The fart was loud and loud, so loud that everyone in the elevator could hear it clearly, refreshing everyone
What makes everyone remember is that this fart is too smelly
People say that the fart is not loud, and the fart is not smelly, but the fart is not only loud but also smelly. Some people in the elevator have already started to cover their noses.
When Wu Qing, who was talking to Teacher Li, saw someone covering his nose, he immediately remembered the last time he was wrongly accused of farting in the elevator.
No, this time I have to take the initiative no matter what, and I can't let others wrongly accuse me again. This time I'm fartful
Thinking of this, Wu Qing already knew what he should do
He immediately covered his nose and said loudly: Who is so unethical? He doesn’t go out to fart. He puts it in this elevator. Do you want to stinker others to death?
Hearing Wu Qing's words, some people in the elevator began to talk.
When Wu Qing heard others echoing him, he was even more proud. He was going to be majestic in front of Teacher Li this time. So he continued to increase the volume and said: People farts are stinky but not loud, but why does someone farts smell bad and loud? I am so sorry for the country, the people, I am sorry for myself!
Wu Qing, you, you dare to say this to me, I, I fight with you, Xiaozhu behind suddenly said loudly
It turned out that Xiaozhu put this fart. She felt very embarrassed when she made such a loud fart.
But I didn't expect that Wu Qing would say that, and she was the kind of talking louder and louder. She was already angry with Wu Qing. Now that Wu Qing is like this, it makes Xiaozhu even more angry.
When the elevator stopped just after the first floor, the elevator door also opened at the same time
Xiaozhu kicked Wu Qing's little butt hard. Wu Qing happened to be standing outside. He was kicked by Xiaozhu and staggered and fell outside.
Then Xiaozhu rushed out and pressed Wu Qing who fell to the ground, and shouted: Wu Qing, you are against you. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, I will not be raised by my mother.
Oh, Xiaozhu, I was wrong, don't hit me Ah! Wu Qing, who was screaming on the ground, rubbing his two calves desperately, trying to struggle out of Xiaozhu's big hand
However, Wu Qing, who was weak, was not Xiaozhu's opponent. He was pressed to the ground and beaten hard by Xiaozhu.
Oh, don't slap me in the face Ah!
People in the elevator saw something like Xiaozhu and Wu Qing. They looked at each other and didn't dare to come out to persuade them to fight. Slowly, the elevator door was closed.
Chen Tianming, He Tao, Xiaohong had already ordered good dishes in A08 and waited for Wu Qing and the others. After a while, Teacher Deng and Teacher Li came up.
Teacher Deng, where is Wu Qing and Xiaozhu? Have you seen them? Chen Tianming asked Teacher Deng, Yes, yes, Teacher Deng is embarrassed to say that Wu Qing is being pressed on the ground and beaten up fiercely.
They seemed to be still down there, and they should have come up soon. Teacher Li continued
He Tao glared at Teacher Li and said: My husband didn't ask you, why are you fucking?
Teacher Li originally wanted to resist He Tao, but she thought that her quarrel with He Tao just now had already aroused Chen Tianming's disgust, so she had to hold back her anger and remain silent.
Chen Tianming said to Teacher Deng: Teacher Deng, I don’t know what you like to eat, I just asked the waiters here to order some dishes.
OK, OK, we are very casual. Teacher Deng waved his hand and said, "This time Chen Tianming treats you, how dare I make any requests."
As long as Xiaohong likes it
I like it, but the things here are so expensive. Xiaohong stuck out his tongue
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Xiaozhu and Wu Qing walked in under the guidance of a waiter.
Xiaozhu, Wu Qing, you guys sit down quickly, why are you so slow? When Chen Tianming saw Xiaozhu and Wu Qing coming, he hurriedly called them to sit down, but when Chen Tianming saw Wu Qing's face, he couldn't help but say in surprise: Wu Qing, what's wrong with your face? It's swollen like a pig's head, it seems that you were not like this when you were in school just now.
Me, I... Wu Qing stammered and didn't dare to say that this was the one I hit Xiaozhu just now, but she didn't know that the loud and smelly fart was posted by Xiaozhu. If she knew, she wouldn't say that even if she beat her to death. Xiaozhu was like crazy just now, and her face hurt so much that her eyes could hardly open her eyes.
