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Chapter 41

19days ago Rural fiction 10
The dragon is dead

He became a legend in our city because of his death!

The hospital says he died of suffocation

But he was very happy at the mouth of the streets and alleys.

Especially in the place where he was found dead, the aunts and uncles who got up in the morning to dance square dance in our city, especially in the mouths of the old men, Xiaolong was so happy.

Death is especially envious of these men

Xiaolong probably started a relatively large business. He got money and bought a used car in a better condition. He picked up the car and celebrated with Li Xia at the food stall that night. He drank a lot of wine and drank until very late. Then the two of them were in the car and consecrated the car, and they were parked in the center of the square.

I guess I was consecrated several times. I was tired. The two of them didn’t even wear clothes and fell asleep because it was summer and the air conditioner was turned on very well...

According to legend, when the old man and the aunt who came to dance square dance the next day looked in the car window, they saw a man and a woman naked and naked, lying in the back seat of the car without moving, sleeping deeply and peacefully, and they couldn't wake up no matter how they shot the window or shouted.

Especially two old men said that this young man must have had his asshole in the end. They clearly saw that Xiaolong's cock was still stuck with black and yellow shit spots.

Li Xia's butt was also filthy with anus as the center. Someone even swore that the woman's large intestine had turned out and she had prolapsed.

When I learned about the official cause of death and the legendary cause of death on the street, I wanted to cry and laugh

What's sad is that I lost a good friend, a good bad friend and a good friend

He is the only friend who can talk and play and can be NP-free and not embarrassed

I'm a little envious of his way of dying

Unfortunately, he died a little early

When my brother and I drove the Audi A6 to Xiaolong's house that day, we had just parked the car and saw the old man who had told me about fortunes before. I quickly came forward to say hello and wanted to ask about the situation first.

Who knows that this old man still remembers me? I asked me if I had calculated the horoscope with Xiaolong a few days ago

I said it was Ah, it was me

The old man said: Young man, if you listen to me, don’t go in. Your horoscope is taboo to encounter funerals. If you can, you will avoid it. Otherwise, you will be greatly affected. You are lucky now. Don’t affect you because of this. Even if you go in, you will not be able to survive. I know that you and Xiaolong are good friends, but it is best to express your condolences in a different way.

I thought about it, it would be useless for me to go in. I was afraid that I would see the miserable miserable feeling of sending black haired people to see them. So I took out 10,000 yuan from my bag and asked my brother to send them. I told my brother that I could not come here when I am away from home now.

When my brother went in to deliver the money, I invited the old man to the car and wanted to ask a few more questions

This old man is so amazing. I didn't hear his life criticizing him and Xiaolong, but he said that all my life has come true now.

When I got into the car, I first put a cigarette on the old man. The old man took a sip, then sighed and said that Xiaolong didn't listen to him. He said that he and Xiaolong's mother used to be in the same unit, and the relationship between the two families was pretty good, so they often walked around.

He told Xiaolong last time that Xiaolong has good fortune and great disasters in the near future. Let Xiaolong pay attention, work hard to make money but be careful in life

Unfortunately, Xiaolong only did the former

The old man said that life and death cannot be seen in the eight characters, but only good and bad luck.

I then asked me if I had anything to pay attention to. The old man said, I still remember your horoscope. You have been lucky in the past few years and can live a willful life. As long as you don't do things that hurt your good deeds too much, there is no big problem.

I felt at ease when I said this. I quickly took out 10,000 yuan and presented it with both hands, saying that it was not respectful.

The old man refused, saying that he didn't want to make money on this, otherwise he would become a liar.

Then I stared at my face and said, "Young man, you have to pay attention to your health. Although it is your Red Luan Star that is popular with women, I see that your horoscope is mostly bad peach blossoms, don't let those sluts suck you dry."

Then, the old man also said a big truth that I unexpectedly thought: I don’t know that the master of my sperm is expensive, but when I am old, I look at my vagina and cry.

I was blushing and nodding

Then, the old man said something even more surprising to me: If there are no good things, just hide them. If there are too many women, I can’t do it. You can respect the elderly. Your uncle, I’m in good health.

Later I learned that this uncle's surname is Yu, and he has learned a lot of knowledge, astronomy and geography. He was romantic when he was young and never got married in his life. He is still a bachelor, and he is romantic by nature. He doesn't like money very much. He is even unwilling to make money with his butt because he is knowledgeable and eloquent. He always keeps his mouth everywhere. He is also regarded as a master when he doesn't charge money.

