won't let her go
Zhai Ji said, then come and have a meal with me
I said, I'm a little tired today, why don't you?
Zhai Ji said, OK, then you promised me not to cause trouble again
I said, yes, sir
She laughed on the phone and said, I'm hanging up
I said, we hang, one, two, three at the same time!
After I shouted out the three words on the other end of the phone, the blind voice after the phone hanged up
She listened to me very much, including the game, and she also did it very seriously and obediently
Every day in the corridor, it starts to make noise when it dawns, and it starts to be silent when it darkens.
The corridor became silent again
I sat in the dormitory and listened to the radio. There was a literary program on the local radio station that was very depressed. I enjoyed famous works all day long. Maybe one day I read a reader's submission and it was extremely terrible. I was so annoyed that I either turned it off or changed the channel.
Cai Ya said to me in a strong Northeast dialect, Brother, I think the article you wrote can be published in their radio station's famous works. It is a bit awkward to read it as an ordinary manuscript.
I laughed loudly, and I said, "What my brother said is that I am a cosmic horse with developed limbs and vigorous fur. How could I run to their ragged radio station to shit and pee, so that they can get two acres of first-class fertilizers and the harvested food will be in vain to their own warehouses?"
Cai Ya said, brother, have you written another article?
Let me read it again
I said, no, I'm not happy these days
Cai Ya said, what are you unhappy?
The weather is good and the years are coming. Haven’t Zhai Ji from the Art Department become your love slave?
I said, what you said was right
Cai Ya found some of my essays again and said to herself, "I want to read it again." Although the taste of reading your articles is the same every time, it tastes like ejaculation during sex, making people twitch and crazy.
I like to listen to Cai Ya's words, so humorous and sincere words
Cai Ya looked at it and read it: Speaking of the wind, comrades all know that it is very arrogant when it blows, and no matter who it blows, the general's uniform, the prostitute's thighs, the beggar's chest, the lawyer's mouth, the woman's breasts, the man's crotch, it blows Ah, blows through the village, blows through the city wall, blows to Beijing, blows to Shanghai, blows to the United States, Iraq, Czechoslovakia, Myanmar and Vietnam, when it is tired, it won't blow
It no longer blows, no one else, including the bright water on the lake
But the wind only changes partly. Although it can destroy a city, knock down several buildings, and kill a lot of people when it is crazy, it still cannot defeat other living people.
But the wind is very content, it never feels inferior, it is still like the moment it was born, blowing if you want to blow, and don't blow if you don't want to blow if you don't want to blow.
Feng Ah, the hero in my eyes, when did you occupy Fang Xiaocai's heart and truly become the hero in his heart
But the heroic wind, why are you not of your own age?
……
Cai Ya no longer reads the next one after reading this. He asked me, brother, why is this essay called "Wind" so short?
Always make me feel premature ejaculation
I said that this kind of article cannot be published on the radio station, so I can only wait for me to write a long one in the future and add it to the novel before I can publish it. At that time, it will be more lively than the radio station. It will be read out by thousands of readers and post it yourself and listen to it yourself
I also said, I want to print the novel into a book, making it as awesome as the old Balzac's "Human Comedy" and is sold all over the world. Even there are several books in public toilets. A few years later, various versions of my old books will be bought at high prices, and I will never go back to the moment when I was everywhere in the old book stall five hundred years ago. My book became a forbidden book because people's thoughts had regressed at that time. Reading my books can learn a lot of advanced ancient knowledge, such as sexual intercourse postures, understanding of the wind, re-study of Balzac, etc. At that time... Cai Ya interrupted me and asked, "Brother, isn't Balzac famous all over the world?"
Why is he forgotten by people?
I said, isn't this obvious?
People's brains have deteriorated and become corrupt. They can only remember famous works that are relatively recent, such as my books. Of course they can't remember them no matter how old they are, so my books also have the value of historical books.
Cai Ya said, I really want to drill from the time tunnel to 500 years old and take a look. I will say to everyone, listen, these books are written by my elder brother, my elder brother called Fang Xiaochui, and five hundred years ago, we lived in the same dormitory with me. We were all at their own expense. We were in the same university, the same class and the same dormitory, and it was not the same bed!
At that time, everyone surrounded me and asked me this and that, how glorious I am!
Maybe someone asked me if my cock was big in the room, was yours similar to his, and took off my pants and let us study it. I was in trouble at that time. Brother, you know, I am most afraid of men watching this thing, except my girlfriend.
