Open your eyes suddenly, it was bright
Li Yi didn't think too much, so he picked up the clothes beside the bed and walked out hurriedly
When I walked to the door, I couldn't help but look back at Du Xinyu, who was still sleeping, and then at Director Liu lying in the cabinet...
Where did you go last night?
The sister's angry roar suddenly sounded in her mind. Li Yi couldn't help but tremble. He didn't bother to move him out of the cabinet, turned around and hurriedly left the room.
It was quite good last night, and after it was so good, there would be a price to pay. If the old lady asks, it would be great if the three sticks were taken.
Li Yi was tidying up his clothes while running towards the school
When he was about to arrive at the school gate, he saw that there were already people coming and going at the gate. The little fat man and the others lined up neatly in two rows. It seemed that they were just in time and hadn't started morning self-study yet.
Li Yi stretched and then walked towards the little fat man and the others with a smile. But just after taking two steps, he saw the little fat man and glasses constantly winking at him. The closer they got, the more they squeezed.
Li Yi couldn't touch his head for a moment. When he walked to them, he was about to ask a question, but suddenly he stretched out a hand from the side, grabbed his ear and twisted it hard. Li Yi was caught off guard and shouted, "Oh! It hurts!"
Do you still know it hurts?
Li Yi couldn't help but feel shocked, and his body softened and almost collapsed on the ground.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and said pitifully without twisting his head: Haha, sister, get up so early!
Li Yurou pulled his ear and twisted it hard, stretched out her right foot and kicked him hard, and sneered: Get up early? Yes, I got up early enough. I searched all the thirty-six Internet cafes around this night, but I almost called the police. Brother, where are you hiding!
It's over, I have to peel off even if I don't die today!
The more Li Yi thought about it, the more cautious he became. If it weren't for the people coming and going, he would have kneeled to the ground.
Li Yi grabbed his sister's arm and begged: Sister, sister, I know I'm wrong, I really know I'm wrong
I don’t know that this has been said thousands or tens of thousands of times. Originally, Li Yurou sounded like the wind blowing and farting. Unexpectedly, she actually let go of Li Yi’s ears, looked at him with a serious expression, and asked: Do you really know you’re wrong?
Li Yi was stunned and hurriedly said solemnly: Really, I really know I was wrong.
Li Yurou raised the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly. Li Yi also grinned. The two of them laughed foolishly for a long time when they faced each other. Li Yurou suddenly put away her smiling face, pulled his ear forward, and walked around!
Li Yi was pulled and pulled forward by Li Yurou, with a sad face and thought in her heart that she knew she was playing tricks on me!
Torture…
Forced confession...
Beat...
In the next hour, there were tragedies in the dormitory. Li Yi was like a revolutionary martyr on a monument, gritting his teeth and refusing to confess, because he knew that if he let his sister know what he did last night, it wouldn't be enough to just knock a few sticks.
After a morning of fighting, Li Yurou finally got tired, and class was about to begin, so she let Li Yi walk out of the dormitory
At this time, Li Yi had a bruised and swollen nose, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted. He held the wall in the corridor and wiped the blood from his nose.
It really feels like escaping from death and becoming a human being again...
After two classes in a daze, Li Yi paid attention to the situation in the office intentionally or unintentionally, and never saw Director Liu.
Could it be that he discovered some clues, or that Du Xinyu had already told her husband about the incident?
It's impossible. If Director Liu really knew that he was wearing a green hat, why didn't he settle the score with him immediately?
Li Yi lay on the table, shaking his head and unable to figure it out
No matter who it is, he will think about it after doing bad things.
Besides, Director Liu is already pitiful enough for having no children. He even gave him a cuckold. It's really a bit inhumane
I think so, but Du Xinyu is so charming
If he has the chance, he will still take the photo.
Leng Yàn put down the book in his hand, covered it on the desk, turned his head and looked at Li Yi expressionlessly
Li Yi felt a coldness coming, turned his head and looked back and forth at Leng Yàn
None of them spoke, looking at each other expressionlessly
Leng Yàn's face was so cold. It was so white that it looked like a dead person. His eyes were even more terrible. Everyone wouldn't be able to stand it after a while.
After a while, Li Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but have a cold war. Then, just as he was about to speak, Leng Yin turned around, picked up the book covered on the table and read it, looking safe and contented, as if nothing had happened.
Li Yi touched his forehead, rubbed his face, and cursed in his heart, "I'm crazy!"
I did it three times a night and was really tired, with a sore waist and back pain. Am I almost out of reach?
