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At the entrance of a quick hotel outside the University of Science and Technology, a boy wearing glasses was waiting anxiously with a black plastic bag in his hand
He pressed his head very low, for fear that others would recognize him, but he kept staring at the people coming and going at the hotel door, for fear of missing the beautiful figure
His body was trembling slightly at all times, demonstrating his inner anger and struggle
There were several times when he seemed to have made up his mind to throw the black plastic bag and turn around and leave angrily, but after walking two steps, he ran back and picked up the plastic bag and stood at the entrance of the hotel again.
I don't know how long it took, a couple walked out of the hotel
The boy is tall and mighty, and looks sunny and handsome, but because of his excessive indulgence over the years, his originally bright eyes have somewhat lewd expressions, which slightly lowers his overall temperament.
The girl is wearing a complicated but extremely cute llita skirt. She is petite and cute, just like a little princess walking out of a fairy tale.
She first saw the boy holding a black plastic bag, broke free from his boyfriend's bad hand that was still groping on her butt, and trotted over
...Brother Yun, thank you, please trouble you. The girl's head was also pressed down, as if she was too shy and didn't dare to look at the boy wearing glasses.
Yes, if any girl is unable to raise her head when encountering this situation, but who made her boyfriend too hentai and actually asked her fucker brother to give her emergency contraceptive pills!
It's okay, Xiaoyu is not troublesome! You must remember to take it in time. The blue box contains vitamins and the white box contains painkillers. I heard from the pharmacist that there may be discomfort after taking it. If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me, do you know?
The boy with eyes looked at the small and cute little princess in front of him and forgot the humiliation he had wandered around several times before, and his expression was full of worry and care, but before he finished nagging, the tall and handsome guy followed him, yawned, and pulled the girl away directly
Okay, isn’t it just Yuting? What side effects can it have? It’s just a little bleeding at most, thank you, Brother Yun!
Liu Xiu!!!
The boy named Brother Yun instantly rushed into his brain with anger and shouted behind the two of them who were about to leave. Xiaoyu is only eighteen years old this year. Can you bastard cherish her body and wear condoms?
What are you yelling, is it embarrassing to lose? Ah!
Liu Xiu frowned and said impatiently, "Do you think I don't want to wear Ah!" Damn, I've been killed twice this month. I'm not a little baby greedy, and I'm pestering me to let me be free of condoms. I'll transfer the money for buying medicine to you. I'll go back to sleep in the dormitory. I've worked hard all night and I've been sleepy.
The girl who was blushing with her face almost pressed on her chest heard this and quickly turned her head to Brother Yun and said: Brother Yun, I will transfer the money to you. Don’t ask your husband for it…
What a long talk, let’s take a walk, buy a bun and take it back for food...
Looking at the backs of the two of them leaving, especially Liu Xiu's wolf claws that touched Xiaoyu's butt again, Brother Yu, who had a strong personality, suddenly burst into tears. In his hazy eyes, he suddenly saw the innocent and cute little girl he met at the reception desk who would be shy if he said a few words to a boy...
After Liu Xiu returned to the dormitory, all three roommates were still lying on the bed. In this era, college students had long been inseparable from the label of Lazy Dog.
Hey, hey, I got up and ate buns. There are only three meat buns, first come first served Ah!
Although Liu Xiu is very scumbag about women, he has never said anything to his brothers.
He threw the bun soy milk on the table, turned on the computer and prepared to pass the record of last night's battle recorded on his mobile phone to the network disk.
After all, his phone only has 256G, so what is enough if it is not transferred in time?
Brother Xiu! My Superman!
Although I am Wei Shen, today Brother Xiu, you are, me, God! Please, send me a copy after the video is edited!
I sent you a stinky skin hammer. I watched the movie of Liu Da’s school beauty last night and kept swaying on it. Ah, aren’t you fucking afraid of shooting to death?
Three lazy dogs scrambled to get out of bed under the temptation of three big meat buns. The silly day began again.
Bang bang bang bang!
Three sounds of smashing the door sounded, and everyone in the dormitory was stunned
The four of them in their dormitory are recruiting students for sports. They usually don’t bully others in the department. Who else dares to come to the door to stroke their beards?
Liu Xiu's table was closest to the door, and he stood up impatiently and opened the door, "Who is the fuck Ah!Ah!!!
No one expected that Liu Xiu would be greeted with a sharp dagger. A man who looked like a madman pushed Liu Xiu and stabbed him desperately. In just a few seconds, Liu Xiu was stabbed more than a dozen times, and blood was like a spring, and he instantly turned into a bloody man.
Only then did the roommates react and quickly stopped the man who had not stabbed enough of the crazy ones, but Liu Xiu was already confused and lying on the ground.
Let you sleep with my wife, let you sleep with my wife...
Liu Xiu listened to the man's crazy roar and wanted to ask who his wife was, his counselor, the slut teacher in the Computer Academy who likes to wear black stockings, or the young woman who just got married in the Youth League Committee, or...
The darkness was getting heavier in Liu Xiu's eyes. He could no longer feel the existence of his body. His consciousness floated up and kept dissipating.
Are you going to die?
I only had three years of college to complete the achievement of 100 people. As for my parents, my father gave birth to a daughter after remarriage, and my mother gave birth to a son after remarriage. Both families are very happy, and he has nothing to worry about.
When death is approaching, the only thing that I can't rest assured is a woman he hasn't slept with. I wonder if she is okay...
Ding! System binding is completed!
At the last moment before Liu Xiu's consciousness fell into a coma, a mechanical prompt sounded in his soul. The originally disintegrated consciousness suddenly condensed again, and became stronger, like the Nascent Soul in a fantasy novel
system?
Gold finger?
Although Liu Xiu doesn't have time to read novels, the third brother in the dormitory is a novel madman. After three years of influence, Liu Xiu certainly knows what the system is.
