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Chapter 23: God

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The river surface is as smooth as a mirror, the moonlight falls on it like a bucket of mercury, and is broken by wooden oars from time to time, scattered into countless tiny pieces, like countless carp jumping out of the water under the sun, and silver scales jump gently around the boat

The evening breeze blows, hair brushes across his face, and the two stand on the bow of the boat, and the long embankment on the opposite shore becomes clearer and clearer in their vision.

The shipman looked in his forties, with dark skin and thin face. He had a blue cloth shirt that was washed white. His two arms exposed outside had strong muscles and looked very strong.

Fang Xuejian saw that he was only one, so he started to take action and tried his best to cook. He felt much more at ease in his heart.

The boatman stood at the stern of the boat, rowing with his hands, and in a mute voice, the boat gradually moved away from the river bank. He suddenly put down the wooden oar, put his fingers into his mouth and blew twice.

The sharp whistle pierced the silence of the river, like tearing a piece of tough cowhide, spreading from afar, and it was even more thrilling to hear late at night

As soon as the whistle fell, two whistles rang out on the river bank, which obviously echoed the distance here.

Fang Xuejian was shocked and looked through the moonlight. He saw a boat rowing from the other side of the shore, more than fifty feet apart, and the shadows were so slim that he could not see clearly what was on the boat.

The two ships came so fast that they could hear the sound of paddlings in a moment

In a panic, the boatman laughed and said: Look at the two of you, I guess it was the poor scholar and a rich lady from a family who had secretly elopement. I wonder if the silver around you is enough? When you hit the hands of the brothers and three, you can only blame your luck for being unhealthy.

The two of them looked back and saw him smiling grimly, and they had already held a bright steel knife in their hands. Under the moonlight, the bright steel knife was like a pool of cold water.

Fang Xuejian cried out in secretly and shouted: This brother, today is the eighth day of the eighth month. It is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet in the Milky Way. I met by this river two years ago. I fell in love at first sight. I just got married seven days ago. Today is a great day. We will come here to relive the old warmth. My brother will choose this day to do business. I am afraid it will hurt my destiny. Maybe I will be punished later. My mind flew around and thought about how to get out. Suddenly a warm wind blows in my ears. I looked down and saw Long Hongling looking at him, his face turned red and his eyes were as bright as the moon.

You...what did you say just now? When did I fall in love with you at first sight? Long Hongling seemed happy and frowned, her voice trembled slightly, her emotions were so emotional that she couldn't tell the difference, and she was still confused.

Fang Xuejian turned red and said in a low voice: Miss, don't be angry, this is what I made up to deceive him temporarily. The three of them have three swords, we have bare hands, this... This is a soldier who defeated others without fighting, Miss Fang Xian, you are magnanimous and wise and martial.

Are you scared?

No...I am not afraid. Fang Xuejian was so upset in his heart, but he still shook his head firmly

The boatman spat and said: I've done this business again and again, so I don't care whether I hurt my destiny or not. You are poor and obedient, so you take off your clothes and jump off the river to leave a whole body.

Is this little lady? The three of us brothers will treat you well. After that, we stared at Long Hongling's beauty and delicate curves, and smiled lewdly, and seemed to be spitting out fire in our eyes.

At this time, the paddling sounded even louder. Two small boats were more than ten feet away from the boat. A strong man sat at each stern, trying hard to pull the wooden oars. The sound of the hull was endless. It was like an arrow from a string, jumping against the water surface.

I'll deal with that bad guy first, be careful yourself. Long Hongling's face turned pale, his eyes were as cold as ice, staring at the boatman.

You... Be careful too. Fang Xue gradually saw that the hull was narrow and the two of them were on the same side, making it even more inconvenient to move, but I am afraid that the more I help, the more I help, the more I get, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I am, the more I

Long Hongling nodded, and took a little step, jumped over the middle cabin of the horse, and gently landed on a horizontal board, standing opposite the shipman.

The shipman opened his mouth wide, suspected that he was dazzled, rubbed his eyes, and saw clearly that the shadow that had jumped two feet was the gorgeous and charming beauty in front of him, and his calves suddenly shook disobediently.