Later I asked him why he didn't want money. He said that he was destined to be destined, and having too much money in his hand would make his life worse.

Don't know whether it's true or not

My brother came back to get on the bus after sending the money and asked me where I was going. I quickly introduced Uncle Yu to my brother and wanted my brother to do it. Uncle Yu said that today is not suitable, but another day, he said he was in a bad mood and asked me if I had any entertainment projects.

Ha, of course there is!

I said to my brother: Let's go to Zhang's pussy's house

On the way, I thought about it and took over the route to the female opera singer Zhang Meili.

First, I can only give up the filial piety of Uncle Yu. Second, I originally thought that Xiaolong and I were wearing fake uniforms, with fake documents and pretending to be notes to scare the liar officer and let him spit out the money.

Now it seems that this path is different. Xiaolong died before he succeeds. I have to find another way. These two organs are the ace in my hand.

When I arrived downstairs of Zhang Meili's house, I deliberately got out of the car and waited on the side of the road. When Zhang Meili saw me pouting, she complained to me, saying that the green-haired turtle was so fucking disgusting. She licked her for two days and was almost eating her shit. It was fine, but she was not generous in her actions. She gave her two thousand yuan in two days. It was so fucking good-looking.

I didn't have time to chat with her, so I pulled her aside, pointed at the Audi A6 and scolded her, saying: Don't talk nonsense, is it still too little for two thousand yuan in two days? Now the female college students in our teacher college are all eighteen or nineteen years old, and only two thousand yuan a month. How old are you? In less than a week, you have made several thousand yuan, because I have made several thousand yuan, so how much does it cost to sing a wedding and white event? Today I am entertaining the leader, don't let me down the chain, and take out your artist style. I can't lose money to you.

Zhang Meili looked at Audi who was parked aside and said with a purse: This leader won’t have any special hobbies, I’ve just gotten a little bit of my ass these two days.

I said: Look at your unreliable appearance. I have a sister in my hand. The nickname is hot pot. Do you know why it is called hot pot? It is because there is a leader from the south. When you eat hot pot, your ass hurts. Let the sisters go over and lick their butts and know how good are they doing now? Live in a villa! Now I will take you to see and learn from others. Today, you will remember two things. Don’t be too mean, don’t pretend too much. Just sing and sing, just let your legs spread, do you understand? By the way, don’t call the leader or ask nonsense, just call it uncle, do you know?

Zhang Meili glanced at me coquettishly: OK, I understand, Oh, I'm not worth it now, I'll make some money while I can make some money. I'm going to do my best.

This slut is worthy of being an actor. After getting in the car, she fell in love with Old Man Yu at first sight. She talked and laughed, was reserved and sexy, and was both arrogant and stylish.

I couldn't help but sigh, they are all talents, how good I don't need to worry about cultivating them, and all their business abilities are first-class.

On the way, I sent a text message to Zhang Sao Pussy, saying that I would introduce her to a big man today, lend her place to entertain her, and asked her to clean up the room and herself quickly. Zhang Sao Pussy replied to the text message and said: I knew I was coming today, and I had already cleaned up. The task assigned to me last night, I have already implemented the house today, and I am waiting to report my work to him.

I saw the text message and was a little confused. Did I even explain the task to her?

Need a house?

Well, I'm a nonsense person, especially when I'm with women, because I don't have money, I can only rely on bragging. It seems that I've been bragging about this slut when I'm not very awake.

I hope I can't help but I can't keep it

When I arrived at the small property villa in the suburbs of Zhang Sauvignon, my brother felt embarrassed and embarrassed to enter the door, and wanted to drive away first. Who knew that Zhang Sauvignon was not shy at all. It was as natural as there was no embarrassed in the world. The four words "I was so natural, welcoming and thoughtful, and very eye-catching. After just sitting in the living room, I let Uncle Yu and Zhang Meili into the guest room, arranged my brother to play in the study and play in the computer, and then pulled me into the master bedroom.

As soon as she entered, she pretended to be mysterious and asked me in a low voice: My father, what is this person today? Oh, I don’t ask, just want to know if you want to watch a good show?

I asked what a good show. Zhang Sully took out the remote control and turned on the TV in the bedroom. She pressed the remote control twice. On the TV, Uncle Yu and Zhang Meili hugged and kissed each other in the next room.

Damn, this old man Yu is so anxious. In just a minute, he almost stripped Zhang Meili. Fuck, the skill of rubbing his nipples is really professional

I waved my hand and said: I'm off, I'm not interested in watching an old man fuck me, so let's talk about something serious, your equipment is pretty good, it's clear enough, and it's also your ex-husband's legacy?

