Before he knew it, Huangfu Yi came to his dream
Young man, you are here, an old voice comes
Huangfu Yi: Who is calling me, he asks and looks for it
But there is nothing except the white space
You can see me when you keep moving forward!
Huangfu Yi walked forward in the sound and found a Taoist priest sitting
Taoist: Brother, don’t you know me anymore? Today I thank you for your help.
Huangfu Yi looked carefully and found that it was that old man. You are so polite!
Taoist: Today is the second time you helped me ten years ago. When I passed by here, you were the only one who didn’t dislike me and gave me my breakfast. I didn’t expect that ten years later, you were still so kind. I decided to teach you a skill. What do you think
These words made Huangfu Yi jumped. This wasn't a martial arts drama, it was so funny
This dream is so interesting
The Taoist continued: I am a 36th generation disciple of the "Happy Sect". The purpose of this sect is to satisfy women.
Huangfu Yi: Isn’t that a cowherd?
Taoist: I am confused, but I can only solve the needs of a woman's physical body, but how can I compare to my school? This school satisfies all the needs of a woman, including physical body, spirit, etc.
Huangfu Yi: I don’t understand very much!
Taoist: After Nuwa created men and women, she realized that she would not add the fragrance of Lianxinhua to men because of this. For a long time, men rarely took into account women's feelings. There are big problems in communication between men and women.
Huangfu Yi: So what
Taoist: At the beginning, men needed women, and they were all for venting and fertilizing. This was contrary to Nuwa's wishes to make human beings. What she hoped was to get along harmoniously with men and women, and to live on the basis of mutual respect and understanding. To help women change their situation, Nuwa crushed the "Lianxinhua" and let it drift around the world with the wind. This is what you are talking about now.
Huangfu Yi: Is this how love comes from?
Taoist: Love solves the problems of most people, but not everyone can get true love. Many women are still lonely and neglected. So Nuwa pinched the remaining roots of the "Lianxinhua" into one person. He is the ancestor of my school, "Happy Taoist".
Huangfu Yi looked at the Taoist with a confused look on his face
Taoist: In order to solve the problems of men and women as soon as possible, the ancestor opened a wide range of people with ulterior motives to recruit disciples. After learning magical skills, they started to do bad things. They changed their strength to deal with women. The ancestor sealed all the bad disciples on an island called Ryukyu, and at the same time, they abandoned their magical skills. It’s a pity that their bad nature is still there, and their descendants still like to ravage women.
Huangfu Yi thought to himself: No wonder the Japanese are so bad!
The Taoist continued: The ancestor felt ashamed of Nuwa, and soon he returned to the immortal world before his death. Not only did he set strict rules for teaching disciples, but he also set up a mantra: Anyone who learns magical skills can only love, and cannot have true love, otherwise he will be punished!
Huangfu Yi: Why!
Taoist: We are equivalent to a service industry and we must treat all our customers equally. If you have true love, your balance will be tilted. I want to teach you your skills now so that you can understand a woman’s heart. This is one of the many magical skills of this sect. Do you want to learn?
Huangfu Yi thought to himself: This dream is really magical
How can you miss such magical skills?
OK, I'll learn!
Taoist: OK, there is not much time left. Come and sit down. I will help you open your mind.
Huangfu Yi sat down as he said. After a while, he felt that his mind became more and more blurred.
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdang...
A bell rings, awakening Huangfu Yi from his dream
When he got up, he saw that the old man next to him had disappeared. When he turned around, he saw a note and a pill left on the table at the head of the bed.
He picked up the note, which read:
Yi'er: As a teacher, you have opened your mind. I didn't expect that you are still a boy. Before you break your body, you still cannot use your magical skills.
After you take the pills, you will get involved with the woman within three days, and the magical power will be achieved
Teacher's name
It is true that the dream is difficult to achieve. Huangfu Yi picked up the pill, hesitated for a moment, or swallowed it
Young man, you are here, an old voice comes
Huangfu Yi: Who is calling me, he asks and looks for it
But there is nothing except the white space
You can see me when you keep moving forward!
Huangfu Yi walked forward in the sound and found a Taoist priest sitting
Taoist: Brother, don’t you know me anymore? Today I thank you for your help.
Huangfu Yi looked carefully and found that it was that old man. You are so polite!
Taoist: Today is the second time you helped me ten years ago. When I passed by here, you were the only one who didn’t dislike me and gave me my breakfast. I didn’t expect that ten years later, you were still so kind. I decided to teach you a skill. What do you think
These words made Huangfu Yi jumped. This wasn't a martial arts drama, it was so funny
This dream is so interesting
The Taoist continued: I am a 36th generation disciple of the "Happy Sect". The purpose of this sect is to satisfy women.
Huangfu Yi: Isn’t that a cowherd?
Taoist: I am confused, but I can only solve the needs of a woman's physical body, but how can I compare to my school? This school satisfies all the needs of a woman, including physical body, spirit, etc.
Huangfu Yi: I don’t understand very much!
Taoist: After Nuwa created men and women, she realized that she would not add the fragrance of Lianxinhua to men because of this. For a long time, men rarely took into account women's feelings. There are big problems in communication between men and women.
Huangfu Yi: So what
Taoist: At the beginning, men needed women, and they were all for venting and fertilizing. This was contrary to Nuwa's wishes to make human beings. What she hoped was to get along harmoniously with men and women, and to live on the basis of mutual respect and understanding. To help women change their situation, Nuwa crushed the "Lianxinhua" and let it drift around the world with the wind. This is what you are talking about now.
Huangfu Yi: Is this how love comes from?
Taoist: Love solves the problems of most people, but not everyone can get true love. Many women are still lonely and neglected. So Nuwa pinched the remaining roots of the "Lianxinhua" into one person. He is the ancestor of my school, "Happy Taoist".
Huangfu Yi looked at the Taoist with a confused look on his face
Taoist: In order to solve the problems of men and women as soon as possible, the ancestor opened a wide range of people with ulterior motives to recruit disciples. After learning magical skills, they started to do bad things. They changed their strength to deal with women. The ancestor sealed all the bad disciples on an island called Ryukyu, and at the same time, they abandoned their magical skills. It’s a pity that their bad nature is still there, and their descendants still like to ravage women.
Huangfu Yi thought to himself: No wonder the Japanese are so bad!
The Taoist continued: The ancestor felt ashamed of Nuwa, and soon he returned to the immortal world before his death. Not only did he set strict rules for teaching disciples, but he also set up a mantra: Anyone who learns magical skills can only love, and cannot have true love, otherwise he will be punished!
Huangfu Yi: Why!
Taoist: We are equivalent to a service industry and we must treat all our customers equally. If you have true love, your balance will be tilted. I want to teach you your skills now so that you can understand a woman’s heart. This is one of the many magical skills of this sect. Do you want to learn?
Huangfu Yi thought to himself: This dream is really magical
How can you miss such magical skills?
OK, I'll learn!
Taoist: OK, there is not much time left. Come and sit down. I will help you open your mind.
Huangfu Yi sat down as he said. After a while, he felt that his mind became more and more blurred.
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdang...
A bell rings, awakening Huangfu Yi from his dream
When he got up, he saw that the old man next to him had disappeared. When he turned around, he saw a note and a pill left on the table at the head of the bed.
He picked up the note, which read:
Yi'er: As a teacher, you have opened your mind. I didn't expect that you are still a boy. Before you break your body, you still cannot use your magical skills.
After you take the pills, you will get involved with the woman within three days, and the magical power will be achieved
Teacher's name
It is true that the dream is difficult to achieve. Huangfu Yi picked up the pill, hesitated for a moment, or swallowed it
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