He barely swallowed his saliva, raised the steel knife in his hand and said: You...what are you going to do? The steel knife is shining with cold light, and the arms that raise the knife are shaking violently.

Long Hongling kicked his wrist and hit the ground with a choke. Then he raised his toes, held the knife in his hand, and smiled and said: Look at the three of you, you must be heroes who are not afraid of death. Today, you can only blame your bad luck. Do you want to eat the noodles of the knife? Or wontons?

The shipman knelt down on his knees and kowtowed seven or eight times on the board. When he raised his head, his face was already as sad as his parents died overnight. He begged pitifully: Fairy, please spare me, fairy, I, Chen Xiaosi, have an 80-year-old mother and a baby under eight months. I can't afford to eat this bowl of rice. There are 18 people in the family, and I am still waiting for me to buy rice and put it into the pot...

Hey, can you still use this old tune? Can you use your brain to think of something fresh? People say, "There is a way to steal." But you, a robber, are not very authentic.

The shipman saw Long Hongling erecting a steel knife and competing around his neck. He was really afraid that she would make her own sword. He made her own sword. He hurriedly said: "The fairy needs to listen to the fresh things. It's not easy. I, Chen Xiaosi, have lived forty-three times. I am a bachelor. I am not good at farming, engineering, learning, military businessmen, and businessmen. I am proficient in eating, drinking, gambling, stealing and stealing. I am pitiful. I lack the capital to buy officials and cannot rob the land by mistake. I am poor. I am poor...

Okay, OK, if you swallow this pill, I will spare your life. Long Hongling heard his nonsense, for fear that he would say something even worse, hurriedly interrupted his head, took out a pill from his arms, and handed it to his hand

The shipman took it respectfully, looked at a white pill in his palm, and was suspicious. She was frightened by her knife and swallowed it quickly.

When Long Hongling saw him swallowing the pill, he felt relieved and said with a smile: This is the Seven Days of Broken Heart Sphere in Shenlong Villa, which is made of the venom of Qi snake. Qi snake is also called the Seven-step Snake. If ordinary people bite it, they will die after taking seven steps. Have you heard of this?

The boatman kowtowed like pounding garlic, calling out the fairy, spared his life, suddenly ache in his belly, and was as if he was digging. Ouch, he rolled to the ground with his stomach in his arms, wailing repeatedly

Long Hongling smiled and said: These seven days of Duancao Sperm will cause pain for seven consecutive days, one hour a day, and the poison will occur seven days later. The poison will break intestines and the poisoned person will die in a very miserable way.

The shipman was sweating profusely in pain and said with a voice: Please... Please spare my life, I will never dare to do it again. He has harmed dozens of people in his life. Now he is about to die. Thinking of those people in hell who were killed by him, both sides must bite him to pieces when they meet. He is so scared that he even has great fear in his words.

It’s easy for you, as long as you listen to me well, you park the boat on the other side of the river at night and pick me up across the river. If at night, you can only ask King Yama for your antidote. Long Hongling turned around and watched, only to see Fang Xue gradually showed his power. One move was to split the mane, and a standard pair of legs in the air kicked the two big men out of the boat.

The two of them came ashore safely, and Long Hongling explained it again, and then they got on the horse.

Fang Xuejian won the first time in his life, and won easily with one against two. He was particularly excited. He stretched his arms and kicked his thighs all the way in the saddle, telling Long Hongling that he and two big men with sharp knives weighing 200 pounds fought back and forth for 108 rounds, and then kicked them down the river with one move of Shaolin divine legs.

Long Hongling heard him brag about his record with a slight smile, and finally said: You jumped so high, if you really fell, I'm afraid you'll crush them to death.

Damn, Miss, people fight for a face and trees fight for a skin. Can you give me some face?

The cold moon hangs high, the long street is desolate, it is already midnight when the two of them return to the inn

The small building in the outer courtyard is still on, and the boss of Qian is worried about the safety of the lady and has not yet been sleeping.