I laughed loudly, I said, we can't see it
Cai Ya said that some people may suggest stripping me naked and tie it up with a rope for journalists and archaeologists to take photos. The sun is scorching and the rain is pouring, so I don’t want to give it to you. I’m dead, but when I think about it, I still can’t see it.
Six people live in the house, and someone knocks on the door, I don’t know who it is. Six people, it’s possible to find anyone, anything is possible
One night in February
It was about two o'clock in the morning, and the knocker said, "Open the door."
Guo Wenxue is our boss, and of course the boss has the right to speak. He asked loudly, who is Ah?
The knocker said, "It's in the department, look for someone."
When Guo Wenxue went to open the door, Wang Liucheng sat up from the bed and started wearing clothes.
Did Wang Liucheng know that the person who came was looking for him?
It was not one person who knocked on the door, but four people. After they flashed into the dormitory, one of them called out, Wang Liucheng!
I think the visitor is not good, so I sit up and wear clothes.
Boss Guo Wenxuewen, who are you, what do you want to do!
Another person said, buddy, if you sleep, we won’t hurt him when we look for him, and we want to talk to him about some private matters.
I had already got out of bed at this time, and Cai Ya was also wearing clothes. Qi Gang changed the bed with Guo Wenxue the day before yesterday. He was lying on my lower bunk and was he asleep now?
And Rong Guofu, he didn't move.
Later I found out that they were all scared
The person who came shouted, don't let him run away!
Soon, Guo Wenxue ran outside, and the one who was caught was Wang Liucheng.
The speed surprised me, and the sound of fists beating on my face quickly sounded in my ears, which was a bit like a tamper
There was a slow-talking person standing aside and not taking action. He said, "Ask him what he said to Zeng Zaimiao, so that he can remember more."
During the day, Guo Wenxue drank a few bottles of beer. The bottle had not been delivered to the convenience store. Cai Ya from the Northeast had already touched the table, but I touched it first. I suddenly smashed the bottle to the cement floor and rushed towards the man who was the most fierce.
The slow-talking man suddenly quickly commanded his brother and hurriedly avoided!
But they only dodged two. As soon as the other turned around, my rotten bottle fell on his face. I felt very comfortable in my hand and was blocked by the thing. I knew I was hit.
The man covered his face and ran out, and the other three had already run out first
Wang Liucheng also touched the wine bottle, and Cai Ya, the three of us chased out of the building together and chased to the dark alley entrance, but the four of them were no longer sure where they were going.
Back in the room, I lit a candle, and I saw that one of Wang Liucheng's eyes had been blue and the other had also been blue, all swollen, and the blood on his mouth was shining.
When he grinned, I found that the tooth on his left was gone
I said, one of your teeth was knocked off
Wang Liucheng said, thank you both
At this time, Guo Wenxue came back, holding a very thin stick in his hand
I said, when you come back, everyone will be solved
Wang Liucheng said, Xiaochui, don't say that
Qi Gang and Rong Guofu also came to see Wang Liucheng's injuries. Qi Gang brought him water, and Rong Guofu helped him with a wet towel.
Cai Ya is already asleep
Wang Liucheng carefully wiped his face with a towel, and said, "They won't give up."
I asked, who was Zeng Zaimiao they were talking about?
Wang Liucheng said, it was what I told you, the self-funded student of the 98th-level management department
I asked, where did she live?
Wang Liucheng said, right upstairs opposite us
I smiled and said, is she very beautiful?
Wang Liucheng said, very sexy
After dawn, I got up and stopped sleeping. It happened to be Sunday.
I told Wang Liucheng, you are right, they may come to find fault, and the plot is more serious than last time. Brother, I will not only help you for a while, I will try to settle it for you.
Wang Liucheng said, I have notified my buddies in the provincial capital, and they will come in the afternoon.
I said, call quickly and don’t let them come. There will be no need for so many people. Just be careful when you go out by yourself.
Wang Liucheng looked at me and said, "Wait, if they don't come to me, I will go to them."
I said, take a step back and the sky is wide open, don't think so much
I found the phone number of Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory in the communication room opposite the building and found that I found the phone number of Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory in the communication room opposite the building
I soon heard her voice, very soft and friendly
I said, I am Wang Liucheng's friend, he may have offended you, I apologize to you very much
Zeng Zaimiao said, it was nothing, he just made a few excessive jokes for me, no need
I said, Wang Liucheng is now beaten by your boyfriend's man, we are very passive, I want to meet you and solve this problem with you
She raised her voice and said, OK, don't worry, why did he fight again? I'm so angry
I said, do you have time?