Li Yi was sweating coldly, and quickly straightened his waist and waved it twice.
Suddenly, there was another feeling of discomfort and coldness coming from the side. Li Yi quickly turned his head and found that the cold Yàn was still staring at him like a dead person.
Li Yi was a little annoyed and roared in a low voice: What do you want to do?
Leng Yàn stared at him intently. Although he didn't say anything, his eyes were really cold enough, and it was almost impossible to breathe.
Just when Li Yi was about to collapse, Leng Yin turned around again, picked up the book on the table and read it.
Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, his body collapsed on the table, and thought in his heart with infinite desolation, Mom, is it because I have done too much bad? God sent such a half-dead woman to sit next to me
It is said that women are so romantic, a love song and a kiss, there is no one who doesn't go to bed with you
This cold girl, I almost kissed her more than Yingying. Not to mention being moved, I didn't even have a gentle look.
There is also a love contract. I saw that Pan Jinlian and Wu Erlang had sex, and neither of us could have!
By the way, this love contract will never be completed, so will she bother me for the rest of my life?
Oh my god Wave!
If this is the case, it's better to kill me
Thinking of this, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a cold war. Unexpectedly, Leng Yàn put the book in his hand on the table again, turned his head and looked at him.
Li Yi couldn't help it anymore, took a deep breath and sighed: Sister, what do you want to do? Just say it if you have something to do, where did I offend you? I can correct my mistakes. I can't make a torture like this.
Leng Yàn stared at him for a while, and then his lips suddenly opened and then closed again, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it.
Li Yi was even more confused. What else did this crazy person dare not say?
What exactly do you want to say?
Leng Yàn looked at him for a while, and slowly raised his eyes, as if he didn't dare to look at him.
This was really the first time. Li Yi was amused, raised his lips and joking: Are you still embarrassed?
Leng Yàn didn't reply, turned around, picked up the book and read it again
Li Yi was bored, his head tilted, and he lay on the table again. Unexpectedly, Leng Yàn pressed the book on the table again and cast his cold eyes at him again.
Li Yi was completely confused now, his mind was filled with question marks. Could it be that this guy is really crazy?
Leng Yàn opened his mouth, but still didn't say anything. Li Yi looked at her two thin lips and suddenly thought of something. He said: By the way, I haven't kissed you for several days.
Leng Yàn still didn't say anything, but just turned his gaze aside again
Li Yi leaned over, stared at her eyes for a while, raised his lips slightly, and said with a wicked smile: Did you want to say this just now?
Leng Yàn quickly turned his face back, and almost threw the book on the table in a hurry
Li Yi was so happy when he looked at her in a mess. He just wondered if she was a stone, but it turned out that she was a secret girl and was just a serious girl!
Li Yi put his hand on her thigh and touched it twice, and said with a smile: I have been owe it for several days, I need to kiss you at one time, let's start
After hesitating for a moment, Leng Yàn put down the book in his hand and turned his face. What's strange is that when the two of them were kissing, she kept her eyes open, but this time she actually closed her eyes.
What does this mean?
Li Yi felt happy again, cleared his throat, then moved his face over, gently placed it on the cold lips, the cold feeling in his memory disappeared, her lips were hot and hot
Li Yi widened his eyes, his cold face was still pale and there was no blush at all.
A big question mark appeared in Li Yi's mind. Is she shy or has a fever?
With a 'ping' sound, just as the two of them were kissing each other, the chemistry teacher on the podium crushed the glass test tube in his hand...
The relationship with Leng Yàn seems to have made great progress. At least her attitude has changed. She usually accepts it passively. Today she actually asked for a kiss. It seems that the effort to cut off time has not been in vain.
What are you laughing at? I am so happy to have a meal?
Feng Yingying's smirks Li Yi asked in confusion
Am I laughing?
Li Yi replied with a silly smile, then turned her face to Leng Yàn on the other side. She still looked like she was stagnant and was having lunch at will, as if she hadn't heard the conversation between the two.
Feng Yingying glanced at the two of them suspiciously, and another ominous premonition arose in her heart.
After lunch, the three of them walked out of the cafeteria
Li Yi was walking in front with a smile on his face, but when he stepped out of the canteen gate, he suddenly hid behind Leng Yin with fear.
Li Yurou hugged her hands in front of her chest, glanced around the faces of the three of them, and finally frozen on Li Yi.
She stretched out her right hand and hooked her fingers, and Li Yi walked over obediently
Back to the dormitory, Li Yurou locked the door with her backhand, and Li Yi knelt on the ground with a sad face.