The two tied the reins on the corridor column, knocked on the small corner door three times, quickly walked around the backyard, climbed into the wall

The so-called practice makes perfect. They have not done this kind of wall-to-room activity once or twice. The courtyard wall of the inn is not very high. One moves and turns over it lightly. It really lands silently, without any traces of stepping on the grass.

I heard the front door creaking. When a guy opened, he exclaimed, and then he tapped and hit the slippers. He hurried down from the upstairs. The horses were neighing and the people shouted, and the inn was in chaos.

The boss quickly came out to smooth things over and said a lot of good things in a kind way, and the guests' complaints gradually subsided.

The two looked at each other and crawled into their own room through the open window.

Fang Xuejian turned around and closed the window, and a slight knock on the door sounded outside. A man said in a low voice: Miss, are you back?

Long Hongling heard it was Qian Bo's voice, and responded softly, but did not open the door.

Boss Qian waited outside the door for a while, and saw that there was no movement in the house, so he walked back to the room to rest.

The two of them watched a candlelight under the crack of the door gradually disappear, and they all breathed a sigh of relief when they knew that Boss Qian had gone away.

The white of the moonlight shines through the window paper

The room is filled with blue moonlight

Fang Xuejian looked at the delicate figure of the dragon-red spirit cat in the shadow, and suddenly felt his heart beating so fast.

Long Hongling took out the night pearl, and the room was bright, hazy and ambiguous.

She walked to the table, poured two cups of warm water, drank half of it in one sip, sighed with satisfaction, turned to see him looking at him foolishly, and chuckled: "Goddess, are you going to have a sip of water?"

Fang Xuejian took the teacup, took a sip, and his eyes turned: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl finally met once a year. Miss, what will they do tonight?

Long Hong Lingxia flew her cheeks, glared at him, and looked up and said: But there are so many things to do, such as farming, weaving, reading, writing poetry, painting, singing... Under the smooth halo of the night pearl, the beautiful woman's shiny face slightly showed a hint of shyness, like a layer of gorgeous glow, colorful and charming

Fang Xuejian laughed treacherously, seeing her pink neck hang down, she became lighter and lighter as she spoke, her breasts were towering, with undulating waves, and her peach-faced and apricot cheeks were shy. She couldn't help but feel very happy. She thought to herself that she was so beautiful, but she would be a vain man if she didn't take the opportunity to be frivolous.

He laughed and said: It's Ah, I lit a candle and farmed, rode on the back of a cow, weaving cloth, hiding in the quilt to read, hehe, I'm afraid I'm reading forbidden books, I don't know if the eldest lady wants to read it, but I have two books here...Oh hey!

Long Hongling took action like lightning, grabbed his ear and said: Niu-headed little pervert, what do you think you have? Do you want me to feed you those two books?

Fang Xuejian waved his hand in a hurry and said: No, no. I thought that women's minds were very fast. They were just a hero, but they suddenly became a little pervert. I am afraid that in their hearts, there is not much difference between a hero and a little pervert.

Long Hongling let go of his ear-grabbing hand, took the teacup containing warm water from his palm, and said: In the past, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai went to Beijing for the exam, lying on the same bed, with only a soup bowl containing clear water separated by the middle. We will imitate Liang Zhu tonight, put a glass of water in the middle of the mat, I sleep inside, sleep outside, see how you are a person's virtue is compared with Liang Shanbo. After that, I held the cup in my left hand and the night pearl in my right hand, walked to the bed seriously, put two things, pulled out the jade hairpin on my head, dispersed the horse bun, took off my clothes and went to bed

She was not wearing a middle-clothed shirt, and she took off her outer clothes and only had a water-red close-fitting bellyband, revealing a large piece of snow-white and crystal-clear back.

Long Hongling didn't take off his pants, climbed onto the bed with him on his back, moved the teacup to the middle of the mat, and slept against the wall.

Looking at her undulating waist and buttocks, Fang Xuejian felt dizzy in his mind. He was breathing tightly for a while, and he became distracted and a little nervous. He took a deep breath, but the liquid in his blood vessels was still rushing like a tide, which made his heart ache.

Fang Xuejian felt an inexplicable heat running around his body, his fingers trembled. It took him a long time to take off his robe. A tent that was already high was raised in the middle of his pants, trembling slightly under the moonlight, like a swaying winter plum blossom in the north wind.