Did you just encounter a robbery? Wu Qing, you were beaten because you wanted to protect Xiaozhu? Chen Tianming tried his best to think about it. In front of so many people, he dared not say that Wu Qing was molested by other women and was beaten, although in his heart he already thought that the perverted Wu Qing would probably do such a thing
Wu Qing shook her head, not daring to tell the truth about the incident
Teacher Deng blinked at Chen Tianming and said: Tianming, I guess Wu Qing is fine, don’t say it anymore,
Teacher Deng, what's wrong with your eyes? Why do you keep blinking? Did you also be beaten by the criminal? Chen Tianming said strangely
Judging from Teacher Deng’s expression, it seems a bit wrong. Did Wu Qing and the others really meet the criminal just now?
M, some people are really bad nowadays. It is best to have children without assholes. By the way, where did you meet gangsters? Are you in the hotel? Chen Tianming is very concerned about this. If he is in the hotel, he must check it carefully. Who is on duty today? How can the bad guys bully the guests?
Especially when he beats Wu Qing like a pig's head, how can Wu Qing, who is already ugly, live?
Chen Tianming, I beat Wu Qing, it's not your business. Xiaozhu screamed in anger when she heard Chen Tianming say that she had no asshole for giving birth.
Chen Tianming said in surprise: What? Is it you? Oh, it's okay, you guys sit down quickly, the dish will be served soon, the lady, see if the dish can be served? Our people are all. Chen Tianming turned around and said to the waiter.
When everyone sat down, Teacher Deng found that the room was very large, twice as big as the room where you usually eat, and the decoration was very luxurious, just like a palace. He seemed to have never been to such a noble room.
What kind of private room is this? It seems very big and noble!
Teacher Li also saw that this A08 is different from the room he usually came to Huihuang Hotel for dinner. For Ah, why does this room contain an A? What's going on? Teacher Li saw a waitress standing next to her, and she asked.
The waitress bowed slightly to Teacher Li and said: This is the noble room of our Huilou Hotel, so there is an A in front of it. There is a room like this on each floor. This room is specially used for VIPs, with the minimum consumption of 10,000 yuan.
What? The minimum consumption is 10,000? Wu Qing, who was not in a mood, was happy when he heard that this dinner was like this.
He now feels that his mouth, which was so painful just now, doesn't seem to hurt so much now, and he is still thinking that he may not be able to eat!
Yes, we usually don't disclose rooms like this, only VIPs or related households can come here for dinner. The waiter smiled at everyone.
It is not easy for people who can eat in this A-shaped room, so the waiter dare not offend Chen Tianming and the others, although she saw that Chen Tianming and the others were not dressed like rich people.
Teacher Chen, did you book this room? Teacher Li looked at Chen Tianming in confusion
It seems that Chen Tianming is not a rich man. Could it be that He Tao ordered this room through her father's relationship?
He Tao did not let Teacher Li talk to Chen Tianming now? She sneered, "I ordered it, how about it?"
I just asked, Teacher Li said
After a while, the waiter started serving the dishes. Wu Qing looked at the delicious food on the table and hurriedly moved the chopsticks. However, this time, because he was injured, his movements were not as fast as before.
After everyone told Xiaohong some encouragement, they also started chatting while eating. When Xiaohong heard that Chen Tianming had to treat him this time, she felt very distressed.
However, she thought that this was Chen Tianming's love for her, and she became happy again. Since Teacher Li didn't mess with He Tao, He Tao was too lazy to pay attention to Teacher Li, and they both had peace of mind when they had dinner.
Chen Tianming is most afraid that they will start to quarrel again while eating, and then he will not get angry with Teacher Li.
After dinner, in order to show that he is rich, Teacher Li said to the waiter: Miss, look at how much this meal costs, I swipe the card. Teacher Li took out a bank card from his handbag while saying that.
Teacher Li has calculated that she has more than 20,000 yuan in her bank card. Even if the meal costs 20,000 yuan, she can give it to her.