But what he couldn't believe was that a scum like him was actually worthy of the favor of the system?
The strongest dog licking system is enabled!
The main licking mission is started!
The daily licking mission is started!
Wait! Liu Xiu didn't care that he might be in his soul state at this time, so he directly asked, what system are you? Dog Licking System? You have bound the wrong person!
No!
The cold mechanical sound appeared directly in Liu Xiu's sea of consciousness without any emotional fluctuations. It was detected that the host bullies dogs and persecuts dogs and persecuts dogs and other cute animals, so the punishment was reduced and the host was transformed into the strongest dog licking. If the task failed or refused, it would be erased!
Then you just wipe me! Liu Xiu smiled coldly, no matter whether this elusive system can be seen, Liu Xiu would rather die than be a dog licking!
The strongest dog licking system didn't seem to have expected that someone would reject the system when they were first bound, which countless people dreamed of, and did not directly erase Liu Xiu's soul like the cold warning before, and seemed to be trapped in thinking.
Not long after, Liu Xiu suddenly found that he had entered a small room with a large screen on the wall, just like a mall in an online game, with countless magical props inside, and the currency should be Dogecoin given to complete the tasks released by the strongest dog-licking system!
Physical fitness enhancement medicine, adventure talisman, official fortune talisman, wealth talisman, rejuvenation pill, hundreds of grass pills, master-level fighting skills... Liu Xiu read a few magical props that were ordinary in the novel, but if they appeared in reality, they would definitely cause bloody storms. His expression did not show any intention, but instead he laughed at the corner of his mouth
Let’s talk!
Liu Xiu has extremely high psychological attainments. If the system has no ideas and is just a fixed program that has been modified in advance, then he should be directly erased when he refuses to be a dog licking.
However, the system actually brought him here and showed him the props in the mall, which was obviously seducing him
In Liu Xiu's opinion, the system is a woman who was taken to the hotel and said that she didn't want it but didn't escape or make trouble. Liu Xiu, the strongest Aquaman at Capital University of Technology, specializes in making such women!
After Liu Xiu's voice fell for a while, he was still the only one in the room. Liu Xiu was not discouraged, but the smile on her face became even more gentle.
OK, since you don’t want to show up, then we should talk about the mechanism of the dog licking system! For example, the sign-in system can win awards by signing in every day; the rich system can complete tasks by spending money. So what is the mechanism of the dog licking system?
The mechanical synthesizer sounded again, but it didn't have that cold smell now. Listening carefully still had a little helplessness. As the name suggests, the dog licking system is to obtain Dogecoin by licking the goddess. Set the object of licking in the main task, and lick its favorability to the full. The task completes the daily task. A daily licking is a dog licking behavior that must be completed more than once a day. The more Dogecoin is settled after the daily ends, the more Dogecoin is settled, and the more Dogecoin can be exchanged for props in the mall and can also participate in the lottery.
Very good! I'm starting to be interested! Liu Xiu smiled even brighter and continued to ask questions, what is the system's judgment on licking?
The system clearly thought for a while before giving the answer, all pursuits of goddesses, flattery, and licking, indicating the degree of settlement of Dogecoin. For example, the behavior of the licking dog that you just bullied, buy emergency contraceptive pills for the goddess who was creampied without condoms, and you can get ten times the settlement.
OK! I've taken it, send me a mission, no, I should be dead now, the first step should be resurrected, right?
Liu Xiu seemed to have forgotten that he had been decisively claiming a few minutes ago that he would rather die than be a dog licking. The speed of changing faces made people shocked. Even the system that obviously had his own wisdom was surprised.
Warning! The system monitors that the host has bad thoughts, so I warn you here! The love of the dog licking is sacred, pure and single, with only one goddess on the main task target. And any sexual behavior is prohibited until the main task target has full favorability! Similarly, if the host attempts to have sex with other women, it will be forcibly castrated!
After all, the system is a magical creature that exceeds science and common sense cognition. Realizing that Liu Xiu's attitude changed so much, he hurriedly made up a fatal loophole. This time, Liu Xiu of course quits!
You fucking play with me, right?
Liu Xiugang was very happy about the fatal loophole he discovered. According to the system's definition of licking, what is the strongest dog licking system? It's simply the strongest Aquaman system?
However, the system's additional warning made him angry!
When the third brother wanted to write a novel, he told us a brainstorm, saying that all systems actually have superiors or even KPIs. Otherwise, so many systems would travel to different worlds one by one to help the losers counterattack?
Liu Xiu has made every effort to do his best to be sexual and happiness related to his future. Anyway, he is dead. The system erasing is not threatening to him.
He would rather not be resurrected than become a good man who is dedicated to a woman after he is resurrected
What's the difference between that and a real licking dog!
The master of the system, the time and space management bureau, the Jade Emperor, the main god, God... I want to complain, complain that the strongest dog licking system tampers with system rules, threatens the host, and discredits the system industry!
Shut up! The strongest dog licking system says that you have never encountered such a shameless person. The original voice of the anger was exposed, and it was a crisp girl voice.
Well, blonde, long legs, Liu Xiu said that he could only infer from these two words that the strongest dog licking system is actually female? Then he has more confidence.
Shut up? Can you guarantee that your warning was not added privately? Liu Xiu sneered and turned the pages on the mall screen, otherwise how would you explain these props?
Potion of favorability, favorability after use of the designated object 1, up to 100 life and death are in line with each other, it is understandable. After all, everyone knows that the goddess cannot be licked, right!
The magic potion is used to reduce wisdom. After using the designated object, the object will automatically reduce wisdom in front of you. I think everything you said is correct, and I can understand it. After all, the goddess is still arrogant even if I lick my hand. I dare not tame the goddess and train the goddess. How can I enjoy the goddess if I don’t have brains?
There are several types of sexual ability enhancement potions, growth, thickening, increase, increment, and extremely rare small system for famous gun modification potion Ah small system. You have never thought that if a man raises all these attributes, but can only have sex with a goddess, will that goddess be fucked to death!