She said, yes, where are you
I said, I'll wait for you downstairs in your dormitory
Five minutes later, she reached out to me, and I held her hand, it was very soft, just like her voice
She asked me, how did you know my name?
I said, when they went to clean up Wang Liucheng last night, a leader said it.
She asked, is Wang Liucheng okay?
I said, it's okay for the time being, I'm afraid they will pass again, we have prepared all measures to deal with the situation
She smiled and looked at me and said, don't worry, with me here, they won't go there anymore
I said, this is the best
She asked me, are you and Wang Liucheng classmates?
I said, yes, we are in a dormitory
She said, Oh, then you are at level 99
I said, that's right
She asked, why aren't you determined to take the college entrance exam? She has to study for yourself
I said, when I was a child, my family was poor, and I couldn't afford to go to school even if I passed the exam. Besides, I don't care about university
She smiled
I said, I came here to study for self-study exams and paid tuition to attend classes, and I was not sure I could get a diploma, but I don’t care!
After a while, a fat girl with the same thickness at both ends walked out of the building and called Zeng Zaimiao.
The girl's voice was as loud as the silver bell, and as nice as the silver bell, it seemed to be sent from a beautiful woman's mouth.
She said to Zeng Zaimiao, "You guys talk, I'll leave."
Zeng Zaimiao said that her name is Feng Xinrong, our senior class
I'm not interested in Feng Xinrong, she's so ugly
Zeng Zai's single eyelids, the pearls washed by heavy rain in his eyes shine like shiny, small nose, white skin like white Americans, but white belongs to China
Although she was dressed thickly, the lines on her body were already obviously concave. Wang Liucheng used the international noun to describe her. After I saw her, I felt it was very suitable.
And the feeling that she speaks, I can't despise her, I can almost say I like her
There are more and more people, and she hasn't finished her words yet. She said, "Can we go to the school to find a place to talk for a while?"
In a garden at the school, we found a stone bench to sit down.
She told me her high school story
She said, my boyfriend is Shi Hongqi. He has loved fighting, drinking and gambling since he was a child. I hated him to death at that time, but he was very bad. He always went to me to stop me from attending classes, stopping me from going to the bathroom, and asking about my whereabouts all day long
He met me in his second year of high school
At that time, he transferred from another school to our school. In another class in our same grade, I went out to rest when I got off get out of class. He saw me and a group of boys pointed at me.
One day he went over to say hello to me and he said, "You are so eye-catching!"
I said, go away, there is something wrong!
Then he walked away, and after a few steps, he turned around and said, remember, we have known each other
He is ugly, not tall, and he is so lustful all day long. He stares at other girls. What I hate the most is that kind of person
I'm not afraid of you making jokes. I liked a boy in our class since I was in my first year of high school, but he didn't seem to notice me. I always wanted to write to him, but I didn't have the courage. Maybe I didn't love him deeply. If it were now, I would have told him
One Sunday, I went home to see my mother. Our house was in a remote town dozens of kilometers away.
As soon as I left the school gate, a red Fukang stepped on the brakes in front of me, and poked Shi Hongqi's head out of the window behind. He said, remember me, we know each other
I ignored him and continued to walk forward. His partner drove beside me, at the same speed as me
I want to call the police, but there is no phone nearby, nor a cell phone
Shi Hongqi poked his head out again and said, I just want to be an ordinary friend with you, why are you anxious? I have an undercover agent by your side, haha, I know you are going home this week, how about I'll send you off?
I didn't say a word, looked around and thought about going there on the road
Seeing that I didn't say anything, he stopped the car. He came out of the car and stopped me and said, I'll take you back, something else is meaningless
I said to him, go away!
But he said with a smile, he won't leave
I can't leave no matter how hard I said, you're a hooligan
He said, but my behavior is very people-oriented, I am not a hooligan
I was almost angry with him and cried, and I said, I don't need you to send me a gift.
His friend also came down. He was a tall and gentle boy. I was not afraid of seeing him anymore.
He told me, my buddy has no malice towards you, just have some good feelings, why don't we send you back? Anyway, we have nothing else to do. If you want to go to your town for fun, you just think it's the way
I was a little shaken at that time
The handsome boy opened the car door behind and said, "You guys sit in the back."
But I said, I want to sit in front
The gentle boy glanced at Shi Hongqi and smiled
He said, OK, just sit in front
I was secretly watching the gentle boy along the way. He looked really cool when driving a car, just like his people.
Shi Hongqi, who was sitting behind, kept saying to him, "Brother, I think you are more charming than me!"
The gentle boy said, what did you say?
charm?