The rattan bed sank slightly, and he climbed up

A few plum blossoms with sparse shadows embroidered on the white gauze tent

When Fang Xuejian put down his tent, he looked at the warm plum blossoms, bloody red, and thought to himself: When the young lady fell, it should be like this.

He lay down, carefully, and Long Hongling did not move through a cup of tea, as if he had already fallen asleep

The legs are long and firm, slightly curled; the fragrant buttocks are bulging and full, raised high; the willow waist is round and slender, and it is full of slimness; the back is smooth and smooth, with gentle curves

A beautiful person with a graceful figure and a beautiful skin

Fang Xuejian smelled the fragrance of virginity on the pillow, swallowing hard, thinking that if Zhu Yingtai was half as beautiful as a young lady, then Liang Shanbo was not a standard fool, at least he was completely incompetent.

The so-called "Pomegranate's skirt" is a romantic person, and being a ghost is a good night. It is worthwhile to be able to have a good night with such a beautiful woman.

This teacup...Damn, I'm just thirsty...gudu,gudu...good,gudu...good, drink a cup of cold water to suppress the anger. The lady is really foresighted.

Fang Xuejian put the empty teacup under the bed, took three deep breaths, and then stretched out An Lu's claws

The bright black hair shone with silver light under the glow of the night pearl, and spread like a waterfall on her shoulder. Fang Xuejian leaned over and kissed her gently

The long hair was expressed from her shoulders with her right hand, half of her smooth cheeks were exposed, and her round shoulders were exposed. Her snow-white skin was shining with a warm jade-like luster, tender as cotton wool, and smooth as fat

Fang Xue's heart beats like a drum, the desire in his chest is like the water of the Yellow River that bursts into dams, the blood tumbling, and his body is bloated and swelling.

He closed his eyes, his lips fell on her shoulders, his smooth skin was slightly cool, a kind of coolness that could be drunk and quenched thirst, like frozen cheese, like sweet spring, unable to touch, arousing even more thirst in his heart.

The scorching palm climbed up the towering buttocks from her slender waist, carrying the shock and trembling of the two people, crossing mountains and ridges, and her dexterous middle finger quietly penetrated between her strands and slid gently.

Long Hongling's body shook, and her breathing began to be rapid

It turns out that she is not sleeping well

Fang Xuejian knew that this is the most sensitive place for women, a place that is ten times smoother than refined sesame oil and a hundred times more delicate than water-ground tofu.

"The Demon Goddess's Art" says that this is the treasure land hatched by creatures, the source of life, and the most commonly used sexual organ for women to have sex.

Its name is: Pussy

Fang Xuejian's fingers were squirming gently, and the beauty moaned sobbing hard.

The two fragrant lips under the fingers began to swell, and the plump shape was clearly revealed on the silk pants. Between the two plump and round buttocks, a shy bulge, and the baby's mouth moved slightly like a slight twitch.

Long Hongling's earlobes are as crystal clear as jade, and the skin behind the ears is smoother than silk

Fang Xuejian raised his head, his eyes everywhere, his thin bellyband pressed against his chest, the round peaks were majestic, and the two grape-like nipples stood tremblingly on the top, looking at the small mountains

Holding his soft waist, his tongue swept across the skin behind her ears, gently like the spring breeze in March in Jiangnan, the soft waves on the lake were rippling, and a slight and profound tremor was responding to him.

Fang Xuejian opened her lips and was about to put her earlobe into her mouth. A sudden pain in her abdomen, like a heartbreak, and she screamed in pain: Ouch, oh, oh, I rolled up and rolled up with my stomach in my arms. Only a woman giggled in her ears and said in a delicate voice: Hey, Mr. Fang, where is the cup I placed in the middle of the mat?

I accidentally dropped half of the "Seven Days Broken Heart Sperm" inside. If there is a wild cat and a dog who secretly drink it, how can it be better to have it?

Fang Xuejian's intestines were regretful and was about to beg for mercy. Suddenly, a strong force surged. The penis was hurting severely. She had kicked her. A kite turned over, struggled with all its limbs, and rolled out of the bed.