I won’t talk about those things anymore, how do you explain this romantic encounter card? There is also a charming halo? Licking dogs can only be good to a goddess in their lifetime. What’s the use of adding charm to it? It also has a charming halo!
Liu Xiu's face of the props on this page was getting more and more sarcastic. Many props that only appear in pornographic novels appeared in the mall of the dog licking system. Is this dog licking system serious?
It's not serious!
The system did not reply. I don’t know if it was because I didn’t want to communicate with this shameless man or because the illegal operation of modifying the rules was discovered.
But Liu Xiu has always been a rude person. He knows that once he has the upper hand in dating with the opposite sex, he should not consider the speed of a gentleman. Keep rushing until he knocks his girl down and conquers it is the most correct way to do it.
Small system Ah, do you know what the most outrageous thing is? It is the price of the favorability potion, only one Dogecoin, do you know what this means? It means that no matter how ugly, stupid or vulgar a straight man is, he can steadily turn an unattainable goddess into his girlfriend or even a female slave for just one hundred days! So what is your strongest dog licking system? Can you still call him a dog licking system after licking the dog opens the harem?
Licking one is for dogs, and licking ten is for wolfs! Licking hundreds of thousands is the first wave in the world!
That's not the case! The system exists to protect the dog licking! The system elves finally couldn't help but reply. Although the tone was very high, the more they were like this, the more they could tell the lack of confidence.
He has trained too many arrogant girls!
OK OK small system
Liu Xiu is already in his heart. He is no longer so aggressive, and his voice is much softer. Look, you said you are the strongest dog licking system, and the task is to protect dog licking, or to create dog licking, but dog licking is not only male dog licking, but female dog licking, right?
You, what do you want to do? The system elves are a little confused about Liu Xiu's thoughts, but in her eyes, the black air on Liu Xiu's body is heavier, like a devil walking out of hell
You remove the restrictions and resurrect me. I will help you create a female dog licking. You are definitely a first-class, obedient and cute little bitch!
impossible!
The system elves expressed strong suspicion. I have collected data from your world, especially in China. Girls are all goddesses, only males licking dogs, but no females licking dogs!
Well, don't you believe it? If you resurrect me, I can call at least twenty female dogs to lick them today, what can I do to prove it? Well, let them voluntarily admit that they are my little bitch Liu Xiu?
Liu Xiu smiled extremely evilly, that is, he didn't play sm much and didn't do the ritual of recognizing the master, otherwise the number could double!
Impossible! The system elf said that her cognition was impacted. The data she collected clearly showed that the woman is the one who is in charge of the love market now, so how could there be so many female dog licking!
What's impossible!
Since the system elves are willing to communicate and chat, this seems to be a play in Liu Xiu's opinion.
Just like some girls always say that they hate you and want to break up, as long as they are still communicating, it means that they don’t want to leave.
At this time, what a man needs to do is not to retain him but to show a stronger and better self
Just like Liu Xiu is now starting to guide the system elves
The core of dog licking is self-motivation. The same steps for taming female dog licking and male dog licking are to let them start self-propelling.
When a girl is confused and helpless, support her, encourage her, care about her, and send a few local love words at any time. Don’t be too sensational. The more fancy the girl is, the more she will make the girl more cautious. Only simple and crude with a little twisted love words will be pure. In this way, a strong character can be transformed into an extremely strong sense of security, which will make the girl subconsciously depend on her. Then it will be simple. Put the girl aside and care about her from time to time. She will guide herself if necessary. If necessary, occasionally get closer to other girls, let her feel a sense of crisis and speed up the self-guidance.
This is a pursuit, how did it become tame? The system elves who have gradually fallen into Liu Xiu's trap did not realize that she was not concerned about how to make Liu Xiu turn into a dog licking!
The difference lies in the subsequent behavior. If you choose to achieve the right result at this time, then this is just an ordinary love. However, as long as you hold the other person and keep yourself in the state of the superior without giving the result, you will become a boiled frog in warm water. Just like the brother Yun you gave, do you know why he licked that way? It is because when he was about to give up chasing Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu recognized him as his fucking brother!
Boiling a frog in warm water is the king. Put a little pressure to eliminate the other party's bottom line. Every time, it leaves him a little hope, making him feel like he gritting his teeth, and if he endures, he will pass.
Over time, the other party will unknowingly get used to this way of survival, will not resist, will only obey and bear, and will even take the initiative to manage relationships to please the superiors, becoming the so-called... licking dog!
Liu Xiu tells meaningfully the treasure book of taming girls that he had never taught even his roommates. With his extraordinary keen sense and years of flower experience, he walked around the empty room and stopped at a certain location.
Sure enough, when he tried to continue to move towards the empty front, he felt a clear resistance, as if a transparent wall was in front of him.
However, after all, it is found
Liu Xiu lowered his voice and used a hearty voice that was so exciting. My system little princess, I, Liu Xiu, are willing to be your loyal knight. Let us work hard to develop more licking dogs to protect more licking dogs!
You, stay away from me! The voice of the system elves actually trembled. Liu Xiu was pushed away, but he laughed out loud.
Although your wrong sayings make a little sense, I have to supervise them all the time. If you fail to complete the task, I will still erase you!
The system elves sounded fierce, and they were somewhat nervous about lack of confidence.
This reminded Liu Xiu of a young princess from the third generation he played with. At that time, he also said that if he dared to let him down, he would take him to shoot a target.
Now he has started to find other sisters who are also the third generation of the Reds
I will offer you the most passionate loyalty!
Liu Xiu made a kneeling move
After spending so much talk, he finally got a resurrection and was free to have a system called Licking Dog and was actually Aquaman, but he was still not satisfied
My beautiful little princess, can I know your name?