I have no charm, just an ordinary person
The gentle boy is so mature and humble. He is really like the boy I like. They are as tall as they speak and look gentlemanly.
Shi Hongqi asked me along the way, but I didn't answer a word, what are your brothers and sisters, what are your parents doing, who did you grow up when you were a child, etc.
He had no choice but to joke with the gentle boy, and the gentle boy occasionally responded to him.
Svenered boy said, you should be careful when you take the bus alone in the future, there are all kinds of people on the bus.
I said, thank you, I know
After arriving in the town, I told the gentle boy, I can't invite you to my house as a guest, my mother will doubt it, I'm sorry
Before the gentle boy opened his mouth, Shi Hongqi rushed to say, "It's okay, see Ah in school!"
The gentle boy said, we understand, goodbye
Zeng Zaimiao said this and smiled at me, "Am I too long-winded? Are you interested in listening?"
I said, what's the matter? Listening to other people's stories is a kind of accumulation
She said, by the way, why don’t you talk about this today? I have to go back to find Shi Hongqi, I have to stop him
I said, okay, I'm a little worried, if they go to make trouble at the moment we are talking, it will be a mess
Zeng Zaimiao said, he probably won't, don't worry
I said, by the way, I didn't tell you that they injured Wang Liucheng, but one of them was also injured
She said, I hate people who fight, I think they are not well-educated
I said, yes, I just like fighting
She looked at me, do you like fighting?
I said, yes
She asked, why?
I said, when I have to fight, I feel that my life is flying like a fly, which is very exciting. If I don’t die, I will be very happy to live and reminisce.
She looked at a flowering tree in front of her and said, I will never understand you men
I returned to No. 40 Pipa Street and returned to dormitory 123
Wang Liucheng was not here. He came back later and asked me, where have you been?
I said, I went to find Zeng Zaimiao
Wang Liucheng said, Shi Hongqi is here to find me
I said, what are you doing?
He said, I wanted to close the door and beat him, he did it himself, he said he didn't want to make trouble in this matter. His brother was damaged by a bottle of wine. Now he is in the hospital and wants to get two thousand yuan for treatment. That's it.
I said, OK, they are also humane
Seeing that Wang Liucheng didn't say anything, I said again, Brother, I was hurt by the person, I will give him the money immediately, as long as we are safe and sound, you know, if you fight again, you must die, I'm afraid of death
Wang Liucheng said, "Brother said where did you go? I still have two thousand yuan, but what should I do with my eyes? Who will get me the treatment fee?"
I said, if you are in the wrong, girls can't afford to offend them. She said you will do whatever you want. If you pursue girls, don't make bad jokes, okay?
My paging rang, it was Zhai Ji, she left a message: Please climb down to the 14th floor and wait patiently for me
I was thinking about money, I wanted to contact Zeng Zaimiao again, and give Shi Hongqi a thousand first, because I don’t have money either, so I want to tell Zhai Ji about the matter and let her take some. As long as the problem is solved, everything will be easy to say.
I called Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory, and the girl in the dormitory said she had never come back when she went out in the morning
I arrived at the 14th floor, sat on the stairs and waited for about twenty minutes, and Zhai Ji suddenly shouted behind me, "Hi!"
She said, let me tell you a good news, one month later, today is my birthday, and it is the time when spring is blooming. You want to treat me to drink and eat a big cake!
I said, OK
She said, don't be afraid, of course you asked me to check out
I said, can you get me another thousand dollars?
She said, what are you going to buy? Didn’t I just gave you 1,500 yuan the day before yesterday?
I told the fight truthfully. After listening to it, she criticized me. Don’t help others fight again. What kind of buddy is it? Will he care about us if there is something wrong?
Zhai Ji squatted in front of me and looked at me. After a while, he touched my ear and said, "I must pay attention next time, how could I ignore you?"
Zhai Ji went upstairs to get his passbook and said, but we have to save money this month. My father gave me 2,000 yuan a month. I heard from my mother that his business was not as good as usual.
When I heard her say this, I tried to calm myself down, and then said to her calmly, forget it, I'd better find a way myself. If you have nothing else, I'll leave first
She said loudly, Fang Xiaochui, how can you do this? Of course I have to take care of you if something happens. I just mentioned that if the money may not be much, would you be angry?
I said, I didn't
Zhai Ji stopped for a while and took my hand and said, "Go, go and get the money."
I shook her hand away and said nothing
She turned around and hugged me and cried, and she said, "Crawl, I love you, you know, what is money? I'd rather die for you. Don't be angry with me. I'm afraid of you being angry in front of me."
