Speaking of the night when Ding Lamei and her ugly man got married, that is, on the wedding night, her man was inexplicably drunk, and was so drunk that he was unconscious.
Speaking of her man, his surname is Yang, his name is Junwen, but he is neither handsome nor has any culture. Because of his ugly birth, he was nicknamed Yang Erchou. The implication is that in addition to being ugly, he also has a bit of a stupid and stupid meaning.
There was a rumor at that time that he said: Yang Junwen was ugly, and he was born in the world. An ugly man in Hongxing Village, a top man among men.
Who doesn’t know that Yang Erchou has never been drunk in Hongxing Village, but he got drunk on the day of his wedding and was drunk. What’s going on?
Ding Lamei looked at the man who was drunk and unconscious in bed and sighed repeatedly: Yang Erchou Ah Yang Erchou, what evil did I commit in my previous life? He actually married you, an ugly monster in this life. I think that although Ding Lamei is not the unparalleled beauty in the world, it is at least a flower! How can I get in and out of my way, I just inserted it into your pile of cow dung...
She said self-pity, not knowing how long she had said or how many aggrieved words she said, but her mouth was dry. She got up and walked to the table, poured a teapot of water, and tilted her neck and drank it. The red lips were left on the white porcelain teapot, bright red and dripping.
It was already very late. After drinking the water, she went to close the door, returned to the bed, looked at the drunk man, and complained to herself again: Useless man! Tonight is our wedding night, but you drink it like this, leaving me with no one to accompany me
The more she spoke, she became more and more angry. She pulled one of the man's arm, held the man out of the bed to the ground, pointed her slender finger at the man and scolded: Ugly! Now she has become a drunk again! Don't dirty my red bed, just sleep on the ground!
After scolding, she unbuttoned her big red dress and prepared to unbutton her belt to rest. When the button was just unbuttoned, she suddenly heard something under the bed. She thought that someone's cat and dog were hiding under the bed, so she didn't take it seriously.
Unexpectedly, the movement became louder and louder. She stopped unbuttoning, bent down and stared at the position under the bed in panic, slowly poking out a man's head from under the bed. She subconsciously shouted: Who are you? Why are you hiding under my bed?
The man under the bed crawled out without answering. Ding Lamei panicked, picked up a small stool next to her, and shouted again: Who are you? If you don’t say it, I will kill you!
If it were another woman at this time, she might have shouted for help and ran out, but she is different. The hardships of the storm and the experience of romantic life have already made her cultivate into a hot, strong and tough hot girl with a strong personality.
So when she suddenly faced a man who came out from under the bed, she was not afraid, she was just a little panicked
The man was crawling out in a mess, and suddenly heard the woman in front of him want to smash him with a stool. He waved his hand and shouted: Don’t smash! Don’t smash! I am the village chief!
Village Chief! Ding Lamei unexpectedly repeated, since you are the village chief, why are you hiding under my bed?
I...I... the village chief stammered while crawling, "When I climbed out, I will tell you slowly."
Oh! The village chief has crawled out of most of his body like a turtle. I may have been hiding for too long, and now I have a sore waist and back pain all over.
Puchi... Ding Lamei suddenly burst into laughter. Although she didn't know why the village chief was hiding under her bed, she vaguely felt that there must be no good thing in this place, maybe that's the kind of thing?
She knows men so well, even knows men better than her own body. What would happen if a man hides under the bed in the middle of the night? She thought about it with her pores and understood it,
The village chief, the clumsy turtle, finally climbed out from under the bed, held the bed with one hand and his waist with the other, and stood up slowly
Tell me quickly! Ding Lamei pointed at the village chief with a stool and asked in a stern tone, "Why do you want your village chief to hide under someone's bed? What are your intentions?"
oops!
The village chief smiled with an extremely awkward expression and said, "Hansey Ah! Can you put down the stool first? You pointed at me like this, it's scary. No matter how I say that they are the head of the village, you will definitely use a lot of places in the future, and I want to use your place... Hehe! That must also be a lot of places.
How smart Ding Lamei is? She understood what the village chief meant. She put down the stool and laughed again: How dare you ask the village chief, where do you want to use a little girl?
The sound of the sweet mèi makes people wander in the Nine Heavens
The village chief swallowed a few times and spitted, stared at the two soft pieces that were raised on Ding Lamei's chest with lust, and said: Then there are too many places to use you, so I don't need to say it clearly!
no!
Ding Lamei made a frown and pretended to be angry, you must say clearly, how did you hide under my bed without knowing it? When did you hide it? You must explain it honestly, otherwise I will tell you about this matter and see if you, the village chief, can still sit firmly.
I said, I said, can’t I just tell you honestly? My aunt!
