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Chapter 567 Become a laugh again

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Peihong was slapped, and the pain in his face made him wake up. He looked at Li Jinpo in confusion.

Taking advantage of Pei Hong's dazedness, the nun quickly broke free from him, pulled the monk's robe in panic and covered his body, escaped back to the other nuns, crying non-stop

I beat you. Are you worthy of your dead wife doing this? You have done a lot of evil things. Do you know how many laughing stocks you have left behind?

Li Jinpo pressed Peihong's face toward him and said fiercely

I...I...I miss a woman...

Peihong suddenly burst into tears when he looked at Li Jinpo, and the crying sounded a bit shrill in the quiet night sky.

However, his next sentence made the onlookers burst into laughter again

Li Jinpo was close to Peihong. Peihong opened his mouth and the smell of alcohol that exhaled smelled smelled all over Li Jinpo. It seemed that he had drunk a lot of alcohol and was confused and was drunk crazy. He thought of women and thought of nuns. He even forgot his wife's death just now, and actually asked for... nuns in front of her mourning shed...

Xiaoman is right, this man cannot lack women for a day

Do you still want to drink it?

Li Jinpo asked withstand his stinky alcohol

Drink, drink Ah

Peihong laughed again when he heard this, “What can I do if I don’t drink it?”

OK, I'll drink with you

Li Jinpo wanted him to just get drunk and unconscious, otherwise he would not know when the half-awake and half-drunk would be at peace.

It's better to have a small pill, you treat me as a friend. OK, I'll drink with you, wait for me, I'll go back to get the wine now

Peihong said as he stood up and walked home staggeringly

Did Peihong go crazy due to this stimulation?

As soon as Peihong left, people started to discuss

He said he missed a woman...haha...

Some people say that Peihong's words will become their classic joke again

Oh, I almost saw the wonderful part just now, but unfortunately...

Someone looked at the nun reluctantly

Do you still have the intention to laugh?

Li Jinpo was extremely dissatisfied with the onlookers and was annoyed by their indifferent attitude. These people were all from the same village, but they all had short-sighted eyes. They usually competed for a few acres of land. When they were free, they wanted to have some jokes and entertainment. Peihong's incident this time was just in their appetite.

They didn't laugh at Li Jinpo, but they were a little dissatisfied.

Li Jinpo ignored them, and the nuns before leaving, and told them: He is drunk, you can forgive him, after all, losing his wife will be very irritating to him.

The nun who was taken off her clothes just now kept crying with her head down, and the others nodded to Li Jinpo

Peihong quickly brought a jar of wine and brought him a small square table. He also had a black plastic bag in his hand, which was probably a wine glass or something.

Peihong wine jar and plastic bag were placed on the ground, put the small square table, and went to the monastery to take two small stools and put them on the square table. There were two cups and a bag of peanuts. After putting the wine glass, Peihong picked up the jar and poured wine into the wine glass.

Xiaopo, let's sit down, we didn't drink it in the city that day, so let's drink enough now

Peihong asked Li Jinpo to sit down after he prepared some of them, and then said to the other onlookers, "Get back, everyone wants to see my jokes, right? I'm drinking dog whip wine, I'm worried that I'll sleep all of you women later, and I'll be so terrified."

It seems that Peihong is not completely drunk yet. The onlookers were unhappy when they were scolded like this, but they were afraid that he would be drunk again, so they had to leave helplessly.

Only some children were still watching. Since Peihong only took two wine glasses and two stools, Li Xiaojun didn't know what to do.

elder brother……

Li Xiaojun called Li Jin and said

Xiaojun, your mother...

Peihong originally wanted to say that my mother was a slut, and I would one day turn her into pieces, but when I remembered that Yue'e was Li Jinpo's aunt, she choked back, and what she said seemed to have become a concern. Is it okay for your mother to be affected by that incident?

fine

Li Xiaojun couldn't stand Peihong and said coldly

You go back too

Peihong doesn't want to say much to him either

Brother, are you sure you want to drink Ah? We just drank that wine

Li Xiaojun ignored him, but instead advised Li Jinpo not to drink.

You go back first. Uncle Peihong is feeling a little out of control today. I will accompany him for two drinks.

Li Jinpo waved his hand to Li Xiaojun and said

OK, then I'll go back first, don't drink too much Ah

Li Xiaojun said, and left the spirit shed helplessly, wanting Li Jinpo's house to walk back