Chapter 5: Reconvince Xiaoqiu

A family full of laughter and joy always makes people happy physically and mentally

Although Sister Shuang's son is in a rebellious period, he met Xiaoqiu and me as young and funny uncles and aunts, and Xiaobao, a little clever angel, which soon made the little guy live a little happy life.

For example, the little guy would always look at his young aunt Xiaoqiu occasionally, with a little curious and admiration in his eyes. This may be the natural curiosity of males for female animals, or it may be Xiaoqiu's domineering battle axe buckle that completely conquered the little guy; for example, the little guy would happily take Xiaobao to play, teach a few tricks of games between children, and even take Xiaobao cartoons to proudly act as an explanation; and when her mother chats with Xiaoqiu and has no time to pay attention to him, he would also come over to talk to me about NBA and football.

This may be the effect Sister Shuang wants. Indeed, sometimes changing to a new environment can make people feel much better.

However, a happy and happy life requires huge costs to support: Sister Shuang still has to go back to work, and her mother-in-law is even more free of charge. Xiaoqiu and I naturally have something to do.

So, just after National Day, Sister Shuang and his son left reluctantly with nostalgia.

Moreover, before leaving, Sister Shuang took out 1,000 yuan to Xiaobao and 500 yuan to her mother-in-law, saying that she respects the elderly and loves the young.

However, although Sister Shuang had left, she left a big stone in my heart: That is, it's good that infatuation is so good, but it's too hard

The infatuated mandarin duck is like an inseparable hermaphrodite. Once the other half is ruthlessly summoned by the god of death, it will feel heart-wrenching pain, which is so painful that you will never want to love again in your life.

However, Xiaoqiu obviously is not as sentimental as me and worrying about the world

Instead, he boasted happily and proudly: Husband, do you know? Sister Shuang is here this time, and she is happier than last time. She treats us as relatives and friends, so she pays so much money for Xiaobao and my mother.

Xiaoqiu said with a smile while lingering in the memory, and even said proudly: Look, that handsome guy, when he first came, he looked frowning and reluctant. Now he is a little overjoyed and can't bear to go back, haha...

Xiaoqiu was talking to herself, very proud, and finally she was laughing alone.

And when I saw Xiao Qiu's sarcastic look, I suddenly had a whim and joked: Isn't people just like this? At first, I always feel that they were driven to the shelves, but in the end I will be so happy...

Xiaoqiu was not afraid of being deceitful, and hurriedly said: Yes, yes, husband, you are really reasonable. Sometimes people are really a little ungrateful. When the little guy first came over, he didn't like to talk, and later he talked to his mother, and he even rushed to talk to me in the middle...

Xiaoqiu became more and more unable to stop talking, and I also teased Xiaoqiu in Xiaoqiu's tone and said: Yes, yes, people are sometimes ungrateful. For example, Xiaoqiu's classmate, when he started to coax her to play games, he looked reluctant, and finally he was so happy that he couldn't miss him, haha...

Halfway through my words, Xiaoqiu's face changed. I probably heard that I was laughing at her again, but Sister Shuang came and gave Xiaoqiu 1,500 yuan. Xiaoqiu was more happy to see the money, so Xiaoqiu was stern and suddenly couldn't help but grin and said: Haha, you're right? Really, you're not happy if you don't mention your dad all day?

Xiaoqiu said this, I was quite surprised. After all, Xiaoqiu would turn against me as long as she mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqiu, but this time she actually smiled with me.

And, unexpectedly, Xiaoqiu's second half of the sentence almost shocked me and blood spurted out. Xiaoqiu paused and suddenly said with a smile: I see you, Ah, you will never change your nature. Maybe you may want to invite your dad home again, and then ask your dad to fuck your wife again, haha...

The biggest reason why Xiaoqiu said this is that Xiaoqiu used to be so polite in front of me.

Secondly, it also shows that the more you don’t dare to mention something that is too secretive, the more you will be afraid. On the contrary, if you mention too much, you will feel that nothing is left.

For example, people used to be very afraid of the unfathomable sea, but now they are not afraid or disgusted, but they are fascinated by love.

Of course, this is a story later. At that time, I was so shocked by Xiaoqiu's words that my eyes fell out, and the little brothers were all hardened by Xiaoqiu's words.

So, in that moment, but his nature is hard to move, he pretended to be calm, and laughed so hard that his face was lost. He subconsciously asked stupidly: Dizzy, it seems that you are really fucked by your father...