Zhang Slut said: No, it's all done by Sister Sun. Didn't you tell me? My cousin likes to watch these movies. I'm tired of watching pornographic movies, so I want to watch real people. I also have a sister who has many lovers. Haha, these are the most advanced. My cousin spent a lot of money to buy from someone in Japan. It's still wireless.

(Note: More than ten years ago, the private wireless ones were indeed very advanced)

The same thing is, what is luck? Luck means getting to the right pace and finding the right person!

These imported equipment are also a great addition to me.

I didn't show any expression on the surface, but just nodded and asked casually: Do you want to report to me? How is it going?

When Zhang Slut heard me ask about the serious matter, she immediately took out a notebook from the bedside table with a serious expression and sent it to me respectfully, saying that it was written in words and asked me to review and guide me.

I sighed in my heart. Although this slut has all his faults, his advantages are really outstanding. I can't match this attitude alone. If this woman has a blue moss-like appearance and figure, our city probably won't be able to support her.

I opened the notebook and saw that the first page read: The plan to open a high-end photo studio on the surface, secretly cultivate and absorb and reserve various women as a plan to win over and corrupt leaders and business owners in order to form a circle of interests

Ha, this is the one I pulled out for her last night?

I basically have no impression of it. I guess it was Zhang's pussy who thought I was the younger brother who trusted the deputy mayor. He asked me for benefits or projects. I was forced to do nothing. It was nonsense. What kind of project Ah and other things I know about Ah. When I saw this plan, I admire myself a little.

Open the title page, and there were many written clearly in the following terms. I was so dense that I looked dizzy, so I threw the notebook to the side.

Lazy and said: I won't read it anymore, just talk about it briefly

Zhang's pussy knelt on the bed and massaged my legs while reporting to me: I have implemented the place in the photography studio. My cousin has two storefront rooms in his hand, both of which are good, one is smaller, just opened a sex toy store for my wife, and another is bigger. I just handed over the house and just opened a photo studio for me. My grandmother, yesterday you were so cruel, I didn't pity my cousin's virgin asshole, and I was so cruel that I bleeded, but my cousin didn't blame you at all, saying you were just an unusual path

Damn, metesbonwe

I raised my foot and kicked her, deliberately pretending: Let’s talk about serious business, and you must distinguish between entertainment and work, don’t get along with Sun’s big breasts, no, what are your cousin’s conditions?

Zhang Slut gave me a thumbs up: I am really aware. My cousin said that she can support both of these businesses, so that we can use them at will, and she can also use them, decorate, equipment, equipment, etc., and count them as shareholdings, and what I say, it is okay. My cousin likes to speculate in houses. She said that in the future, the land houses will make the most money. She only has one requirement, that is, if the city does something, I want to develop that place, and I want you to vent her in advance.

Oh, I understand, that makes sense. I said, how could this big breast be willing to bloom with her ass and then spend money on the shop. So that's it

After a long time, I am a human being. My scheming and vision are much more skillful than me who are like me.

OK, just count her as a sensation. If you want to borrow my east wind, I just happened to borrow your chicken to lay my eggs.

I showed disdain on the surface: This is too cheap, right? Can't I find a suitable house? Or is it that my capital? Is her ass so valuable? Do you know how much you can earn when you know this news in advance? Also, I don't want to know how much benefits you get by pulling this thread in the middle, but you have to know whose dog you are, do you understand?

Zhang Slutty pussy looked loyal: Master, look at what you said, of course I am your dog, your slutty bitch, my cousin said, she can cooperate with you in all aspects, all resources will be mobilized by you, and if you take the big head, I will eat some leftovers. I don’t think my brother will let the bitch hungry, right?

I deliberately said impatiently: OK, let's do it first, let's talk about what's going on in the future. I will explain a little thing to you first. I will go to the provincial capital with me tomorrow.

I told Zhang's pussy about my good plan, then yawned, and said to her: You go and prepare, serve the master next door, and send my friend back. My grandmother is sleepy and wants to sleep for a while. You call Sun's big breasts, I like to sleep with warm winter and cool summer.

Just when I was almost asleep, a text message came in from my phone. I picked it up and saw that the sender was: Jinghu!

Fuck, I was so confused about fucking the pussy these two days, I actually forgot the Queen of the Palace. I haven't gone to Kunning Palace for two nights

Open the text message and read: Husband, where have you been in the past two days? I just saw your car