This trick is the unique skill of the Qingcheng School. It is the only way to go out and flowing, light and elegant, just like dancing in the wind on the mountain and sea of ​​clouds in Qingcheng, moving forward and retreating, like flying geese sliding in the sky

Fang Xue was gradually furious, and now she was hit by the key. Although her body was in the air, her hands and feet were dancing with mud and water. She was not as elegant as she was. Her butt was heavy and downward, and she happened to hit a round and hard thing. She felt a sudden pain and she was even more tearful.

With a giggle, the thing slid out from under his buttocks. He turned his head and saw that it was the tea cup that he placed on the ground.

The roof leaked and rained all night, and the boat was slow to face the wind. It turns out that blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come alone

Fang Xuejian was filled with mixed feelings, sitting on the ground, pain in his abdomen started to rise again, and millions of knives poked into his intestines, sweat dripping down his forehead, and soon turned into a paste.

He kept rolling around under the bed, his teeth tightly bit his lower lip, and he didn't dare to make too loud noises, for fear of disturbing the lady's good dream and looking for his own bad luck

It was so painful that it was not until the whole body was exhausted and the pain in the abdomen gradually became lighter. Then I hugged a corner of the table and fell asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, but a faint fragrance suddenly smelled in my nose, and my stomach started to roar. I heard a chuckle in my ears. A girl said in a crisp and beautiful voice: Big lazy bug, the sun is shining on her butt, can’t she get up?

Fang Xuejian slowly opened his eyes, and there was an oval face in front of him, a cherry nose and a bright and bright mouth. He stared at him with a pair of clear eyes, and a smile on the corner of his mouth, both happy and angry. Who else is it if it is not Long Hongling?

The skylight rippled in from the open window, and it was already bright in the room

Fang Xuejian moved his body and found that he was sleeping on the bed, wrapped in a thin blanket, and the faint fragrance floated in his nose, and the man was drunk.

He looked at Long Hongling vigilantly and suddenly asked: I seem to be poisoned?

Long Hongling smiled, picked up the soup bowl in his hand and put it under his nose, and said: I have put the antidote for Qiri Duancao Powder in this bowl, you will be fine if you eat it

Fang Xuejian was skeptical and looked down and saw a bowl of porridge that was not like porridge. There were some dried rose petals floating on it, emitting a slight fragrance.

My stomach just now was roaring, probably because of this so-called Yàn nest

Long Hongling picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful of Yàn nest in a bowl, fed it into his mouth, and said: I made your stomach hurt for half an hour, I will feed you a bowl of Yàn nest now. Even if the grudges are against each other, you grit your teeth when you are asleep, you must be blamed for being vicious in your heart, but you don’t know that a man should be open-minded and generous, and don’t easily hold grudges. As the saying goes, you will be more painful today, and there will be benefits in the future.

Fang Xuejian listened to her sweet words and told her in a casual manner. Her words were completely pleasing to her, which was definitely inconsistent with her usual spoiled and willful temperament. The more she listened, the more she became more frightened. I wonder what strange abacus was playing in the little witch's heart.

In his heart, a spoonful of Yàn's nest had already reached his mouth, the fragrance was so fragrant that he was even more hungry. He hardened his heart and thought that at most he would die. He opened his mouth and ate the Yàn's nest. It was fragrant and sweet in his mouth, and it was indescribable to enjoy it.

But how could Long Hongling guess what he thought, feed him the Yàn nest in one mouthful, and his heart was sweeter, happier than eating the Yàn nest by himself

She smiled slightly and said: I heard from Mr. Qian that early this morning, the three roosters from the Tan family had already checked out and left the store, and they might have gone back to their hometown.

Fang Xuejian was stunned and then understood that it was the three iron roosters from the Tanmen Party in Xiangxi. They thought that they had given me a Sui Houzhu. The rooster was wearing an iron crown on his head. He laughed and said: Miss, although Tan Tieqing did not pay a silver medal, he also taught us a way to pretend to be a scary way. Tonight, we went to Wang's Garden, rummaged through boxes and cabinets, dug bricks through the walls, and made him a few thousand taels of silver and flowers. Isn't it just made up for it?