Li Yurou walked to the desk and sat down, lowered her head and asked: Why are you kneeling down? Did you make another mistake that I don’t know?
Li Yi was stunned, then quickly stood up and said with a smile: No, no, I thought you didn't have enough fun in the morning, so I would continue to beat me
Li Yurou sneered, I'm not a sadist, do you think I'm always willing to hit you
Li Yi touched his swollen face and whispered: You're not a sadist, you're so cruel.
What did you say?
Li Yi quickly waved his hand and smiled: No, no, I said my sister is not S, I am not M, we respect each other as much as our mother and son
Li Yurou pointed at him and said viciously: You must dare to talk nonsense again, let me not tear your mouth apart.
After saying that, she reached out to take out a piece of paper from the drawer and pushed it over.
Li Yi asked in confusion: What are you doing? What contract is it?
This is the paper from last year's midterm exam. Starting today, you will come back immediately after class. I will monitor the venue myself. I want to see your true academic performance.
ah?
Li Yi screamed strangely, his eyebrows almost twisted together
Question 1, What is the invented papermaking in history?
A, Cai Lun
B, Jolin Tsai
C, Cai Guoqing
D, Cai Kangyong
Li Yi held the pen in his mouth, held his hands in front of his chest, and shook his head and said to himself: This is really a difficult problem.
With a slap, Li Yurou slapped him hard on the back of his head and cursed with laughter and cry: It's hard for your mother, you can't even answer this question. Are you an idiot?
Li Yi reached out and touched the back of his head, looked at his sister's pretty face that was so angry that she was twisted, and said with a smile: Just kidding, everyone knows such a simple question.
After saying that, he picked up the pen and wrote a D firmly
Li Yurou felt dizzy and quickly reached out to hold the table. After resting for a long time, she recovered. Then she asked: What is the name of the program hosted by Cai Kangyong and Xiao S?
Li Yi didn't think about it and replied casually: Kangxi is here
After saying that, he was slapped on the back of the head, and Li Yurou shouted angrily: Do you know you still choose D, have Cai Kangyong ever made paper?
Li Yi looked up and thought for a while, then grinned and said: Hehe, yes, how could I choose D? Cai Kangyong is hosting the show, and I know that she sings, so the correct answer should be C.
It is A, it is A, papermaking was invented by Cai Lun!
Li Yurou's voice has reached a heart-wrenching level. If the law allows it, she really wishes to kill this brother with one blow.
This was angry, but Li Yi turned his head and asked inexplicably: Cai Lun? What does Cai Lun do? Are you singing too?
Li Yurou clenched her fists tightly, then grabbed the corner of his mouth, and tore it hard to both sides, while asking loudly: What is Cai Lun doing?
Ah! Ah Wave!
Li Yi screamed twice in pain and quickly replied: It's not Tao, it's not Tao, it's paper-making, it's paper-making!
Because his mouth was torn wide, even his voice changed. As soon as he spoke, his saliva kept flowing out.
Li Yurou quickly pulled her hand back, wiped Li Yi's clothes twice, frowned and said: "A wavy, too! You are so disgusting."
Li Yi reached out to touch the corner of his hot mouth, so painful that he could no longer speak.
After a while, the corners of his mouth finally didn't hurt like before. Li Yi quickly pushed Li Yurou aside and said: Sister, if you keep the custody, just keep the custody. Don't talk nonsense, I will be distracted.
Li Yurou snorted coldly, you're the one who has the most things to do
Li Yi sat back at the desk, whispered to the test paper, sometimes whispered, sometimes scratched his head, sometimes shook his body, anyway, he was not serious.
Li Yurou sat in the distance and stared at his back expressionlessly, and suddenly said: By the way, I'll ask you something
What's up?
Li Yurou hesitated for a moment and asked: What are you going to do if you have a detailed matter?
Hearing this, Li Yi's body suddenly froze, his eyes rolled, and he said tentatively: You... sister... what do you think should you do?
I think you should be put in prison and be kept for ten or eight years
Li Yurou sneered
Haha, stop kidding, I don't want to let it go because I know
Li Yurou said sternly: Stop talking to me, answer my questions honestly
I don't know what to do about this matter. She said that if I don't get the full score, I will go to the Public Security Bureau to sue me. Haha, it's a fantasy for my full score. How could it be
It's a pissing thing. I know her better than you. She won't sue you if she doesn't get the full marks in the exam.
real?
Li Yi turned around and exclaimed: Then why did he force me to study? He also simulated the exam?
Then don’t you study hard?