Why are you asking this? No, I can't tell you, you can only call me the strongest dog licking system elf now!
The system elves seem to have rejected Liu Xiu's request, but they have exposed some secrets of the essence of the system.
That's a pity. I want to set my main mission goal as you! Liu Xiu shook his head with regret.
Puff! Are you stupid? The system is just a gadget created by my dad. How could it work for me... Oh!
The system elves finally realized that the crucial secret was exposed, and couldn't help but say coquettishly: You bad guy, don't ask about the secrets of the system again, otherwise you will be wiped out! Okay, I have to resurrect you. Wait for a while, your vitality will completely disappear and then resurrection will consume too much energy!
energy?
Is this the driving force behind the operation of the system?
Liu Xiu remembered this term in his heart and planned to make a cliché in the future
He has gained enough today. Even if the third brother has read so many system stream novels, he can guarantee that no host will be as brave as him. Not only do he want to have sex with the system for free, but he also wants to have a Japanese system elves!
However, as soon as Mei Meng was founded, he felt a will of irresistible majesty as if it were heaven.
There was also a girl in the empty hut, as he had guessed before, with blonde hair, long legs, flat chest, elegant skin as cream, among so many women he had played with, Guangming could rank in the top three in terms of appearance!
Father, why are you here? The girl's voice was a little panicked, but her figure was standing firmly in front of Liu Xiu
Get out of the way, let me kill this bastard!
The system master never thought that he would take a nap, but his baby girl actually started an internship. The first system he chose was a inferior system created by an intern manufacturer. What he didn't expect was that the host was a bastard who was even more ill-hearted than the devils in hell!
No! He is my first host! And he can help me get a lot of points, allowing me to win the first place in this system elf intern competition!
The girl who was successfully brainwashed by Liu Xiu in just a short while of words will definitely not let her go
There is one thing she didn't tell Liu Xiu that not everyone is qualified to be a host. Now the system industry is in serious internal circulation, and a host who can adhere to the binding system is simply rare.
Especially Liu Xiu has outstanding qualifications, not to mention that he is so slutty and so stupid, if he is discovered by other system elves, he would rather have a few system hosts crying and rushing to bind them.
What's more, although he is so bad, he is really handsome. Especially when he smiles wickedly, it makes people angry and shy...
***! Do you need to care about the points of your dear system master?
The master of the system was so angry that his teeth were so painful. If it were other things, his little princess insisted so much that he would never dare to disobey the little princess' wishes. However, after taking a nap, his baby actually started to maintain a young male.
Can you bear this?
No matter what, he must die!
The system master did not hesitate, and stopped the girl with one hand, raised the little finger of the other hand slightly, and a black light hit Liu Xiu's soul.
Unlike the previous one who was stabbed by the victim for more than ten times, Liu Xiu did not feel any perception this time. The hut, screen, and the girl were completely gone, only eternal darkness
So, of course he couldn't hear a father-daughter quarrel!
My little aunt Ah! This is the life-saving thing your mother gave you. You actually used it to save a human whom you met for the first time!
Humph! You have to worry! Since he is my host, I must protect him! Besides, it's just a bowl of yuzu water
That is not ordinary water of the underworld, it is the water of the origin that the Lord of Reincarnation personally slaughtered...
Then who told you to attack my host! I was angry! Anyway, my host has been reincarnated, and I won’t go back with you anymore. I want to complain to my mother...
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Compared to the existence of the system, rebirth is easier to accept, and it is also a rebirth caused by the system.
Liu Xiu, who became a baby after waking up, first thing was to check whether his system was still there, and the second thing was to eat breasts.
Good fortune is the basis of misfortune, misfortune is the basis of blessings, from being stabbed to being bound to the system to being deceived to being reborn, all the way is all about misfortune and good fortune. Now there are good and bad news that exist at the same time.
The bad news is that the system elf, the girl who is clearly Mèi, is gone. Liu Xiu can't call for no matter how much communication is in his mind. The good news is that the system is still there, but the system is broken.
Yes, the unseen unknown existence called the father of the strongest dog licking system has broken, and the system bound by Liu Xiu only has some functions.
First of all, the task module only retains daily tasks, and the main task function is lost, which means that the source of Dogecoin is reduced by a large part of it. He must complete the licking behavior every day to obtain Dogecoin.
Secondly, the mall module has completely disappeared, and only the lottery functions are complete. The lottery is the only way to get props.
Liu Xiu does not have Dogecoin now, but when he looked at the lottery plate, he felt extremely painful. The proportion of magical props in the prize pool is comparable to the cherished limit in the limited pool of the dog!
OK, no matter how you can live a lifetime, it will be profitable, let alone a free system. Even if it is a broken system, you can talk and start licking in the future.
Licking goddess, not cold
Hehe, the baby is so edible! Sister, you see, after you can’t suck this little thing out, you will take the initiative to find another one. It’s so smart!
The pleasant voice made Liu Xiu open his eyes and take a look. This beautiful woman whose pale face could not cover up her supernatural beauty was not his mother in his previous life.
Reborn in another world? Or someone else! Liu Xiu's deep sleepiness overwhelmed him before he could think about this problem
Hum? Sister, look, why don’t the baby eat milk anymore!
Silly girl, the baby is asleep!
But wasn’t he still choking before he just had breastfeeding? Will he choke if he sleeps so quickly? What should I do with my sister? I heard from the nurse that babies are most likely to choke!
Don't be anxious, don't you just go to bed after eating? You put him like this, right, even if the baby vomits milk, it won't choke...
Wife...
You speak softly, the baby just fell asleep!
Oh, my wife, Yun Hai and I were holding the baby’s horoscope and asked the master of Qixia Temple to calculate. The master said that the baby is in a noble and noble way and must have a big name to be able to resist. Finally, he chose Liu Xiu. What do you think?
No matter what name you choose, I only call my baby, baby, baby... You are the mother's baby for the rest of your life!