The village chief thought that the romantic woman in front of him was really angry, so he didn't dare to make excuses. In desperation, he even called his aunt.
Speaking of her man, his surname is Yang, his name is Junwen, but he is neither handsome nor has any culture. Because of his ugly birth, he was nicknamed Yang Erchou. The implication is that in addition to being ugly, he also has a bit of a stupid and stupid meaning.
There was a rumor at that time that he said: Yang Junwen was ugly, and he was born in the world. An ugly man in Hongxing Village, a top man among men.
Who doesn’t know that Yang Erchou has never been drunk in Hongxing Village, but he got drunk on the day of his wedding and was drunk. What’s going on?
Ding Lamei looked at the man who was drunk and unconscious in bed and sighed repeatedly: Yang Erchou Ah Yang Erchou, what evil did I commit in my previous life? He actually married you, an ugly monster in this life. I think that although Ding Lamei is not the unparalleled beauty in the world, it is at least a flower! How can I get in and out of my way, I just inserted it into your pile of cow dung...
She said self-pity, not knowing how long she had said or how many aggrieved words she said, but her mouth was dry. She got up and walked to the table, poured a teapot of water, and tilted her neck and drank it. The red lips were left on the white porcelain teapot, bright red and dripping.
It was already very late. After drinking the water, she went to close the door, returned to the bed, looked at the drunk man, and complained to herself again: Useless man! Tonight is our wedding night, but you drink it like this, leaving me with no one to accompany me
The more she spoke, she became more and more angry. She pulled one of the man's arm, held the man out of the bed to the ground, pointed her slender finger at the man and scolded: Ugly! Now she has become a drunk again! Don't dirty my red bed, just sleep on the ground!
After scolding, she unbuttoned her big red dress and prepared to unbutton her belt to rest. When the button was just unbuttoned, she suddenly heard something under the bed. She thought that someone's cat and dog were hiding under the bed, so she didn't take it seriously.
Unexpectedly, the movement became louder and louder. She stopped unbuttoning, bent down and stared at the position under the bed in panic, slowly poking out a man's head from under the bed. She subconsciously shouted: Who are you? Why are you hiding under my bed?
The man under the bed crawled out without answering. Ding Lamei panicked, picked up a small stool next to her, and shouted again: Who are you? If you don’t say it, I will kill you!
If it were another woman at this time, she might have shouted for help and ran out, but she is different. The hardships of the storm and the experience of romantic life have already made her cultivate into a hot, strong and tough hot girl with a strong personality.
So when she suddenly faced a man who came out from under the bed, she was not afraid, she was just a little panicked
The man was crawling out in a mess, and suddenly heard the woman in front of him want to smash him with a stool. He waved his hand and shouted: Don’t smash! Don’t smash! I am the village chief!
Village Chief! Ding Lamei unexpectedly repeated, since you are the village chief, why are you hiding under my bed?
I...I... the village chief stammered while crawling, "When I climbed out, I will tell you slowly."
Oh! The village chief has crawled out of most of his body like a turtle. I may have been hiding for too long, and now I have a sore waist and back pain all over.
Puchi... Ding Lamei suddenly burst into laughter. Although she didn't know why the village chief was hiding under her bed, she vaguely felt that there must be no good thing in this place, maybe that's the kind of thing?
She knows men so well, even knows men better than her own body. What would happen if a man hides under the bed in the middle of the night? She thought about it with her pores and understood it,
The village chief, the clumsy turtle, finally climbed out from under the bed, held the bed with one hand and his waist with the other, and stood up slowly
Tell me quickly! Ding Lamei pointed at the village chief with a stool and asked in a stern tone, "Why do you want your village chief to hide under someone's bed? What are your intentions?"
oops!
The village chief smiled with an extremely awkward expression and said, "Hansey Ah! Can you put down the stool first? You pointed at me like this, it's scary. No matter how I say that they are the head of the village, you will definitely use a lot of places in the future, and I want to use your place... Hehe! That must also be a lot of places.
How smart Ding Lamei is? She understood what the village chief meant. She put down the stool and laughed again: How dare you ask the village chief, where do you want to use a little girl?
The sound of the sweet mèi makes people wander in the Nine Heavens
The village chief swallowed a few times and spitted, stared at the two soft pieces that were raised on Ding Lamei's chest with lust, and said: Then there are too many places to use you, so I don't need to say it clearly!
no!
Ding Lamei made a frown and pretended to be angry, you must say clearly, how did you hide under my bed without knowing it? When did you hide it? You must explain it honestly, otherwise I will tell you about this matter and see if you, the village chief, can still sit firmly.
I said, I said, can’t I just tell you honestly? My aunt!
The village chief thought that the romantic woman in front of him was really angry, so he didn't dare to make excuses. In desperation, he even called his aunt.
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