At this time, my page rang. It was Zeng Zaimiao. How did she know my pager number?
Zhai Ji also saw it
The words displayed on Lan Jingjing's screen are: Miss Zeng, please go back to the dormitory quickly
Zhai Ji asked, who is Miss Zeng?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend
Zhai Ji said, go back after withdrawing the money
I said, I'd better go back first, your birthday is still early
I hugged her again, and I told her, I wasn't angry
Zeng Zaimiao saw me appear and called me downstairs in her dormitory. Her voice was as soft as the blooming cotton in the field, she called Fang Xiaochui.
I walked over and said to her, I accepted your boyfriend's opinion. In this way, I will pay a thousand first, and I will pay my other half tomorrow morning.
Zeng Zaimiao smiled and said, "I think this is unreasonable. Hongqi caused trouble without knowing it. Besides, even if I know, it is wrong for them to fight in the middle of the night. If they suffer a minor injury, they will have to pay for treatment. I asked you to come back because of this incident.
I said, I was hurt by people, if he wants money, I will give it to you
Zeng Zaimiao said that Wang Liucheng found me just now, and when he gave me two thousand yuan, I knew what was going on.
Zeng Zaimiao kicked the stone on the ground and said, "I have told Hongqi that you don't have to give him a penny, they deserve it."
Zeng Zaimiao said, I got your paging number from Wang Liucheng, will we be friends in the future?
I said, why, you said you don't like fighting people
She said, but you are not, I believe in my intuition
I said, Ah, it is my blessing to have a girl like you as a friend.
She said, I think you have oil on your mouth, I don’t know how many girls have been dumbed down by you
I said, where, you are very beautiful!
Just like my Zhai Ji!
She asked, Zhai Ji?
Your girlfriend?
I said, that's right
She said, if you can, you will definitely be a hundred times better than me if you let me see her. I want to appreciate her.
I said, OK Ah, of course, I can have time to have dinner together another day
She said, "Ah you said, don't annoy your girlfriend, haha,
I said, she doesn't know, she indulges me very much
Zeng Zaimiao smiled ambiguously at this time and said, is it true?
How indulgent you are? You won’t tolerate finding two girlfriends at the same time, right?
I smiled and said, I can't say it
She happily stretched out her hand and said, holding it again, and shaking hands for us to be friends for the second time
After shook hands with Zeng Zaimiao, I said goodbye to her and returned to my 123 dormitory
Wang Liucheng sat on the bed, squinting his eyes, looking at me, saying, Zeng Zaimiao said that she had solved the matter, I gave her money, but she did not accept it
I said, it's okay, if you chase a girl, just change one, they have a boyfriend, and they love it very much
Zhai Ji called me to call again. After I called back, she said, "I have withdrawn the money, you can get it."
I said, they don't want it again
Zhai Ji asked, why?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend won't let her go
Zhai Ji said, then come and have a meal with me
I said, I'm a little tired today, why don't you?
Zhai Ji said, OK, then you promised me not to cause trouble again
I said, yes, sir
She laughed on the phone and said, I'm hanging up
I said, we hang, one, two, three at the same time!
After I shouted out the three words on the other end of the phone, the blind voice after the phone hanged up
She listened to me very much, including the game, and she also did it very seriously and obediently
Every day in the corridor, it starts to make noise when it dawns, and it starts to be silent when it darkens.
The corridor became silent again
I sat in the dormitory and listened to the radio. There was a literary program on the local radio station that was very depressed. I enjoyed famous works all day long. Maybe one day I read a reader's submission and it was extremely terrible. I was so annoyed that I either turned it off or changed the channel.
Cai Ya said to me in a strong Northeast dialect, Brother, I think the article you wrote can be published in their radio station's famous works. It is a bit awkward to read it as an ordinary manuscript.
I laughed loudly, and I said, "What my brother said is that I am a cosmic horse with developed limbs and vigorous fur. How could I run to their ragged radio station to shit and pee, so that they can get two acres of first-class fertilizers and the harvested food will be in vain to their own warehouses?"
Cai Ya said, brother, have you written another article?
Let me read it again
I said, no, I'm not happy these days
Cai Ya said, what are you unhappy?
The weather is good and the years are coming. Haven’t Zhai Ji from the Art Department become your love slave?
I said, what you said was right
Cai Ya found some of my essays again and said to herself, "I want to read it again." Although the taste of reading your articles is the same every time, it tastes like ejaculation during sex, making people twitch and crazy.