Li Yurou pointed at him and said viciously: Let me tell you, no matter how you are, you will fail the exam this time, and I will send you to the bureau.
Li Yi said with a smile: You are willing to give up, Mom Wave!
Li Yurou was stunned and asked: What are you calling me?
Mom Wave!
This sound was very long. Li Yurou was so angry that she almost slapped him. Li Yi stood up and continued: As the saying goes, the elder sister is like a mother, and our relationship is like a biological child. What's wrong with calling you a mother?
Li Yurou said with a giggle and laughter: If you are really my biological child, I must press you into the washbasin to drown
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yi ran over, reached out and touched her belly, and smiled: Brother, have you heard that? How cruel our mother is, you must be careful.
Li Yurou flew away but was avoided by Li Yi. She turned around and was about to search the guy, but Li Yi shouted loudly: Sister, you are taking the exam now, you are the invigilator!
Li Yurou snorted coldly and then sat back on her seat
After a moment of quietness, Li Yurou spoke and said: Hey, I haven’t finished asking just now, what are you thinking?
What can I think? It depends on what I think carefully. To be honest, it doesn't matter what I do.
Are you so irresponsible?
Do you think I am like an irresponsible person?
Li Yi was writing on the paper and said: I didn't say that she wanted to marry me, I'll marry her immediately
Are they almost ten years older than you, how dare you marry someone?
What's the point of not daring? Stop talking about her, you and I dare to marry you
What?
Li Yurou was stunned and asked in surprise: What did you say just now? Do you dare to marry me?
Li Yi put down his pen, turned around slowly, and smiled and said: You are so beautiful and have a great figure. If you want to marry me, I'm not happy yet, what's there to dare to do?
Facing Li Yi's nonsense, Li Yurou's face turned slightly red, and she didn't scold him, but said with some complaint: Don't say these words, it's a shame to let your brother-in-law hear them.
Li Yi asked: He heard it when he heard it, what else can he do?
Your brother-in-law is a stingy person, and we haven't seen each other for a year or two, so you will definitely feel suspicious after hearing this.
Li Yi smiled and said: I didn't do anything bad, I'm not afraid of ghosts and call me, I'm your brother, why are he jealous
Do you also know that you are my brother?
You beat me several times every day, and I can't forget myself even if I want to.
After pausing, Li Yi smiled and said in a weird way: Sister, you are so scared, have you really done something wrong?
Li Yurou's face turned red and she almost slapped him. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and make your paper
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Li Yi turned back with a smile on his face
After a while, Li Yurou spoke again: I've been talking nonsense for a long time, but I still haven't said that. What are you going to do if you have a detailed matter?
Li Yi turned around and said with a lot of laughter: Sister, you have asked three times and I have answered three times. How could I know? I said I won’t let you marry you, what else can you do if you let me do?
Actually... I wouldn't object if you really want to get married
Li Yurou lowered her head and couldn't help but smile: Being my younger brother and sister carefully is exciting to think about it.
Obo Wave!
Li Yi pointed at her and said with an exaggerated expression: You also said that you are good sisters to others, but in private, you are full of bad water waves!
Li Yurou's face turned red again, and she hurriedly said: So what, what can you do to me?
Li Yi waved his hand and said with a smile: No, no, I can do it, I will make the papers, make the papers
After a while, Li Yi turned his body over again and asked with a smile on his face: Sister, do you really want Xixi to marry me?
Li Yurou snorted coldly, "What do you think about? You have a wife, what else can you think about?"
Li Yi stood up and said righteously: It is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. After getting married, one is the East Palace and the other is the West Palace, and what's wrong with each other?
Li Yurou sneered: What's wrong? If you sue you for bigamy, just go to the cold palace by yourself.
Li Yi stretched out his index finger and compared it, and said with a smile: This is simple. Then I will become an Arab nationality. Not to mention the empress of the two palaces, no one can care about me even if I have three palaces and six courtyards.
Li Yurou spat and said: You are so beautiful, you are wavy!
Li Yi hurriedly took a step forward and said: By the way, you have to marry me, go to the East Palace and the West Palace at the same time. You are the real official palace.
Li Yurou put her jade finger on her cheeks, Qiu Bo gave her a gift, and asked with a smile: Do you want to marry me?
Li Yi's saliva almost flowed down, and he nodded quickly and said: Yes, yes!
Li Yurou put away her smiling face, sat up straight, and said sternly: Let's go for the next life!
Li Yi sat back on the chair and muttered to himself, "The next life is good."
After a while, Li Yurou was trembling all over when she looked at the scores on the test paper.