Xiaoqiu was still smiling there, and pretended to stare at me angrily, then closed her eyes, and said with a happy face: Yes, I am really happy and lingering. Ah, Dad, it feels so comfortable, I still want it...

Xiaoqiu was deliberately screaming at the bed, but to be honest, when women chat occasionally, pretending to moan, it really makes men unable to hold back. For example, when Xiaoqiu was playing with chicken, she would always say to her daddy: Humph, husband, I was beaten to death, wow, that person is so bad, he came to lick me, whisper, lick, and lick, it's too much...

Of course, Xiaoqiu's use of this move will always make me feel goosebumps all over my body and have no power to fight back. I also know that if I continue to take the move, I will lose so much that I don't even have shorts.

So, I had to change the subject and said: Come on, I won’t be slandering you anymore…

However, after I said this, Xiaoqiu became even more proud. Before I could speak, Xiaoqiu rushed to say: Humph, do you think you will still mention it in the future? You always tease me, I don’t show your power, you still treat me as a sick cat...

In order to restore my dignity, I had to pretend to say: Come on, I mean, Ah, you didn’t see this little guy being happy now. Who knows what kind of thing will happen after he goes back? Don’t look, Sister Shuang is quite casual now, and she will still have troubles in the future

Xiaoqiu was indeed frightened by my attitude, and she was so scared that she laughed dryly: Haha, what other big thing can a child cause?

You think too simply. Every day when a child grows up is a worry. Look, Sister Shuang's son will enter puberty in the future, will have nocturnal dreams, will be curious about the opposite sex, and will think about falling in love. Maybe she will learn to play games. These all need to be worried by Sister Shuang alone...

Haha, that's true, raising children is not easy. Alas, Sister Shuang is really strong enough...

Seeing that Xiaoqiu was about to be frightened by me, I said again: Ah, Meng's mother moved three times for the growth of her children. Sister Shuang also traveled across mountains and rivers to our Hanzhong for her son. Look at you. If you were to raise your child alone, would you think of so many things?

I was talking seriously, but unexpectedly Xiaoqiu said with a smile: I want to raise a child by myself, so I will give the child to my mother to raise, hehe...

Although Xiaoqiu was joking, it really made me laugh and cry. I was so angry that I said depressedly: Dizzy, are you a fake post-80s? Why do you feel like a post-90s? Children bring Ah to their parents?

I didn't admit that I was born in the 1980s. I was born in October 1989. I can be considered the leader of the 1990s? I don't want to be a post-80s.

It is said that shameless people are invincible. Xiaoqiu once again started to be slutty. I really can’t do anything to her. I can only say in shame: The traitor born in the 1980s, you have won...

As soon as I said this, Xiaoqiu became even more proud. She smiled so hard that she fell back and forth. This made me angry and said in a hurry:

Come on, look at your little thing. Meng’s mother uses wisdom and courage to educate her children. Sister Shuang raises her children by her strength and love for Brother Chen. I’m going to die. Do you rely on selling Cute to raise your children?

Of course, haha, our little baby is a girl, not a boy, I just need to teach her CuteCute...

Seeing Xiaoqiu's silly look, I said angrily: After CuteCute has not been educated, I guess I will have been educated...

You are just a slut. Anyway, it’s a girl, so it’s not too much pressure to raise it. Speaking of this, Xiao Qiu paused and suddenly said: By the way, husband, I won’t be poor anymore. Let’s talk to you about it. The doctor said that my menstruation has stabilized and it’s okay to have a child now. We should consider giving birth to a second baby, right?

Is it a big problem to be a fool? I really admire you. No one can be raised well, so how dare I give birth to a second one?

Get out, don't you see that I'm joking with you? I really want me to educate my children, I must have been very careful. If I don't talk about this, when will we want the second treasure Ah?

No hurry, I'd better make it after the New Year. If you want a child now, you will have to have a child at the hottest time next year. It will be a pain to you and your child. It's just right to prepare for pregnancy after the New Year, and maybe another snow will be born...

Get out, the dog can't spit out ivory. Xiaoxue is the girl's name. If you regenerate, you will have to have hail...

Xiao Qiu paused, probably thinking of something again, and said with a lewd smile: Haha, no, it's a popsicle...

Xiaoqiu's wonderful thoughts made me speechless. I glared at Xiaoqiu and said: My daughter's name is Xiaoxue, my son's name is popsicle, right?

Haha, to Ah, how appropriate do you think...