I like to listen to Cai Ya's words, so humorous and sincere words
Cai Ya looked at it and read it: Speaking of the wind, comrades all know that it is very arrogant when it blows, and no matter who it blows, the general's uniform, the prostitute's thighs, the beggar's chest, the lawyer's mouth, the woman's breasts, the man's crotch, it blows Ah, blows through the village, blows through the city wall, blows to Beijing, blows to Shanghai, blows to the United States, Iraq, Czechoslovakia, Myanmar and Vietnam, when it is tired, it won't blow
It no longer blows, no one else, including the bright water on the lake
But the wind only changes partly. Although it can destroy a city, knock down several buildings, and kill a lot of people when it is crazy, it still cannot defeat other living people.
But the wind is very content, it never feels inferior, it is still like the moment it was born, blowing if you want to blow, and don't blow if you don't want to blow if you don't want to blow.
Feng Ah, the hero in my eyes, when did you occupy Fang Xiaocai's heart and truly become the hero in his heart
But the heroic wind, why are you not of your own age?
……
Cai Ya no longer reads the next one after reading this. He asked me, brother, why is this essay called "Wind" so short?
Always make me feel premature ejaculation
I said that this kind of article cannot be published on the radio station, so I can only wait for me to write a long one in the future and add it to the novel before I can publish it. At that time, it will be more lively than the radio station. It will be read out by thousands of readers and post it yourself and listen to it yourself
I also said, I want to print the novel into a book, making it as awesome as the old Balzac's "Human Comedy" and is sold all over the world. Even there are several books in public toilets. A few years later, various versions of my old books will be bought at high prices, and I will never go back to the moment when I was everywhere in the old book stall five hundred years ago. My book became a forbidden book because people's thoughts had regressed at that time. Reading my books can learn a lot of advanced ancient knowledge, such as sexual intercourse postures, understanding of the wind, re-study of Balzac, etc. At that time... Cai Ya interrupted me and asked, "Brother, isn't Balzac famous all over the world?"
Why is he forgotten by people?
I said, isn't this obvious?
People's brains have deteriorated and become corrupt. They can only remember famous works that are relatively recent, such as my books. Of course they can't remember them no matter how old they are, so my books also have the value of historical books.
Cai Ya said, I really want to drill from the time tunnel to 500 years old and take a look. I will say to everyone, listen, these books are written by my elder brother, my elder brother called Fang Xiaochui, and five hundred years ago, we lived in the same dormitory with me. We were all at their own expense. We were in the same university, the same class and the same dormitory, and it was not the same bed!
At that time, everyone surrounded me and asked me this and that, how glorious I am!
Maybe someone asked me if my cock was big in the room, was yours similar to his, and took off my pants and let us study it. I was in trouble at that time. Brother, you know, I am most afraid of men watching this thing, except my girlfriend.
I laughed loudly, I said, we can't see it
Cai Ya said that some people may suggest stripping me naked and tie it up with a rope for journalists and archaeologists to take photos. The sun is scorching and the rain is pouring, so I don’t want to give it to you. I’m dead, but when I think about it, I still can’t see it.
I returned to No. 40 Pipa Street and returned to dormitory 123
Wang Liucheng was not here. He came back later and asked me, where have you been?
I said, I went to find Zeng Zaimiao
Wang Liucheng said, Shi Hongqi is here to find me
I said, what are you doing?
He said, I wanted to close the door and beat him, he did it himself, he said he didn't want to make trouble in this matter. His brother was damaged by a bottle of wine. Now he is in the hospital and wants to get two thousand yuan for treatment. That's it.
I said, OK, they are also humane
Seeing that Wang Liucheng didn't say anything, I said again, Brother, I was hurt by the person, I will give him the money immediately, as long as we are safe and sound, you know, if you fight again, you must die, I'm afraid of death
Wang Liucheng said, "Brother said where did you go? I still have two thousand yuan, but what should I do with my eyes? Who will get me the treatment fee?"
I said, if you are in the wrong, girls can't afford to offend them. She said you will do whatever you want. If you pursue girls, don't make bad jokes, okay?
My paging rang, it was Zhai Ji, she left a message: Please climb down to the 14th floor and wait patiently for me
I was thinking about money, I wanted to contact Zeng Zaimiao again, and give Shi Hongqi a thousand first, because I don’t have money either, so I want to tell Zhai Ji about the matter and let her take some. As long as the problem is solved, everything will be easy to say.
I called Zeng Zaimiao's dormitory, and the girl in the dormitory said she had never come back when she went out in the morning
I arrived at the 14th floor, sat on the stairs and waited for about twenty minutes, and Zhai Ji suddenly shouted behind me, "Hi!"