Fifteen points...
Li Yi didn't think too much, so he picked up the clothes beside the bed and walked out hurriedly
When I walked to the door, I couldn't help but look back at Du Xinyu, who was still sleeping, and then at Director Liu lying in the cabinet...
Where did you go last night?
The sister's angry roar suddenly sounded in her mind. Li Yi couldn't help but tremble. He didn't bother to move him out of the cabinet, turned around and hurriedly left the room.
It was quite good last night, and after it was so good, there would be a price to pay. If the old lady asks, it would be great if the three sticks were taken.
Li Yi was tidying up his clothes while running towards the school
When he was about to arrive at the school gate, he saw that there were already people coming and going at the gate. The little fat man and the others lined up neatly in two rows. It seemed that they were just in time and hadn't started morning self-study yet.
Li Yi stretched and then walked towards the little fat man and the others with a smile. But just after taking two steps, he saw the little fat man and glasses constantly winking at him. The closer they got, the more they squeezed.
Li Yi couldn't touch his head for a moment. When he walked to them, he was about to ask a question, but suddenly he stretched out a hand from the side, grabbed his ear and twisted it hard. Li Yi was caught off guard and shouted, "Oh! It hurts!"
Do you still know it hurts?
Li Yi couldn't help but feel shocked, and his body softened and almost collapsed on the ground.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and said pitifully without twisting his head: Haha, sister, get up so early!
Li Yurou pulled his ear and twisted it hard, stretched out her right foot and kicked him hard, and sneered: Get up early? Yes, I got up early enough. I searched all the thirty-six Internet cafes around this night, but I almost called the police. Brother, where are you hiding!
It's over, I have to peel off even if I don't die today!
The more Li Yi thought about it, the more cautious he became. If it weren't for the people coming and going, he would have kneeled to the ground.
Li Yi grabbed his sister's arm and begged: Sister, sister, I know I'm wrong, I really know I'm wrong
I don’t know that this has been said thousands or tens of thousands of times. Originally, Li Yurou sounded like the wind blowing and farting. Unexpectedly, she actually let go of Li Yi’s ears, looked at him with a serious expression, and asked: Do you really know you’re wrong?
Li Yi was stunned and hurriedly said solemnly: Really, I really know I was wrong.
Li Yurou raised the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly. Li Yi also grinned. The two of them laughed foolishly for a long time when they faced each other. Li Yurou suddenly put away her smiling face, pulled his ear forward, and walked around!
Li Yi was pulled and pulled forward by Li Yurou, with a sad face and thought in her heart that she knew she was playing tricks on me!
Torture…
Forced confession...
Beat...
In the next hour, there were tragedies in the dormitory. Li Yi was like a revolutionary martyr on a monument, gritting his teeth and refusing to confess, because he knew that if he let his sister know what he did last night, it wouldn't be enough to just knock a few sticks.
After a morning of fighting, Li Yurou finally got tired, and class was about to begin, so she let Li Yi walk out of the dormitory
At this time, Li Yi had a bruised and swollen nose, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted. He held the wall in the corridor and wiped the blood from his nose.
It really feels like escaping from death and becoming a human being again...
After two classes in a daze, Li Yi paid attention to the situation in the office intentionally or unintentionally, and never saw Director Liu.
Could it be that he discovered some clues, or that Du Xinyu had already told her husband about the incident?
It's impossible. If Director Liu really knew that he was wearing a green hat, why didn't he settle the score with him immediately?
Li Yi lay on the table, shaking his head and unable to figure it out
No matter who it is, he will think about it after doing bad things.
Besides, Director Liu is already pitiful enough for having no children. He even gave him a cuckold. It's really a bit inhumane
I think so, but Du Xinyu is so charming
If he has the chance, he will still take the photo.
Leng Yàn put down the book in his hand, covered it on the desk, turned his head and looked at Li Yi expressionlessly
Li Yi felt a coldness coming, turned his head and looked back and forth at Leng Yàn
None of them spoke, looking at each other expressionlessly
Leng Yàn's face was so cold. It was so white that it looked like a dead person. His eyes were even more terrible. Everyone wouldn't be able to stand it after a while.
After a while, Li Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but have a cold war. Then, just as he was about to speak, Leng Yin turned around, picked up the book covered on the table and read it, looking safe and contented, as if nothing had happened.
Li Yi touched his forehead, rubbed his face, and cursed in his heart, "I'm crazy!"
I did it three times a night and was really tired, with a sore waist and back pain. Am I almost out of reach?
Li Yi was sweating coldly, and quickly straightened his waist and waved it twice.