And isn’t this meal a minimum consumption of 10,000?
He Tao probably has no money, but because she is the father of the police chief, she only ordered about 10,000 yuan of dishes.
Actually, Teacher Li didn't know that this time the order was ordered by Chen Tianming. He was happy today, but as Na He Tao said, it was bleeding heavily. This time, the total amount of red wine is 50,000 yuan.
We agreed that we would treat you, so you don’t have to pay for Teacher Li. He Tao was angry when he saw Teacher Li rushing to pay.
Teacher He Tao, everyone is a colleague, don’t be polite. Let’s treat this as my congratulations to Xiaohong. If you want to invite me, you can invite us all next time. After that, Teacher Li glanced at Chen Tianming with a meaningful look.
Teacher Li also wants to have the opportunity to be with Chen Tianming in the future
Seeing that the waiter had already taken Teacher Li's bank card, He Tao had to stamp his feet in anger
Teacher Li was very happy when she saw He Tao being angry.
However, she didn't reveal it. Haha, I still have the small amount of money for eating, Teacher Li smiled.
Teacher Li, you are young, beautiful and rich, who will marry you is his blessing! Wu Qing opened his swollen mouth enviously and said
This is a 10,000 yuan meal, and they are rushing to pay the bill. God, why didn’t I meet a rich and beautiful woman Ah!
Wu Qing shouted in his heart
Seeing that Wu Qing was still dead, Xiaozhu tried her best to pinch Wu Qing's waist.
Oh! Wu Qing made a pig-killing scream
The waiter took the bank card and walked to Teacher Li and said: Sorry, this meal is 40,000 yuan after 20% off. Miss. You don’t have that much money in your card.
What? Forty thousand? Teacher Li blushed. She just brought out this bank card worth more than 20,000 today.
Oh, no, I just ate forty thousand yuan? Wu Qing also shouted
The main thing is the bottle of red wine just now, which was imported directly from the foreign country, and costs more than 30,000 yuan. The waiter said
He Tao happily took out his bank card and mocked Teacher Li. Teacher Li, it seems that you don’t have much money to pay the 40,000 yuan you just now, so I’ll pay it!
What makes everyone remember is that this fart is too smelly
People say that the fart is not loud, and the fart is not smelly, but the fart is not only loud but also smelly. Some people in the elevator have already started to cover their noses.
When Wu Qing, who was talking to Teacher Li, saw someone covering his nose, he immediately remembered the last time he was wrongly accused of farting in the elevator.
No, this time I have to take the initiative no matter what, and I can't let others wrongly accuse me again. This time I'm fartful
Thinking of this, Wu Qing already knew what he should do
He immediately covered his nose and said loudly: Who is so unethical? He doesn’t go out to fart. He puts it in this elevator. Do you want to stinker others to death?
Hearing Wu Qing's words, some people in the elevator began to talk.
When Wu Qing heard others echoing him, he was even more proud. He was going to be majestic in front of Teacher Li this time. So he continued to increase the volume and said: People farts are stinky but not loud, but why does someone farts smell bad and loud? I am so sorry for the country, the people, I am sorry for myself!
Wu Qing, you, you dare to say this to me, I, I fight with you, Xiaozhu behind suddenly said loudly
It turned out that Xiaozhu put this fart. She felt very embarrassed when she made such a loud fart.
But I didn't expect that Wu Qing would say that, and she was the kind of talking louder and louder. She was already angry with Wu Qing. Now that Wu Qing is like this, it makes Xiaozhu even more angry.
When the elevator stopped just after the first floor, the elevator door also opened at the same time
Xiaozhu kicked Wu Qing's little butt hard. Wu Qing happened to be standing outside. He was kicked by Xiaozhu and staggered and fell outside.
Then Xiaozhu rushed out and pressed Wu Qing who fell to the ground, and shouted: Wu Qing, you are against you. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, I will not be raised by my mother.
Oh, Xiaozhu, I was wrong, don't hit me Ah! Wu Qing, who was screaming on the ground, rubbing his two calves desperately, trying to struggle out of Xiaozhu's big hand
However, Wu Qing, who was weak, was not Xiaozhu's opponent. He was pressed to the ground and beaten hard by Xiaozhu.