She said, let me tell you a good news, one month later, today is my birthday, and it is the time when spring is blooming. You want to treat me to drink and eat a big cake!
I said, OK
She said, don't be afraid, of course you asked me to check out
I said, can you get me another thousand dollars?
She said, what are you going to buy? Didn’t I just gave you 1,500 yuan the day before yesterday?
I told the fight truthfully. After listening to it, she criticized me. Don’t help others fight again. What kind of buddy is it? Will he care about us if there is something wrong?
Zhai Ji squatted in front of me and looked at me. After a while, he touched my ear and said, "I must pay attention next time, how could I ignore you?"
Zhai Ji went upstairs to get his passbook and said, but we have to save money this month. My father gave me 2,000 yuan a month. I heard from my mother that his business was not as good as usual.
When I heard her say this, I tried to calm myself down, and then said to her calmly, forget it, I'd better find a way myself. If you have nothing else, I'll leave first
She said loudly, Fang Xiaochui, how can you do this? Of course I have to take care of you if something happens. I just mentioned that if the money may not be much, would you be angry?
I said, I didn't
Zhai Ji stopped for a while and took my hand and said, "Go, go and get the money."
I shook her hand away and said nothing
She turned around and hugged me and cried, and she said, "Crawl, I love you, you know, what is money? I'd rather die for you. Don't be angry with me. I'm afraid of you being angry in front of me."
At this time, my page rang. It was Zeng Zaimiao. How did she know my pager number?
Zhai Ji also saw it
The words displayed on Lan Jingjing's screen are: Miss Zeng, please go back to the dormitory quickly
Zhai Ji asked, who is Miss Zeng?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend
Zhai Ji said, go back after withdrawing the money
I said, I'd better go back first, your birthday is still early
I hugged her again, and I told her, I wasn't angry
Zeng Zaimiao saw me appear and called me downstairs in her dormitory. Her voice was as soft as the blooming cotton in the field, she called Fang Xiaochui.
I walked over and said to her, I accepted your boyfriend's opinion. In this way, I will pay a thousand first, and I will pay my other half tomorrow morning.
Zeng Zaimiao smiled and said, "I think this is unreasonable. Hongqi caused trouble without knowing it. Besides, even if I know, it is wrong for them to fight in the middle of the night. If they suffer a minor injury, they will have to pay for treatment. I asked you to come back because of this incident.
I said, I was hurt by people, if he wants money, I will give it to you
Zeng Zaimiao said that Wang Liucheng found me just now, and when he gave me two thousand yuan, I knew what was going on.
Zeng Zaimiao kicked the stone on the ground and said, "I have told Hongqi that you don't have to give him a penny, they deserve it."
Zeng Zaimiao said, I got your paging number from Wang Liucheng, will we be friends in the future?
I said, why, you said you don't like fighting people
She said, but you are not, I believe in my intuition
I said, Ah, it is my blessing to have a girl like you as a friend.
She said, I think you have oil on your mouth, I don’t know how many girls have been dumbed down by you
I said, where, you are very beautiful!
Just like my Zhai Ji!
She asked, Zhai Ji?
Your girlfriend?
I said, that's right
She said, if you can, you will definitely be a hundred times better than me if you let me see her. I want to appreciate her.
I said, OK Ah, of course, I can have time to have dinner together another day
She said, "Ah you said, don't annoy your girlfriend, haha,
I said, she doesn't know, she indulges me very much
Zeng Zaimiao smiled ambiguously at this time and said, is it true?
How indulgent you are? You won’t tolerate finding two girlfriends at the same time, right?
I smiled and said, I can't say it
She happily stretched out her hand and said, holding it again, and shaking hands for us to be friends for the second time
After shook hands with Zeng Zaimiao, I said goodbye to her and returned to my 123 dormitory
Wang Liucheng sat on the bed, squinting his eyes, looking at me, saying, Zeng Zaimiao said that she had solved the matter, I gave her money, but she did not accept it
I said, it's okay, if you chase a girl, just change one, they have a boyfriend, and they love it very much
Zhai Ji called me to call again. After I called back, she said, "I have withdrawn the money, you can get it."
I said, they don't want it again
Zhai Ji asked, why?
I said, Shi Hongqi's girlfriend won't let her go
Zhai Ji said, then come and have a meal with me
I said, I'm a little tired today, why don't you?