Suddenly, there was another feeling of discomfort and coldness coming from the side. Li Yi quickly turned his head and found that the cold Yàn was still staring at him like a dead person.
Li Yi was a little annoyed and roared in a low voice: What do you want to do?
Leng Yàn stared at him intently. Although he didn't say anything, his eyes were really cold enough, and it was almost impossible to breathe.
Just when Li Yi was about to collapse, Leng Yin turned around again, picked up the book on the table and read it.
Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, his body collapsed on the table, and thought in his heart with infinite desolation, Mom, is it because I have done too much bad? God sent such a half-dead woman to sit next to me
It is said that women are so romantic, a love song and a kiss, there is no one who doesn't go to bed with you
This cold girl, I almost kissed her more than Yingying. Not to mention being moved, I didn't even have a gentle look.
There is also a love contract. I saw that Pan Jinlian and Wu Erlang had sex, and neither of us could have!
By the way, this love contract will never be completed, so will she bother me for the rest of my life?
Oh my god Wave!
If this is the case, it's better to kill me
Thinking of this, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a cold war. Unexpectedly, Leng Yàn put the book in his hand on the table again, turned his head and looked at him.
Li Yi couldn't help it anymore, took a deep breath and sighed: Sister, what do you want to do? Just say it if you have something to do, where did I offend you? I can correct my mistakes. I can't make a torture like this.
Leng Yàn stared at him for a while, and then his lips suddenly opened and then closed again, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it.
Li Yi was even more confused. What else did this crazy person dare not say?
What exactly do you want to say?
Leng Yàn looked at him for a while, and slowly raised his eyes, as if he didn't dare to look at him.
This was really the first time. Li Yi was amused, raised his lips and joking: Are you still embarrassed?
Leng Yàn didn't reply, turned around, picked up the book and read it again
Li Yi was bored, his head tilted, and he lay on the table again. Unexpectedly, Leng Yàn pressed the book on the table again and cast his cold eyes at him again.
Li Yi was completely confused now, his mind was filled with question marks. Could it be that this guy is really crazy?
Leng Yàn opened his mouth, but still didn't say anything. Li Yi looked at her two thin lips and suddenly thought of something. He said: By the way, I haven't kissed you for several days.
Leng Yàn still didn't say anything, but just turned his gaze aside again
Li Yi leaned over, stared at her eyes for a while, raised his lips slightly, and said with a wicked smile: Did you want to say this just now?
Leng Yàn quickly turned his face back, and almost threw the book on the table in a hurry
Li Yi was so happy when he looked at her in a mess. He just wondered if she was a stone, but it turned out that she was a secret girl and was just a serious girl!
Li Yi put his hand on her thigh and touched it twice, and said with a smile: I have been owe it for several days, I need to kiss you at one time, let's start
After hesitating for a moment, Leng Yàn put down the book in his hand and turned his face. What's strange is that when the two of them were kissing, she kept her eyes open, but this time she actually closed her eyes.
What does this mean?
Li Yi felt happy again, cleared his throat, then moved his face over, gently placed it on the cold lips, the cold feeling in his memory disappeared, her lips were hot and hot
Li Yi widened his eyes, his cold face was still pale and there was no blush at all.
A big question mark appeared in Li Yi's mind. Is she shy or has a fever?
With a 'ping' sound, just as the two of them were kissing each other, the chemistry teacher on the podium crushed the glass test tube in his hand...
The relationship with Leng Yàn seems to have made great progress. At least her attitude has changed. She usually accepts it passively. Today she actually asked for a kiss. It seems that the effort to cut off time has not been in vain.
What are you laughing at? I am so happy to have a meal?
Feng Yingying's smirks Li Yi asked in confusion
Am I laughing?
Li Yi replied with a silly smile, then turned her face to Leng Yàn on the other side. She still looked like she was stagnant and was having lunch at will, as if she hadn't heard the conversation between the two.
Feng Yingying glanced at the two of them suspiciously, and another ominous premonition arose in her heart.
After lunch, the three of them walked out of the cafeteria
Li Yi was walking in front with a smile on his face, but when he stepped out of the canteen gate, he suddenly hid behind Leng Yin with fear.
Li Yurou hugged her hands in front of her chest, glanced around the faces of the three of them, and finally frozen on Li Yi.
She stretched out her right hand and hooked her fingers, and Li Yi walked over obediently
Back to the dormitory, Li Yurou locked the door with her backhand, and Li Yi knelt on the ground with a sad face.