Well, it’s a big deal. I think you and dad are really similar. My sister’s name is Zhijie, my name is Zhizhihao, and I have one more than my sister. You name your daughter and son, one is Xiaoxue, the other is called Ice Popsicle, and you really have your...

Xiaoqiu was so angry that she grinned and said nothing. After holding it in for a long time, she suddenly said: Haha, husband, you don’t say it, I forgot, my dad and I really have a couple, haha, you’ll be angry, you’ll be angry...

When the child came, the guest sent me a lot of people. Xiaoqiu became even more amazing. Sister Shuang had been on the train for a long time, but she was still in the mood to be crazy and cheerful, which really made me angry. So I said: Come on, I'm going to die. I see that you have been together with your dad again...

Get out, I'm joking with you, you took it seriously, you told me not to be afraid of mentioning dad's Ah? Really...

Xiaoqiu said, and the smile on her feet disappeared.

This made me feel how sensitive women are. If you want them to speak without any restraint, you really need to spoil them extremely

Otherwise, once their sensitive nerves are stimulated, they will not dare to act as shameless as they want in front of you.

So, seeing Xiao Qiu's appearance, I quickly said: Come on, I'm joking with you, but I'm really worried that if I die, you can really live a good life alone?

Husband, don’t worry too much, okay?

Xiaoqiu said briefly, completely gone from the lively look he had just been dancing, which made me very anxious, so I subconsciously said: Tell, do you dare to play a game with me? I pretended to be hung up for a week and asked you to take care of your children at home and watch the supermarket alone. Do you dare to play this game with me?

I grinned and said, Xiaoqiu was indeed fooled. After thinking about it, he said: Haha, what's the point of not daring to do this? I have to cook more food and wash more clothes when you are at home. If you are not at home, I might be much more relaxed...

Is that right? Don’t be timid now. You elope, it’s wrong. When you were on your honeymoon, I was so tired that I took Xiaobao alone. At that time, you can go to the supermarket alone at night, don’t be afraid, just bark at night and don’t shout...

Tsk, I'm not that useless yet. Don't underestimate us women, our women's potential is unlimited...

OK, then I won't come back tomorrow night...

OK…

By the way, where will you stay tomorrow night?

Of course, I live in heaven. If someone as good as me dies, of course I go to heaven?

Get out, I'm asking you that you have pretended to be dead this week, but you won't come back. So where are you going this week?

Do you care wherever I go, I'm dead, do you care so much about me?

Tsk... Even if you play this game, you have to explain the situation clearly first? If you come back in the middle of the night, I will be scared to death...

I won’t come back in the middle of the night. I can apply for a business trip with Mr. Wang or stay at a friend’s house for a few days. I am a big man, isn’t it easy to find a place to live?

Applying for a business trip with Mr. Wang? Xiaoqiu repeated it in confusion, then thought for a while and said: Get out, don’t go to Mr. Wang’s bed on business trip? You wouldn’t deliberately ask me to play this game and then accompany Mr. Wang?

Dizzy, you are so disappointing to me, right? We have been married for so many years, do you think I am like a lying person? Even if I have an affair with Mr. Wang, I will tell you openly that I am not like someone, but I secretly go to a hotel to check in a room?

After hearing this, Xiaoqiu was so angry that he gritted his teeth for a long time before saying: Get out, I didn’t care. Not only did you approve it, but you persuaded me...

Haha, I'm also kidding Ah? So unbearable to tease?

Humph, oh, Xiaoqiu sighed deeply, and then said with relief: It hurts and is so happy to argue with you, I really can't tell you...

It's nothing, so I'll say that. From tomorrow I'll pretend to be on a business trip and pretend to be hang up. It may be hang up for a week, maybe half a month, maybe half a year, or maybe one year...

Ah? Have you been hanging for so long?

Of course, you know that I either don’t play games or just play them very seriously. I will come back in at least one week, and it may be a year!

Then I don't want to play anymore, it's been too long... Xiaoqiu wants to give up

However, I said seriously: Ah, maybe one day, I will really hang for so long... So this is not just a game, but maybe it is a preview of the future...

Woo, husband, I want to cry when you say it...

Haha, I'll say, you're so useless. Before you can play this game, you're about to cry...

Hum, Hum, Hum... Xiaoqiu was used to acting coquettishly, but he became even more determined. I want to play this game. After all, a woman cannot live a life of coquettishness.

So the next day I pretended to be on a business trip, pretended to be dead, and never came back. Unexpectedly, my father actually came back, what would Xiaoqiu do if he dealt with it?