Zhai Ji said, OK, then you promised me not to cause trouble again
I said, yes, sir
She laughed on the phone and said, I'm hanging up
I said, we hang, one, two, three at the same time!
After I shouted out the three words on the other end of the phone, the blind voice after the phone hanged up
She listened to me very much, including the game, and she also did it very seriously and obediently
Every day in the corridor, it starts to make noise when it dawns, and it starts to be silent when it darkens.
The corridor became silent again
I sat in the dormitory and listened to the radio. There was a literary program on the local radio station that was very depressed. I enjoyed famous works all day long. Maybe one day I read a reader's submission and it was extremely terrible. I was so annoyed that I either turned it off or changed the channel.
Cai Ya said to me in a strong Northeast dialect, Brother, I think the article you wrote can be published in their radio station's famous works. It is a bit awkward to read it as an ordinary manuscript.
I laughed loudly, and I said, "What my brother said is that I am a cosmic horse with developed limbs and vigorous fur. How could I run to their ragged radio station to shit and pee, so that they can get two acres of first-class fertilizers and the harvested food will be in vain to their own warehouses?"
Cai Ya said, brother, have you written another article?
Let me read it again
I said, no, I'm not happy these days
Cai Ya said, what are you unhappy?
The weather is good and the years are coming. Haven’t Zhai Ji from the Art Department become your love slave?
I said, what you said was right
Cai Ya found some of my essays again and said to herself, "I want to read it again." Although the taste of reading your articles is the same every time, it tastes like ejaculation during sex, making people twitch and crazy.
I like to listen to Cai Ya's words, so humorous and sincere words
Cai Ya looked at it and read it: Speaking of the wind, comrades all know that it is very arrogant when it blows, and no matter who it blows, the general's uniform, the prostitute's thighs, the beggar's chest, the lawyer's mouth, the woman's breasts, the man's crotch, it blows Ah, blows through the village, blows through the city wall, blows to Beijing, blows to Shanghai, blows to the United States, Iraq, Czechoslovakia, Myanmar and Vietnam, when it is tired, it won't blow
It no longer blows, no one else, including the bright water on the lake
But the wind only changes partly. Although it can destroy a city, knock down several buildings, and kill a lot of people when it is crazy, it still cannot defeat other living people.
But the wind is very content, it never feels inferior, it is still like the moment it was born, blowing if you want to blow, and don't blow if you don't want to blow if you don't want to blow.
Feng Ah, the hero in my eyes, when did you occupy Fang Xiaocai's heart and truly become the hero in his heart
But the heroic wind, why are you not of your own age?
……
Cai Ya no longer reads the next one after reading this. He asked me, brother, why is this essay called "Wind" so short?
Always make me feel premature ejaculation
I said that this kind of article cannot be published on the radio station, so I can only wait for me to write a long one in the future and add it to the novel before I can publish it. At that time, it will be more lively than the radio station. It will be read out by thousands of readers and post it yourself and listen to it yourself
I also said, I want to print the novel into a book, making it as awesome as the old Balzac's "Human Comedy" and is sold all over the world. Even there are several books in public toilets. A few years later, various versions of my old books will be bought at high prices, and I will never go back to the moment when I was everywhere in the old book stall five hundred years ago. My book became a forbidden book because people's thoughts had regressed at that time. Reading my books can learn a lot of advanced ancient knowledge, such as sexual intercourse postures, understanding of the wind, re-study of Balzac, etc. At that time... Cai Ya interrupted me and asked, "Brother, isn't Balzac famous all over the world?"
Why is he forgotten by people?
I said, isn't this obvious?
People's brains have deteriorated and become corrupt. They can only remember famous works that are relatively recent, such as my books. Of course they can't remember them no matter how old they are, so my books also have the value of historical books.
Cai Ya said, I really want to drill from the time tunnel to 500 years old and take a look. I will say to everyone, listen, these books are written by my elder brother, my elder brother called Fang Xiaochui, and five hundred years ago, we lived in the same dormitory with me. We were all at their own expense. We were in the same university, the same class and the same dormitory, and it was not the same bed!
At that time, everyone surrounded me and asked me this and that, how glorious I am!
Maybe someone asked me if my cock was big in the room, was yours similar to his, and took off my pants and let us study it. I was in trouble at that time. Brother, you know, I am most afraid of men watching this thing, except my girlfriend.
I laughed loudly, I said, we can't see it
Cai Ya said that some people may suggest stripping me naked and tie it up with a rope for journalists and archaeologists to take photos. The sun is scorching and the rain is pouring, so I don’t want to give it to you. I’m dead, but when I think about it, I still can’t see it.
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