At the entrance of a quick hotel outside the University of Science and Technology, a boy wearing glasses was waiting anxiously with a black plastic bag in his hand
He pressed his head very low, for fear that others would recognize him, but he kept staring at the people coming and going at the hotel door, for fear of missing the beautiful figure
His body was trembling slightly at all times, demonstrating his inner anger and struggle
There were several times when he seemed to have made up his mind to throw the black plastic bag and turn around and leave angrily, but after walking two steps, he ran back and picked up the plastic bag and stood at the entrance of the hotel again.
I don't know how long it took, a couple walked out of the hotel
The boy is tall and mighty, and looks sunny and handsome, but because of his excessive indulgence over the years, his originally bright eyes have somewhat lewd expressions, which slightly lowers his overall temperament.
The girl is wearing a complicated but extremely cute llita skirt. She is petite and cute, just like a little princess walking out of a fairy tale.
She first saw the boy holding a black plastic bag, broke free from his boyfriend's bad hand that was still groping on her butt, and trotted over
...Brother Yun, thank you, please trouble you. The girl's head was also pressed down, as if she was too shy and didn't dare to look at the boy wearing glasses.
Yes, if any girl is unable to raise her head when encountering this situation, but who made her boyfriend too hentai and actually asked her fucker brother to give her emergency contraceptive pills!
It's okay, Xiaoyu is not troublesome! You must remember to take it in time. The blue box contains vitamins and the white box contains painkillers. I heard from the pharmacist that there may be discomfort after taking it. If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me, do you know?
The boy with eyes looked at the small and cute little princess in front of him and forgot the humiliation he had wandered around several times before, and his expression was full of worry and care, but before he finished nagging, the tall and handsome guy followed him, yawned, and pulled the girl away directly
Okay, isn’t it just Yuting? What side effects can it have? It’s just a little bleeding at most, thank you, Brother Yun!
Liu Xiu!!!
The boy named Brother Yun instantly rushed into his brain with anger and shouted behind the two of them who were about to leave. Xiaoyu is only eighteen years old this year. Can you bastard cherish her body and wear condoms?
What are you yelling, is it embarrassing to lose? Ah!
Liu Xiu frowned and said impatiently, "Do you think I don't want to wear Ah!" Damn, I've been killed twice this month. I'm not a little baby greedy, and I'm pestering me to let me be free of condoms. I'll transfer the money for buying medicine to you. I'll go back to sleep in the dormitory. I've worked hard all night and I've been sleepy.
The girl who was blushing with her face almost pressed on her chest heard this and quickly turned her head to Brother Yun and said: Brother Yun, I will transfer the money to you. Don’t ask your husband for it…
What a long talk, let’s take a walk, buy a bun and take it back for food...
Looking at the backs of the two of them leaving, especially Liu Xiu's wolf claws that touched Xiaoyu's butt again, Brother Yu, who had a strong personality, suddenly burst into tears. In his hazy eyes, he suddenly saw the innocent and cute little girl he met at the reception desk who would be shy if he said a few words to a boy...
After Liu Xiu returned to the dormitory, all three roommates were still lying on the bed. In this era, college students had long been inseparable from the label of Lazy Dog.
Hey, hey, I got up and ate buns. There are only three meat buns, first come first served Ah!
Although Liu Xiu is very scumbag about women, he has never said anything to his brothers.
He threw the bun soy milk on the table, turned on the computer and prepared to pass the record of last night's battle recorded on his mobile phone to the network disk.
After all, his phone only has 256G, so what is enough if it is not transferred in time?
Brother Xiu! My Superman!
Although I am Wei Shen, today Brother Xiu, you are, me, God! Please, send me a copy after the video is edited!
I sent you a stinky skin hammer. I watched the movie of Liu Da’s school beauty last night and kept swaying on it. Ah, aren’t you fucking afraid of shooting to death?
Three lazy dogs scrambled to get out of bed under the temptation of three big meat buns. The silly day began again.
Bang bang bang bang!
Three sounds of smashing the door sounded, and everyone in the dormitory was stunned
The four of them in their dormitory are recruiting students for sports. They usually don’t bully others in the department. Who else dares to come to the door to stroke their beards?
Liu Xiu's table was closest to the door, and he stood up impatiently and opened the door, "Who is the fuck Ah!Ah!!!
No one expected that Liu Xiu would be greeted with a sharp dagger. A man who looked like a madman pushed Liu Xiu and stabbed him desperately. In just a few seconds, Liu Xiu was stabbed more than a dozen times, and blood was like a spring, and he instantly turned into a bloody man.
Only then did the roommates react and quickly stopped the man who had not stabbed enough of the crazy ones, but Liu Xiu was already confused and lying on the ground.
Let you sleep with my wife, let you sleep with my wife...
Liu Xiu listened to the man's crazy roar and wanted to ask who his wife was, his counselor, the slut teacher in the Computer Academy who likes to wear black stockings, or the young woman who just got married in the Youth League Committee, or...
The darkness was getting heavier in Liu Xiu's eyes. He could no longer feel the existence of his body. His consciousness floated up and kept dissipating.
Are you going to die?
I only had three years of college to complete the achievement of 100 people. As for my parents, my father gave birth to a daughter after remarriage, and my mother gave birth to a son after remarriage. Both families are very happy, and he has nothing to worry about.
When death is approaching, the only thing that I can't rest assured is a woman he hasn't slept with. I wonder if she is okay...
Ding! System binding is completed!
At the last moment before Liu Xiu's consciousness fell into a coma, a mechanical prompt sounded in his soul. The originally disintegrated consciousness suddenly condensed again, and became stronger, like the Nascent Soul in a fantasy novel
system?
Gold finger?
Although Liu Xiu doesn't have time to read novels, the third brother in the dormitory is a novel madman. After three years of influence, Liu Xiu certainly knows what the system is.