Li Yurou walked to the desk and sat down, lowered her head and asked: Why are you kneeling down? Did you make another mistake that I don’t know?
Li Yi was stunned, then quickly stood up and said with a smile: No, no, I thought you didn't have enough fun in the morning, so I would continue to beat me
Li Yurou sneered, I'm not a sadist, do you think I'm always willing to hit you
Li Yi touched his swollen face and whispered: You're not a sadist, you're so cruel.
What did you say?
Li Yi quickly waved his hand and smiled: No, no, I said my sister is not S, I am not M, we respect each other as much as our mother and son
Li Yurou pointed at him and said viciously: You must dare to talk nonsense again, let me not tear your mouth apart.
After saying that, she reached out to take out a piece of paper from the drawer and pushed it over.
Li Yi asked in confusion: What are you doing? What contract is it?
This is the paper from last year's midterm exam. Starting today, you will come back immediately after class. I will monitor the venue myself. I want to see your true academic performance.
ah?
Li Yi screamed strangely, his eyebrows almost twisted together
Question 1, What is the invented papermaking in history?
A, Cai Lun
B, Jolin Tsai
C, Cai Guoqing
D, Cai Kangyong
Li Yi held the pen in his mouth, held his hands in front of his chest, and shook his head and said to himself: This is really a difficult problem.
With a slap, Li Yurou slapped him hard on the back of his head and cursed with laughter and cry: It's hard for your mother, you can't even answer this question. Are you an idiot?
Li Yi reached out and touched the back of his head, looked at his sister's pretty face that was so angry that she was twisted, and said with a smile: Just kidding, everyone knows such a simple question.
After saying that, he picked up the pen and wrote a D firmly
Li Yurou felt dizzy and quickly reached out to hold the table. After resting for a long time, she recovered. Then she asked: What is the name of the program hosted by Cai Kangyong and Xiao S?
Li Yi didn't think about it and replied casually: Kangxi is here
After saying that, he was slapped on the back of the head, and Li Yurou shouted angrily: Do you know you still choose D, have Cai Kangyong ever made paper?
Li Yi looked up and thought for a while, then grinned and said: Hehe, yes, how could I choose D? Cai Kangyong is hosting the show, and I know that she sings, so the correct answer should be C.
It is A, it is A, papermaking was invented by Cai Lun!
Li Yurou's voice has reached a heart-wrenching level. If the law allows it, she really wishes to kill this brother with one blow.
This was angry, but Li Yi turned his head and asked inexplicably: Cai Lun? What does Cai Lun do? Are you singing too?
Li Yurou clenched her fists tightly, then grabbed the corner of his mouth, and tore it hard to both sides, while asking loudly: What is Cai Lun doing?
Ah! Ah Wave!
Li Yi screamed twice in pain and quickly replied: It's not Tao, it's not Tao, it's paper-making, it's paper-making!
Because his mouth was torn wide, even his voice changed. As soon as he spoke, his saliva kept flowing out.
Li Yurou quickly pulled her hand back, wiped Li Yi's clothes twice, frowned and said: "A wavy, too! You are so disgusting."
Li Yi reached out to touch the corner of his hot mouth, so painful that he could no longer speak.
After a while, the corners of his mouth finally didn't hurt like before. Li Yi quickly pushed Li Yurou aside and said: Sister, if you keep the custody, just keep the custody. Don't talk nonsense, I will be distracted.
Li Yurou snorted coldly, you're the one who has the most things to do
Li Yi sat back at the desk, whispered to the test paper, sometimes whispered, sometimes scratched his head, sometimes shook his body, anyway, he was not serious.
Li Yurou sat in the distance and stared at his back expressionlessly, and suddenly said: By the way, I'll ask you something
What's up?
Li Yurou hesitated for a moment and asked: What are you going to do if you have a detailed matter?
Hearing this, Li Yi's body suddenly froze, his eyes rolled, and he said tentatively: You... sister... what do you think should you do?
I think you should be put in prison and be kept for ten or eight years
Li Yurou sneered
Haha, stop kidding, I don't want to let it go because I know
Li Yurou said sternly: Stop talking to me, answer my questions honestly
I don't know what to do about this matter. She said that if I don't get the full score, I will go to the Public Security Bureau to sue me. Haha, it's a fantasy for my full score. How could it be
It's a pissing thing. I know her better than you. She won't sue you if she doesn't get the full marks in the exam.
real?
Li Yi turned around and exclaimed: Then why did he force me to study? He also simulated the exam?
Then don’t you study hard?
