Chapter 36 Eat the story as a dish

Everyone sat cross-legged around the table, some knelt on both sides of Jinlian and Xiaobudian, while Ma Biao sat far away in the corner beside the door.

Jinlian stood up and asked everyone loudly: Is this handsome guy next to me handsome? This trick is coming again!

handsome!

These people answered almost in unison, no accidents or exceptions

It seems that the golden lotus is hopeless!

Thinking of this, I felt a little sad. How naive the idea of ​​taking her away before was to be taken away!

Before Jinlian could sit down, Hu Dayong brought a large iron basin and walked in. Ma Biao quickly stood up and took it in the middle like holding a holy grail, shouting slogans like a rural banquet: Tomato and egg soup, pulling the sound and setting the ground

I stretched my head and looked in. There were eggs in there, and there were pitifully few oil stars. In such a large soup bowl, there were four or five slices of tomatoes. I just used one tomato. I don’t know if it was a complete tomato.

The bearded man walked in with a big bowl of vegetables again, but Ma Biao respectfully continued to put it on the table and shouted excitedly: Fried beef with potatoes!

I was also excited. When I saw it, I was stunned. Where is the beef? It was just potatoes, and there were no peppers.

Oh! I'm really embarrassed, the beef was fried. Ma Biao then took the initiative to make things happen, which attracted everyone's laughter

At the same time, the chubby Sichuan girl was holding an electric cooker and wafting to me in a gentle staircase, gently placed the rice cooker on the ground, and said shyly: Beautiful guys and beautiful girls, I’m sorry, the raw rice has been cooked!

I think these self-written humorous jokes are more like rehearsed lines!

The fat Sichuan girl twisted her loose big butt and served the rice in the evening. She had a bowl for each person, and passed it to everyone present along the dining table.

I was a little hungry and was about to eat a little, but I didn't have chili, so how could I swallow it?

Suddenly someone suggested to invite the leader to dinner. Ma Biao was the first to raise his hand enthusiastically, gloriously accepted this extraordinary task, and ran out quickly.

No one dares to start eating because the leader has not arrived yet, so it is disrespectful

Ma Biao knocked on the door at the other end of the aisle, and a murmuring and unhappy voice came from inside: Who Ah?

Ma Biao answered respectfully: Dear leader, thank you for your hard work! Invite you to dinner! After getting no response, he ran back happily

While waiting for the leader, someone asked who made the meal today. Everyone replied in unison that it was Hu Dayong. Hu Dayong smiled shyly like a big boy. The man then said: Everyone said, "If you give, you will get rewards", right?!

So, the bearded man next to him added a spoonful of rice to his bowl, and Hu Dayong said gratefully: Thank you! Thank you!

Sliding hands to everyone

Do you eat these every morning? I turned my head and asked Xiao Xinger in a low voice

That's right! This is the custom of Houma. Eating lighter in the morning is good for physical and mental health. Xiao Xinger said proudly

A minute passed, but the leader still did not show up. Someone prompted to send someone to invite the leader. This time, the bearded man took it. The exact same lines and the same plot, and finally came back without any response. What kind of leader is this?!

Is she working in the office?

I have been there, except for the table, chair and lamp, there is nothing left. What kind of business did she do?

Even if you work, you won’t be as obsessed with eating and sleep like the Prime Minister back then?

I saw that I was rude to myself by closing the door on that comfortable chair, but it was possible to swear by this.

How to eat Ah without chili?

I complained to Jinlian. Jinlian walked over and said in Ma Biao's ear. Ma Biao went to the kitchen to bring out a small bowl and said with a smile: Today, the leader is here, and I will make an exception to add meat to everyone!

Chili is chili!

I want to say what meat!

Causing a burst of excitement

The ones placed on the table were chili noodles with clear water. This kind of chili noodles is the so-called five-spice pepper noodles used in barbecue stalls outside the night market.

The leader still did not show up. This time, Jinlian volunteered to invite him. After a while, the leader finally came. He walked with his thick and strong legs and came staggering from the pond like a duck panting. Thinking about the lord's three visits to the cottage, he invited Wolong from Gao Walongzhong out. Perhaps it was just copying this legendary plot, these vulgar and artificial plagiarist Ah!

She smiled and made it on the other end of the table, and said, "Thank you all for your hard work!"

Thank you for your hard work in the leader! I responded in unison and thought of the applause. Jinlian saw that I didn’t applaud and forced my palms to be stiffly closed together.

The leader smiled and said to everyone: Hello everyone! Seeing that everyone is eating so simple, can I add some meat to everyone?

good!

It's good again, as if everyone had made an appointment, and they always answered so timely and neatly

I was very happy to hear that I wanted to add meat, so I said, there must be something delicious that I didn't bring up.

I have been expecting that the bearded man will get up and go to the kitchen to add the meat to everyone, but the bearded man will not see any movement, staring at the leader with anticipation, but the leader will tell a story.

Why!

It turns out that the leader said that adding meat is telling stories. This story is the meat for eating. I was completely overwhelmed by these people. I had a lot of imagination. I remember that Cao Mengde had a move to help the soldiers to quench their thirst in order to encourage them. He really bumped into me!

My God Ah!

My earth Ah!