Oh, don't slap me in the face Ah!
People in the elevator saw something like Xiaozhu and Wu Qing. They looked at each other and didn't dare to come out to persuade them to fight. Slowly, the elevator door was closed.
Chen Tianming, He Tao, Xiaohong had already ordered good dishes in A08 and waited for Wu Qing and the others. After a while, Teacher Deng and Teacher Li came up.
Teacher Deng, where is Wu Qing and Xiaozhu? Have you seen them? Chen Tianming asked Teacher Deng, Yes, yes, Teacher Deng is embarrassed to say that Wu Qing is being pressed on the ground and beaten up fiercely.
They seemed to be still down there, and they should have come up soon. Teacher Li continued
He Tao glared at Teacher Li and said: My husband didn't ask you, why are you fucking?
Teacher Li originally wanted to resist He Tao, but she thought that her quarrel with He Tao just now had already aroused Chen Tianming's disgust, so she had to hold back her anger and remain silent.
Chen Tianming said to Teacher Deng: Teacher Deng, I don’t know what you like to eat, I just asked the waiters here to order some dishes.
OK, OK, we are very casual. Teacher Deng waved his hand and said, "This time Chen Tianming treats you, how dare I make any requests."
As long as Xiaohong likes it
I like it, but the things here are so expensive. Xiaohong stuck out his tongue
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Xiaozhu and Wu Qing walked in under the guidance of a waiter.
Xiaozhu, Wu Qing, you guys sit down quickly, why are you so slow? When Chen Tianming saw Xiaozhu and Wu Qing coming, he hurriedly called them to sit down, but when Chen Tianming saw Wu Qing's face, he couldn't help but say in surprise: Wu Qing, what's wrong with your face? It's swollen like a pig's head, it seems that you were not like this when you were in school just now.
Me, I... Wu Qing stammered and didn't dare to say that this was the one I hit Xiaozhu just now, but she didn't know that the loud and smelly fart was posted by Xiaozhu. If she knew, she wouldn't say that even if she beat her to death. Xiaozhu was like crazy just now, and her face hurt so much that her eyes could hardly open her eyes.
Did you just encounter a robbery? Wu Qing, you were beaten because you wanted to protect Xiaozhu? Chen Tianming tried his best to think about it. In front of so many people, he dared not say that Wu Qing was molested by other women and was beaten, although in his heart he already thought that the perverted Wu Qing would probably do such a thing
Wu Qing shook her head, not daring to tell the truth about the incident
Teacher Deng blinked at Chen Tianming and said: Tianming, I guess Wu Qing is fine, don’t say it anymore,
Teacher Deng, what's wrong with your eyes? Why do you keep blinking? Did you also be beaten by the criminal? Chen Tianming said strangely
Judging from Teacher Deng’s expression, it seems a bit wrong. Did Wu Qing and the others really meet the criminal just now?
M, some people are really bad nowadays. It is best to have children without assholes. By the way, where did you meet gangsters? Are you in the hotel? Chen Tianming is very concerned about this. If he is in the hotel, he must check it carefully. Who is on duty today? How can the bad guys bully the guests?
Especially when he beats Wu Qing like a pig's head, how can Wu Qing, who is already ugly, live?
Chen Tianming, I beat Wu Qing, it's not your business. Xiaozhu screamed in anger when she heard Chen Tianming say that she had no asshole for giving birth.
Chen Tianming said in surprise: What? Is it you? Oh, it's okay, you guys sit down quickly, the dish will be served soon, the lady, see if the dish can be served? Our people are all. Chen Tianming turned around and said to the waiter.
When everyone sat down, Teacher Deng found that the room was very large, twice as big as the room where you usually eat, and the decoration was very luxurious, just like a palace. He seemed to have never been to such a noble room.
What kind of private room is this? It seems very big and noble!
Teacher Li also saw that this A08 is different from the room he usually came to Huihuang Hotel for dinner. For Ah, why does this room contain an A? What's going on? Teacher Li saw a waitress standing next to her, and she asked.