But what he couldn't believe was that a scum like him was actually worthy of the favor of the system?
The strongest dog licking system is enabled!
The main licking mission is started!
The daily licking mission is started!
Wait! Liu Xiu didn't care that he might be in his soul state at this time, so he directly asked, what system are you? Dog Licking System? You have bound the wrong person!
No!
The cold mechanical sound appeared directly in Liu Xiu's sea of consciousness without any emotional fluctuations. It was detected that the host bullies dogs and persecuts dogs and persecuts dogs and other cute animals, so the punishment was reduced and the host was transformed into the strongest dog licking. If the task failed or refused, it would be erased!
Then you just wipe me! Liu Xiu smiled coldly, no matter whether this elusive system can be seen, Liu Xiu would rather die than be a dog licking!
The strongest dog licking system didn't seem to have expected that someone would reject the system when they were first bound, which countless people dreamed of, and did not directly erase Liu Xiu's soul like the cold warning before, and seemed to be trapped in thinking.
Not long after, Liu Xiu suddenly found that he had entered a small room with a large screen on the wall, just like a mall in an online game, with countless magical props inside, and the currency should be Dogecoin given to complete the tasks released by the strongest dog-licking system!
Physical fitness enhancement medicine, adventure talisman, official fortune talisman, wealth talisman, rejuvenation pill, hundreds of grass pills, master-level fighting skills... Liu Xiu read a few magical props that were ordinary in the novel, but if they appeared in reality, they would definitely cause bloody storms. His expression did not show any intention, but instead he laughed at the corner of his mouth
Let’s talk!
Liu Xiu has extremely high psychological attainments. If the system has no ideas and is just a fixed program that has been modified in advance, then he should be directly erased when he refuses to be a dog licking.
However, the system actually brought him here and showed him the props in the mall, which was obviously seducing him
In Liu Xiu's opinion, the system is a woman who was taken to the hotel and said that she didn't want it but didn't escape or make trouble. Liu Xiu, the strongest Aquaman at Capital University of Technology, specializes in making such women!
After Liu Xiu's voice fell for a while, he was still the only one in the room. Liu Xiu was not discouraged, but the smile on her face became even more gentle.
OK, since you don’t want to show up, then we should talk about the mechanism of the dog licking system! For example, the sign-in system can win awards by signing in every day; the rich system can complete tasks by spending money. So what is the mechanism of the dog licking system?
The mechanical synthesizer sounded again, but it didn't have that cold smell now. Listening carefully still had a little helplessness. As the name suggests, the dog licking system is to obtain Dogecoin by licking the goddess. Set the object of licking in the main task, and lick its favorability to the full. The task completes the daily task. A daily licking is a dog licking behavior that must be completed more than once a day. The more Dogecoin is settled after the daily ends, the more Dogecoin is settled, and the more Dogecoin can be exchanged for props in the mall and can also participate in the lottery.
Very good! I'm starting to be interested! Liu Xiu smiled even brighter and continued to ask questions, what is the system's judgment on licking?
The system clearly thought for a while before giving the answer, all pursuits of goddesses, flattery, and licking, indicating the degree of settlement of Dogecoin. For example, the behavior of the licking dog that you just bullied, buy emergency contraceptive pills for the goddess who was creampied without condoms, and you can get ten times the settlement.
OK! I've taken it, send me a mission, no, I should be dead now, the first step should be resurrected, right?
Liu Xiu seemed to have forgotten that he had been decisively claiming a few minutes ago that he would rather die than be a dog licking. The speed of changing faces made people shocked. Even the system that obviously had his own wisdom was surprised.
Warning! The system monitors that the host has bad thoughts, so I warn you here! The love of the dog licking is sacred, pure and single, with only one goddess on the main task target. And any sexual behavior is prohibited until the main task target has full favorability! Similarly, if the host attempts to have sex with other women, it will be forcibly castrated!
After all, the system is a magical creature that exceeds science and common sense cognition. Realizing that Liu Xiu's attitude changed so much, he hurriedly made up a fatal loophole. This time, Liu Xiu of course quits!
You fucking play with me, right?
Liu Xiugang was very happy about the fatal loophole he discovered. According to the system's definition of licking, what is the strongest dog licking system? It's simply the strongest Aquaman system?
However, the system's additional warning made him angry!
When the third brother wanted to write a novel, he told us a brainstorm, saying that all systems actually have superiors or even KPIs. Otherwise, so many systems would travel to different worlds one by one to help the losers counterattack?
Liu Xiu has made every effort to do his best to be sexual and happiness related to his future. Anyway, he is dead. The system erasing is not threatening to him.
He would rather not be resurrected than become a good man who is dedicated to a woman after he is resurrected
What's the difference between that and a real licking dog!
The master of the system, the time and space management bureau, the Jade Emperor, the main god, God... I want to complain, complain that the strongest dog licking system tampers with system rules, threatens the host, and discredits the system industry!
Shut up! The strongest dog licking system says that you have never encountered such a shameless person. The original voice of the anger was exposed, and it was a crisp girl voice.
Well, blonde, long legs, Liu Xiu said that he could only infer from these two words that the strongest dog licking system is actually female? Then he has more confidence.
Shut up? Can you guarantee that your warning was not added privately? Liu Xiu sneered and turned the pages on the mall screen, otherwise how would you explain these props?
Potion of favorability, favorability after use of the designated object 1, up to 100 life and death are in line with each other, it is understandable. After all, everyone knows that the goddess cannot be licked, right!
The magic potion is used to reduce wisdom. After using the designated object, the object will automatically reduce wisdom in front of you. I think everything you said is correct, and I can understand it. After all, the goddess is still arrogant even if I lick my hand. I dare not tame the goddess and train the goddess. How can I enjoy the goddess if I don’t have brains?
There are several types of sexual ability enhancement potions, growth, thickening, increase, increment, and extremely rare small system for famous gun modification potion Ah small system. You have never thought that if a man raises all these attributes, but can only have sex with a goddess, will that goddess be fucked to death!