Long Hongling smiled and put the last spoonful of Yàn's nest at the bottom of the bowl into his mouth, saying: Of course, you can't spare that bastard easily. Today you have a good rest. After putting on the light, we will set off. After that, stand up and come.

Fang Xuejian saw her wearing a short orange jacket and pants, a pair of black and smooth maids combed on her head, and she had no socks on her feet. She stepped on a pair of embroidered slippers with bare feet, revealing a piece of shiny and jade-like skin, and was indescribably gentle and charming. She remembered that the pair of jade feet had had a hot intimate lingering with her thick clone. For a moment, her mouth was dry, her belly became hot, and the sun jumped up, and a steep and tall mountain was immediately supported in the middle of the blanket.

He was afraid that his ugly appearance would fall into the beautiful woman's eyes, so he quickly turned over, his butt was upward, and the mountain was hanging upside down, and he pushed the bed. A sour smell quickly spread from the peak to the whole body. With a whisper, he felt uneasy, wondering if the rattan bed under him poked a transparent hole?

Long Hongling burst into laughter, blushed, turned around and went out

Fang Xuejian stared at the door in a daze, his mind full of shyness and shyness when she turned around, muttering: I didn't expect this crazy girl to have such a gentle and cute side.

After having lunch early in the inn, the two made an appointment to take a bath in the bathhouse on the street

Fang Xuejian took half an hour to rub the mud and dirt on his body. He quickly put on his clothes and waited at the door of the bathhouse for half an hour before he saw Miss Long coming out slowly and watery.

Fang Xuejian really wanted to ask her what she was washing inside. It took so long to wash it. She opened her mouth for a long time and finally didn't ask.

This question is actually the biggest question for male citizens in the universe. In an island country in the East, male Japanese in the country racked their brains and even set a precedent for unmarried men and women to bathe in the same pool. They tried every means to find out the result, but within a thousand years, this is still one of the biggest international doubts.

He hired a carriage and accompanied the beauty to visit the dozen largest shops in the north of Yushan City. He bought some rouge, powder, snacks, floral cloth, materials, gold and silver jewelry, etc., and spent most of the 1,500 taels of silver.

Fang Xuejian was secretly shocked, thinking that his 16-year living expenses were not as much as today's expenses.

When the sun turned into a red watermelon with a size of a face, and the afterglow of the sunset was swallowed up by the western mountains little by little, Long Hongling moved away from the rare treasures with unfulfilled desire. The two of them squeezed into the car box piled up with packages and boxes, and went home.

In the shadow, Long Hongling took out a pair of silver bracelets and said she wanted to give them to Xiao Zhao as a wedding ceremony.

Fang Xuejian naturally expressed his gratitude. This bracelet cost him for 43 taels of silver, which was not as good as the silver wire anklet with two bells. Even a pair of red agate earrings cost him 168 taels of silver, not to mention the heavy black gold bracelet.

He gritted his teeth, thinking that in the future, he would definitely buy Xiao Zhao a gold wire anklet with eight bells hanging, and a pair of blue agate earrings worth 1,680 taels.

After supper, it was completely dark

The two ended, Fang Xuejian brought up the baggage of a cow head and horse face, Long Hongling Pear is ready, Fengyu, sword, if you move your hands, you will have a self-defense weapon.

The two still held yesterday's horse, greeted Qian Bo, and went out quietly. According to his nephew's news, there were still officials guarding the North City Gate and several floating bridges on the river to inspect the passing pedestrians.

The moon at night is very good, with clear and soft brilliance falling down. The mountains, tall buildings, nearby streets and eaves are all covered with white and hazy veils, which look beautiful and vague.

The stars lit up one after another, and the dark blue sky gradually became dense, like playing a game of difficult to distinguish Go

There are very few pedestrians on the street, and even if you pass by occasionally, you will walk in a hurry.

The two of them trot along the empty long street, the autumn wind whimpered gently, the crisp sound of hooves tread the tranquility of the night, splashing two strings of light dust, and going all the way