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Chapter 85 There must be this day

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You and Uncle Fu are also in a relationship?

Li Jinpo pretended to be surprised, but in fact he felt very helpful. Xiao Yàn said this, which shows that Li Jinpo is much better than Uncle Fu. It is really the back wave of the Yangtze River pushing the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

Don't blame Xiao Po, don't blame me. Uncle Fu's big guy has spread that magic in the village. In addition, my man doesn't understand the beauty of that matter. How can I not try it? It's like this these days. If you have a big stick, you can make women admire you.

Xiao Yàn felt that he had said the wrong thing, but he could only make the mistake.

It's okay, have a meal

In the morning, I moved the wooden strips and installed the wooden boards, and at noon I put in a lot of effort to get back to the woman. Li Jinpo was completely tired and felt his stomach roaring.

Well, rinse it, I'll call the two kids back for dinner together

Xiao Yàn said as she picked up the faucet and helped the two clean up their bodies. Of course, when Li Jin broke the big piece of goods, Xiao Yàn couldn't help but knead them two more.

After rinsing, Li Jinpo sat in the yard to rest, and Xiao Yàn went out to find the child

The mother and son came back soon. When the two children saw Li Jinpo in their house again, they stared at the innocent eyes and asked: Mom, Brother Little Po is coming to our house to beg for food again?

Li Jinpo smiled helplessly, and he always felt a little embarrassed to look at the two ghost elves children.

Xiaoyu, what are you talking nonsense? Brother Xiaopo’s mother has returned to her parents’ home, isn’t anyone cooking?

Xiao Yàn shouted lightly

Is Little Pooh no-cooked?

The little girl also said

This made Li Jinpo feel a little ashamed. He just thought about serving Xiao Yàn in the shower room. Even if he got a long-term meal ticket, he would be worried about the meal in the future. It seems that he is really shameless

Eat, stop talking

Xiao Yàn also felt Li Jinpo's embarrassment and scolded the child again

The children stopped talking when they were having a meal, but they always looked at Li Jinpo. Li Jinpo looked at their innocent eyes, feeling uncomfortable like a ray of light on their backs.

Li Jinpo hurriedly finished his meal and left. When he returned to his house, Du Ling had already been waiting for him.

Little Brother Po, I've been waiting for you for a long time

Du Ling smiled as soon as he saw Li Jinpo

OK, come in

Li Jinpo took out the key and opened the door and said, "When Huang Quansheng got married, did you and your mother go to a bar?"

Go to drink Ah, my mother has all the money ready, and she said she has to look at Huang Quansheng's wife. People say that the woman in the city is so beautiful. I have seen that woman once, and she is better than the women in our village.

Du Ling has a lot of words, so he asked a question and said a lot

Come on, Xiao Du, do you know what a beautiful woman is?

Li Jin asked quippedly

First, look at the face plate, look... good-looking, look good, look good, and don't feel hungry if you want to be a wife without eating; second, look at the ass tray, look... big, look at the ass tray, look big, mainly for having children

Duling can't come up with any adjectives when he is scouring his stomach

Who said it?

Li Jinpo asked, it’s simple for fools, but their world also has their own aesthetics, it’s that simple.

My mother said Ah, which happened to be Huang Quansheng's wife, and they all fit this, but they also said that it must be a vixen who harmed men.

Du Ling said a lot, and saliva flowed out

Nonsense, let’s not talk about that anymore. You want to help me on the day Huang Quansheng got married

Li Jinpo had already taken out the red paper and brushes, and spread the paper on the table and said, "I have written this couplet. I will call you when I have a drink that day, and then you can help me take it over and give it to Huang Quansheng and others."

Oh, what couplets

Although Du Ling didn't know how to appreciate any couplets, he was still very interested in it. Li Jinpo's calligraphy is famous in the town. He had to pass the prize in the city competition when he was studying. Before the brick shooting incident, most people in the village asked him to write the Spring Festival couplet during the Chinese New Year.

You hold the paper over there for me, I start writing

Li Jin grinded the ink, repaired the pressing brush, and dipped it in full ink

I haven't written a brush for a long time. Although I feel a little unfamiliar, my skillful writing style will not change, so I started writing.

After a while, a couplet of calligraphy that was as flowing as flowing clouds and water spread in front of me. Although Du Ling couldn't understand the good things, he stood there and kept applauding.

This couplet says: The flower path has never been swept by a guest, and the purse door will be opened for you now

Horizontal draft: This day

Li Jinpo looked at the couplet and laughed proudly. He decided to use this method to ridicule Huang Quansheng. Huang Quansheng didn't graduate from elementary school and may not be able to understand it. It is someone else's business that others can understand. He doesn't care.

As for what Huang Quansheng would think after being insulted like this, Li Jinpo didn't care.