I won’t talk about those things anymore, how do you explain this romantic encounter card? There is also a charming halo? Licking dogs can only be good to a goddess in their lifetime. What’s the use of adding charm to it? It also has a charming halo!
Liu Xiu's face of the props on this page was getting more and more sarcastic. Many props that only appear in pornographic novels appeared in the mall of the dog licking system. Is this dog licking system serious?
It's not serious!
The system did not reply. I don’t know if it was because I didn’t want to communicate with this shameless man or because the illegal operation of modifying the rules was discovered.
But Liu Xiu has always been a rude person. He knows that once he has the upper hand in dating with the opposite sex, he should not consider the speed of a gentleman. Keep rushing until he knocks his girl down and conquers it is the most correct way to do it.
Small system Ah, do you know what the most outrageous thing is? It is the price of the favorability potion, only one Dogecoin, do you know what this means? It means that no matter how ugly, stupid or vulgar a straight man is, he can steadily turn an unattainable goddess into his girlfriend or even a female slave for just one hundred days! So what is your strongest dog licking system? Can you still call him a dog licking system after licking the dog opens the harem?
Licking one is for dogs, and licking ten is for wolfs! Licking hundreds of thousands is the first wave in the world!
That's not the case! The system exists to protect the dog licking! The system elves finally couldn't help but reply. Although the tone was very high, the more they were like this, the more they could tell the lack of confidence.
He has trained too many arrogant girls!
OK OK small system
Liu Xiu is already in his heart. He is no longer so aggressive, and his voice is much softer. Look, you said you are the strongest dog licking system, and the task is to protect dog licking, or to create dog licking, but dog licking is not only male dog licking, but female dog licking, right?
You, what do you want to do? The system elves are a little confused about Liu Xiu's thoughts, but in her eyes, the black air on Liu Xiu's body is heavier, like a devil walking out of hell
You remove the restrictions and resurrect me. I will help you create a female dog licking. You are definitely a first-class, obedient and cute little bitch!
impossible!
The system elves expressed strong suspicion. I have collected data from your world, especially in China. Girls are all goddesses, only males licking dogs, but no females licking dogs!
Well, don't you believe it? If you resurrect me, I can call at least twenty female dogs to lick them today, what can I do to prove it? Well, let them voluntarily admit that they are my little bitch Liu Xiu?
Liu Xiu smiled extremely evilly, that is, he didn't play sm much and didn't do the ritual of recognizing the master, otherwise the number could double!
Impossible! The system elf said that her cognition was impacted. The data she collected clearly showed that the woman is the one who is in charge of the love market now, so how could there be so many female dog licking!
What's impossible!
Since the system elves are willing to communicate and chat, this seems to be a play in Liu Xiu's opinion.
Just like some girls always say that they hate you and want to break up, as long as they are still communicating, it means that they don’t want to leave.
At this time, what a man needs to do is not to retain him but to show a stronger and better self
Just like Liu Xiu is now starting to guide the system elves
The core of dog licking is self-motivation. The same steps for taming female dog licking and male dog licking are to let them start self-propelling.
When a girl is confused and helpless, support her, encourage her, care about her, and send a few local love words at any time. Don’t be too sensational. The more fancy the girl is, the more she will make the girl more cautious. Only simple and crude with a little twisted love words will be pure. In this way, a strong character can be transformed into an extremely strong sense of security, which will make the girl subconsciously depend on her. Then it will be simple. Put the girl aside and care about her from time to time. She will guide herself if necessary. If necessary, occasionally get closer to other girls, let her feel a sense of crisis and speed up the self-guidance.
This is a pursuit, how did it become tame? The system elves who have gradually fallen into Liu Xiu's trap did not realize that she was not concerned about how to make Liu Xiu turn into a dog licking!
The difference lies in the subsequent behavior. If you choose to achieve the right result at this time, then this is just an ordinary love. However, as long as you hold the other person and keep yourself in the state of the superior without giving the result, you will become a boiled frog in warm water. Just like the brother Yun you gave, do you know why he licked that way? It is because when he was about to give up chasing Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu recognized him as his fucking brother!
Boiling a frog in warm water is the king. Put a little pressure to eliminate the other party's bottom line. Every time, it leaves him a little hope, making him feel like he gritting his teeth, and if he endures, he will pass.
Over time, the other party will unknowingly get used to this way of survival, will not resist, will only obey and bear, and will even take the initiative to manage relationships to please the superiors, becoming the so-called... licking dog!
Liu Xiu tells meaningfully the treasure book of taming girls that he had never taught even his roommates. With his extraordinary keen sense and years of flower experience, he walked around the empty room and stopped at a certain location.
Sure enough, when he tried to continue to move towards the empty front, he felt a clear resistance, as if a transparent wall was in front of him.
However, after all, it is found
Liu Xiu lowered his voice and used a hearty voice that was so exciting. My system little princess, I, Liu Xiu, are willing to be your loyal knight. Let us work hard to develop more licking dogs to protect more licking dogs!
You, stay away from me! The voice of the system elves actually trembled. Liu Xiu was pushed away, but he laughed out loud.
Although your wrong sayings make a little sense, I have to supervise them all the time. If you fail to complete the task, I will still erase you!
The system elves sounded fierce, and they were somewhat nervous about lack of confidence.
This reminded Liu Xiu of a young princess from the third generation he played with. At that time, he also said that if he dared to let him down, he would take him to shoot a target.
Now he has started to find other sisters who are also the third generation of the Reds
I will offer you the most passionate loyalty!
Liu Xiu made a kneeling move
After spending so much talk, he finally got a resurrection and was free to have a system called Licking Dog and was actually Aquaman, but he was still not satisfied
My beautiful little princess, can I know your name?