Li Yurou pointed at him and said viciously: Let me tell you, no matter how you are, you will fail the exam this time, and I will send you to the bureau.
Li Yi said with a smile: You are willing to give up, Mom Wave!
Li Yurou was stunned and asked: What are you calling me?
Mom Wave!
This sound was very long. Li Yurou was so angry that she almost slapped him. Li Yi stood up and continued: As the saying goes, the elder sister is like a mother, and our relationship is like a biological child. What's wrong with calling you a mother?
Li Yurou said with a giggle and laughter: If you are really my biological child, I must press you into the washbasin to drown
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yi ran over, reached out and touched her belly, and smiled: Brother, have you heard that? How cruel our mother is, you must be careful.
Li Yurou flew away but was avoided by Li Yi. She turned around and was about to search the guy, but Li Yi shouted loudly: Sister, you are taking the exam now, you are the invigilator!
Li Yurou snorted coldly and then sat back on her seat
After a moment of quietness, Li Yurou spoke and said: Hey, I haven’t finished asking just now, what are you thinking?
What can I think? It depends on what I think carefully. To be honest, it doesn't matter what I do.
Are you so irresponsible?
Do you think I am like an irresponsible person?
Li Yi was writing on the paper and said: I didn't say that she wanted to marry me, I'll marry her immediately
Are they almost ten years older than you, how dare you marry someone?
What's the point of not daring? Stop talking about her, you and I dare to marry you
What?
Li Yurou was stunned and asked in surprise: What did you say just now? Do you dare to marry me?
Li Yi put down his pen, turned around slowly, and smiled and said: You are so beautiful and have a great figure. If you want to marry me, I'm not happy yet, what's there to dare to do?
Facing Li Yi's nonsense, Li Yurou's face turned slightly red, and she didn't scold him, but said with some complaint: Don't say these words, it's a shame to let your brother-in-law hear them.
Li Yi asked: He heard it when he heard it, what else can he do?
Your brother-in-law is a stingy person, and we haven't seen each other for a year or two, so you will definitely feel suspicious after hearing this.
Li Yi smiled and said: I didn't do anything bad, I'm not afraid of ghosts and call me, I'm your brother, why are he jealous
Do you also know that you are my brother?
You beat me several times every day, and I can't forget myself even if I want to.
After pausing, Li Yi smiled and said in a weird way: Sister, you are so scared, have you really done something wrong?
Li Yurou's face turned red and she almost slapped him. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and make your paper
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Li Yi turned back with a smile on his face
After a while, Li Yurou spoke again: I've been talking nonsense for a long time, but I still haven't said that. What are you going to do if you have a detailed matter?
Li Yi turned around and said with a lot of laughter: Sister, you have asked three times and I have answered three times. How could I know? I said I won’t let you marry you, what else can you do if you let me do?
Actually... I wouldn't object if you really want to get married
Li Yurou lowered her head and couldn't help but smile: Being my younger brother and sister carefully is exciting to think about it.
Obo Wave!
Li Yi pointed at her and said with an exaggerated expression: You also said that you are good sisters to others, but in private, you are full of bad water waves!
Li Yurou's face turned red again, and she hurriedly said: So what, what can you do to me?
Li Yi waved his hand and said with a smile: No, no, I can do it, I will make the papers, make the papers
After a while, Li Yi turned his body over again and asked with a smile on his face: Sister, do you really want Xixi to marry me?
Li Yurou snorted coldly, "What do you think about? You have a wife, what else can you think about?"
Li Yi stood up and said righteously: It is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. After getting married, one is the East Palace and the other is the West Palace, and what's wrong with each other?
Li Yurou sneered: What's wrong? If you sue you for bigamy, just go to the cold palace by yourself.
Li Yi stretched out his index finger and compared it, and said with a smile: This is simple. Then I will become an Arab nationality. Not to mention the empress of the two palaces, no one can care about me even if I have three palaces and six courtyards.
Li Yurou spat and said: You are so beautiful, you are wavy!
Li Yi hurriedly took a step forward and said: By the way, you have to marry me, go to the East Palace and the West Palace at the same time. You are the real official palace.
Li Yurou put her jade finger on her cheeks, Qiu Bo gave her a gift, and asked with a smile: Do you want to marry me?
Li Yi's saliva almost flowed down, and he nodded quickly and said: Yes, yes!
Li Yurou put away her smiling face, sat up straight, and said sternly: Let's go for the next life!
Li Yi sat back on the chair and muttered to himself, "The next life is good."
After a while, Li Yurou was trembling all over when she looked at the scores on the test paper.
Fifteen points...
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