I have been playing with a meal for so long and haven’t started eating yet, so I still have to tell stories?

This story starts with the past, and I can't finish it for a while, so I lowered my head and ate it on my own. This is the worst rice I have ever eaten in my life. It's really too bad to eat.

The pig manure began to speak in a muffled voice: Once upon a time, a young man went out to work from the countryside. After a few years, he earned a lot of money, married the most beautiful girl in the village as his wife, and gave birth to two cute big fat sons!

Wow! So good Ah!

There was a voice of envy. I looked at Jinlian. She looked at me in extreme pain as if she was smiling. Xiao Xing'er listened with relish and seemed to have tasted the taste of meat.

But! This young man didn't learn well at a young age. He liked to play mahjong day and night, and he bet a lot. He lost all his savings in a few years and owed a lot of debts everywhere. His wife tried hard to persuade him to turn back, but he was obsessed with it and fell deeper. In the end, his wife had no choice but to run away from home and threw his two sons who were still studying to him.

It seems that there is really a way to tell stories from pig manure

Alas... there was another sigh, as if it was my wife who ran away, and I lived a hard life with two motherless children alone.

Pig manure continued: In order to prepare tuition for two sons, this poor father bought a group of ducks and started raising ducks... This story has attracted everyone here deeply. Even I wonder if this poor father can successfully collect the tuition.

One day, the two sons were laying ducks by the river and saw the golden light in the middle of the river glowing... Pig manure mysteriously blinked her fleshy eyes and looked around.

Kaneko!

Someone screamed out, causing a lot of commotion

Jinlian took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention, picked up a chopstick and put the potatoes in my bowl, pretending to be nothing, listening to the leader's chatter and telling stories endlessly. I was still angry. Since the morning, I felt that she was very strange.

I glanced at Xiaobudian, added the dishes out of the bowl and quickly put them into her bowl, lowered my head and continued to eat.

Pig manure nodded in admiration and continued to talk: No one of the two brothers can swim, so my brother had to run home to find my father. When he ran to the door, he was stunned when he saw that the door was locked. As soon as he guessed, he knew that the incompetent father had gone to the mahjong hall to play cards again. He hurried to the mahjong hall, and was still outside the mahjong hall. When he heard him shouting, "The whole color blooms on the bar! The whole color blooms on the bar! " It seems that the old man is lucky today. The brother ran in and shook his father's shoulder and said, "Dad! Dad! We found a golden thing in the river...'

Everyone around him turned their heads to look at him and his son. He was very impatient and threw him two dollars: 'Go back quickly, go back quickly! I'm lucky, don't mess around! I'll put the ducks obediently and put the ducks in place, and the tuition fees for this semester will be settled!'

‘Oh! I’m so lucky, I haven’t had a fight with you all!’ Someone below muttered to Jinlian when she saw me, she put the bowl on the table with a righteous intent and stopped eating.

My brother was very wronged and had to come back to find my brother. When he saw his brother's dejected look, he knew that he was probably old and disbelief. He threw away the duck rod and ran to the mahjong hall at the village entrance. Before he could run to the door, he shouted inside: 'Dad! Dad! My brother accidentally broke his leg!' The old man was anxious now, and he didn't care about everything, and hurriedly stuffed the money on the table in his pocket and went to the river.He ran away, and from a distance he saw that his eldest son was fine and had nothing to do. He was so angry that he looked like stars. He was about to turn around and slapped the youngest son, who was running over, and the eldest son pointed at the middle of the river and shouted, "Dad, look! Look what is that?" He ran over and took off his clothes and snatched them up and took them up...

The pig manure talked vividly at the climax, deliberately stopped, and bought a secret and said: What do you guess is what you got?

Gold? Some people answered in a low voice, some people guessed the golden basin, and some people guessed the Buddha statue... Anyway, they are all gold

The pig manure raised its round index finger and shook it and said: NO! You are not right. This story is absolutely true. It was a golden bowl used by a county magistrate in the Tang Dynasty. It was priceless!

Oh, this time I'm making a fortune! Hu Dayong swelled his face and whispered, wishing he was that bastard dad!

Someone asked in detail: How much did it cost?

Priceless! Priceless!

Pig manure repeatedly praised the old man, and he had never read many books and didn't know how much money he paid. He asked a friend to sell the bowl and earned more than one million! It was enough for him to spend his whole life! Someone asked him, "Why did he get rich all of a sudden?" He smiled and said, "It's all my youngest son who used a kind lie to deceive me into making my pockets full!"

After the story was finished, Xiao Xing'er came to her senses and found that there were more potatoes in the bowl. She looked at me with a red face.

I couldn't eat it after eating a bowl, so it was so bad!

Xiao Xing'er ate the dishes I picked, but she ate them with relish, making Jinlian's face turn blue

To be honest, the story is told well, and the leader is the leader!

The story is full of water and tucked. I also know why she told this story. This story cannot be eaten as meat. On the contrary, it makes me very irritable and my appetite has been greatly reduced!

Isn’t it just that I want me to face reality and accept that Ma Biao tricked me into this unchangeable shadow!

I promise: As long as I leave Houma, I will never pay attention to this heartless thing again!

What kind of lies are you who may believe, but I don’t believe them!