Why are you asking this? No, I can't tell you, you can only call me the strongest dog licking system elf now!
The system elves seem to have rejected Liu Xiu's request, but they have exposed some secrets of the essence of the system.
That's a pity. I want to set my main mission goal as you! Liu Xiu shook his head with regret.
Puff! Are you stupid? The system is just a gadget created by my dad. How could it work for me... Oh!
The system elves finally realized that the crucial secret was exposed, and couldn't help but say coquettishly: You bad guy, don't ask about the secrets of the system again, otherwise you will be wiped out! Okay, I have to resurrect you. Wait for a while, your vitality will completely disappear and then resurrection will consume too much energy!
energy?
Is this the driving force behind the operation of the system?
Liu Xiu remembered this term in his heart and planned to make a cliché in the future
He has gained enough today. Even if the third brother has read so many system stream novels, he can guarantee that no host will be as brave as him. Not only do he want to have sex with the system for free, but he also wants to have a Japanese system elves!
However, as soon as Mei Meng was founded, he felt a will of irresistible majesty as if it were heaven.
There was also a girl in the empty hut, as he had guessed before, with blonde hair, long legs, flat chest, elegant skin as cream, among so many women he had played with, Guangming could rank in the top three in terms of appearance!
Father, why are you here? The girl's voice was a little panicked, but her figure was standing firmly in front of Liu Xiu
Get out of the way, let me kill this bastard!
The system master never thought that he would take a nap, but his baby girl actually started an internship. The first system he chose was a inferior system created by an intern manufacturer. What he didn't expect was that the host was a bastard who was even more ill-hearted than the devils in hell!
No! He is my first host! And he can help me get a lot of points, allowing me to win the first place in this system elf intern competition!
The girl who was successfully brainwashed by Liu Xiu in just a short while of words will definitely not let her go
There is one thing she didn't tell Liu Xiu that not everyone is qualified to be a host. Now the system industry is in serious internal circulation, and a host who can adhere to the binding system is simply rare.
Especially Liu Xiu has outstanding qualifications, not to mention that he is so slutty and so stupid, if he is discovered by other system elves, he would rather have a few system hosts crying and rushing to bind them.
What's more, although he is so bad, he is really handsome. Especially when he smiles wickedly, it makes people angry and shy...
***! Do you need to care about the points of your dear system master?
The master of the system was so angry that his teeth were so painful. If it were other things, his little princess insisted so much that he would never dare to disobey the little princess' wishes. However, after taking a nap, his baby actually started to maintain a young male.
Can you bear this?
No matter what, he must die!
The system master did not hesitate, and stopped the girl with one hand, raised the little finger of the other hand slightly, and a black light hit Liu Xiu's soul.
Unlike the previous one who was stabbed by the victim for more than ten times, Liu Xiu did not feel any perception this time. The hut, screen, and the girl were completely gone, only eternal darkness
So, of course he couldn't hear a father-daughter quarrel!
My little aunt Ah! This is the life-saving thing your mother gave you. You actually used it to save a human whom you met for the first time!
Humph! You have to worry! Since he is my host, I must protect him! Besides, it's just a bowl of yuzu water
That is not ordinary water of the underworld, it is the water of the origin that the Lord of Reincarnation personally slaughtered...
Then who told you to attack my host! I was angry! Anyway, my host has been reincarnated, and I won’t go back with you anymore. I want to complain to my mother...
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Compared to the existence of the system, rebirth is easier to accept, and it is also a rebirth caused by the system.
Liu Xiu, who became a baby after waking up, first thing was to check whether his system was still there, and the second thing was to eat breasts.
Good fortune is the basis of misfortune, misfortune is the basis of blessings, from being stabbed to being bound to the system to being deceived to being reborn, all the way is all about misfortune and good fortune. Now there are good and bad news that exist at the same time.
The bad news is that the system elf, the girl who is clearly Mèi, is gone. Liu Xiu can't call for no matter how much communication is in his mind. The good news is that the system is still there, but the system is broken.
Yes, the unseen unknown existence called the father of the strongest dog licking system has broken, and the system bound by Liu Xiu only has some functions.
First of all, the task module only retains daily tasks, and the main task function is lost, which means that the source of Dogecoin is reduced by a large part of it. He must complete the licking behavior every day to obtain Dogecoin.
Secondly, the mall module has completely disappeared, and only the lottery functions are complete. The lottery is the only way to get props.
Liu Xiu does not have Dogecoin now, but when he looked at the lottery plate, he felt extremely painful. The proportion of magical props in the prize pool is comparable to the cherished limit in the limited pool of the dog!
OK, no matter how you can live a lifetime, it will be profitable, let alone a free system. Even if it is a broken system, you can talk and start licking in the future.
Licking goddess, not cold
Hehe, the baby is so edible! Sister, you see, after you can’t suck this little thing out, you will take the initiative to find another one. It’s so smart!
The pleasant voice made Liu Xiu open his eyes and take a look. This beautiful woman whose pale face could not cover up her supernatural beauty was not his mother in his previous life.
Reborn in another world? Or someone else! Liu Xiu's deep sleepiness overwhelmed him before he could think about this problem
Hum? Sister, look, why don’t the baby eat milk anymore!
Silly girl, the baby is asleep!
But wasn’t he still choking before he just had breastfeeding? Will he choke if he sleeps so quickly? What should I do with my sister? I heard from the nurse that babies are most likely to choke!
Don't be anxious, don't you just go to bed after eating? You put him like this, right, even if the baby vomits milk, it won't choke...
Wife...
You speak softly, the baby just fell asleep!
Oh, my wife, Yun Hai and I were holding the baby’s horoscope and asked the master of Qixia Temple to calculate. The master said that the baby is in a noble and noble way and must have a big name to be able to resist. Finally, he chose Liu Xiu. What do you think?
No matter what name you choose, I only call my baby, baby, baby... You are the mother's baby for the rest of your life!
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