The waitress bowed slightly to Teacher Li and said: This is the noble room of our Huilou Hotel, so there is an A in front of it. There is a room like this on each floor. This room is specially used for VIPs, with the minimum consumption of 10,000 yuan.
What? The minimum consumption is 10,000? Wu Qing, who was not in a mood, was happy when he heard that this dinner was like this.
He now feels that his mouth, which was so painful just now, doesn't seem to hurt so much now, and he is still thinking that he may not be able to eat!
Yes, we usually don't disclose rooms like this, only VIPs or related households can come here for dinner. The waiter smiled at everyone.
It is not easy for people who can eat in this A-shaped room, so the waiter dare not offend Chen Tianming and the others, although she saw that Chen Tianming and the others were not dressed like rich people.
Teacher Chen, did you book this room? Teacher Li looked at Chen Tianming in confusion
It seems that Chen Tianming is not a rich man. Could it be that He Tao ordered this room through her father's relationship?
He Tao did not let Teacher Li talk to Chen Tianming now? She sneered, "I ordered it, how about it?"
I just asked, Teacher Li said
After a while, the waiter started serving the dishes. Wu Qing looked at the delicious food on the table and hurriedly moved the chopsticks. However, this time, because he was injured, his movements were not as fast as before.
After everyone told Xiaohong some encouragement, they also started chatting while eating. When Xiaohong heard that Chen Tianming had to treat him this time, she felt very distressed.
However, she thought that this was Chen Tianming's love for her, and she became happy again. Since Teacher Li didn't mess with He Tao, He Tao was too lazy to pay attention to Teacher Li, and they both had peace of mind when they had dinner.
Chen Tianming is most afraid that they will start to quarrel again while eating, and then he will not get angry with Teacher Li.
After dinner, in order to show that he is rich, Teacher Li said to the waiter: Miss, look at how much this meal costs, I swipe the card. Teacher Li took out a bank card from his handbag while saying that.
Teacher Li has calculated that she has more than 20,000 yuan in her bank card. Even if the meal costs 20,000 yuan, she can give it to her.
And isn’t this meal a minimum consumption of 10,000?
He Tao probably has no money, but because she is the father of the police chief, she only ordered about 10,000 yuan of dishes.
Actually, Teacher Li didn't know that this time the order was ordered by Chen Tianming. He was happy today, but as Na He Tao said, it was bleeding heavily. This time, the total amount of red wine is 50,000 yuan.
We agreed that we would treat you, so you don’t have to pay for Teacher Li. He Tao was angry when he saw Teacher Li rushing to pay.
Teacher He Tao, everyone is a colleague, don’t be polite. Let’s treat this as my congratulations to Xiaohong. If you want to invite me, you can invite us all next time. After that, Teacher Li glanced at Chen Tianming with a meaningful look.
Teacher Li also wants to have the opportunity to be with Chen Tianming in the future
Seeing that the waiter had already taken Teacher Li's bank card, He Tao had to stamp his feet in anger
Teacher Li was very happy when she saw He Tao being angry.
However, she didn't reveal it. Haha, I still have the small amount of money for eating, Teacher Li smiled.
Teacher Li, you are young, beautiful and rich, who will marry you is his blessing! Wu Qing opened his swollen mouth enviously and said
This is a 10,000 yuan meal, and they are rushing to pay the bill. God, why didn’t I meet a rich and beautiful woman Ah!
Wu Qing shouted in his heart
Seeing that Wu Qing was still dead, Xiaozhu tried her best to pinch Wu Qing's waist.
Oh! Wu Qing made a pig-killing scream
The waiter took the bank card and walked to Teacher Li and said: Sorry, this meal is 40,000 yuan after 20% off. Miss. You don’t have that much money in your card.
What? Forty thousand? Teacher Li blushed. She just brought out this bank card worth more than 20,000 today.
Oh, no, I just ate forty thousand yuan? Wu Qing also shouted
The main thing is the bottle of red wine just now, which was imported directly from the foreign country, and costs more than 30,000 yuan. The waiter said
He Tao happily took out his bank card and mocked Teacher Li. Teacher Li, it seems that you don’t have much money to pay the 40,000 yuan you just now, so I’ll pay it!
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